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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roasting ............feel free

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Ok I'll bite... what?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Have you hot the heating on?

Show off.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok I'll bite... what?"

No it’s humorous insults...........not for the faint hearted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only roast I like

Is the spit roast kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roasting ............feel free "

I mean how can you roast a 65 year old man with no pics or anything to go off?

If anything I want to find you a nice woman you old sweetheart!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roasting ............feel free

I mean how can you roast a 65 year old man with no pics or anything to go off?

If anything I want to find you a nice woman you old sweetheart!"

Cats and drums..........serial killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you hot the heating on?

Show off.......

He must be rich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!"

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you hot the heating on?

Show off.......

He must be rich

Mother of god the pope is watching all Irish Swingers and bono wont save yus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Definitely an attention seeker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Chestnuts on an open fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought your dessert of choice would be spotted dick, because, well, we all heard the rumours.

A gentle roast there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert"

Anything goes with a tart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roasting ............feel free

I mean how can you roast a 65 year old man with no pics or anything to go off?

If anything I want to find you a nice woman you old sweetheart!

Cats and drums..........serial killer "

Sssh that was supposed to be a secret!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Roasting ............feel free "

Hate it. They always make me feel uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roasting ............feel free

I mean how can you roast a 65 year old man with no pics or anything to go off?

If anything I want to find you a nice woman you old sweetheart!

Cats and drums..........serial killer

Sssh that was supposed to be a secret!"

A man with cats has lots of secrets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roasting ............feel free

Hate it. They always make me feel uncomfortable. "

There is a nuclear button..........just press it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chestnuts on an open fire?

Tina we could store enough gas in those bazzokers to see Europe over the winter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you hot the heating on?

Show off.......

He must be rich

Mother of god the pope is watching all Irish Swingers and bono wont save yus!"

Think its time for your Horlicks as its way past your bedtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?"

A tart goes with anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you hot the heating on?

Show off.......

He must be rich

Mother of god the pope is watching all Irish Swingers and bono wont save yus!

Think its time for your Horlicks as its way past your bedtime."

Yes but first I will finish reading your profile.......usual quality over quantity line .....yawn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?

A tart goes with anyone "

Manchester tarts are very moorish I am told.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Only roast I like

Is the spit roast kind

I have a spit roast video.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you hot the heating on?

Show off.......

He must be rich

Mother of god the pope is watching all Irish Swingers and bono wont save yus!

Think its time for your Horlicks as its way past your bedtime.

Yes but first I will finish reading your profile.......usual quality over quantity line .....yawn?"

Lucky for you your meets don't follow that standard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?

A tart goes with anyone

Manchester tarts are very moorish I am told."

Hampshireish Surreyish ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you hot the heating on?

Show off.......

He must be rich

Mother of god the pope is watching all Irish Swingers and bono wont save yus!

Think its time for your Horlicks as its way past your bedtime.

Yes but first I will finish reading your profile.......usual quality over quantity line .....yawn?

Lucky for you your meets don't follow that standard.."

Says the Irish bird with a verification list that resembles the closing credits on Ben Hur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?

A tart goes with anyone

Manchester tarts are very moorish I am told.

Hampshireish Surreyish ones are the best"

I hear they go lovely with added cream

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?

A tart goes with anyone

Manchester tarts are very moorish I am told.

Hampshireish Surreyish ones are the best"

Have to agree having moved to surrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?

A tart goes with anyone

Manchester tarts are very moorish I am told.

Hampshireish Surreyish ones are the best

I hear they go lovely with added cream "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?

A tart goes with anyone

Manchester tarts are very moorish I am told.

Hampshireish Surreyish ones are the best"

But prone to tv remote comparisons........so channel (No) 5

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert"

Yeah but that's a different thing to a desert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Anything goes with a tart?

A tart goes with anyone

Manchester tarts are very moorish I am told.

Hampshireish Surreyish ones are the best

Have to agree having moved to surrey"

Well you are on the Wirral!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Yeah but that's a different thing to a desert

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Yeah but that's a different thing to a desert

True"

Deserts are very dry without custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Yeah but that's a different thing to a desert

True

Deserts are very dry without custard "

Welcome Ms Delight from Monkey Hanging land , pet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Yeah but that's a different thing to a desert

What’s an S between roasters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Yeah but that's a different thing to a desert

What’s an S between roasters?"

Roater?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hard to roast you with no pics, although it is quite funny that you think sticky toffee pudding is a desert

Smashes gashes..........you romantic pup you!

Sticky toffee pudding is a dessert!

Damn you I was just about to say that ffs

Yep anything that goes with custard is a dessert

Yeah but that's a different thing to a desert

What’s an S between roasters?

Roater? "

I see what you did there........dropped an S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roasting ............feel free "

Made me think - getting stuffed before being roasted, how essential is it ? Or its all just the same thing. Why is it called spit roast? Do you spit as you go? Why can't it be called stuffed roast.

Nevermind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roasting ............feel free

Made me think - getting stuffed before being roasted, how essential is it ? Or its all just the same thing. Why is it called spit roast? Do you spit as you go? Why can't it be called stuffed roast.

Nevermind

Are you related to Essex Tom?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Roasting ............feel free

Hate it. They always make me feel uncomfortable.

There is a nuclear button..........just press it?"

Why? I am expressing how I feel about roastings - on tv, online, or in person.

As the OP was very vague, I don't see anything wrong with my response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only roast I like

Is the spit roast kind

I have a spit roast video."

I bet it was awesome never had one video yet but definitely something I need to do

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