FabSwingers.com forum: Weird kntz

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I the only person on here that gets msgs of fkn weirdos or is the site full of them?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF, OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too get messages from weird knitz.

These street gangs, knitting with attitude.

Fuck the proper use of hook loop pull tie they say. Loop pull tie hook is the latest trend.

Madness.

Utter madness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FAF, OP?

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FAF and that means?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FAF, OP?

FAF and that means?."

Fancy a fuck. And can I sniff your pants?

(I’m not weird, I promise)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Proof in the pudding first 2 replies both fkn idiots lol, thanks for answering my question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one I just far out in space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proof in the pudding first 2 replies both fkn idiots lol, thanks for answering my question."

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proof in the pudding first 2 replies both fkn idiots lol, thanks for answering my question."

Dan, see what you did?

You ruined it.

Honestly.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’m trying to figure out what kntz means, I keep thinking knitting but I sense that isn’t correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody weird cunts.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

You know you are allowed to say cunts on here right??

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Aren't you?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m trying to figure out what kntz means, I keep thinking knitting but I sense that isn’t correct "

It is.

Totes knitting.

Honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't you?!?

I hope so…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he related to Weird Al?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect the weird, wonderful and creepy messages I get. I have a whole post about them on a different site just for laughs.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I’m trying to figure out what kntz means, I keep thinking knitting but I sense that isn’t correct

It is.

Totes knitting.

Honest. "

Ahh, I was on the right lines then.

Argh, those pesky knitters, drove me crazy with their woolly jumpers and crochet blankets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m trying to figure out what kntz means, I keep thinking knitting but I sense that isn’t correct

It is.

Totes knitting.

Honest.

Ahh, I was on the right lines then.

Argh, those pesky knitters, drove me crazy with their woolly jumpers and crochet blankets "

Don't forget the scarves.

Flapping around in the wind like a whip. Flicking lattes, knocking off glasses.

The terror.

At first I thought it was a bunch of Dr Who fans, but no, it's worse.

Be warned.

Be safe.

Take fabric scissors.

Snip snip.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I’m trying to figure out what kntz means, I keep thinking knitting but I sense that isn’t correct

It is.

Totes knitting.

Honest.

Ahh, I was on the right lines then.

Argh, those pesky knitters, drove me crazy with their woolly jumpers and crochet blankets

Don't forget the scarves.

Flapping around in the wind like a whip. Flicking lattes, knocking off glasses.

The terror.

At first I thought it was a bunch of Dr Who fans, but no, it's worse.

Be warned.

Be safe.

Take fabric scissors.

Snip snip."

Thank you for the Stirling advice, it’s a frightening place out there. I once came across a local knit and natter group. The clink of those needles still haunts me to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m trying to figure out what kntz means, I keep thinking knitting but I sense that isn’t correct

It is.

Totes knitting.

Honest.

Ahh, I was on the right lines then.

Argh, those pesky knitters, drove me crazy with their woolly jumpers and crochet blankets

Don't forget the scarves.

Flapping around in the wind like a whip. Flicking lattes, knocking off glasses.

The terror.

At first I thought it was a bunch of Dr Who fans, but no, it's worse.

Be warned.

Be safe.

Take fabric scissors.

Snip snip.

Thank you for the Stirling advice, it’s a frightening place out there. I once came across a local knit and natter group. The clink of those needles still haunts me to this day"

You're quite welcome, it's a public service.

It's a unique sound isn't it, almost harmless, but that's what they want you to think, death from a thousand paper cuts.

They build, layer upon layer. Clack onto click onto clink. Until it's nothing but deafening, a wall of white noise and horror.

And no Dierdra, no one wants to know about your verrucas and how even with the liquid nitrogen they persist.

Now put on your foot condom, I saw you at the local pool. You disgrace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too get messages from weird knitz.

These street gangs, knitting with attitude.

Fuck the proper use of hook loop pull tie they say. Loop pull tie hook is the latest trend.

Madness.

It’s like when bill got a host inside his brain and he went to listen to the dirty disco LIVE x

Utter madness. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too get messages from weird knitz.

These street gangs, knitting with attitude.

Fuck the proper use of hook loop pull tie they say. Loop pull tie hook is the latest trend.

Madness.

It’s like when bill got a host inside his brain and he went to listen to the dirty disco LIVE x

Utter madness. "

You typed inside the quote.

This isn't Inception.

"Quotes within quotes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too get messages from weird knitz.

These street gangs, knitting with attitude.

Fuck the proper use of hook loop pull tie they say. Loop pull tie hook is the latest trend.

Madness.

It’s like when bill got a host inside his brain and he went to listen to the dirty disco LIVE x

Utter madness.

You typed inside the quote.

This isn't Inception.

Quotes within quotes "

Isn’t it an inception how would you know , the deeper I pull you the further you fall from reality! It’s time to jump to the new reality x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I too get messages from weird knitz.

These street gangs, knitting with attitude.

Fuck the proper use of hook loop pull tie they say. Loop pull tie hook is the latest trend.

Madness.

It’s like when bill got a host inside his brain and he went to listen to the dirty disco LIVE x

Utter madness.

You typed inside the quote.

This isn't Inception.

Quotes within quotes "

We even had a guy respond trying to translate

undvika bananskalet To avoid the track shell like it’s a marioncart reference come on I won

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I too get messages from weird knitz.

These street gangs, knitting with attitude.

Fuck the proper use of hook loop pull tie they say. Loop pull tie hook is the latest trend.

Madness.

It’s like when bill got a host inside his brain and he went to listen to the dirty disco LIVE x

Utter madness.

You typed inside the quote.

This isn't Inception.

Quotes within quotes

We even had a guy respond trying to translate

undvika bananskalet To avoid the track shell like it’s a marioncart reference come on I won "
lol did you now

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Am I the only person on here that gets msgs of fkn weirdos or is the site full of them?."

We’re looking for new naked cupbearers, or is that to weird for you ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only person on here that gets msgs of fkn weirdos or is the site full of them?."

What do they say to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man's weirdo is another man's boner.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Does kntz mean nuts ?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Define weird? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only person on here that gets msgs of fkn weirdos or is the site full of them?."

Oh you can’t help that op! …. We’re all mad down here!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"FAF, CD?

Why yes, I'd love to BanDerks.

Also no, I never get weird messages from weirdos, not ever not once

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"FAF, CD?

Why yes, I'd love to BanDerks.

Also no, I never get weird messages from weirdos, not ever not once

...wait.

What if I'm the weirdo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the sequel to Antz ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

This is one of those times when good piss takers would stop piss taking because the person they are taking the piss out of is not joining in. If piss takers don't stop then they look like they are trying to upset someone on purpose and want to make the forum unfriendly. If people carry on doing this they are in danger of being banned.

Sometimes it is best to let people have their rant instead please

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

PS dissecting a persons profile is against rules

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