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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm curious, what's everyone's opinions on these? It's pretty much a given that most women have a dildo or vibrator, but men just use their hand. I bought a stroker a few weeks ago and it's awesome. But I have to admit I was a little embarrassed about buying one and I'm not sure why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr "

J'aime le cul sec.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec."

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I’ve got a cock sleeve attachment for my mrs wand, gotta say it’s frigging awesome. Maximum pleasure for suprisingly little effort, only downside is the clean up. Can edge for literally hours with it though

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening. "

Italian pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Italian pie?"
with some snails in it. Gotta keep it French for the patriotism feeling that I don’t have

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

C’est Jamiroquoi jelly sèx avec le sèx chevrolet demon uncle (?!) Ricky chaquille o neill fois qu’orn nuggets se rencontre (dunno) derrière le Lidl (oh I know that bit you dirty fuck) de Clichy scouse bois "

Better than Duolingo

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'm getting one of those clear sleeves soon, looks fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a cock sleeve attachment for my mrs wand, gotta say it’s frigging awesome. Maximum pleasure for suprisingly little effort, only downside is the clean up. Can edge for literally hours with it though

If its the same one ive got im surprised you fit in it. Its like a damm vice grip when i use it and let it get to close to the end and it pops off lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv the best hands in the world iv no need to use anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv the best hands in the world iv no need to use anything else"

Meets between the lines guys, he wants to wink penises !!

I want to be first to try those manly heterosexual hands !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv the best hands in the world iv no need to use anything else

Meets between the lines guys, he wants to wink penises !!

I want to be first to try those manly heterosexual hands ! "

Read**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv the best hands in the world iv no need to use anything else

Meets between the lines guys, he wants to wink penises !!

I want to be first to try those manly heterosexual hands ! "
grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv the best hands in the world iv no need to use anything else

Meets between the lines guys, he wants to wink penises !!

I want to be first to try those manly heterosexual hands ! grrrr"
cos its manley

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I have a whole toy box full of toys … some of which you may not want to look at!!

I love my Fleshlight .. it’s a great male toy. I also have a wand that I use to stroke to ‘bits’ on rub on the perenium hard…. Sort of external Prostate milking.

I also have a plethora of bum toys … as I said, it might not be your thing, but does help enhance play. I’m still chasing the unicorn of a hands free p orgasm.

Hope that helps x

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

My wife bought me a gel filled fleshlight thingy. It feels nice, but is cold, so it doesn't feel real. I may need to warm it up on the stove first, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I'm getting one of those clear sleeves soon, looks fun

Needs lots of lube, maybe warming up in warm water first - they’re bloody tight!

I also bought a decent vibrating cock ring and it could probably get me off hands-free.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A sander the type that oscillates omg

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

"My wife bought me a gel filled fleshlight thingy. It feels nice, but is cold, so it doesn't feel real. I may need to warm it up on the stove first, lol"

I find if you soak the gel liner in hot water for about 5 minutes then put it back in the case, it is lovely and warm … possibly a bit warmer than the real thing

Enjoy xx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I just use Xhamster, kitchen roll, and baby oil. Not necessarily in that order....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've never had any complaints and no-one has asked for a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois "

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker."

never thought I would read his name on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

I’ve made one of my friends videos public for a bit of mine in action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker.

never thought I would read his name on fab

There will be a big showdown at the Porte de Clignancourt.

Mark my words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve made one of my friends videos public for a bit of mine in action"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker.

never thought I would read his name on fab

There will be a big showdown at the Porte de Clignancourt.

Mark my words."

I know I am already hearing stuffs au quartier !

I’ll be with my team! Will you be there too ?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I’ve made one of my friends videos public for a bit of mine in action"

Yeah that's kinda the one I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I’ve made one of my friends videos public for a bit of mine in action

Yeah that's kinda the one I want

I don’t understand how you crumpled it up if it’s the cheap one from Lovehoney.

Maybe I need to break mine in a bit?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a couple of egg thingies ...hands and lube are still the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker.

never thought I would read his name on fab

There will be a big showdown at the Porte de Clignancourt.

Mark my words.

I know I am already hearing stuffs au quartier !

I’ll be with my team! Will you be there too ? "

I'll be there with Sylvia Jeanjacquot.

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By *anJXMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Love a good sex toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've used a flashlight (moulded to Riley Reid apparently

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Was really great but I've never bought one. To be honest I prefer to graft for the real thing. I would probably leave women forever if I owned it haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right hand or Tori Black fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge "

I am reading between the lines there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker.

never thought I would read his name on fab

There will be a big showdown at the Porte de Clignancourt.

Mark my words.

I know I am already hearing stuffs au quartier !

I’ll be with my team! Will you be there too ?

I'll be there with Sylvia Jeanjacquot."

Hope she’ll bring Alain Chabat and Charlotte Gainsbourg

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

"I’ve made one of my friends videos public for a bit of mine in action

Yeah that's kinda the one I want

I don’t understand how you crumpled it up if it’s the cheap one from Lovehoney.

Maybe I need to break mine in a bit?"

