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"I've just read this on another thread as a description of some people in clubs....wtf do they do?" Follow you around  | |||
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"I've just read this on another thread as a description of some people in clubs....wtf do they do?" Walk around like a mindless herd, not saying a word shuffling around dick in hand and start wanking at the first sight of a boobie, usually over someone's leg on the floor. | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank." Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. | |||
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"They follow ladies and couples around in clubs, never attempting to chat but often attempting to grope whilst wanking themselves off continually. Think that about covers it. " Omg that sounds off putting af | |||
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"They follow ladies and couples around in clubs, never attempting to chat but often attempting to grope whilst wanking themselves off continually. Think that about covers it. Omg that sounds off putting af " It is. | |||
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"They follow ladies and couples around in clubs, never attempting to chat but often attempting to grope whilst wanking themselves off continually. Think that about covers it. Omg that sounds off putting af " Instead of muttering "brains" It's "boobs" Zero social skills and etiquette, don't know the meaning of personal space. | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story." Lolz!  | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story." I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! | |||
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"They stand millimeters from your head while you're in a swing and the Mr has a face full of pussy "And asks Mr if he can touch Mrs. To which Mr replies (with his mouth full) "you'll have to ask her". True story | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story." It was one time. Let it go. | |||
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"I've just read this on another thread as a description of some people in clubs....wtf do they do?" It’s in the name op. They hang around toilets for urophilia and some open closed doors without knocking first | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. It was one time. Let it go." I wish you’d took your own advice  | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!!" His stare will live with me for an eternity. | |||
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"If anyone has visited Eureka on a club night, familiar with "wankers alley" Stick to the middle of the corridor less you wanted to be covered in uninvited spaff!" Indiana Jones never had to put up with this! | |||
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"Guys who sculk around the play rooms looking to jump in on play to the unexpected " Not in well run club's they be out the door before they got the jump in.. | |||
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"Try and cum on your tits to the walking dead theme tune." Ffs, this sounds brilliant! | |||
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"They stand millimeters from your head while you're in a swing and the Mr has a face full of pussy
And asks Mr if he can touch Mrs. To which Mr replies (with his mouth full) "you'll have to ask her". True story" soooo annoyed that I didn't have the balls to speak up | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!!" Us blokes cant multitask, everyone knows that. | |||
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"If anyone has visited Eureka on a club night, familiar with "wankers alley" Stick to the middle of the corridor less you wanted to be covered in uninvited spaff!" So, its like a kinky car wash? But instead of soapy water, you are covered in population porridge?? | |||
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"Guys who sculk around the play rooms looking to jump in on play to the unexpected Not in well run club's they be out the door before they got the jump in.." That’s true but that’s whare the it comes from though | |||
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"I’ve got to get to a club. Sounds like a right laugh.  "Not a laughing matter. Some people are tryna fuck  | |||
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"If anyone has visited Eureka on a club night, familiar with "wankers alley" Stick to the middle of the corridor less you wanted to be covered in uninvited spaff!" AbFabs / Kestrals also has a “wankers alley”… | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!!" Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story" honestly you couldn't make this stuff up!!! | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story" Adding home made dip? | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story" How rude, I would never eat while wanking your vicinity. Some people | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank." They are one of the reasons we like The Attic - anyone caught following gets thrown out immediately. It seems more common in clubs with compulsory dress down areas too. | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story" What flavour? | |||
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"I've just read this on another thread as a description of some people in clubs....wtf do they do? Walk around like a mindless herd, not saying a word shuffling around dick in hand and start wanking at the first sight of a boobie, usually over someone's leg on the floor." No, I think those folks are New Romantics? | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank." It’s just a way of showing affection? I was chatting to a chap in a club who was married and confirmed so. I asked why was he in the club if married and his reply was a sexless relationship and attraction had faded with years. He then added that to get an erection at home he often walked around the house wearing nothing but a large well worn bath towel with a bottle of very expensive in hand spending a lot of time in the narrow hall way with the sound of “don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me” playing in the background. | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. It’s just a way of showing affection? I was chatting to a chap in a club who was married and confirmed so. I asked why was he in the club if married and his reply was a sexless relationship and attraction had faded with years. He then added that to get an erection at home he often walked around the house wearing nothing but a large well worn bath towel with a bottle of very expensive in hand spending a lot of time in the narrow hall way with the sound of “don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me” playing in the background. "* water in hand..............ffs | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank." F FF and MF just run around naked at the local then | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story What flavour? " Cheese and onion. It was proper putting my guy off his stroke. | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story How rude, I would never eat while wanking your vicinity. Some people "You know I can't walk by this one, don't you! You can eat and wank to your heart's content - just lay off the crisps!  | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story How rude, I would never eat while wanking your vicinity. Some people
You know I can't walk by this one, don't you! You can eat and wank to your heart's content - just lay off the crisps! "Prawn cocktail? | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story How rude, I would never eat while wanking your vicinity. Some people
You know I can't walk by this one, don't you! You can eat and wank to your heart's content - just lay off the crisps! "You're too kind, if I were to eat anything, the crisps would be the last thing on my mind  | |||
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"Eating crisps while wanking is a risky business, I mean, those sharp edges "You gave me mouth wretches and voms. Thank you. Blech, greasy, flakey cheese and onion wanks. Ick. | |||
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"Eating crisps while wanking is a risky business, I mean, those sharp edges
You gave me mouth wretches and voms.
