FabSwingers.com forum: Unnecessarily embarrassing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking into a room late. And for this exact reason, I try my best never to be late.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

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do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting marbles stuck in my nose.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

Asking for soft drinks in a pub.

Phone calls. Any phone calls.

People watching me try to fix things (because I’m usually making it up as I go along).

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Accepting gifts for sure! And compliments

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?

God no

. Head down and pretend I don’t exist

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cringe reality TV shows.

Getting my balls trapped in trouser zipper.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When you're not with your children and the crossing ladies still stop the traffic to let you across the road.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Walking into a room late. And for this exact reason, I try my best never to be late. "

This. Especially when every one stares at you.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?

God no

. Head down and pretend I don’t exist

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I’ve even give them the thumbs up

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

The sound of my own voice, terrible. But I think alot of people get this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating as I can be a messy eater at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also when you’re in a group of people and try to say something but no one hears you so you repeat yourself but they still don’t hear you…..ground swallow me up please.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When you're in a group of new people and someone says "starting from my left introduce yourself and say a little about yourself"

Just give me a name badge and leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're in a group of new people and someone says "starting from my left introduce yourself and say a little about yourself"

Just give me a name badge and leave me alone."

This gives me the horrors too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking in front of a group of strangers and being centre of attention - cringe.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Riding an escalator in shopping situations.

Not sure why… just find that quite uncomfortable

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Being asked if I'm buying booze for my daughter when shopping with Fox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making my own coffee at work while others are using the Nescafé sachets provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approaching people in a club. Just start with saying "Hi" you moron!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Accidentally poking someone in the eye with your cock when climbing out of a hot tub.

I'll never live that down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like eating in front of people, I never used to be able to go out for food at all. I can now, but still find it embarrassing.

Walking into a room knowing someone is already there waiting for me. I always think they are watching me come in. So I always make sure I am there first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Accidentally poking someone in the eye with your cock when climbing out of a hot tub.

I'll never live that down.

I think the embarrassment was well deserved one that one

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Accidentally poking someone in the eye with your cock when climbing out of a hot tub.

I'll never live that down.

I think the embarrassment was well deserved one that one

In my defence......

Would never had happened if she'd been yawning.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Typos. They embarrass me.

Especially here, on Fab. So much of who you are on here has to come through what you type. So fuck-ups are mortifying.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Using a public loo when my stomach is a bit "turbulent"

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Chatting to someone new on the phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Typos. They embarrass me.

Especially here, on Fab. So much of who you are on here has to come through what you type. So fuck-ups are mortifying."

My last reply…. Away to hang my head in shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

This is one of those things where I thought it was only me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy breathing down the phone to my then gf or rather it was her mum.

Thing is, she thought it was her husband.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Leaving cinema half way through film to go to the toilets.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Walking into a room late. And for this exact reason, I try my best never to be late. "

I've done this and it was at the time when buckle shoes were in fashion, so I'd walk past everyone making a jingling sound with each step so couldn't even do it discretely

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"When you're not with your children and the crossing ladies still stop the traffic to let you across the road."

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My last reply…. Away to hang my head in shame."

We all do it. And we all feel dirty afterwards.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

One thing I find absolutely mortifying is having to go to the loo in an inconvenient situation. For example miles from anywhere, in a strange town and no idea where the public toilets are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. "
that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live

whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a contactless bank card to pay for the bus fare, and ending up holding up everyone behind because the stupid scanner needs to take more than 3 seconds to detect my card and record payment when I am alighting. The rest don't need to because they just bought the bus ticket on the bus app in question and scanned the one time when boarding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live

whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell

To be fair that’s some achievement.

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Crossing the road at the pedestrian crossing when the lollipop lady is there. Mortifying. I’d rather walk down the road and risk death by crossing 4 lanes of traffic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Using a contactless bank card to pay for the bus fare, and ending up holding up everyone behind because the stupid scanner needs to take more than 3 seconds to detect my card and record payment when I am alighting. The rest don't need to because they just bought the bus ticket on the bus app in question and scanned the one time when boarding.

Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting my cock out

And nobody looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bending over and ripping your trousers in front of a customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING

THIS.

Someone gets it!!!

Even worse when you have to get off from the front of a bus and not the back (either because it's too packed and/or the bus only has one door at the front, and the driver gives you that annoyed look when he has to turn on the card scanner specially for you to tap out before you get off. I actually got scolded once by a bus driver for getting off at the front of a bus with two doors (one front one middle) because I just came down from the stairs and didn't want to squeeze past people to get off from the back door. He ticked me off saying "the back door's for exiting, next time use that so I don't need to turn on the front scanner for you!".

And this was two weeks ago. I'm still mortified thinking about it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Getting a new ancient citizens bus pass and not knowing what to do when you get on the bus. Fortunately for me plenty of young people were able to help an old gal out with the new fangled tech.

I used to know what to do in these situations and now I'm embarrassed that I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?

