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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Masseuse?? Asking for a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I’m prepared to learn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody is currently away typing up fake masseuse certificates.

Come back in a bit.

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By *oonloverWoman
over a year ago

bognor regis

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I’m prepared to learn! "

Appreciate the honesty

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex


"Masseuse?? Asking for a friend! "

Only Yoni if that's any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everybody is currently away typing up fake masseuse certificates.

Come back in a bit."

Haha amazing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but been told I am wonderful at back massages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes"

Ideally looking for a male masseuse but may dm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I paid for a Thai massage last week. The woman was tiny but boy did she go deep, and god did I love that. I was sore for a day or two after.

Just find somewhere near you and book one.

I can't wait to go back for another one.

T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I paid for a Thai massage last week. The woman was tiny but boy did she go deep, and god did I love that. I was sore for a day or two after.

Just find somewhere near you and book one.

I can't wait to go back for another one.

T"

That sounds amazing, after something specific though. Might need to be more clear here but think finding the masseuse will be key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll put it down to the time but I am hugely disappointed with the severe lack of “qualified” masseuses volunteering their services on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not but I do know of one, I believe he works at Jaydees on a Thursday when they are open during the day

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Read the header on ma profile

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

For that ass, yes! you will have to excuse my hands.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No.

But I’ll bullshit to glory anyway.

So yes

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"Masseuse?? Asking for a friend! "

You're looking for a Slippy & gills qualified masseuse

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I get loads of messages offering massages, not sure they're qualified though!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’ll put it down to the time but I am hugely disappointed with the severe lack of “qualified” masseuses volunteering their services on this thread."

It's surprising, because about every second profile claims to be belonging to a masseuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get loads of messages offering massages, not sure they're qualified though!"

Ask to see their certification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll put it down to the time but I am hugely disappointed with the severe lack of “qualified” masseuses volunteering their services on this thread.

It's surprising, because about every second profile claims to be belonging to a masseuse "

Like people lying on their CV.

Bite you on the arse eventually.

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma


"I’ll put it down to the time but I am hugely disappointed with the severe lack of “qualified” masseuses volunteering their services on this thread.

It's surprising, because about every second profile claims to be belonging to a masseuse

Like people lying on their CV.

Bite you on the arse eventually. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I’ll put it down to the time but I am hugely disappointed with the severe lack of “qualified” masseuses volunteering their services on this thread.

It's surprising, because about every second profile claims to be belonging to a masseuse

Like people lying on their CV.

Bite you on the arse eventually. "

I suppose we should ask for references and implement a 3 month probationary period?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get loads of messages offering massages, not sure they're qualified though!"

Really? I am shocked ??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’ll put it down to the time but I am hugely disappointed with the severe lack of “qualified” masseuses volunteering their services on this thread.

It's surprising, because about every second profile claims to be belonging to a masseuse "

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

No but I am in aromatherapy I did a level 2 & 3 a long time ago & can massage. It’s hard work , unless your giving a happy endings it’s really not going to put food on the table

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I paid for a Thai massage last week. The woman was tiny but boy did she go deep, and god did I love that. I was sore for a day or two after.

Just find somewhere near you and book one.

I can't wait to go back for another one.

T"

Me and a fab friend had one earlier this year, I could just about bear it, she found it too much & came out in bruises next day. Be careful , Thai is a very deep hard massage not for everyone

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Maybe a little pedantic but you might need to change your ad to looking for a masseur because masseuse is female.

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

I can give it my best shot !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I can draw a snake upon your back and end it with a dot like that!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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No and I wouldn’t trust anyone who said they were on here it sounds a bit like “would you like to come and see some puppies”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

…….yes…… I am……

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"…….yes…… I am…… "

You will be overbooked by lunchtime. They may all be men though

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I suspect there are as many professional masseurs on here as there are photographers........

A

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There are a lot of male profiles claiming to be professional masseuses. They may need to check their certificate if they can't tell the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not qualified but I've been given a 9 out of 10 when I massage a profession masseuse on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"…….yes…… I am……

You will be overbooked by lunchtime. They may all be men though "

Can you specify you only cater for women. I should know this being a professional… but I want to make sure I’m right.

Just women only Mon-Fri. I’m closed weekends.

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