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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So here I am loading the dishwasher and my mobile whistles at me.

I look and it's dear old viccie boy texting; suggesting we have a 'mmmf'

(personally thought we might get some more 1 on 1 first)

So for fun only...

Who would you guys suggest that Invictus and I indulge in? and what could we possibly do with them

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You could get one to finish loading the dishwasher.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If she had 3 men she wouldnt need a dishwasher. What else are they for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If she had 3 men she wouldnt need a dishwasher. What else are they for?"

Now this is intelligence

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I did suggest two nice chaps off the forums, dearest.

One has been busy posting lots of threads recently as well

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Maybe some of those disenbodied talking cocks would help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes my bunny; & i told you how that would play out

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"yes my bunny; & i told you how that would play out

Don't leave me with those two ffs!!!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"yes my bunny; & i told you how that would play out

Don't leave me with those two ffs!!!! "

Is she teasing you _nvictus?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"yes my bunny; & i told you how that would play out

Don't leave me with those two ffs!!!!

Is she teasing you _nvictus?"

More like a threat with the two she means!!! Aaaaarrgghh!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"yes my bunny; & i told you how that would play out

Don't leave me with those two ffs!!!!

Is she teasing you _nvictus?

More like a threat with the two she means!!! Aaaaarrgghh!

one could wash up, the other could dry and the third can put away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cough, cough..... twas not I that suggested anyone. Invictus suggested some men, i simply offered to watch and take pictures of the 3 of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cough, cough..... twas not I that suggested anyone. Invictus suggested some men, i simply offered to watch and take pictures of the 3 of you

Oh this made me laugh!!

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viccy-boy running for the hills?! - well I do declare!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Isn't 'mmmf' the noise he makes through the gag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't 'mmmf' the noise he makes through the gag?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't 'mmmf' the noise he makes through the gag?"

Noooooooo, thats the noise he makes while is arse is in the air and he's biting the pillow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*his

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh YES. Invictus gagged, that's worthy of a pic.

I reckon admin would allow that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he has gone very quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh he has gone very quiet

That's worrying...........I expect a typical 'Invictus monologue' is being penned as we speak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,

Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Lard, the lube of choice for a first timer like Viccy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,

pmsl.........great minds!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Kinky by name, kinky by nature springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,

Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol

Sure we can take pics from all angles then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Kinky by name, kinky by nature springs to mind

Me??? No no no well ok maybe a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,

Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol

Sure we can take pics from all angles then.

We just need to find him now!!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Bit of cooking oil is all he needs,

Would you mind if I came and watched? I can bring my camera lol

Sure we can take pics from all angles then.

We just need to find him now!!!

Watch out for his New thread

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"We scared him off

or he is out buying lubricant

I have plenty

Kinky by name, kinky by nature springs to mind

Me??? No no no well ok maybe a little

I'm sure _nvictus wants it no other way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive got messages in my inbox, for him

seems I outed him as a not so straight, straight male

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"cough, cough..... twas not I that suggested anyone. Invictus suggested some men, i simply offered to watch and take pictures of the 3 of you

WTF?!?!

That wasn't in the contract!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cough, cough..... twas not I that suggested anyone. Invictus suggested some men, i simply offered to watch and take pictures of the 3 of you

WTF?!?!

That wasn't in the contract!!!!

Really ? Are you very sure about that?

I have cooking oil at the ready

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"cough, cough..... twas not I that suggested anyone. Invictus suggested some men, i simply offered to watch and take pictures of the 3 of you

WTF?!?!

That wasn't in the contract!!!!

Really ? Are you very sure about that?

I have cooking oil at the ready

(F)MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

wasn't what I had in mind!!!!!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Iron pants on.

Weapons set to stun.

Prepare to repell borders....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iron pants on.

Weapons set to stun.

Prepare to repell borders....

your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iron pants on.

Weapons set to stun.

Prepare to repell borders....

your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party!

Weapons have been de activated, you have nothing to protect you now! Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dont worry not all of the emails are suitable

ya know when I text ya to say I'd watch and take pics... I was sincere

I've even got some olive oil, be good for your tush

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Iron pants on.

Weapons set to stun.

Prepare to repell borders....

your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party!

Weapons have been de activated, you have nothing to protect you now! Ha ha ha ha

Feck this!! I'm off to the Plasticine era in the Time Machine for a few million years until this has blown over. At least the dinosaurs only want to eat me!!!

....erm.... where's my keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iron pants on.

Weapons set to stun.

Prepare to repell borders....

your iron pants seized up in the frost and cold, they're useless in the planned Invictus and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM penetration party!

Weapons have been de activated, you have nothing to protect you now! Ha ha ha ha

Feck this!! I'm off to the Plasticine era in the Time Machine for a few million years until this has blown over. At least the dinosaurs only want to eat me!!!

....erm.... where's my keys?

Your keys? You mean these things that I have in my hand... We have confiscated them from you, you have nothing to worry about, now shush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on lh, we need this gag already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on lh, we need this gag already

I am sure we can find something to stuff in his mouth!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Are you opening a list for this or not???

