FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you here?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aka why are you a kinky son of a gun who has to be discreet from society as to this 'interest'...

Get as deep as you like. Get deeper! That's the spot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums? For the riveting conversations and mature debates.

The site in general? To send dick pics.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Why am I here?

A woman in a coffee shop said to me last week

"Ask me any question you like?"

I replied

"Why are we here?"

She says

"Love"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

*said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forums? For the riveting conversations and mature debates.

The site in general? To send dick pics. "

Oh and the anal extravaganza threads.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Why are we here?

Well we’ve all gotta be somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I here?

A woman in a coffee shop said to me last week

"Ask me any question you like?"

I replied

"Why are we here?"

She says

"Love"

Did you say “no, coffee”.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm here though not as much as I used to be these days.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Why are any of us here?

What's the meaning of life?

Is there life on Mars?

Is there life in Peckham?

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Pretty sure I'm mostly here for the interesting forum topics. Much more fun than the general dross I wade through on the internet.

If I make some friends then that's just a bonus.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Why am I here?

A woman in a coffee shop said to me last week

"Ask me any question you like?"

I replied

"Why are we here?"

She says

"Love"

Did you say “no, coffee”."

I was stunned into silence by the profundity of her response.

I have to say she eventually served us the best cup of coffee we've had in a very long time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Urgh to clarify you crazy people!

Why are you on fab? Why do you swing? Why are you kinky devils? All the above.

This is why I couldn't be a school teacher

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

to look at tits and think i would like to play with them. but i am a single male so chances of that happening are less than none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not everyone on here is doing so like an MI6 operative.

I'm private about my sex life as a general rule both on and off fab.

This isn't a clandestine op

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll be here until I get my FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFM ...

Then I'll retire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im only here to spread joy and laughter to people in the face of a hard and destructive world while i wait to see if im due 1 last miracle altho its only a slim chance i get that miracle but it wouldnt be a miracle if it wasnt

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Cake. Everyone's here for cake!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

On the forums? I can talk mask off consequence free. I don't need anyone here to like me.

On this site? Meet people for hopefully kinky sex and ideally find a Domme I click with. Happy to enjoy being fucked by couples in the process.

Discretion? No, I don't care who knows I'm on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My reason isn't very deep or complicated. I don't want a relationship, but I do still want to have sex when it suits me, commitment-free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pocked my G spot! Job well done.

G for Glee.

We are here for the glee of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be here until I get my FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFM ...

Then I'll retire

It gets all blurry after 6 Fs. How many is that ?

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Aka why are you a kinky son of a gun who has to be discreet from society as to this 'interest'...

Get as deep as you like. Get deeper! That's the spot!"

I leapt into the abyss but found it only went up to my knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aka why are you a kinky son of a gun who has to be discreet from society as to this 'interest'...

Get as deep as you like. Get deeper! That's the spot!

I leapt into the abyss but found it only went up to my knees."

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads off reasons

Here to for the fourms

Here to find friends to talk to

Here to find someone to date

Here find friends with extra benefits

Here just to show off pics

Here for just casual one off encounters

All just depending on how I am feeling

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why do you ask ?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Why are any of us here?

What's the meaning of life?

Is there life on Mars?

Is there life in Peckham?"

I can confirm that there is life in Peckham and I am contemplating it's meaning as I type. Along with whether it is too late for another cup of coffee

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Why are any of us here?

What's the meaning of life?

Is there life on Mars?

Is there life in Peckham?"

answers 1, Feck knows, 2 not as we know it, and 3 highly unlikely! lol

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Flirt. Chat. Show off photos and videos (feed the exhibitionist in me). Mess about on forums. Exploring sexuality.

And fucking strangers, obviously.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm here for the gin, perhaps even the wine, some hearty food, the laughter, the coffee, petit fours and the starry eye-gazing.

Putting it succinctly: I'm here for the occasional romantic date.

And now I just need to find an impressionable woman who will happily yield to my beguilement and relish in the aforementioned.

What's a guy gotta do?

