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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No, he’s not dead.

An interesting fellow though isn’t he?

I particularly like his horse hair wig and his perpetually grimacing facial expression that would seem to donate that he is suffering from extreme bowel discomfort.

If you read up on him, he’s also overtly more full of shit than an inner city sewer and a sleazy bastard to boot!

But aside from this, what is your favourite Seagal film good folks?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

He is completely batshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under siege only because i get to see erika eleniak make my willy dance with her epic norks

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

His acting makes me inwardly cringe. But Under Siege as it’s the only one I can remember.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Russian citizen I believe now.....

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By *hirdTimesACharmCouple
over a year ago

northamptonshire


"No, he’s not dead.

An interesting fellow though isn’t he?

I particularly like his horse hair wig and his perpetually grimacing facial expression that would seem to donate that he is suffering from extreme bowel discomfort.

If you read up on him, he’s also overtly more full of shit than an inner city sewer and a sleazy bastard to boot!

But aside from this, what is your favourite Seagal film good folks? "

What’s the movie he’s in with Tommy Lee Jones, where they hijack the ship? Used to watch that with my old man all the time. Our favourite film to watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen 'The Shallows'?

He's not in it, but the main character names a Seagull after him

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

That one where he did that fighting.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"No, he’s not dead.

An interesting fellow though isn’t he?

I particularly like his horse hair wig and his perpetually grimacing facial expression that would seem to donate that he is suffering from extreme bowel discomfort.

If you read up on him, he’s also overtly more full of shit than an inner city sewer and a sleazy bastard to boot!

But aside from this, what is your favourite Seagal film good folks?

What’s the movie he’s in with Tommy Lee Jones, where they hijack the ship? Used to watch that with my old man all the time. Our favourite film to watch!"

That’s, Under Seige

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Anybody seen Ritchie?’

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Out for justice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out for justice

the documentary about 10 years ago, that justin lee collins did where he followed seagal around for a few weeks and hanged out at his house was interesting. (shame that justin lee collins turned out to be an abusive control freek and destroyed his career..)

I think the documentary is still on youtube.

Seagal seems "full of it", as others have eluded to, but at the same time there's a laid backness & watch-abilty to the guy..

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Will go for Marked for Death....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The one with one of the wayans brothers who eats the powdered deer penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made a few, tiny few good films.

But alas, the guys utterly bonkers.

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

He speaks highly of you too.

I'll go for glimmer man.

Good action and loads of that weird hand slapping style fighting.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Under Siege 2.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think you could chuck all of his films into a blender and then rearrange the bits and the results would all be interchangeable.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The one with the fighting and the guns and the gangs in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putin's puppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under Siege was fun because of Tommy Lee Jones. (+ tits coming out of the cake.)

But yeah the man is a fuckwit.

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

His Saturday Night Live presenting spot has to be seen, to be believed. Its so terribly bad, it's not even good

Hes never been asked to present it again and is banned for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His Saturday Night Live presenting spot has to be seen, to be believed. Its so terribly bad, it's not even good

Hes never been asked to present it again and is banned for life"

Just looked up a clip. Wow

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford


"His Saturday Night Live presenting spot has to be seen, to be believed. Its so terribly bad, it's not even good

Hes never been asked to present it again and is banned for life

Just looked up a clip. Wow "

Apparently he demanded the SNL script writers re-write all their sketches for the show, to ensure they didn't take the piss out of him. And he also submitted some very suspect topics, to them to make into sketches. Which they point blank refused.

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

He was/is a legitimate martial artist and one of the first westerners to practice Aikido in Japan, apparently.

He was also a Deputy Sheriff in Maricopa County, so I'm led to believe.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One of the funniest stories concerning Seagal I’ve heard (and there are seemingly limitless tales revolving around this man) relates to when he decided to challenge the late wrestling legend and Judo expert, Gene LeBell.

Seagal told LeBell that he was impervious to the effects of headlocks and subsequently goaded the initially reluctant judoka to test this haughty boast.