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Jodie!!!

Jodie! Jodie!!!!

JODIE!!!!!!!

OPEN THE FECKING DOORS YOU SEQUIN WEARING DEVIANT!!!!

HURRY UP!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets popcorn ready ..Raflmao you lot are fabtasticaly funny and making me feel lots better

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....

...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

run baby run..

you know half these men enjoy the chase... and by running round butt naked, youre teasing them with the target

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....

...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh! "

Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....

...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh!

Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke!

Bollocks!!!!

The ram-jet intake conduits!!! That's it!!!

....I'm too old for all this running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....

...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh!

Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke!

Bollocks!!!!

The ram-jet intake conduits!!! That's it!!!

....I'm too old for all this running

They are being serviced as we speak!

And what's all this fuss about, your getting what you asked for arent you?

Now just relax.... It won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can only reach that open window on deck 9....

...almost.... not ... quite.... nnnnnnggghhh!

Wind is strong today, look at that, deck 9 window blown shut, and the lock broke!

Bollocks!!!!

The ram-jet intake conduits!!! That's it!!!

....I'm too old for all this running

They are being serviced as we speak!

And what's all this fuss about, your getting what you asked for arent you?

Now just relax.... It won't hurt

There's a 3 pronged attack going on here Viccy, you're surrounded - you may as well just give in and take it like a man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes young man

Had I text you suggesting a fffm, you wouldnt be running away now, would you?

all's fair in

and

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I have a cyanide pill!! You'll never tske me allive!!

*crunch*

Bollocks! It's a Smint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that bottom primed for penetration yet! Get a wriggle on will ya, you know resistance is futile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right enough flirting and flashing that tush you.

Im thinking partners;

We can tie you down,

There is the 'glass' roof, so observers can see from many angles,

The pool is great and you might want a a soothing bath afterwards,

And as its a good distance; your reputation wont be ruined, but it isnt too far to drive

so when should I pick you up??

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

The intakes are still open!!!!

I'm in!!!

Initiating Overwatch system! Hull at 18,000 volts and rising... plasma shield at 90, 95, 100%!

Into the oxygen booth!! Purging decks 1 to 500, 3 - 2 - 1....

Sorry Dave, I can't let you do that

Oh FFS!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Surely _nvictus/funky count as 2 so you really only need one other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right enough flirting and flashing that tush you.

Im thinking partners;

We can tie you down,

There is the 'glass' roof, so observers can see from many angles,

The pool is great and you might want a a soothing bath afterwards,

And as its a good distance; your reputation wont be ruined, but it isnt too far to drive

so when should I pick you up??

Do they have a swing, just thinking this may be better for double penatration!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

You can't get me now. I'm locked in a Stateroom and I manually purged the whole vessel so nothing is alive on here but me (luckily Jodie was out shoe shopping and Mr Crusty doesn't need air)

On my way to the Plasticine Era as I type.

The onboard computer is singing 'Daisy, Daisy' for some reason though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am rolling round the floor at this thread _nvictus your slipping down a long pole no pun intended lol will leave u to your mmmmmmmfmmmmm session as I have no intentions of joining the male bonding. Looks like you are going to have to take it like a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this fair play, funny as hell, sorry _nvictus but I think the ladies will have their way with u, btw ladies if ur short of a cock I can sub with my strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Viccie

Enough chatting now.

I want my mmmf

set a date so evreyone can arrange sitters etc,

We also need to work out the car shares etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is putting up such a fight..... Not,

Come on now, you know you want it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't get me now. I'm locked in a Stateroom and I manually purged the whole vessel so nothing is alive on here but me (luckily Jodie was out shoe shopping and Mr Crusty doesn't need air)

On my way to the Plasticine Era as I type.

The onboard computer is singing 'Daisy, Daisy' for some reason though...

Thats us girls singing, we're hiding in the computer room, and will hologram our asses out of there any minute now to catch you unawares! Call yourself a time traveller!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Viccie

Enough chatting now.

I want my mmmf

set a date so evreyone can arrange sitters etc,

We also need to work out the car shares etc

I'll bring the nibbles

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Tacyon Relay Message:

Sorry, Invictus is not available at present. He is currently surfing the time streams seeking a cure for glitter.

Please leave a message after the slightly camp jingle (bloody Jodie)...

dingle-dangle-doing!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do NOT make me have to start a 'he wasted my time' or a 'he couldnt deliver' post young man.

Ps strap ons... Great idea :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do NOT make me have to start a 'he wasted my time' or a 'he couldnt deliver' post young man.

Ps strap ons... Great idea :D "

I think you should, reckon he's gone to a party, somewhere where his bottom is safe from strap-ons and the like! Damn timewasting time travellers, damn them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ya know, saturday night, whens he's out

If he so much, as see's a strap on, he's going to quiver in fear

hope we didnt quench a fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya know, saturday night, whens he's out

If he so much, as see's a strap on, he's going to quiver in fear

hope we didnt quench a fantasy

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