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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been? " Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred. But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom! | |||
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"Jennie, oh, Jennie, my favourite promiscuous penny, why oh why can I not find a decent pair of Chelsea Boots, in ye olde London Towne? "Brexit Forced all the Elves to leave the country and return to Fairyland. No locally grown skilled shoemakers left! | |||
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"Jennie, oh, Jennie, my favourite promiscuous penny, why oh why can I not find a decent pair of Chelsea Boots, in ye olde London Towne?
Brexit
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"Jennie, oh, Jennie, my favourite promiscuous penny, why oh why can I not find a decent pair of Chelsea Boots, in ye olde London Towne?
Brexit
Forced all the Elves to leave the country and return to Fairyland. No locally grown skilled shoemakers left!
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Cöbblers! "I see what ya did there | |||
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"Welcome back And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed "In precisely 47 hours ... | |||
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"I am also keen to get in on this if its ok xx" Welcome one, welcome all. Jennie's omniscience is freely available. | |||
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"Jennie, I have unfinished artwork on my body which requires you and a pack of felt pens to complete it. Welcome back you lovely lady NBVN x" Breathing on the felt tips to warm them up | |||
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"Welcome back And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ..."Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx | |||
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"Jennie, I have unfinished artwork on my body which requires you and a pack of felt pens to complete it. Welcome back you lovely lady NBVN x" i shall happily design away | |||
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"Jennie, I have unfinished artwork on my body which requires you and a pack of felt pens to complete it. Welcome back you lovely lady NBVN x i shall happily design away" Fantastic 
NBVN x | |||
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"Welcome back And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ...
Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx
It's been shite.
Buyers so now.
"Awww hugs hopefully a little return here brings a smile to your face lovely x | |||
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"Welcome back And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ...
Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx "It's been shite. But less so now | |||
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"Welcome back And ok Jennie when are you smashing my back doors in yes I not changed
In precisely 47 hours ...
Awesome look forward to it hope all has been well with you xxx
It's been shite.
But less so now"Hugs I am shour some off my videos on fab will bringing your day up | |||
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"Hello my lovelies. Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least. So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially." Oh Jennie you have been so missed!!! So, now you have returned I definitely need your help… I need a mid week movie suggestion | |||
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"Hello my lovelies. Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least. So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially. Oh Jennie you have been so missed!!! So, now you have returned I definitely need your help… I need a mid week movie suggestion " The Lost King has just been released on Amazon. | |||
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"Dear Jennie In the 90’s I was told by a guy on mtv that I would live forever. He had long hair and fitted the description I’d been given in my religious education classes of the lords son. My question is… do you think I’ll ever get the head off of my spaceman Lego back that I lost when I pushed it up my arse?" I fear it is lost forever. I can help you look for ot though? | |||
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"Dear Jennie In the 90’s I was told by a guy on mtv that I would live forever. He had long hair and fitted the description I’d been given in my religious education classes of the lords son. My question is… do you think I’ll ever get the head off of my spaceman Lego back that I lost when I pushed it up my arse? I fear it is lost forever. I can help you look for ot though?" A disturbing truth. You’re very kind. | |||
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"Dear Jennie In the 90’s I was told by a guy on mtv that I would live forever. He had long hair and fitted the description I’d been given in my religious education classes of the lords son. My question is… do you think I’ll ever get the head off of my spaceman Lego back that I lost when I pushed it up my arse? I fear it is lost forever. I can help you look for ot though? A disturbing truth. You’re very kind." De Nada | |||
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"Why does cheese smell like cheese? " Because they use Wotsits in the manufacturing process. So cheese smells cheesy as a side effect of the Wotsits. | |||
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"Does anyone know? Babe, we all know." We do!  | |||
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"Dear jennie Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?" Even if it leads nowhere, yeah | |||
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"Does anyone know? Babe, we all know." Can you fill me in then, as I seem to be the last to know….  | |||
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"Does anyone know? Babe, we all know. Can you fill me in then, as I seem to be the last to know…. "Its just .... you know ... | |||
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"Do ghosts/aliens exist and will we reunite with loved ones when we die?" No/yes. And no. | |||
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"Do ghosts/aliens exist and will we reunite with loved ones when we die? No/yes. And no."  | |||
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"hey Jenny, what numbers are going to be picked out on the lotto tomorrow? " Well, there will be 6 and they will be between 1 and 50. Plus a bonus one | |||
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"How much wood could a wood Chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? " About as much as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. | |||
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"Jennie, what are the chances on here of me... • Falling in love • Becoming infatuated • Being enamoured with • All of the above • None of the above ...with a chic and urbane woman?" . 43% . 87% . see above . 7.4% | |||
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"Clarification ... when I say anything, that excludes quantum physics. I am all out of quantums " Bollocks, was going to ask for your views on string theory 
What about Finish Quantum dishwasher tablets? Any good? | |||
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"Clarification ... when I say anything, that excludes quantum physics. I am all out of quantums Bollocks, was going to ask for your views on string theory
What about Finish Quantum dishwasher tablets? Any good?"Fairy's better. Their adverts are shite though. | |||
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"Does anyone know? Babe, we all know. We do! "Who do ? The babe with the power !  | |||
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" African or European? | |||
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"Does anyone know? Babe, we all know. We do!
Who do ?
The babe with the power ! "What power? The power of oo doo | |||
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"Does anyone know? Babe, we all know. We do!
Who do ?
The babe with the power !
What power?
The power of oo doo"What kind of magic spell to use? | |||
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"Does anyone know? Babe, we all know. We do!
Who do ?
The babe with the power !
What power?
The power of oo doo
What kind of magic spell to use?"Sex magic Jennifer the omniscient knows all! | |||
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been? Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred. But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom!" Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart) | |||
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been? Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred. But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom! Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart) " Heart? What heart? | |||
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been? Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred. But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom! Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart) Heart? What heart?" Haha, this one you souless fiend  | |||
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x" Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can 
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply | |||
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"Jenny Jenny, where have you been? Honest answer, languishing in a quagmire of dark thoughts and self hatred. But for the purposes of this thread .... Where haven't I been? Boom! Welcome back lovely. I hope your heart is a little lighter now (heart) Heart? What heart? Haha, this one you souless fiend "Oh that one. Yes if is quite light | |||
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply"When would you like me  | |||
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply
When would you like me "Err I'll check the diary. | |||
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply
When would you like me
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I'll check the diary."Stop playing hard to get | |||
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"Jennie! I would like to know please, am I gonna be single forever, but, more importantly.... am I going to be able to order the camambert that I need over the festive period? That really is the burning question x Firstly. If I can't have you, no-one can
Secondly yes, but the redcurrant preserve will be in short supply
When would you like me
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I'll check the diary.
Stop playing hard to get "Oh ok. Porch light is on. Key under the mat ... let yerself in | |||
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"Jennie here's my question if the earth is round and we have gravity how come water stays in the oceans? "Cos the earth is actually very sticky | |||
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"Jennie here's my question if the earth is round and we have gravity how come water stays in the oceans?
Cos the earth is actually very sticky"really.... OK..... Thanks | |||
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"Hello my lovelies. Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least. So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially." you are absolutely stunning x | |||
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"Is it ever wise to do an end - run around your boss or even your bosses boss ? " Depends whether you think you can get away with it | |||
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"Hello my lovelies. Yes I have been away. No I am not dead.The good news is that Jennie the all knowing is back. For now at least. So ... the Oracle is now open. Officially. you are absolutely stunning x" This is of course true | |||
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