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Wife is on a date tonight

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford

My wife is going out with a guy she met last week at a concert.

So poor me has to stay at home with the bin lids.

What shall I do? Give me some comical but fun ideas please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hire a babysitter.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Go to Blockbusters and get whatever movie you like. That'll show her

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"Go to Blockbusters and get whatever movie you like. That'll show her "

Fire up the ol' delorean to go to blockbusters, get whatever movie you like (but probably BTTF 1,2 & 3). That'll show her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch I'm a celeb and then come on here moaning about how they aren't celebs and it's a pile of shit

Oh how we'll laugh

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Go to Blockbusters and get whatever movie you like. That'll show her

Fire up the ol' delorean to go to blockbusters, get whatever movie you like (but probably BTTF 1,2 & 3). That'll show her!"

Sounds like an epic night. Don't forget the popcorn. I'll bring the beers

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove


"at home with the bin lids"

Also because this confused me for two minutes... Give them a good clean? They always get grubby so fast.

I vote for turning the bathroom into a foam kingdom (have you seen that gif).

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Go to Blockbusters and get whatever movie you like. That'll show her "

I used to love going to Blockbusters as a kid.

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Go to Blockbusters and get whatever movie you like. That'll show her

Fire up the ol' delorean to go to blockbusters, get whatever movie you like (but probably BTTF 1,2 & 3). That'll show her!"

She hates BTF, so she wouldn't give two shits. If I had a Delorean though I would be off to the future!

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Watch I'm a celeb and then come on here moaning about how they aren't celebs and it's a pile of shit

Oh how we'll laugh "

I can't watch that shit, it rots your brain

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Go to Blockbusters and get whatever movie you like. That'll show her

Fire up the ol' delorean to go to blockbusters, get whatever movie you like (but probably BTTF 1,2 & 3). That'll show her!

Sounds like an epic night. Don't forget the popcorn. I'll bring the beers "

Party at mine! Sounds great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blast the music and put that lighter in the air swaying until she returns full of his blast.

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"at home with the bin lids

Also because this confused me for two minutes... Give them a good clean? They always get grubby so fast.

I vote for turning the bathroom into a foam kingdom (have you seen that gif)."

I let the rain clean the bin lids. The kids will be in bed by 7pm.

I will google the foam kingdom gif asap!

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Blast the music and put that lighter in the air swaying until she returns full of his blast."

This party is getting hot! Bring your wine glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watch I'm a celeb and then come on here moaning about how they aren't celebs and it's a pile of shit

Oh how we'll laugh

I can't watch that shit, it rots your brain"

That's the spirit

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford

By the way, I love my kids. Bin lids is cockney rhyming slang for kids, just to inform the silly people who sent me shitty PMs about it.

I am neither cockney or slang btw.

I also call them ankle biters....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve never been slated for calling your kids that

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Get the oil out and wank over the pics and videos you’ll be receiving throughout the night

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Change the locks as a practical joke

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Paint the front door a different colour to confuse her when she gets home.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *loscouplegl3Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"My wife is going out with a guy she met last week at a concert.

So poor me has to stay at home with the bin lids.

What shall I do? Give me some comical but fun ideas please. "

Hope all of you enjoy the evening

Just try not to wank yourself silly from the updates

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"You’ve never been slated for calling your kids that "

I got a private message from someone, it was really shitty. Then they blocked me.

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Get the oil out and wank over the pics and videos you’ll be receiving throughout the night "

Well that's a given!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’ve never been slated for calling your kids that

I got a private message from someone, it was really shitty. Then they blocked me."

How strange some people are

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By *lues eyesMan
over a year ago

tiverton

Just think of the fun you’ll have licking her knickers x

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Just think of the fun you’ll have licking her knickers x"

Maybe not her knickers, but i will enjoy all the details and giving her a few orgasms when she gets home.

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford

Tonights fun was ruined by kids that won't sleep. Will have to have a party at ours another time.

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

Get creative and do do some hot hot pics for your profile …..

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"Get creative and do do some hot hot pics for your profile ….. "

Ooh good idea! I need some fresh content. Can you hold the camera?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Tonights fun was ruined by kids that won't sleep. Will have to have a party at ours another time. "

Booo hiss.....

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