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Thursday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™, sponsored by Christmas Chocolates.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the -Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™- hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say hello. Tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome - so join the midnight fellowship with alacrity, don't be shy, come and say Hi.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Nero ..

I'm sick and wanting sympathy and hair strokes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero ..

I'm sick and wanting sympathy and hair strokes "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Grumps!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

Your prize is a Celebrations Chocolate Tub! A cheeky assortment of milk chocolates / milk chocolate covered biscuits. Celebrate if you're celibate.

Where is Dreamy Bôô? She should be here to mop your brow!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Good evening everyone.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Evening Nero ..

I'm sick and wanting sympathy and hair strokes "

Get well soon.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Merry Christmas Nero!!

I love Lindt chocolate Teddy Bears at Christmas .. and Ferrero Rocher please

Evening nocturnal friends x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening everyone. "

Evening

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight.... "

Hello Ash (& Lorna)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Has anyone bought their Christmas chocolates yet?

We haven't

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

good evening

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Good evening! Do you also do carob?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Good evening all, did someone say chocolate!!!?

Hello for now as I am a little busy, but maybe back later to keep an eye on you all

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Has anyone bought their Christmas chocolates yet?

We haven't"

2 chocolate oranges down, maam.

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Good evening.

Tonight, I'm questioning is it weird to like cherry liqueur chocolates? No one else I know likes them.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening. It's against my religious beliefs to even contemplate Christmas at this point in the year, so I shall politely decline the offer of Christmas chocolates.

Today I have WFH, had lunch at 4pm and considered asking for my P45.

I've had cereal for my tea and I'm watching the tellybox on my lonesome now. I might make a brew, but it's kinda hard to carry it with the crutches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero ..

I'm sick and wanting sympathy and hair strokes "

I will stroke your hair depending on what kind of ill we are talking. Will I need full PPE?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening.

Tonight, I'm questioning is it weird to like cherry liqueur chocolates? No one else I know likes them."

Aldi have those in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have been to Asda and bought some Christmas decorations but unfortunately I have a rather grumpy husband who said it's too early to put them up yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening.

Tonight, I'm questioning is it weird to like cherry liqueur chocolates? No one else I know likes them.

Aldi have those in "

I love those.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone. "

Good evening nice couple....I hope you had a good Thursday....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight.... "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Brôther Åsh †.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Roses Chocolate Tub! Exclusively selected for our most fragrant Nocturnal Forumite brother. A rose may have a thorn, these treats will give you the horn!

Congratulations on the PingPong!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good evening.

Tonight, I'm questioning is it weird to like cherry liqueur chocolates? No one else I know likes them."

My dad likes them. He has been called eccentric

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - NíceÇouple!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You prize is a Quality Street Chocolate Tub! An aphrodisiac assortment of iconic milk & dark chocolates and toffees. The "Quality" speaks for itself!

I'm still waiting for our date.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

Good evening nice couple....I hope you had a good Thursday.... "

Thank you, we did.

Hope you did too

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Merry Christmas Nero!!

I love Lindt chocolate Teddy Bears at Christmas .. and Ferrero Rocher please

Evening nocturnal friends x "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - DC/Cøügs!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Heroes Chocolate Tub! Miniature in size but Very Well Endowed in flavour!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

Hello Ash (& Lorna) "

Hello DC......Have you been watching the Crown?....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Merry Christmas Nero!!

I love Lindt chocolate Teddy Bears at Christmas .. and Ferrero Rocher please

Evening nocturnal friends x

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - DC/Cøügs!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Heroes Chocolate Tub! Miniature in size but Very Well Endowed in flavour! "

Ooooo thank you!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - NíceÇouple!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You prize is a Quality Street Chocolate Tub! An aphrodisiac assortment of iconic milk & dark chocolates and toffees. The "Quality" speaks for itself!

I'm still waiting for our date. "

But you invited me for gin. Gin makes me cry and I don't know where Claridges is. I was recently in Covent Garden though.

Thank you for the Quality Street though

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"good evening"

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - ÄrtyIän_!

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You prize is a Matchmakers Cool Mint Chocolate Box! Nibbly nobbly chocolate sticks with intense cool mint flavour. Put these in your gob and not on your nob.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

Hello Ash (& Lorna)

Hello DC......Have you been watching the Crown?.... "

Noooo I just can’t bear all the negative publicity around this series so I’ve not ventured in ….

