FabSwingers.com forum: Things you cannot do

By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Stand backwards on stairs

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ride a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim.

Winston.

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Get a meet on here for some reason haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reach the top shelf.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Touch my nose with my tongue

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

wait until Christmas.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Stand backwards on stairs

What happens when you try ?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Stand backwards on stairs

What happens when you try ?"

Gravity always wins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a reply from a message sent in fab.

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Whistle

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Poach an egg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a meet

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Stop caring

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Give a flying one

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Give a flying one"
I would definitely love to give you one balls deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stand backwards on stairs

How do you get up the stairs?

I can't live in a house for more than 2 months

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

It's not possible to stand backwards on stairs

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Ride a bike "

Same. Keep falling off the bloody things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not possible to stand backwards on stairs"

…I’ll bite. How do you stand backwards in a stair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not possible to stand backwards on stairs"

Which way is backwards though?

If you're facing forwards going up, then surely you're facing backwards coming down.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I cannot make pastry and can’t whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not possible to stand backwards on stairs

Which way is backwards though?

If you're facing forwards going up, then surely you're facing backwards coming down.

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Ah. Now I get it. Thanks dude!!!

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Cook rice to a decent standard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Same as ma Dad, I can't make dumplings, they always turn out like cannonballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

t the moment I can't walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work early or work late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plait snot.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Drive

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Try and find someone to breastfeed

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Have any salt in my diet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slam a revolving door x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please everybody.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

.return on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vote tory

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Drive x

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

Eat Brussels sprouts

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Swim. I cannot stop being a kind considerate person

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"vote tory"

Same here

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I can't fly a space shuttle but given the chance I'd have a go

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Walk properly

Run

Jump

Skip

Stand on my left leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my elbow.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"vote tory"

Yep - I concur.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Ge a meet on here and vote tory

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

See my feet on a Saturday night

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Blow up a balloon

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"It's not possible to stand backwards on stairs"

I beg to differ… if you were facing inwards trying to go down the stairs or facing outwards trying to go up, they would both be backwards

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Stand backwards on stairs

For most things, I am ambidextrous, but I cannot:

Write with my left hand

shoot a rifle, or play pool/snooker right handed

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can't drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deepthroat a thing over 9.5 inches

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Tongue my own nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bounce on a trampoline without the urge to pee

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Grow any taller

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

F# on the acoustic

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Give you up, let you down…

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Put my elbow in my ear.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ride a bike.

Stay happy.

Understand why people want a fucking fanfare for their political choices.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Quit

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Lick my own balls

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Bend over at the moment

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Cope.

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