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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing "do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?  | |||
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"What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing "Asking for soft drinks in a pub. Phone calls. Any phone calls. People watching me try to fix things (because I’m usually making it up as I go along). | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ? "God no  . Head down and pretend I don’t exist | |||
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"Walking into a room late. And for this exact reason, I try my best never to be late. " This. Especially when every one stares at you. | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?
God no . Head down and pretend I don’t exist "I’ve even give them the thumbs up | |||
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"When you're in a group of new people and someone says "starting from my left introduce yourself and say a little about yourself" Just give me a name badge and leave me alone." This gives me the horrors too | |||
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"Accidentally poking someone in the eye with your cock when climbing out of a hot tub. I'll never live that down. A" I think the embarrassment was well deserved one that one | |||
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"Accidentally poking someone in the eye with your cock when climbing out of a hot tub. I'll never live that down. A I think the embarrassment was well deserved one that one "In my defence...... Would never had happened if she'd been yawning..... 
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"Typos. They embarrass me. Especially here, on Fab. So much of who you are on here has to come through what you type. So fuck-ups are mortifying." My last reply…. Away to hang my head in shame. | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing "This is one of those things where I thought it was only me haha | |||
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"Walking into a room late. And for this exact reason, I try my best never to be late. " I've done this and it was at the time when buckle shoes were in fashion, so I'd walk past everyone making a jingling sound with each step so couldn't even do it discretely
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"When you're not with your children and the crossing ladies still stop the traffic to let you across the road." | |||
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"My last reply…. Away to hang my head in shame." We all do it. And we all feel dirty afterwards. | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days "You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days
You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. "that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell  | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days
You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell "To be fair that’s some achievement. | |||
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"Using a contactless bank card to pay for the bus fare, and ending up holding up everyone behind because the stupid scanner needs to take more than 3 seconds to detect my card and record payment when I am alighting. The rest don't need to because they just bought the bus ticket on the bus app in question and scanned the one time when boarding. "Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING | |||
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"Using a contactless bank card to pay for the bus fare, and ending up holding up everyone behind because the stupid scanner needs to take more than 3 seconds to detect my card and record payment when I am alighting. The rest don't need to because they just bought the bus ticket on the bus app in question and scanned the one time when boarding.
Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING "THIS. Someone gets it!!!
Even worse when you have to get off from the front of a bus and not the back (either because it's too packed and/or the bus only has one door at the front, and the driver gives you that annoyed look when he has to turn on the card scanner specially for you to tap out before you get off. I actually got scolded once by a bus driver for getting off at the front of a bus with two doors (one front one middle) because I just came down from the stairs and didn't want to squeeze past people to get off from the back door. He ticked me off saying "the back door's for exiting, next time use that so I don't need to turn on the front scanner for you!".