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Has anyone bought their Christmas chocolates yet?

We haven't

2 chocolate oranges down, maam. "

Eaten! .

Put the next ones in the freezer, it takes longer to eat them

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening! Do you also do carob?"

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Swing!

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You prize is an After Eight Dark Mint Chocolate Gift Box. Tame your kinky habits and unwrap a good habit with this icy-sexy foundant fancy.

Carob, my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

Hello Ash (& Lorna)

Hello DC......Have you been watching the Crown?....

Noooo I just can’t bear all the negative publicity around this series so I’ve not ventured in …. "

I have not moved pretty much since yesterday other than a quick trip to Asda and only have 2 episodes to go. To be honest it's not a sensational As the media would have a belive. There's some controversial stuff in there however most of it is already in the public domain with some dramatisation. I actually just said to Ash I think it's more balanced actually than the last series where it portrayed the Royal family has been horrendous to Diana and her being pretty innocent. I think generally it shows the Royal family in a good light.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them "

I love After Eights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights. "

Have you tried the orange ones?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone.

Good evening nice couple....I hope you had a good Thursday....

Thank you, we did.

Hope you did too "

We went shopping to Asda...the bakery section was so big i got lost in there....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, did someone say chocolate!!!?

Hello for now as I am a little busy, but maybe back later to keep an eye on you all "

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Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings •Miss—Lena•

Would you like some Lindt™ chocolate? Please do keep an éyé on us. Who knows what we all may get up too...?

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London

And good evening everyone!!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?"

Not yet! Not seen orange ones

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening.

Tonight, I'm questioning is it weird to like cherry liqueur chocolates? No one else I know likes them."

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Hello and good evening Înterblue. I'm InterCherry licker chocolates, just like you. Don't Noc' them until you've tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

Not yet! Not seen orange ones "

If I see them I will get you a Box for next time we see you.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Brôther Åsh †.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Roses Chocolate Tub! Exclusively selected for our most fragrant Nocturnal Forumite brother. A rose may have a thorn, these treats will give you the horn!

Congratulations on the PingPong!"

Thanks brother Nero and what a fabulous prize....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And good evening everyone!!!"

Hello. Xx

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London

Hello hun xx

Not nice if your husband not to let you put the Xmas decorations up !!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening. It's against my religious beliefs to even contemplate Christmas at this point in the year, so I shall politely decline the offer of Christmas chocolates.

Today I have WFH, had lunch at 4pm and considered asking for my P45.

I've had cereal for my tea and I'm watching the tellybox on my lonesome now. I might make a brew, but it's kinda hard to carry it with the crutches "

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KC² - good evening .

I also use E45 for my sensitive skin. I still owe Lørna a box of chocolates, but please keep that to yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hun xx

Not nice if your husband not to let you put the Xmas decorations up !!!!

"

You tell him!

I think the final straw though was what I bought 2 sets of Christmas bedding.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?"

No, I'm an After Eight purist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

No, I'm an After Eight purist "

We bought boxes of after 8th to be all posh like after our wedding meal but totally forgot to put them out.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero ..

I'm sick and wanting sympathy and hair strokes

I will stroke your hair depending on what kind of ill we are talking. Will I need full PPE? "

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Dear Lornachøps, does your husband know that you frequently offer strange-deranged men a stroking of their Barnet Fair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero ..

I'm sick and wanting sympathy and hair strokes

I will stroke your hair depending on what kind of ill we are talking. Will I need full PPE?

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Dear Lornachøps, does your husband know that you frequently offer strange-deranged men a stroking of their Barnet Fair?"

Yeah! He knew who he married.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Today I have been to Asda and bought some Christmas decorations but unfortunately I have a rather grumpy husband who said it's too early to put them up yet! "

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I completely agree. Let's celebrate Remembrance Sunday † first.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Evening, you mesmerising harlequins! I bring Bendick's Bittermints for all.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Hello hun xx

Not nice if your husband not to let you put the Xmas decorations up !!!!

You tell him!

