FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet pictures

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Affluent men often take photographs in effluent areas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know how it is ... sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Takes the piss

Seriously though, do they honestly think a woman or couple is going to look at that and say ‘yeah, that’s the kind of guy i want to fuck’?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off"

I think the lady doth protest too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the only place they can take a cock pic without their wife seeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got a clue why but I have a suspect idear

It’s because they married and only place they can take a picture with the wife finding out or putting identifiable things like pictures frames bed covers and stuff in the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the only place they can take a cock pic without their wife seeing."

Snap ha ha I just pritty much written the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes the piss

Seriously though, do they honestly think a woman or couple is going to look at that and say ‘yeah, that’s the kind of guy i want to fuck’?!"

Actually pictures of fab lollies are a massive turn off for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not got a clue why but I have a suspect idear

It’s because they married and only place they can take a picture with the wife finding out or putting identifiable things like pictures frames bed covers and stuff in the picture "

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off"

Never understood it.

There are a million places a guy could take a cock shot without being disturbed. But the loo?

Surely in most houses there's a frigging bath or shower in the bathroom? Use that.

Or your bed.

Or in the kitchen sat on the washing machine on a spin cycle.

Or in the middle of nowhere out in the woods.

Or even your car.

Why oh why over the loo?

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off"

I’d hazard a guess that anyone (of any gender) who is only able to take pictures of their private’s while in the bathroom, is doing it because they have a partner in the house who would be liable to question what they need those pictures for if they were caught taking them somewhere without a lockable door…

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By *eekin NSAMan
over a year ago

Ireland /Kilkenny areas

Yes totally ?? correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not got a clue why but I have a suspect idear

It’s because they married and only place they can take a picture with the wife finding out or putting identifiable things like pictures frames bed covers and stuff in the picture

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off

Never understood it.

There are a million places a guy could take a cock shot without being disturbed. But the loo?

Surely in most houses there's a frigging bath or shower in the bathroom? Use that.

Or your bed.

Or in the kitchen sat on the washing machine on a spin cycle.

Or in the middle of nowhere out in the woods.

Or even your car.

Why oh why over the loo?

It’s a man thing. You are having a bowel movement. You are reading a June 1981 copy of €scort and at the readers wives section you feel compelled to crack one off. We have all done it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the only place they can take a cock pic without their wife seeing."

That.

Basically.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The bowl overtly serves as an expedient frame in essence, efficaciously reinforcing the artistic impact of the erect phallus which subsequently ‘jumps out’ with augmented flare, at the keen viewer.

…..alternatively, I may just be talking pretentious cobblers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off"

There's nothing more sexy and cause for erection than a mighty dump!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I mean, they're sat there with their cock out, they're probably reading something on their phone...

Cock, phone, not that big of a leap.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know"

Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know

Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first

I can top that.

Tomorrow morning.

After my coffee.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know

Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first

There's probably a niche for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know

Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first

I can top that.

Tomorrow morning.

After my coffee.

We can remame you 'blue eyed Nessie'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know

Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first

They actually take photos at an angle that you can see into the bowl????? For once, im speechless

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know

Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first

They actually take photos at an angle that you can see into the bowl????? For once, im speechless"

Extra artistry it is; The dirty toilet clearly symbolic of the eternal plight of the subconscious vying to be heard…..or something….maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do guys actually do this still?? I don't look at many male profiles, so genuinely don't know

Yep.. Some don't even flush the piss first

I can top that.

Tomorrow morning.

After my coffee.

We can remame you 'blue eyed Nessie'

Nessie lol.

If only I had some googly eyes too.

But for what, for where?

Surprises to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the only place they can take a cock pic without their wife seeing."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bowl overtly serves as an expedient frame in essence, efficaciously reinforcing the artistic impact of the erect phallus which subsequently ‘jumps out’ with augmented flare, at the keen viewer.

…..alternatively, I may just be talking pretentious cobblers

Lol I think I like you

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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago

Ryde, Isle of Wight

At least they're not holding fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least they're not holding fish

Now, ive heard women complaining about this alot. Mainly on vanilla dating sites. How many guys post photos of them holding fish.

Is it really that bad?!!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Theres plenty of pics of the ladies doing the exact same thing so its not just the men that are doing the toilet pic.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"At least they're not holding fish

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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago

Ryde, Isle of Wight

"At least they're not holding fish

Now, ive heard women complaining about this alot. Mainly on vanilla dating sites. How many guys post photos of them holding fish.

Is it really that bad?!!"

It's endemic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the only place they can take a cock pic without their wife seeing."

Speaking from experience??