Thank you.
Blech, greasy, flakey cheese and onion wanks. Ick.
"Would you prefer a ready salted or prawn cocktail wank? | |||
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"Eating crisps while wanking is a risky business, I mean, those sharp edges
You gave me mouth wretches and voms.
Thank you.
Blech, greasy, flakey cheese and onion wanks. Ick.
Would you prefer a ready salted or prawn cocktail wank?"I think olives, give it a bit of class. Maybe in a nice martini. Yes I watched Bond earlier. Oh I might pop the tux on | |||
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"I was watching a porn film the other day which featured a gang bang with professional male performers. I noticed that the male performers were wanking whilst the action was going on until they they had to perform. It occurred to me that couples and single women looking for a sole male may have a different mindset for those couples and women who want group action. People looking for a sole person take their time and let the excitement build for all parties, and this gives time for the chosen male to ...get ready. Whereas where there is to be a group situation the men have to be ready for action when they get the nod. There is no time for hand cranking or the opportunity is gone. So possibly the WDs are keeping themselves ready. Or may be they like wanking. "Actually that’s a very good point. Be prepared.........good motto! | |||
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"I was watching a porn film the other day which featured a gang bang with professional male performers. I noticed that the male performers were wanking whilst the action was going on until they they had to perform. It occurred to me that couples and single women looking for a sole male may have a different mindset for those couples and women who want group action. People looking for a sole person take their time and let the excitement build for all parties, and this gives time for the chosen male to ...get ready. Whereas where there is to be a group situation the men have to be ready for action when they get the nod. There is no time for hand cranking or the opportunity is gone. So possibly the WDs are keeping themselves ready. Or may be they like wanking.
Actually that’s a very good point. Be prepared.........good motto!
"True, if only they did not harass those not interested, they could be seen as scouts | |||
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"They often wear a towel, follow people around and furiously wank. Or start a conversation with you outside the toilet whilst wanking with full eye contact. True story. I wish they'd either chat or wank, the half hearted attempt at both simultaneously is nothing short of arse clenchingly cringey!! Could be worse... They could also be munching on crisps at the same time. Another true story What flavour? Cheese and onion. It was proper putting my guy off his stroke." perhaps a salt and vinegar stroke would be better?  | |||
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"I was watching a porn film the other day which featured a gang bang with professional male performers. I noticed that the male performers were wanking whilst the action was going on until they they had to perform. It occurred to me that couples and single women looking for a sole male may have a different mindset for those couples and women who want group action. People looking for a sole person take their time and let the excitement build for all parties, and this gives time for the chosen male to ...get ready. Whereas where there is to be a group situation the men have to be ready for action when they get the nod. There is no time for hand cranking or the opportunity is gone. So possibly the WDs are keeping themselves ready. Or may be they like wanking. "Very good point! Bless their little optimistic souls | |||
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"I've just read this on another thread as a description of some people in clubs....wtf do they do?" stand in corner and watch and wank lol | |||
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