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"OMG it has me in tears." But will you buy their Christmas stuff? | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ?" Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful. | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ? Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful." You should apply for a Media Consultant role at John Lewis. | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ? Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful."  | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ? Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful. You should apply for a Media Consultant role at John Lewis." *FADE TO BLACK* "Tonight thank God it's them instead of you" *FADE TO BLACK* "John Lewis" *FADE TO BLACK* | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ? Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful." When Bill wrote the classic song, what he really had in mind was it being used to advertise the rampant commercialisation of a religious festival and the purchasing of colossal amounts of stuff that nobody needs. | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ? Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful." In the extended version ...... Father comes home. He's decided not to stay with the family he abandoned them for and has brought all of their gifts with him in a big sack. ( Cheeky wink from mum ) Mum and daughter love the gifts and they take him back ( cos women are stupid like that ) They set fire to the back garden fence to warm up and he swigs J.D. from the bottle eventually collapsing in the centre of the fire........ cut to final close up of the tattooed cracklin' on mum n daughters vegless plate while they sway n smile to a slowed down acapella 'What's love got to do with it?' painfully wheezed by Ellie Goulding .. ahhhhhhhhhh Chrismo! | |||
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"I saw Ester Rantzen in John Lewis once." As long as it wasn't the other way around | |||
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"I saw Ester Rantzen in John Lewis once. As long as it wasn't the other way around" Ooerr missus. Our personal manager was a John Lewis. Whether he shopped there himself I don't know.. | |||
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"I saw Ester Rantzen in John Lewis once. As long as it wasn't the other way around Ooerr missus. Our personal manager was a John Lewis. Whether he shopped there himself I don't know.." #personnel | |||
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"I saw Ester Rantzen in John Lewis once. As long as it wasn't the other way around Ooerr missus. Our personal manager was a John Lewis. Whether he shopped there himself I don't know.. #personnel " Meh ..... I liked it better when I thought you were managed personally | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ? Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful. In the extended version ...... Father comes home. He's decided not to stay with the family he abandoned them for and has brought all of their gifts with him in a big sack. ( Cheeky wink from mum ) Mum and daughter love the gifts and they take him back ( cos women are stupid like that ) They set fire to the back garden fence to warm up and he swigs J.D. from the bottle eventually collapsing in the centre of the fire........ cut to final close up of the tattooed cracklin' on mum n daughters vegless plate while they sway n smile to a slowed down acapella 'What's love got to do with it?' painfully wheezed by Ellie Goulding .. ahhhhhhhhhh Chrismo!" Dark. | |||
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"Is yours showing in orphanages across the globe ? Mine had a happy ending. No door slamming on the poor and not one morsel wasted ! An ad for these times. " You should have had an acoustic version of "Johnny Come Home" by Fine Young Cannibals in yours. | |||
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"Is yours showing in orphanages across the globe ? Mine had a happy ending. No door slamming on the poor and not one morsel wasted ! An ad for these times. You should have had an acoustic version of "Johnny Come Home" by Fine Young Cannibals in yours." Damn....... ! Oh fucking damn ..... seriously ... that's good. | |||
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"Is yours showing in orphanages across the globe ? Mine had a happy ending. No door slamming on the poor and not one morsel wasted ! An ad for these times. You should have had an acoustic version of "Johnny Come Home" by Fine Young Cannibals in yours." I think Jonny cash and hurt would be a most seasonal backing. | |||
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"Great! Maybe my specs are there too. " They will be on your head, that's were I always find mine | |||
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"Is yours showing in orphanages across the globe ? Mine had a happy ending. No door slamming on the poor and not one morsel wasted ! An ad for these times. You should have had an acoustic version of "Johnny Come Home" by Fine Young Cannibals in yours. Damn....... ! Oh fucking damn ..... seriously ... that's good. " | |||
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"It's launch on t.v. it tonight. Where have you lot seen it ? Social media, GC. Basically, it's a mother and daughter sat in their bare living room with just an old oil drum in the middle of it. They're slowly burning all their precious keepsakes in an attempt to keep warm over the winter. As they're burning the curtains, they look next door to a family who have the heating on, they're well-fed and they're all gathering round laughing at Matt Hancock on I'm A Celeb. The father of the family sees the pair looking in and furiously slams the door shut. This is all done to the sound of an acoustic version of Lean on Me by Bill Withers. It's quite powerful. You should apply for a Media Consultant role at John Lewis. *FADE TO BLACK* "Tonight thank God it's them instead of you" *FADE TO BLACK* "John Lewis" *FADE TO BLACK*"  | |||
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"Great! Maybe my specs are there too. They will be on your head, that's were I always find mine" Why are your specs on granny's head?  | |||
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"It's officially Christmas " Not yet it isn't. It isn't even advent! | |||
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