And this was two weeks ago. I'm still mortified thinking about it. | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ? "I do! And inwardly cringe | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days
You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell
To be fair that’s some achievement."I wonder if he lubed it up first | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days
You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell
To be fair that’s some achievement. I wonder if he lubed it up first "When someone said that prostate orgasms were explosive, THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY MEANT!!! | |||
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"Major annoyance of mine….why is a lollipop lady / man even needed at a crossing??? Seems rather pointless! There’s a big red light telling us to stop I don’t need some old codger with a yellow sign telling me that aswell!! " It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing "Team-building activities or ice-breaker activities on training courses. | |||
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"Major annoyance of mine….why is a lollipop lady / man even needed at a crossing??? Seems rather pointless! There’s a big red light telling us to stop I don’t need some old codger with a yellow sign telling me that aswell!! " To stop kids who can't read or have no road sense getting splatted?? | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing "I’m curious about this. I understand the gifts one, but what is it about the other two make you feel embarrassed? | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing ""table for one please." | |||
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"When you're in a group of new people and someone says "starting from my left introduce yourself and say a little about yourself" Just give me a name badge and leave me alone." If it's a work thing just lie. We do it as a group all the time. If we are asked to tell the group something about ourselves others wouldn't be aware, just lie through your teeth, it's hilarious, especially if a few of you take part. I told a group I hold the womans record for a free fall parachute jump without oxygen, a male colleague said he was shot while working in Africa. Give it a go.  | |||
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"I used to hate standing on the bus. Being tall my balance is a bit off kilter and I’d be practically pole dancing and holding on for dear life every time the bus moved "Damn you woman! I was trying to work now I'm searching my pockets for some notes to stick in your thing as you writhe round that pole  | |||
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"Crossing the road at the pedestrian crossing when the lollipop lady is there. Mortifying. I’d rather walk down the road and risk death by crossing 4 lanes of traffic" Why. Try saying thank you to him or her and maybe asking if they are OK. The lollypop lady outside our local school is wonderful, always happy, always waving to cars when they have stopped and always a kind word to mums, dad's and kids. Puts many of us to shame. | |||
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"Using a contactless bank card to pay for the bus fare, and ending up holding up everyone behind because the stupid scanner needs to take more than 3 seconds to detect my card and record payment when I am alighting. The rest don't need to because they just bought the bus ticket on the bus app in question and scanned the one time when boarding.
Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING
THIS. Someone gets it!!!
Even worse when you have to get off from the front of a bus and not the back (either because it's too packed and/or the bus only has one door at the front, and the driver gives you that annoyed look when he has to turn on the card scanner specially for you to tap out before you get off. I actually got scolded once by a bus driver for getting off at the front of a bus with two doors (one front one middle) because I just came down from the stairs and didn't want to squeeze past people to get off from the back door. He ticked me off saying "the back door's for exiting, next time use that so I don't need to turn on the front scanner for you!".
And this was two weeks ago. I'm still mortified thinking about it. "Sorry I live in rural Wales and our bus service is shockingly bad so maybe thats why this question is being asked, but you have to be scanned OFF the bus?? Why? Surely once you buy your ticket and get on thats it? Or it is where I live anyway | |||
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"When you're in a group of new people and someone says "starting from my left introduce yourself and say a little about yourself" Just give me a name badge and leave me alone. If it's a work thing just lie. We do it as a group all the time. If we are asked to tell the group something about ourselves others wouldn't be aware, just lie through your teeth, it's hilarious, especially if a few of you take part. I told a group I hold the womans record for a free fall parachute jump without oxygen, a male colleague said he was shot while working in Africa. Give it a go. "I gave work up as a bad job years ago  but I hated it then and wish I'd thought of your suggestion .
Nowadays it's more the club's and groups I join. Next time I'm asked I shall make up a totally implausible but impossible to disprove story | |||
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"Using a contactless bank card to pay for the bus fare, and ending up holding up everyone behind because the stupid scanner needs to take more than 3 seconds to detect my card and record payment when I am alighting. The rest don't need to because they just bought the bus ticket on the bus app in question and scanned the one time when boarding.
Anytime I use contactless and it doesn’t immediately beep I start SWEATING
THIS. Someone gets it!!!
Even worse when you have to get off from the front of a bus and not the back (either because it's too packed and/or the bus only has one door at the front, and the driver gives you that annoyed look when he has to turn on the card scanner specially for you to tap out before you get off. I actually got scolded once by a bus driver for getting off at the front of a bus with two doors (one front one middle) because I just came down from the stairs and didn't want to squeeze past people to get off from the back door. He ticked me off saying "the back door's for exiting, next time use that so I don't need to turn on the front scanner for you!".
And this was two weeks ago. I'm still mortified thinking about it.