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

If it helps as a man I don't understand it either, cmon guys ditch the toilet pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it helps as a man I don't understand it either, cmon guys ditch the toilet pics

I understand women taking toilet pics but why do you need to tell men to stop taking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it helps as a man I don't understand it either, cmon guys ditch the toilet pics

I understand women taking toilet pics but why do you need to tell men to stop taking them"

It's not like we take them anyway, do we?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"If it helps as a man I don't understand it either, cmon guys ditch the toilet pics

I understand women taking toilet pics but why do you need to tell men to stop taking them"
well yes loads of guys take pics of their appendage over the toilet.... It's common..... You have a wank in the loo at work or wherever you are...... Wank n go

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Guessing because most guys take dic pics at work ?

Can’t really whip it out on the shop floor.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off"

What was at number 4? I’m strangely interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres plenty of pics of the ladies doing the exact same thing so its not just the men that are doing the toilet pic. "

Pics of flaps dangling over the bowl?

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

There’s good lighting in the bathroom and the water in the bowl gives a complimentary reflection of my dangly bits.

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

...and who said men can't multitask?!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

It's akin to people taking pictures on their carpet, where you can see the stains and fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's nice that they make it so easy to rule them out lol.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

You can tell a lot about a chap from his toilet - how he hangs his toilet roll for example. Would you really meet somebody who hangs their toilet roll on the inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just lazy. Mind you, lots of photos on here are lazy. It's not hard to take a decent photo:

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"You can tell a lot about a chap from his toilet - how he hangs his toilet roll for example. Would you really meet somebody who hangs their toilet roll on the inside?"

This is valid point. I am going to embrace the toilet pan from now on

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Agree it’s awful

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

I always wonder about the thought process Going for dump “oh my cock looks good at this angle, the trousers around my ankles really shows it off nicely”

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Funny really.. as long as they’ve flushed n bleached what’s the harm lol

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By *lim_funMan
over a year ago

Hebden bridge

"Funny really.. as long as they’ve flushed n bleached what’s the harm lol

The year is 2077 turd pfps have been normalised as a way of verifying health and gauging size

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

I agree, pics taken with the toilet in the background lose appeal

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Theres plenty of pics of the ladies doing the exact same thing so its not just the men that are doing the toilet pic. "

In 14 years on here I don't think I've ever seen a close up crotch shot of a woman sat on the lav........

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I just jump straight to it and send a pic of my toilet with no cock in shit so the woman can see she’s meeting a guys that leaves the loo seat down … tell me that doesn’t give any lady ‘flutters’ !!! Inbox is open ….

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I just jump straight to it and send a pic of my toilet with no cock in shit so the woman can see she’s meeting a guys that leaves the loo seat down … tell me that doesn’t give any lady ‘flutters’ !!! Inbox is open ….

Ffs - in shot… in shot awwww fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the same as some on here,the guys must be married because why else would they take a cock pic over the toilet

Total turn off

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ffs - in shot… in shot awwww fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuck!!

Autocorrect knows everything......

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Ffs - in shot… in shot awwww fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuck!!

Autocorrect knows everything......

Siri is a grass

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"It's the only place they can take a cock pic without their wife seeing.

Snap ha ha I just pritty much written the same thing

This , also when all the pics are taken in the garage or the gym locker room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off"

Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?

Completely no point

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Got one yesterday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing whrong with a bog pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get some high quality dick pics in the porcelain palace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a multitasker or a time and motion man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs - in shot… in shot awwww fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuuuuuck!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off

Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?

Completely no point"

Its because the masks are less scary than my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus i have no toilet pictures and still get no messages so not a problem if they do.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like it when a single guy takes pics in the bathroom and have forgotten to remove their partner's stuff from view, the his and hers toiletries and toothbrushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Updated my bog catalogue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off

Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?

Completely no point

Its because the masks are less scary than my face "

Haha, I'd have trading standards on to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off

Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?

Completely no point

Its because the masks are less scary than my face

Haha, I'd have trading standards on to you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy sent us a toilet pic and there was a skid mark on the pan..... Oh dear...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents why do some of you take pictures of your erect member whilst sat on the toilet!?

It is really off putting. I just saw a nice profile, decided to scroll through the public photos and there, at number 5 was the sat on a toilet photo.

Instant turn off

Ladies, why do you take pictures with masks on?

Completely no point

Its because the masks are less scary than my face

Haha, I'd have trading standards on to you

It's a fair point tho, women do it too.

It's not exactly a sexy environment.

I do like the masks, adds a little mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One guy sent us a toilet pic and there was a skid mark on the pan..... Oh dear... "

Proves he's single then. Otherwise his wife would've cleaned it.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"One guy sent us a toilet pic and there was a skid mark on the pan..... Oh dear...

Proves he's single then. Otherwise his wife would've cleaned it.

Or its a crack in the porcelain where last nights vindaloo made good its escape…

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Theres plenty of pics of the ladies doing the exact same thing so its not just the men that are doing the toilet pic.

In 14 years on here I don't think I've ever seen a close up crotch shot of a woman sat on the lav........

A"
oh I have

There was one the other week where she was taking a pee

another one another lady had legs wide open one hand on her lower tummy and the photo was of her sat on the toilet.

plenty of others with bathroom shots

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