….After a few seconds Seagal was ostensibly not only rendered out cold sparky, but additionally soiled his pants….very messily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the funniest stories concerning Seagal I’ve heard (and there are seemingly limitless tales revolving around this man) relates to when he decided to challenge the late wrestling legend and Judo expert, Gene LeBell.

Seagal told LeBell that he was impervious to the effects of headlocks and subsequently goaded the initially reluctant judoka to test this haughty boast.

….After a few seconds Seagal was ostensibly not only rendered out cold sparky, but additionally soiled his pants….very messily."

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard to kill is epic

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"One of the funniest stories concerning Seagal I’ve heard (and there are seemingly limitless tales revolving around this man) relates to when he decided to challenge the late wrestling legend and Judo expert, Gene LeBell.

Seagal told LeBell that he was impervious to the effects of headlocks and subsequently goaded the initially reluctant judoka to test this haughty boast.

….After a few seconds Seagal was ostensibly not only rendered out cold sparky, but additionally soiled his pants….very messily."

Shit ! No , not what what Seagal did in his pants. ( allegedly ).I didn't know lebell had died. seems he passed away in August.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steven segal was my guilt pleasure before I became all sophisticated and moved on to Nicolas cage movies.

Any of his film with a three word title are unmissable works of art.

Marked for death

Out for justice

On deadly ground

Half past dead

The list goes on.....

Pure genius

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s another funny story about Sensei Seagal, this time as recounted by Tom Arnold which took place whilst filming, Exit Wounds.

Apparently the scene in question was shot on a boat and Seagal was told to exit the shot via a door in the cabin.

Not a mere mortal like the rest of us however, Seagal stated that he didn’t need to and outright refused to do a dry run practice of the scene in question.

The director subsequently shouted ‘action’ and Seagal promptly walked through the WRONG door and fell over the side of the boat into the water(!!!)

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan
over a year ago

nearby


"He was/is a legitimate martial artist and one of the first westerners to practice Aikido in Japan, apparently.

."

7th Dan. Grand Master. ( one of 42 globally of that grade when he achieved it -2001)

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Here’s another funny story about Sensei Seagal, this time as recounted by Tom Arnold which took place whilst filming, Exit Wounds.

Apparently the scene in question was shot on a boat and Seagal was told to exit the shot via a door in the cabin.

Not a mere mortal like the rest of us however, Seagal stated that he didn’t need to and outright refused to do a dry run practice of the scene in question.

The director subsequently shouted ‘action’ and Seagal promptly walked through the WRONG door and fell over the side of the boat into the water(!!!) "

Well at least he didn't get shot like the Adam Baldwin bloke

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

saying you was an ex CIA undercover agent sounds better than saying you spent years working as strippergram in Hollywood .....

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

GET MY PIES OUT OF THE OVEN

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What's the film with the stick fight in the bar.

As wooden as he is,his earlier films some of the fight scenes are epic and he managed to bag Kelly le Brock as well so he must have been ok at some point.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What's the film with the stick fight in the bar.

As wooden as he is,his earlier films some of the fight scenes are epic and he managed to bag Kelly le Brock as well so he must have been ok at some point."

That’s, Out For Justice

Seagal fights Dan Inosanto (who previously worked with and was friends with the late, great Bruce Lee)

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By *rilogyMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

He was a decent tbf wouldn't want to mess with him. Though some of the steroid wannabees would try lol

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By *ack and MiriCouple
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Executive Decision

He dies in the first 10 mins but they gave him duel billing on the movie poster lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Executive Decision

He dies in the first 10 mins but they gave him duel billing on the movie poster lol"

Seagal also proved what a bully he was behind the scenes during the filming of said film, when he physically assaulted John Leguizamo on set

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"He was/is a legitimate martial artist and one of the first westerners to practice Aikido in Japan, apparently."

I *think* it's that he was one of the firsr westerners to teach Aikido in Japan, not practice it.

Fun fact - he once broke Sean Connery's wrist.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"He was/is a legitimate martial artist and one of the first westerners to practice Aikido in Japan, apparently.

I *think* it's that he was one of the firsr westerners to teach Aikido in Japan, not practice it.

Fun fact - he once broke Sean Connery's wrist."