I think the final straw though was what I bought 2 sets of Christmas bedding. "

It's very lucky I didn't stay at home

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

No, I'm an After Eight purist

We bought boxes of after 8th to be all posh like after our wedding meal but totally forgot to put them out. "

I can't be trusted near an After Eight. I keep them in the fridge and every time I open the door I eat one (of more) and commit the sin of leaving the wrapper in the box

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone.

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - NíceÇouple!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You prize is a Quality Street Chocolate Tub! An aphrodisiac assortment of iconic milk & dark chocolates and toffees. The "Quality" speaks for itself!

I'm still waiting for our date.

But you invited me for gin. Gin makes me cry and I don't know where Claridges is. I was recently in Covent Garden though.

Thank you for the Quality Street though "

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Piff paff poffle! I cannot believe you sauntered around the garden of convents and you didn't lick me up. You would make for a lovely Eliza Doolittle.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Merry Christmas Nero!!

I love Lindt chocolate Teddy Bears at Christmas .. and Ferrero Rocher please

Evening nocturnal friends x

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - DC/Cøügs!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Heroes Chocolate Tub! Miniature in size but Very Well Endowed in flavour!

Ooooo thank you! "

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You're most welcome.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Good evening! Do you also do carob?

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Swing!

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You prize is an After Eight Dark Mint Chocolate Gift Box. Tame your kinky habits and unwrap a good habit with this icy-sexy foundant fancy.

Carob, my arse. "

I used to get carob at school. One cent a drop. Almost as good as chocolate.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole Lube of them "

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A whole Lube?!?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole Lube of them

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A whole Lube?!? "

Edible lube is a thing

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Hi everybody

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"And good evening everyone!!!"

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Good evening FløR. How are you? Have you been working this evening? We're spreading chocolate joy this evening. I can spread some over you. It's a most gracious offer but you'll have to take a ticket and get in the queue.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

Not yet! Not seen orange ones "

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Her eyesight isn't what it used to be.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

No, I'm an After Eight purist

We bought boxes of after 8th to be all posh like after our wedding meal but totally forgot to put them out.

I can't be trusted near an After Eight. I keep them in the fridge and every time I open the door I eat one (of more) and commit the sin of leaving the wrapper in the box "

I'm often guilty of that too..

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Brôther Åsh †.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Roses Chocolate Tub! Exclusively selected for our most fragrant Nocturnal Forumite brother. A rose may have a thorn, these treats will give you the horn!

Congratulations on the PingPong!

Thanks brother Nero and what a fabulous prize.... "

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Isn't it just? May I humbly dip my hand into you tub and have a rummage for my pleasure?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - NíceÇouple!

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You prize is a Quality Street Chocolate Tub! An aphrodisiac assortment of iconic milk & dark chocolates and toffees. The "Quality" speaks for itself!

I'm still waiting for our date.

But you invited me for gin. Gin makes me cry and I don't know where Claridges is. I was recently in Covent Garden though.

Thank you for the Quality Street though

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Piff paff poffle! I cannot believe you sauntered around the garden of convents and you didn't lick me up. You would make for a lovely Eliza Doolittle."

Erm... The rain in Spain

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening, you mesmerising harlequins! I bring Bendick's Bittermints for all."

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It's not often that a fine sartorial sesquipedalian offers the Nocturnal fellowship his Bendy Dick, let alone his bit o' mint.

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"And good evening everyone!!!

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Good evening FløR. How are you? Have you been working this evening? We're spreading chocolate joy this evening. I can spread some over you. It's a most gracious offer but you'll have to take a ticket and get in the queue."

What chocolate are we talking about?? I am

Fussy to what is spread on me lol

Then I will decide if I want to get in the queue or not lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening! Do you also do carob?

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Swing!

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You prize is an After Eight Dark Mint Chocolate Gift Box. Tame your kinky habits and unwrap a good habit with this icy-sexy foundant fancy.

Carob, my arse.

I used to get carob at school. One cent a drop. Almost as good as chocolate."

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This isn't the rural outback of Western Australia. If you want proper bush tucker then venture into Foreskin & Mason.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Evening, you mesmerising harlequins! I bring Bendick's Bittermints for all.

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It's not often that a fine sartorial sesquipedalian offers the Nocturnal fellowship his Bendy Dick, let alone his bit o' mint."

