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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont think i ever remember the defining moment when i realized.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember ever believing he was real.

I was a horribly practical, logical child.

I'll ask my mum next time I speak to her if I ever believed in santa. She'll probably remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Junior School. I was 8. The rest of the class ripped the piss out of me when I told them what Santa had brought me. I hated my parents that day.

I told my daughter the truth when she was four, but not until she had first asked the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa is as real as you believe him to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i still believe, its fun to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I was about 8 when my older siblings told me

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I believe...

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Shit...lucky you put that warning on here... My 9 year old nearly had xmas ruined... I wish people would be more careful with what they post on here

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

wen i found 'santas' empty glass of sherry and half eaten mince pie at the side of me dads bed wen i tried to wake him up to tell him santa had been

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

On a related matter: My son, he's six, lost a tooth the other week. I told him the tooth fairy would come and take it away, he looked at me cynically and said it didn't exist. I explained the tooth fairy left money for the tooth, "oh that tooth fairy!" he said, "I believe in that one"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

When my dad came to the back door dressed as santa and I noticed he had his work boots on... I said "daddy why you dressed as Santa"... I just knew at that point santa did not exsist...

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If I ever win the lottery I'll take my mum to Lapland to meet him

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By *ichelle n big alCouple
over a year ago

Derbys


"Shit...lucky you put that warning on here... My 9 year old nearly had xmas ruined... I wish people would be more careful with what they post on here "
. Isnt santa real ((( ? Oh no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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WHAT!!!!!!!!! He isn't real... goes off to sob in a corner

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By *pl- capdagdeCouple
over a year ago

Cap d agde,France


"Shit...lucky you put that warning on here... My 9 year old nearly had xmas ruined... I wish people would be more careful with what they post on here "

I'd be more worried about your 9 year old being on a swingers forum than finding out santa's not real ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALING ABOUT? NOT REAL! Does this mean I have to go shopping?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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OMG!!!! Santas not real????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya rotten buggers.... i was told if i wore this elf costume then santa would cum for me on christmas day ..

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

I'm sorry they lied to you.... But they did it for the greater good...

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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I was 51 and 3/4 when I read a post on FAB purporting that Santa isn't real.

Good job I know Fabio was only kidding, just like my Dad was when I was 7 and 3/4 and I asked him if Father Christmas was real and he told me he wasn't. My Mum went mad at my Dad and I'm still convinced thats why they seperated 3 years later and it had nothing to do with my Dad's mistress.

Oh Fabio what have you unleashed, woe is me....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If he isn't real what are all the people on here with Santas Little (insert helper title here) doing? Is it a make-work scheme to massage the unemployment stats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U've ruined my christmas now ........... am really really really crying .........

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

What are you all on about?!

He is real.... My mum said so and so did my 5 year old this morning whilst writing yet another letter to the man himself!!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"U've ruined my christmas now ........... am really really really crying ......... "

There, there Minxie. He IS real and WILL visit you.

OK, who upset Minxie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"U've ruined my christmas now ........... am really really really crying .........

There, there Minxie. He IS real and WILL visit you.

OK, who upset Minxie!!!! "

sob thank sob you - that nasty man said horrible things sob sob

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

We always left brandy and mince pies for Santa and a carrot out for Rudolf, and it was one Christmas eve where I woke up to my Dad sitting there eating it...

Bitches be stealing Santa's food!

- Amy. x

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By *umsuckMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Santa was in the next room to me in re-hab. Proper mess he was...stank of sherry and covered in pastry crumbs....Bit of a sad case really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You what? What the fuck are you on about?

My innocence will never be crushed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boss joked about whether I am ready for Santa to come down the chimney to deliver his present, and I replied I don't have a chimney, and got everyone in the canteen to chuckle.

Another example of my humour bypass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe it Santa not real I saw him the other day at the garden centre he asked me what I wanted for Christmas so there not listening to these non believers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 6 and it was the headmaster of my primary school who told me while telling me.

He said I wouldn't get any presents, I said Santa wouldn't forget me so he told me he wasn't real and it was my parents who bought them.

Oh did he fuck up!!!! My mam tore shreds off him the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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Just now when you told me!

Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defining moment for me..

Sitting on back door step aged 8. Neighbour joined me - he was 13. He dropped a bomb and told me santa was not real. It actually winded me, as if someone had smacked me hard in the chest.

An evil evil neighbour, and i never forgave him for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When santa kissed my mum .. The b*stard..

:-@

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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Santa is not real? You have ruined my day lol.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I was awake one xmas eve, think age 6 or 7 n dying for a wee but didnt dare go downstairs to loo cos could hear mam and dad plus fathrr xmas hadnt been. Was pretending to b asleep when dad bought sacks of pressies in...had to wait another 20 mins for him n mam to go to bed and had probably the longest wee ever when i finally got to the loo

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Santa Claus - not real....I don't believe that!Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in books, movies, and other editorials, and on posters and stamps.

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.

"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.

"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'

"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?

"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.

"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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When I saw my mum kissing Santa Claus............he was the milkman!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Santa Claus - not real....I don't believe that!Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in books, movies, and other editorials, and on posters and stamps.

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.

"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.

"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'

"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?

"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.

"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood."

I remember believing and I remember not believing,The moment I realised he was'nt real can't have been traumatic as I don't recall it at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so how did you find out that santa wasn't real?.... basically when was your innocent childhood crushed?

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The day I sat on Santa's knee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa Claus - not real....I don't believe that!Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The work of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has since become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial, appearing in part or whole in dozens of languages in books, movies, and other editorials, and on posters and stamps.

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.

"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.

"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'

"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?

"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.

"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood."

Not bad for a guy who never had children...

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