Here’s a directly related fact; Seagal is quite infamous in Hollywood for applying wrist locks to other actors/stunt people and film crew whilst shaking their hands(!!!) There’s been a plethora of reports of this decidedly unwelcome and unsocial habit of his from many who have met him.

He appeared in a shitty film with Mike Tyson a few years back….I rather doubt that he tried it on with him though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out for Justice

But I am shour he like to for get that one

Judo gene for the win there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was/is a legitimate martial artist and one of the first westerners to practice Aikido in Japan, apparently.

I *think* it's that he was one of the firsr westerners to teach Aikido in Japan, not practice it.

Fun fact - he once broke Sean Connery's wrist.

Here’s a directly related fact; Seagal is quite infamous in Hollywood for applying wrist locks to other actors/stunt people and film crew whilst shaking their hands(!!!) There’s been a plethora of reports of this decidedly unwelcome and unsocial habit of his from many who have met him.

He appeared in a shitty film with Mike Tyson a few years back….I rather doubt that he tried it on with him though "

Ge got put to sleep on the set off Out for Justice off gene lebell for trying to be the tough guy

Also don’t forget he teached Anderson the front kick

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Under seige is his peak.

But I just think it's amazing at his age how he has such a dark jet black beard and hair still.

What a man.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"He was/is a legitimate martial artist and one of the first westerners to practice Aikido in Japan, apparently.

I *think* it's that he was one of the firsr westerners to teach Aikido in Japan, not practice it.

Fun fact - he once broke Sean Connery's wrist.

Here’s a directly related fact; Seagal is quite infamous in Hollywood for applying wrist locks to other actors/stunt people and film crew whilst shaking their hands(!!!) There’s been a plethora of reports of this decidedly unwelcome and unsocial habit of his from many who have met him.

He appeared in a shitty film with Mike Tyson a few years back….I rather doubt that he tried it on with him though

Ge got put to sleep on the set off Out for Justice off gene lebell for trying to be the tough guy

Also don’t forget he teached Anderson the front kick "

Oh yes I remember Seagal famously claiming the glory for Anderson Silva’s victory over Vitor Belfort by teaching him the front kick used to knock him down.

Seagal would have us believe that Silva had never previously practiced this fundamental technique?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Under seige is his peak.

But I just think it's amazing at his age how he has such a dark jet black beard and hair still.

What a man. "

I love those orange tinted glasses he has taken to wearing to. I must get me some of them…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He was/is a legitimate martial artist and one of the first westerners to practice Aikido in Japan, apparently.

I *think* it's that he was one of the firsr westerners to teach Aikido in Japan, not practice it.

Fun fact - he once broke Sean Connery's wrist.

Here’s a directly related fact; Seagal is quite infamous in Hollywood for applying wrist locks to other actors/stunt people and film crew whilst shaking their hands(!!!) There’s been a plethora of reports of this decidedly unwelcome and unsocial habit of his from many who have met him.

He appeared in a shitty film with Mike Tyson a few years back….I rather doubt that he tried it on with him though

Ge got put to sleep on the set off Out for Justice off gene lebell for trying to be the tough guy

Also don’t forget he teached Anderson the front kick

Oh yes I remember Seagal famously claiming the glory for Anderson Silva’s victory over Vitor Belfort by teaching him the front kick used to knock him down.

Seagal would have us believe that Silva had never previously practiced this fundamental technique? "

Yip definitely I was close to buckled in two when watching it live

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Look at the poster/box cover for under seige, above the law, and hard to kill.

The man has so much range

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Glimmer Man.

Once a very good martial artist.

These days he's living off his own hype. And he's a twat.

Winston

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My dog was named Nico after a Steven Seagal film.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Look at the poster/box cover for under seige, above the law, and hard to kill.

The man has so much range "

‘The Seagal Scowl’

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Also don’t forget he teached Anderson the front kick "

The front kick that is not a part of Aikido?

The man's a pillock.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Attack force .

Legit the best bad movie ever.

Bad dubbing by someone pretending to be him. Change of actors and plot right in the middle.

My late hubbys fave film and if you can watch it with our laughing or grimacing then I dont believe your humans

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