My dick is as boringly straight as I am, but I bend to no-one in my admiration for strong, dark mints.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everybody "

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Evening felicitations Capitano Cãvemãn. Are you well?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Brôther Åsh †.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Roses Chocolate Tub! Exclusively selected for our most fragrant Nocturnal Forumite brother. A rose may have a thorn, these treats will give you the horn!

Congratulations on the PingPong!

Thanks brother Nero and what a fabulous prize....

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Isn't it just? May I humbly dip my hand into you tub and have a rummage for my pleasure?"

Anytime just don't tell Lornachops...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole Lube of them

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A whole Lube?!? "

Sod off changing my words you!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole Lube of them

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A whole Lube?!?

Edible lube is a thing "

After Eight flavoured?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Hi everybody

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Evening felicitations Capitano Cãvemãn. Are you well?"

I'm good seeing as munster beat South Africa tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

Nikki x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening, you mesmerising harlequins! I bring Bendick's Bittermints for all.

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It's not often that a fine sartorial sesquipedalian offers the Nocturnal fellowship his Bendy Dick, let alone his bit o' mint."

Bendy Dick is something entirely different isn’t it? Breakfast?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"And good evening everyone!!!

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Good evening FløR. How are you? Have you been working this evening? We're spreading chocolate joy this evening. I can spread some over you. It's a most gracious offer but you'll have to take a ticket and get in the queue.

What chocolate are we talking about?? I am

Fussy to what is spread on me lol

Then I will decide if I want to get in the queue or not lol"

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Melted KitKats. The leftover ones from Travelodge. Don't say no / give it a gØ!

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

No, I'm an After Eight purist

We bought boxes of after 8th to be all posh like after our wedding meal but totally forgot to put them out.

I can't be trusted near an After Eight. I keep them in the fridge and every time I open the door I eat one (of more) and commit the sin of leaving the wrapper in the box "

Do you eat from one end or go random and play Russian roulette the next time you dip in?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Good evening all

Nikki x "

good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening, you mesmerising harlequins! I bring Bendick's Bittermints for all.

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It's not often that a fine sartorial sesquipedalian offers the Nocturnal fellowship his Bendy Dick, let alone his bit o' mint.

My dick is as boringly straight as I am, but I bend to no-one in my admiration for strong, dark mints."

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He hath spoken!....•°°°•...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everybody

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Evening felicitations Capitano Cãvemãn. Are you well?I'm good seeing as munster beat South Africa tonight "

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Was it Munsters Inc. ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

I won my last table tennis match tonight....

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Brôther Åsh †.

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a Cadbury Roses Chocolate Tub! Exclusively selected for our most fragrant Nocturnal Forumite brother. A rose may have a thorn, these treats will give you the horn!

Congratulations on the PingPong!

Thanks brother Nero and what a fabulous prize....

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Isn't it just? May I humbly dip my hand into you tub and have a rummage for my pleasure?

Anytime just don't tell Lornachops... "

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L o r n a c h o p s.

Kind of rolls off the tongue.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Hi everybody

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Evening felicitations Capitano Cãvemãn. Are you well?I'm good seeing as munster beat South Africa tonight

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Was it Munsters Inc. ?"

munster rfc Where I'm from

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

No, I'm an After Eight purist

We bought boxes of after 8th to be all posh like after our wedding meal but totally forgot to put them out.

I can't be trusted near an After Eight. I keep them in the fridge and every time I open the door I eat one (of more) and commit the sin of leaving the wrapper in the box

Do you eat from one end or go random and play Russian roulette the next time you dip in? "

Russian roulette. It's about exciting as it gets round here

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

Nikki x "

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Good evening "Unique curious couple" - Níkkì!

Everyone please kindly extend a warm and gracious welcome to Níkkì.

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"And good evening everyone!!!

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Good evening FløR. How are you? Have you been working this evening? We're spreading chocolate joy this evening. I can spread some over you. It's a most gracious offer but you'll have to take a ticket and get in the queue.

What chocolate are we talking about?? I am

Fussy to what is spread on me lol

Then I will decide if I want to get in the queue or not lol

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Melted KitKats. The leftover ones from Travelodge. Don't say no / give it a gØ!"

Yuk..., going to pass for sure!!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Good evening all

Nikki x

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Good evening "Unique curious couple" - Níkkì!