I do! And inwardly cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Major annoyance of mine….why is a lollipop lady / man even needed at a crossing??? Seems rather pointless! There’s a big red light telling us to stop I don’t need some old codger with a yellow sign telling me that aswell!!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell

To be fair that’s some achievement."
I wonder if he lubed it up first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell

To be fair that’s some achievement. I wonder if he lubed it up first "

When someone said that prostate orgasms were explosive, THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEANT!!!

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Major annoyance of mine….why is a lollipop lady / man even needed at a crossing??? Seems rather pointless! There’s a big red light telling us to stop I don’t need some old codger with a yellow sign telling me that aswell!! "

It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

Team-building activities or ice-breaker activities on training courses.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Going to a pub on my own and reading a book/newspaper. I know it shouldn't be, but..

Exceptions tend to be when said boozer has an open fire and a dog basking in its warmth. Then I'm onto a winner.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

To stop kids who can't read or have no road sense getting splatted??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

I’m curious about this.

I understand the gifts one, but what is it about the other two make you feel embarrassed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking down a busy street then realising you're going in the wrong direction/forgotten your money/not enough time or whatever and have to turn around and walk back where you've just been...

..especially embarrassing if speed walked passed some of the people

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Many very relatable embarrassments in the thread so far.

For me something I find embarrassing is going shopping in places that I know are too posh/expensive for me (which is almost every shop really)

Also, if I'm shopping for clothes, I often would like to go and look at women's clothes and pick out some nice outfits for myself, but I'm too embarrassed too.

Being in the same room as people when they're listening to my music, I just want to die when that happens.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I used to hate standing on the bus. Being tall my balance is a bit off kilter and I’d be practically pole dancing and holding on for dear life every time the bus moved

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

"table for one please."

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By *ustintime69Man
over a year ago

london

Being watched while I type is really embarrassing - I am a bit dyslexic and too slow at typing to do a proper job so maybe it makes sense but it still feels crap

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"When you're in a group of new people and someone says "starting from my left introduce yourself and say a little about yourself"

Just give me a name badge and leave me alone."

If it's a work thing just lie.

We do it as a group all the time.

If we are asked to tell the group something about ourselves others wouldn't be aware, just lie through your teeth, it's hilarious, especially if a few of you take part.

I told a group I hold the womans record for a free fall parachute jump without oxygen, a male colleague said he was shot while working in Africa.

Give it a go.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Good to see a good robust British thread here. Just Brits being Brits.

You have something in your teeth by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to hate standing on the bus. Being tall my balance is a bit off kilter and I’d be practically pole dancing and holding on for dear life every time the bus moved

Damn you woman! I was trying to work now I'm searching my pockets for some notes to stick in your thing as you writhe round that pole

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

"Crossing the road at the pedestrian crossing when the lollipop lady is there. Mortifying. I’d rather walk down the road and risk death by crossing 4 lanes of traffic"

Why.

Try saying thank you to him or her and maybe asking if they are OK.

The lollypop lady outside our local school is wonderful, always happy, always waving to cars when they have stopped and always a kind word to mums, dad's and kids. Puts many of us to shame.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Getting on a busy bus or train, then being a little indecisive on where to sit, whilst almost falling over, as it starts to pull off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING

THIS.

Someone gets it!!!

And this was two weeks ago. I'm still mortified thinking about it. "

Sorry I live in rural Wales and our bus service is shockingly bad so maybe thats why this question is being asked, but you have to be scanned OFF the bus?? Why? Surely once you buy your ticket and get on thats it? Or it is where I live anyway

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"When you're in a group of new people and someone says "starting from my left introduce yourself and say a little about yourself"

Just give me a name badge and leave me alone.

If it's a work thing just lie.

We do it as a group all the time.

If we are asked to tell the group something about ourselves others wouldn't be aware, just lie through your teeth, it's hilarious, especially if a few of you take part.

I told a group I hold the womans record for a free fall parachute jump without oxygen, a male colleague said he was shot while working in Africa.

Give it a go.

I gave work up as a bad job years ago

but I hated it then and wish I'd thought of your suggestion

Nowadays it's more the club's and groups I join. Next time I'm asked I shall make up a totally implausible but impossible to disprove story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING

THIS.

Someone gets it!!!

And this was two weeks ago. I'm still mortified thinking about it.

If you buy a bus ticket you scan once when you board. If you use contactless you tap on and off. Supposedly its to account for differences in pricing according to distance travelled but as far as I know here in Bath I still get flat fare anyway when I take the dedicated bus services to and from uni.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care enough about most things to give a doodle about embarassments really im too old and grumpy to be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cringe at having to say things in other languages, like when ordering food. I either don't want to make a fool of myself saying it wrong or know how to say it but don't want to look like a pretentious ass. So end up pointing at the menu and saying 'um, the chicken one'

I also get really embarrassed when someone says or spells something incorrectly and you have to use the word after them. So do you look really passive aggressive and do it properly or save their embarrassment by using their version and look like you don't know either? For example, I was on a course recently and the tutor kept talking about 'clearing the cash-ay (cache)' on computer systems and I was sweating

I find life to just be a string of constant mild embarrassments, I'm clearly an overthinker!

