FabSwingers.com forum: Things that you can only say at Christmas

By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I prefer breast to legs

Fancy stuffing

Make sure those breasts are well buttered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Merry Christmas "

Hard ti argue

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By *aleforfun22Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Santa's cumming

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Fucking sprouts

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"Do you want stuffing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we really have to have the outlaws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it it’s Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best Christmas song lyrics. Corey Taylor - Xm@s. I did a cat.video to this.

O Ho Ho Ho!

There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree

Gussied up candy canes and balls

Those carolers have kept me up for hours

It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing

But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand

It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools

But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

And all you motherfuckers go to hell

If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa

Joy to the world and jack and

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse

Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles

Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit

And those colored lights are fucking infantile

I think we collectively as the people

Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world:

"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"

Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

So if I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!

If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa

Joy to the world of getting stoned

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Best Christmas song lyrics. Corey Taylor - Xm@s. I did a cat.video to this.

O Ho Ho Ho!

There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree

Gussied up candy canes and balls

Those carolers have kept me up for hours

It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing

But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand

It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools

But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

And all you motherfuckers go to hell

If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa

Joy to the world and jack and

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse

Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles

Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit

And those colored lights are fucking infantile

I think we collectively as the people

Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world:

"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"

Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

So if I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!

If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa

Joy to the world of getting stoned

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!"

Bah humbug!!!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Is your sack full?

Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?

How is the cock looking?

Did Santa give you something nice in the night?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is your sack full?

Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?

How is the cock looking?

Did Santa give you something nice in the night?

...."

Love your suggestions xx. I’ve been trying to get your attention!! Xxxx

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Here cums santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Doesn't rudolphs nose look red wonder where he's been putting it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your sack full?

Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?

How is the cock looking?

Did Santa give you something nice in the night?

...."

1 Why you offering?

2 happy with popcorn for now

3 better with a set of lips round it

4 not look for single guys

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Merry Christmas

That’s been said !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas markets are open now op. You going on a date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer breast to legs

Fancy stuffing

Make sure those breasts are well buttered

Any more to share ?"

Surely that's every Sunday??

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I prefer breast to legs

Fancy stuffing

Make sure those breasts are well buttered

Any more to share ?

Surely that's every Sunday??"

Good point xx

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’ll have a Baileys

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Fancy a glass of fizz? (at 10am)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Would you like to pull a cracker ?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Fancy a glass of fizz? (at 10am)"

You start late in your house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Christmas song lyrics. Corey Taylor - Xm@s. I did a cat.video to this.

O Ho Ho Ho!

There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree

Gussied up candy canes and balls

Those carolers have kept me up for hours

It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls

Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing

But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand

It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools

But it'll surely make a fool out of every man

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

And all you motherfuckers go to hell

If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa

Joy to the world and jack and

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse

Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles

Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit

And those colored lights are fucking infantile

I think we collectively as the people

Should rise against this corporate jolly noise

And tell the world:

"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change"

Before we spend it all on fucking toys.

So if I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

You know where to stick those jingle bells

If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah

Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!

If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa

Joy to the world of getting stoned

If I ain't d*unk then it ain't Christmas

So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

Bah humbug!!!"

For sure

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Is your sack full?

Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?

How is the cock looking?

Did Santa give you something nice in the night?

....

Love your suggestions xx. I’ve been trying to get your attention!! Xxxx"

Well you did with this thread. Christmas and innuendo are 2 of my fave things and you have brought them together

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not more money on presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when Santa empties his sacks ....

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

What time is the Wizard of Oz/Scrooge/Great Escape/Bond on the box?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Is the bird ready yet?

Wow ...what a tasty/juicy bird

It's so big I'm not sure it's going to fit (in the oven)

Give it a good tug (crackers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizz is falling, all around me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merry Christmas

That’s been said !!"

Happy Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on ye faithfull

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No I fucking don't want to go to Church.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A puppy isn't just for Christmas. There should be enough left over for Boxing Day.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

When stuffing, make sure you get your whole fist in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa only cums once a year, thats why his sack is always full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to stuff the old bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish Santa empty my sack for me

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

christmas kiss,,

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Wow, what an amazing spread, tuck in everyone!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Happy Birthday Jesus

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Jesus who ?

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By *ames5169 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is your sack full?

Can you stuff any more nuts in your mouth?

How is the cock looking?

Did Santa give you something nice in the night?

....

Love your suggestions xx. I’ve been trying to get your attention!! Xxxx

Well you did with this thread. Christmas and innuendo are 2 of my fave things and you have brought them together

Glad you were impressed xxx I sadly can’t message you xx maybe you could drop me a line for more innuendo fun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reach in deep and remove the giblets

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hi Santa's helper are you a leprechaun?

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