Everyone please kindly extend a warm and gracious welcome to Níkkì."

Hello Nikki!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening all

Nikki x

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Good evening "Unique curious couple" - Níkkì!

Everyone please kindly extend a warm and gracious welcome to Níkkì."

Guten Abend, Nikki.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"After eight now make sticks…. That are just so lush. A fab friend visited earlier this week and we ate a whole tube of them

I love After Eights.

Have you tried the orange ones?

No, I'm an After Eight purist

We bought boxes of after 8th to be all posh like after our wedding meal but totally forgot to put them out.

I can't be trusted near an After Eight. I keep them in the fridge and every time I open the door I eat one (of more) and commit the sin of leaving the wrapper in the box

Do you eat from one end or go random and play Russian roulette the next time you dip in? "

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"Russian roulette" Soo very true. We are all unashamedly guilty of this oft repeated chocolate misdemeanor!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Welcome Nikki and help yourself to one of my Cadburys roses

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

Nikki x

°

Good evening "Unique curious couple" - Níkkì!

Everyone please kindly extend a warm and gracious welcome to Níkkì.

Guten Abend, Nikki. "

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That's the Patagonian vernacular?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Good evening and welcome Nikki

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

Evening all

How's everyone doing?

I'm currently about 3 gins deep, enjoying a cheeky "Japanese" gin from Aldi of all places. Surprisingly quite delightful!

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"And good evening everyone!!!

°

Good evening FløR. How are you? Have you been working this evening? We're spreading chocolate joy this evening. I can spread some over you. It's a most gracious offer but you'll have to take a ticket and get in the queue.

What chocolate are we talking about?? I am

Fussy to what is spread on me lol

Then I will decide if I want to get in the queue or not lol

°

Melted KitKats. The leftover ones from Travelodge. Don't say no / give it a gØ!"

Yuk..., going to pass for sure!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening all

Nikki x

°

Good evening "Unique curious couple" - Níkkì!

Everyone please kindly extend a warm and gracious welcome to Níkkì.

Guten Abend, Nikki.

°

That's the Patagonian vernacular?"

It's Scottish, actually

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening all, did someone say chocolate!!!?

Hello for now as I am a little busy, but maybe back later to keep an eye on you all

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Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings •Miss—Lena•

Would you like some Lindt™ chocolate? Please do keep an éyé on us. Who knows what we all may get up too...? "

So long as it is milk chocolate, i am already bitter enough to be eating dark

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

How's everyone doing?

I'm currently about 3 gins deep, enjoying a cheeky "Japanese" gin from Aldi of all places. Surprisingly quite delightful!"

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Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal, Jeff4°°°. What gin was it? It's good to meet a fellow gin drinker.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all

Nikki x

°

Good evening "Unique curious couple" - Níkkì!

Everyone please kindly extend a warm and gracious welcome to Níkkì.

Guten Abend, Nikki.

°

That's the Patagonian vernacular?

It's Scottish, actually "

Same fing innit?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Good evening noc’er nutters x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"And good evening everyone!!!

°

Good evening FløR. How are you? Have you been working this evening? We're spreading chocolate joy this evening. I can spread some over you. It's a most gracious offer but you'll have to take a ticket and get in the queue.

What chocolate are we talking about?? I am

Fussy to what is spread on me lol

Then I will decide if I want to get in the queue or not lol

°

Melted KitKats. The leftover ones from Travelodge. Don't say no / give it a gØ!

Yuk..., going to pass for sure!!! "

You Shall NØT Pass!!!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening noc’er nutters x"

-

Good evening Vål-Kyrie. We're nuttier than a fruit cake.

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By *ustyBambi06Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow (ish)

Good evening all x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, did someone say chocolate!!!?

Hello for now as I am a little busy, but maybe back later to keep an eye on you all

°

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings •Miss—Lena•

Would you like some Lindt™ chocolate? Please do keep an éyé on us. Who knows what we all may get up too...?

So long as it is milk chocolate, i am already bitter enough to be eating dark "

°

You're a bitter pill to swallow!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all x"

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Gôód Evening bustyBBambi06_!