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

Team-building activities or ice-breaker activities on training courses."

Tell everyone your name and a little bit about yourself…….urmmmm cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're not with your children and the crossing ladies still stop the traffic to let you across the road."

Especially if you weren't even intending to cross the road, but now do as you don't want to be rude to the lollipop person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had to go to the toilets and the door doesn’t block all those noises my ass decides to do.

Like :

Pouuuuubrabrabra tchak tchak and popopopopop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had to go to the toilets and the door doesn’t block all those noises my ass decides to do.

Like :

Pouuuuubrabrabra tchak tchak and popopopopop "

^He's a scatman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had to go to the toilets and the door doesn’t block all those noises my ass decides to do.

Like :

Pouuuuubrabrabra tchak tchak and popopopopop

^He's a scatman"

Now I have his music in my head ! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're not with your children and the crossing ladies still stop the traffic to let you across the road."

Haha this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going into "Claires" to buy ponytail bands..and being the only male in there.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Blowing nose in street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell folks stop looking at me like my fly is undone. Sometimes it is..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Coughing and farting at the same time

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Coughing and farting at the same time

Coughing and wet farting at the same time

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Being asked a question in a group, I get embarrassed and fuck up the answer. Then feel a twat for the rest of the day.

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

Walking across a wet floor when someone is mopping it and doing that weird tip toe walk, to show how immensely sorry you are

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

Asking for soft drinks in a pub.

Phone calls. Any phone calls.

People watching me try to fix things (because I’m usually making it up as I go along)."

Soft drinks and zero percenters save lives, if you are driving: saving lives makes you a hero. It also sets a good example.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"One thing I find absolutely mortifying is having to go to the loo in an inconvenient situation. For example miles from anywhere, in a strange town and no idea where the public toilets are

There's an app for that, surely?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell

To be fair that’s some achievement."

The words bomb & bay spring to mind.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Opening gifts defo.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

To stop kids who can't read or have no road sense getting splatted??

No parenting skills then or is Tik Tok too distracting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When have just had a disgusting shit and someone walks in the cubical just after you leave.

And shitting on a plane, thinking everyone has clocked how long it took you. The above also applies

I sense a theme to my post

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Going to the loo at work, being in your cubicle and you hear someone walk in and go to another toilet..i have it down to a fine art now stopping mid tinkle..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walking across a wet floor when someone is mopping it and doing that weird tip toe walk, to show how immensely sorry you are

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

Having to do an impression of an Olympic speed walker, because someone is holding a door open for you.

Holding a door open for someone before realising they’re a little too far away and they probably now hate you for making them speed walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That awkward smile you do when you walk past someone you recognise but dont actually know their name or why you recognise them.

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over a year ago

"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason.

Walking across a zebra crossing.

Opening gifts in front of people.

Walking out of a shop without buying anything.

What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing

do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?

I do! And inwardly cringe

If people don’t wave at me if I stop for then at a zebra crossing I beep them. When they look I give them a big smile and wave until the wave back. My kids hate it

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell

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hand grenade i was told this morning can only guess he was thinking of suicide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every one of these. Fantastic thread OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turning around when walking down the road

I feel like I need a clear reason to be suddenly about turning

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Saying thank you to a cash point.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Hearing the security doors lock behind you as you ask for eye drops.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Using a public loo when my stomach is a bit "turbulent"

Disabled toilets have hand driers nearby to drown out the noises. Handy for IBS sufferers and the like.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days

whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell

hand grenade i was told this morning can only guess he was thinking of suicide

That's why the arse is called the bomb bay or bomb doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going on a night out with Grumpyalwaysonthefloornugget

I seriously don't know how many times one person can fall over in a month until I knew him!

He can be embarrassing company ha ha

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over a year ago

"Walking into a room late. And for this exact reason, I try my best never to be late.

This. Especially when every one stares at you. "

Definitely this

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Trying to start a conversation with someone I don't know.

Or it would be, if I was able to do it.

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By *ooljoeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Buying a pack of towels from Argos,wiped my face with one and not knowing woolly part stuck all over my face and I walked into a shopping mall. Only spotted this after few hours.i bet people must have thought I lived with pigeons ????????

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Jeez I really don’t have much shame.

In my teens and 20’s I used to blush like a beetroot, but it didn’t seem to be related to how embarrassed I was. Blushing at inappropriate moments and people thinking that I was embarrassed was embarrassing!

So little embarrasses me at all these days

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Going on a night out with Grumpyalwaysonthefloornugget

I seriously don't know how many times one person can fall over in a month until I knew him!

He can be embarrassing company ha ha

Been a valid excuse each time and was only twice

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Going on a night out with Grumpyalwaysonthefloornugget

I seriously don't know how many times one person can fall over in a month until I knew him!

He can be embarrassing company ha ha

Been a valid excuse each time and was only twice

Oh really.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Going on a night out with Grumpyalwaysonthefloornugget

I seriously don't know how many times one person can fall over in a month until I knew him!

He can be embarrassing company ha ha

Been a valid excuse each time and was only twice

Oh really.....

Yes absofuckinlutely really

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