FabSwingers.com forum: Epic fail.

By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Standing in Screwfix waiting to collect my order guy at counter I'd say late 20's trying to chat up the rather yummy lady serving.

Now it was clear she was interested and very flirty.

She was full on fluttering her eyelids, flicking her hair all of her body language and the way she acted said.

"Ask me for my phone number"

But alas his game was shocking and maybe it was nerve's but I was cringing at his attempt to chat her up.

Once his order arrived he scampered out pretty quickly.

At which point I exclaimed " that was painful"

She laughed and said

"I know right, I couldn't have been more obvious"

We laughed,my order arrived.

We chatted some more, guess who got her phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky Machado ?

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Ricky Machado ? "

How did you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ricky Machado ?

How did you know?"

Instincts

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing in Screwfix waiting to collect my order guy at counter I'd say late 20's trying to chat up the rather yummy lady serving.

Now it was clear she was interested and very flirty.

She was full on fluttering her eyelids, flicking her hair all of her body language and the way she acted said.

"Ask me for my phone number"

But alas his game was shocking and maybe it was nerve's but I was cringing at his attempt to chat her up.

Once his order arrived he scampered out pretty quickly.

At which point I exclaimed " that was painful"

She laughed and said

"I know right, I couldn't have been more obvious"

We laughed,my order arrived.

We chatted some more, guess who got her phone number

Nice one.

There's a rather hot young lady works at my local Screwfix but she looks waaaay too young for me - though I did flirt with her a bit last time I was in there.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho."

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No he done the right thing to asking

As if he would have

He could have been labeled a past

And not to hit on woman at work and all this

In fact there was a interring thread a long time go

Buy kyely who had a removal guy hit on her and ask for her number

And the post got flames buy woman on here saying no as they feel sexuals and being prayed on in they own homes and such

He blow nothing he saved him self from the fire

Always make woman make the movie as

If it’s wrong you be labeled a sex pest and all that

Bl bl bl

Sorry but this is the world woman have crated guys can’t make the first move

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

Rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

That wasn’t necessary Malcolm

Plus it is your not you’re.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

That wasn’t necessary Malcolm

Plus it is your not you’re. "

Yeah sorry you are probably right. OP probably has the ok from his partner to chat up some guys daughter in Screwfix. My apologies OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

That wasn’t necessary Malcolm

Plus it is your not you’re.

Yeah sorry you are probably right. OP probably has the ok from his partner to chat up some guys daughter in Screwfix. My apologies OP

Technically every woman is the daughter of a guy

Bless you x

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

That wasn’t necessary Malcolm

Plus it is your not you’re.

Yeah sorry you are probably right. OP probably has the ok from his partner to chat up some guys daughter in Screwfix. My apologies OP

Technically every woman is the daughter of a guy

Bless you x "

30 years his junior. Guessing she’s pretty young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing in Screwfix waiting to collect my order guy at counter I'd say late 20's trying to chat up the rather yummy lady serving.

Now it was clear she was interested and very flirty.

She was full on fluttering her eyelids, flicking her hair all of her body language and the way she acted said.

"Ask me for my phone number"

But alas his game was shocking and maybe it was nerve's but I was cringing at his attempt to chat her up.

Once his order arrived he scampered out pretty quickly.

At which point I exclaimed " that was painful"

She laughed and said

"I know right, I couldn't have been more obvious"

We laughed,my order arrived.

We chatted some more, guess who got her phone number

Can happen , maybe the guy couldn't or didn't for some reason or another, sometimes a guy can be chatted up and he knows himself that that's where it ends and may find it easier to skidattle ( escape) , who knows , maybe the guy could already being having mind blowing sex with someone else and wasn't gonna do anything to ruin that no matter how hot or horny the lady behind the counter was , or maybe he thought she was that to every customer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

That wasn’t necessary Malcolm

Plus it is your not you’re.

Yeah sorry you are probably right. OP probably has the ok from his partner to chat up some guys daughter in Screwfix. My apologies OP

And right here shows exactly why the guy who didn’t ask for her number made the right choices

As this is a guy take offence to now just imagine if the guy had got the signals wrong

Ie she’s only being friendly because it’s her job

She has to as she’s seriving customers it dose not give people the right to hit on people

From woman the flame pit would be epic

Agein read my post sums it up

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

That wasn’t necessary Malcolm

Plus it is your not you’re.

Yeah sorry you are probably right. OP probably has the ok from his partner to chat up some guys daughter in Screwfix. My apologies OP

As long as it’s not my daughter

she has a weekend job at Screwfix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/22 14:40:25]"
should read fully before commenting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/22 14:40:25]should read fully before commenting

I did see it though and thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/11/22 14:40:25]should read fully before commenting

I did see it though and thought it was funny "
so did i but still i hang my head

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Personally I think women should be able to go to work without having to worry or deal with unsolicited advances of a sexual nature from guys. Or am I just old fashioned??

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Personally I think women should be able to go to work without having to worry or deal with unsolicited advances of a sexual nature from guys. Or am I just old fashioned??

I know I’ll probably get my head kicked in but work just isn’t the same as it was when there was office flirting

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

The op said she told him to ask for her number...hardly unsolicited.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"The op said she told him to ask for her number...hardly unsolicited. "

And the guy before him in the queue either didn’t fancy her or wasn’t available.

Thread closed. Thanks for playing.

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By *ools and the brain OP Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jeeze Louise.

Talk about taking things too seriously.

I WAS NOT chatting her up.

The other guy was trying and in fact if anything it was her doing the chatting up

I was an impartial observer.

On his exit i commented.

She admitted she was interested in him.

We laughed had some gentle banter I left.

I then got a semi wishing I was 24 as I'd THEN have been trying to get her number.

People really need to chill.

You know what fuck why should I explain coz others jump on a high horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The op said she told him to ask for her number...hardly unsolicited. "

No it wasn’t from the op

But the guy in front off him who she hadn’t would have been and if got it wrong he would have got flamed for it

Hence why the guy in front made the right choice

Fact off the matter the world we live in woman have to make the first move

As if a guy gets it wrong

It isn’t a simple old fashioned no thanks your not my type

It’s a flamed post on social media about how he was a creep and a sex pest and all the rest

Make him out to be the bad guy

This is the world woman have crated

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

This escaleted quickly!

I don't think anyone did anything wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I think women should be able to go to work without having to worry or deal with unsolicited advances of a sexual nature from guys. Or am I just old fashioned??

"
someone should tell you about most office parties hell of a lot of people over the years got together thru there work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually I didn't, as sexy as she was and very flirty she was probably 30 years my younger,id probably blown my load before she even got her top off.

The rest is true tho.

Bet you’re other half thinks you’re a real catch eh !?

No-one chatted you up today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This escaleted quickly!

I don't think anyone did anything wrong ?

I don’t either. People getting their knickers in a twist because the op had a giggle with someone in screwfix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it Screwfix girl she said she only had eyes for me!

She's playing us OP!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Damn it Screwfix girl she said she only had eyes for me!

She's playing us OP!"

The brazen hussy told me exactly the same!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ha ha there are some people on the forums who are only on here to play the white knight or think they are better than others.

It’s a bit of banter that the OP wanted to share…hardly time to start being moralistic over anything!

OP I’d be the same in RL…especially if there was a queue behind! The assistant would have had to have written their number on the receipt

And I would have contacted C straight away, in case someone thinks I’d have done something wrong

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Screwfix can do one.

Took me 3 weeks to get a saw delivered…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screwfix can do one.

Took me 3 weeks to get a saw delivered… "

Probably because the OP keeps distracting the staff with his charm and charisma eh?

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