Sorry I live in rural Wales and our bus service is shockingly bad so maybe thats why this question is being asked, but you have to be scanned OFF the bus?? Why? Surely once you buy your ticket and get on thats it? Or it is where I live anyway "If you buy a bus ticket you scan once when you board. If you use contactless you tap on and off. Supposedly its to account for differences in pricing according to distance travelled but as far as I know here in Bath I still get flat fare anyway when I take the dedicated bus services to and from uni. | |||
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I find life to just be a string of constant mild embarrassments, I'm clearly an overthinker! | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing
Team-building activities or ice-breaker activities on training courses." Tell everyone your name and a little bit about yourself…….urmmmm cough | |||
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"When you're not with your children and the crossing ladies still stop the traffic to let you across the road." Especially if you weren't even intending to cross the road, but now do as you don't want to be rude to the lollipop person | |||
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"When I had to go to the toilets and the door doesn’t block all those noises my ass decides to do. Like : Pouuuuubrabrabra tchak tchak and popopopopop " ^He's a scatman | |||
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"When I had to go to the toilets and the door doesn’t block all those noises my ass decides to do. Like : Pouuuuubrabrabra tchak tchak and popopopopop ^He's a scatman" Now I have his music in my head ! Thank you | |||
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"When you're not with your children and the crossing ladies still stop the traffic to let you across the road." Haha this!! | |||
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"What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing
Asking for soft drinks in a pub.
Phone calls. Any phone calls.
People watching me try to fix things (because I’m usually making it up as I go along)."Soft drinks and zero percenters save lives, if you are driving: saving lives makes you a hero. It also sets a good example. | |||
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"One thing I find absolutely mortifying is having to go to the loo in an inconvenient situation. For example miles from anywhere, in a strange town and no idea where the public toilets are "There's an app for that, surely? | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days
You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell
To be fair that’s some achievement."The words bomb & bay spring to mind. | |||
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"Major annoyance of mine….why is a lollipop lady / man even needed at a crossing??? Seems rather pointless! There’s a big red light telling us to stop I don’t need some old codger with a yellow sign telling me that aswell!! To stop kids who can't read or have no road sense getting splatted?? "No parenting skills then or is Tik Tok too distracting? | |||
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"We all embarrass ourselves from time to time but some things are just embarrassing for no reason. Walking across a zebra crossing. Opening gifts in front of people. Walking out of a shop without buying anything. What are some things you find unnecessarily embarrassing do you find you wave to the cars that have stopped to let you cross? Or is that just me ?
I do! And inwardly cringe "If people don’t wave at me if I stop for then at a zebra crossing I beep them. When they look I give them a big smile and wave until the wave back. My kids hate it | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days
You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell "hand grenade i was told this morning can only guess he was thinking of suicide | |||
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"Using a public loo when my stomach is a bit "turbulent" "Disabled toilets have hand driers nearby to drown out the noises. Handy for IBS sufferers and the like. | |||
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"I don't really get embarrassed about anything these days
You’ve obviously never been to A&E with an action man stuck in your ass. that’s nothing did you see the article about the man who had an artillery shell stuck up his hoop? Apparently when he went to A&E they had to get the bomb disposal unit from the army in as they thought it could be still live whoops I slipped and landed on this artillery shell hand grenade i was told this morning can only guess he was thinking of suicide "That's why the arse is called the bomb bay or bomb doors. | |||
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"Walking into a room late. And for this exact reason, I try my best never to be late. This. Especially when every one stares at you. " Definitely this | |||
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"Going on a night out with Grumpyalwaysonthefloornugget I seriously don't know how many times one person can fall over in a month until I knew him! He can be embarrassing company ha ha "Been a valid excuse each time and was only twice | |||
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"Going on a night out with Grumpyalwaysonthefloornugget I seriously don't know how many times one person can fall over in a month until I knew him! He can be embarrassing company ha ha
Been a valid excuse each time and was only twice "Oh really..... | |||
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"Going on a night out with Grumpyalwaysonthefloornugget I seriously don't know how many times one person can fall over in a month until I knew him! He can be embarrassing company ha ha
Been a valid excuse each time and was only twice
Oh really..... "Yes absofuckinlutely really | |||
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