Used a lot of lube to get it on, it was certainly snug like a hand with a good firm grip

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"My wife bought me a gel filled fleshlight thingy. It feels nice, but is cold, so it doesn't feel real. I may need to warm it up on the stove first, lol

I find if you soak the gel liner in hot water for about 5 minutes then put it back in the case, it is lovely and warm … possibly a bit warmer than the real thing

Enjoy xx"

Brilliant, thank you! I shall try it later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker.

never thought I would read his name on fab

There will be a big showdown at the Porte de Clignancourt.

Mark my words.

I know I am already hearing stuffs au quartier !

I’ll be with my team! Will you be there too ?

I'll be there with Sylvia Jeanjacquot.

Hope she’ll bring Alain Chabat and Charlotte Gainsbourg "

Chabat never misses a shootout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bone appétit ben hûr

J'amie likes cum.

Better than Duolingo

I do love a bit of jamiroquoi

You know who hates Jamiroquoi? Jacques Mesrine.

He wants to kill the fucker.

never thought I would read his name on fab

There will be a big showdown at the Porte de Clignancourt.

Mark my words.

I know I am already hearing stuffs au quartier !

I’ll be with my team! Will you be there too ?

I'll be there with Sylvia Jeanjacquot.

Hope she’ll bring Alain Chabat and Charlotte Gainsbourg

Chabat never misses a shootout."

And he is charming !

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By *ipsterMan
over a year ago

Honiton

I use one of the love honey stroker things, I love it as my knob comes out the top so I can play with it while getting the shaft stroked. ... that reminds me something to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there "

Good, that was the intention all along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Does this include the woman on the train next to me’s hand??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I’ve made one of my friends videos public for a bit of mine in action"

Very temporarily added a public pic of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

Be careful. You can catch male masturbation AIDS from Travelogue toilets.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I've never had any complaints and no-one has asked for a refund

Even so, I’d love a test drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking ! "

Not even if it’s to the max?

Nah, workshop closed voluntarily years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

Be careful. You can catch male masturbation AIDS from Travelogue toilets."

I’ve heard travelogue has a bad rep and poor sanitary conditions yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking !

Not even if it’s to the max?

Nah, workshop closed voluntarily years ago

Ok so I’ll try to the max to see if I can make a difference !

Failing that, I’ll drink a lychee juice

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Is the answer ‘a woman’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the answer ‘a woman’?

because I have a gloryhole at home "

Really ? When is it free ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Is the answer ‘a woman’?

because I have a gloryhole at home

Really ? When is it free ? "

The 8th day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the answer ‘a woman’?

because I have a gloryhole at home

Really ? When is it free ?

The 8th day of the week

Noted in my Google calendar in my iPhone calendar hope that makes no sense

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Is the answer ‘a woman’?

because I have a gloryhole at home

Really ? When is it free ?

The 8th day of the week

Noted in my Google calendar in my iPhone calendar hope that makes no sense "

Does it ever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot Octopus Pulse...

Hands free fun for lazy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking !

Not even if it’s to the max?

Nah, workshop closed voluntarily years ago

Ok so I’ll try to the max to see if I can make a difference !

Failing that, I’ll drink a lychee juice "

On my way to buy lychee juice, just for me though! I don’t share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems they're a lot more popular than I realised. I just got a cheap 'realistic vagina' manual one from Lovehoney. Doesn't feel like the real thing but does feel really good, and clean up is really easy. Haven't used my hand since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the answer ‘a woman’?

because I have a gloryhole at home

Really ? When is it free ?

The 8th day of the week

Noted in my Google calendar in my iPhone calendar hope that makes no sense

Does it ever?

True that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking !

Not even if it’s to the max?

Nah, workshop closed voluntarily years ago

Ok so I’ll try to the max to see if I can make a difference !

Failing that, I’ll drink a lychee juice

On my way to buy lychee juice, just for me though! I don’t share

No lychee juice for me , no penis for you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking !

Not even if it’s to the max?

Nah, workshop closed voluntarily years ago

Ok so I’ll try to the max to see if I can make a difference !

Failing that, I’ll drink a lychee juice

On my way to buy lychee juice, just for me though! I don’t share

No lychee juice for me , no penis for you ! "

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"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking !

Not even if it’s to the max?

Nah, workshop closed voluntarily years ago

Ok so I’ll try to the max to see if I can make a difference !

Failing that, I’ll drink a lychee juice

On my way to buy lychee juice, just for me though! I don’t share

No lychee juice for me , no penis for you !

Glad we got it sorted

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over a year ago

"I usually use the left over pasta from the previous evening.

Bon appétit bien sûr

J'aime le cul sec.

C’est pourquoi je le sèche avec le sèche cheveux de mon oncle Ricky chaque fois qu’on se rencontre derrière le Lidl de Clichy sous bois

Oh Ricky, il est un gars sympa

You met him too ?!

To the max.

Although our meet was a bit classier than the back of Lidl’s. We meet at a travelogue

*travelodge

I am reading between the lines there

Good, that was the intention all along

Falling for women’s tricks again

You could be way worst than falling for us lovely ladies’ tricks

I won’t get your pregnant if this is what you are asking !

Not even if it’s to the max?

Nah, workshop closed voluntarily years ago

Ok so I’ll try to the max to see if I can make a difference !

Failing that, I’ll drink a lychee juice

On my way to buy lychee juice, just for me though! I don’t share

No lychee juice for me , no penis for you !

Glad we got it sorted "

I’m sorry

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