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Vodka Christmas Cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This year I've had loads of requests for my vodka Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine last night ).

1 cup sugar

Half pound butter

1tsp baking powder

1 cup water

1tsp salt

1cup brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1....bottle vodka, large

2 cups dried fruit

4 cups self raising flour

Sample a cup of vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again

At this point, it's best to make sure the vodka is still Ok

Try another cup just in case

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver

Sample the vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table

Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the feckin window. Finish of the vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds delish!

Ours is already made and getting a generous weekly drizzling of Brandy in the run up to Christmas.

Top tip for next year if you can’t be arsed to type it again.

Copy and paste this years thread. Or just bump it again!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can I substitute Jack Daniels for the Vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I substitute Jack Daniels for the Vodka?"
Definitely

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Can I substitute Jack Daniels for the Vodka?Definitely "

Better get shopping then

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My recipe

1 .buy Christmas cake

2.Tip half bottle of vodka over it

3. drink rest of vodka

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

This sounds delicious Ali

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My recipe

1 .buy Christmas cake

2.Tip half bottle of vodka over it

3. drink rest of vodka "

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank you for this wondrous recipe. If it's okay, without sullying your perfect mix, I may substitute the vodka for Gin.

Ånd...I may ask Diamond Cougar to bake it for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you for this wondrous recipe. If it's okay, without sullying your perfect mix, I may substitute the vodka for Gin.

Ånd...I may ask Diamond Cougar to bake it for me. "
Go for it

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I once made one with an entire bottle of Courvoisier gradually added (it was the first thing I came to in dad's stash). When he found out he went scatty - until he tasted the cake!

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