FabSwingers.com forum: What makes you fart

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Me beans everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken makes me fart x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Guinness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a damaged epiglottis so about 20% of the air I breathe in goes into my stomach, so basically fresh sur makes me fart

Beat that weird shit!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Oats, even the slightest trace of it is bad news, really bad news.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Beef sausages

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

Vigorous fucking doggy style... I swear to god I must suck air up my jacksie during thrusts.

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By *rofessor MMan
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

When you swallow food, water or saliva, you also swallow small amounts of air, which collects in the digestive system. Gases can also build up when you digest food. The body needs to get rid of the build-up by farting (flatulence) or burping (belching).

Thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Having IBS, anything and everything can start you off. Buscopan is your best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enthusiastic anal

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Enthusiastic anal "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cereal in the morning

Be it porridge or sugar puffs

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Onions......parp trump....

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Pretty much all food.

Waking up in the morning seems to do it too, it's like I store them in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeeeeese.

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By *dsmithMan
over a year ago

Loudwater

Nothing. My arse isn’t connected anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onion Bhajis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

Protein shakes

Eggs

It is not a a good look

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By *ohn heaneyMan
over a year ago

kildare

Red onion

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By *r Discreet 75Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

I don't fart ..... honest

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Eggs & Protein shake

Beans beans the more you eat the more you ??

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

Happy pills

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Chocolate makes boobs fart and when she does she loses her marbles lol

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

How come when you burp you say pardon

And when you fart you laugh ?

It’s usually a build up of gas that makes me fart

Nothing in particular sets it off

I went to school with a kid who could fart on cue

That was funny listening to him farting all the way through certain lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me beans everytime

my I.B.S

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Pulling a large lubed up dildo from my bum

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Okra does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tories

More like a wet fart, well more like the shits actually.

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Happy pills

As in pie & peas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with polyols

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By *igT-Time-4-FunMan
over a year ago

BEDFORDSHIRE areas SOCIAL or fun let's chat

I 100% never fart with a play friend

Try this

Take Emodium

Works on me.

Xxx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Those sugar free sweets! Actually lots of things I do fart alot! X

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Yorkshire puddings/roast potatoes.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh air makes Nell fart!

MrWho.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Cheese

My tablets I take in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Root veg, bran, beans.

NBVN x

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Mornings, afternoons and evenings

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

A buildup of intestinal gas.

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By *ike both76Man
over a year ago

Kettering

a asre full of spunk

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"a asre full of spunk"

Sounds volcanic

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