Is life treating you well? Welcome to the Nocturnal. Pour yourself a drink. We're offering Mulled Wine.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening noc’er nutters x

"

Now I'm picturing the Rhine maidens.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening all x"

Good evening, and well met. Nero is a marvellous host.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Good evening noc’er nutters x

Now I'm picturing the Rhine maidens. "

Are they like iron maidens?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Good evening noc’er nutters x

Now I'm picturing the Rhine maidens.

Are they like iron maidens?"

Much prettier even than that.

I KNOW, right?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all x

Good evening, and well met. Nero is a marvellous host."

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Thank you Élèphantis.

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By *ustyBambi06Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow (ish)


"Good evening all x

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Gôód Evening bustyBBambi06_!

Is life treating you well? Welcome to the Nocturnal. Pour yourself a drink. We're offering Mulled Wine."

Life is treating me well thank you ,

Oh thank you, I will go grab one and cozy up by that roaring fire

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Good evening all, did someone say chocolate!!!?

Hello for now as I am a little busy, but maybe back later to keep an eye on you all

°

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings •Miss—Lena•

Would you like some Lindt™ chocolate? Please do keep an éyé on us. Who knows what we all may get up too...?

So long as it is milk chocolate, i am already bitter enough to be eating dark

°

You're a bitter pill to swallow! "

Too right, I don't go down easy well not always.

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all x

Good evening, and well met. Nero is a marvellous host."

No way.... he is offering lousy chocolates tonight

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all x

°

Gôód Evening bustyBBambi06_!

Is life treating you well? Welcome to the Nocturnal. Pour yourself a drink. We're offering Mulled Wine.

Life is treating me well thank you ,

Oh thank you, I will go grab one and cozy up by that roaring fire "

°

Splendid! Use a cinnamon stick to stir the remnants of the orange and lemon peel.

A roaring fire exudes the Åutumnal feel. Jacob Marley would be proud.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, did someone say chocolate!!!?

Hello for now as I am a little busy, but maybe back later to keep an eye on you all

°

Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings •Miss—Lena•

Would you like some Lindt™ chocolate? Please do keep an éyé on us. Who knows what we all may get up too...?

So long as it is milk chocolate, i am already bitter enough to be eating dark

°

You're a bitter pill to swallow!

Too right, I don't go down easy well not always."

°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all x

Good evening, and well met. Nero is a marvellous host.

All the way.... he is offering classy chocolates tonight"

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°

.•°°•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur! ØØ.ØØhrs....

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


".•°°•°°"

Always making a splash, Princess. How is pond life treating you this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°•°°"

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From whence did you spring from my delicate Fab Mascot??

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"It's the Mïdnïght Høur! ØØ.ØØhrs...."

Help! I'm turning into a handsome Prince!

Oh. No.

Wait.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

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".•°°•°°

Always making a splash, Princess. How is pond life treating you this evening?"

It's very wet here but there are no puddles to play in..... yet..•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening."

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Late is the hour, my flower . Have you been busy in your apothecary?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


".•°°•°°

Always making a splash, Princess. How is pond life treating you this evening?

It's very wet here but there are no puddles to play in..... yet..•°°"

I'm sure if you start playing, the puddles will follow.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

.•°°


".•°°•°°

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From whence did you spring from my delicate Fab Mascot?? "

I was in bed but I couldn't sleep so I'm deciding between a bubble bath and painting..•°°•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°•°°

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From whence did you spring from my delicate Fab Mascot??

I was in bed but I couldn't sleep so I'm deciding between a bubble bath and painting..•°°•°°"

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Why not both? Use water colours

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


".•°°•°°

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From whence did you spring from my delicate Fab Mascot??

I was in bed but I couldn't sleep so I'm deciding between a bubble bath and painting..•°°•°°"

It has to be bubblebath, surely that is perfect for a ducky?

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley


"Evening all

How's everyone doing?

I'm currently about 3 gins deep, enjoying a cheeky "Japanese" gin from Aldi of all places. Surprisingly quite delightful!

°

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal, Jeff4°°°. What gin was it? It's good to meet a fellow gin drinker."

It's a Japanese cherry blossom gin (apparently) which is an offshoot of their normal brand called Hortus

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I've played a little Fortnight, drank a little whiskey, and now I'm retiring to bed as I'm up at 7am* for work.

*alright, half past.

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