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm here because I'm hoping to find people who want sex as much as I do, and that are willing to have at least some of it with me.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

What's a guy gotta do?"

Wearable sandwich board and a whistle on a street corner with that post printed on it. It's the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here looking for what I cannot find in everyday life. Not many pale, tattooed young gingers in Hackney. I'm awake a random times so the forums provide nocturnal entertainment. I also attend clubs, events and group socials so it's nice to keep my finger on the pulse and know what's going on.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I'm on here to annoy ye...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im only here to spread joy and laughter to people in the face of a hard and destructive world while i wait to see if im due 1 last miracle altho its only a slim chance i get that miracle but it wouldnt be a miracle if it wasnt "

Can I be your miracle…? \_(,”)_/

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By *efinitely worth it...Woman
over a year ago

East Riding of Yorkshire

'Here' as in fab to find the sexual experiences that elude me in day to day life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee..of Course...maybe tea.. whatever .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis and boobies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Penis and boobies."

To the tune of Rosie and Jim right?

Oh I read it as penis and boobs x

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

My boss just gave me a task that I really can’t be bothered with … so I thought I’d pop on the forums for some riveting entertainment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My boss just gave me a task that I really can’t be bothered with … so I thought I’d pop on the forums for some riveting entertainment

I'll give you some riveting entertainment

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm here to share Jelly Babies and entertain

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I'm here to share Jelly Babies and entertain

May I have a jelly baby please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideally it was to find a local fwb,now it's mainly for the forums

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m here looking for my father

Haha

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"I'm here to share Jelly Babies and entertain

Ohhhh noooooooooooo never SHARE your jelly babies!!!! lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm here to find a partner

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

To meet swingers.

Mainly for parties, holidays and clubs but the odd 121.

Jump in and out of forums, generally during breaks in work.

You can easily get sucked down the rabbit hole.

Too long in the forums can be saddening but make me realise what a great life I have, never realised how many folks have such angst, unhappiness, bitterness and a toxic view.

Takes all sorts as they say, tend to use other sites as an antidote.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

We’re here to find friends we can fuck.

Friends first, then fuck!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

For sex and the forums

I wouldn't say me being on here is a big secret though as some friends know and so do family, I feel no shame about being on here and nor should I as I'm just having fun

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"My reason isn't very deep or complicated. I don't want a relationship, but I do still want to have sex when it suits me, commitment-free."

Kinda sums it up for me, nut I am interested in expanding my sexual experiences and finding new pleasures.

Being able to discuss sex and sexual intimacy is also big for me. I dont have someone to do that with offline.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kicks ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum..."

Well, no - probably more like "kicking bubblegum and chewing ass..."

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Urgh to clarify you crazy people!

Why are you on fab? Why do you swing? Why are you kinky devils? All the above.

This is why I couldn't be a school teacher

Because its the easiest way to find others to add to our sex life.

Approaching random in the frozen food aisle at Asda wasn't working and you never know what you'll get in that middle aisle at Aldi.

Plus on here we can remain anonymous.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Because I have a label that says “please return to fab”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m here looking for my father

Haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if it’s weird or not but I’m here to make friends. I don’t think a lot my friends in the real world would get my naughtier interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be your miracle…? \_(,”)_/"
well that was easier than i thought

not the same miracle but not a bad one either

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm here just for the forums as I know longer meet

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Urgh to clarify you crazy people!

Why are you on fab? Why do you swing? Why are you kinky devils? All the above.

This is why I couldn't be a school teacher

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because I am and because I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a fine silken thread tied to my ankle and every now and then fab gives it a little tug and says 'hey, don't forget me'.

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By *lim and louiseCouple
over a year ago

dromore

Because we are lad and no body else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On placement from Sydney.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

For the vast number of life coaches we have on here and their sound advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Urgh to clarify you crazy people!

Why are you on fab? Why do you swing? Why are you kinky devils? All the above.

This is why I couldn't be a school teacher

Because its the easiest way to find others to add to our sex life.

Approaching random in the frozen food aisle at Asda wasn't working and you never know what you'll get in that middle aisle at Aldi.

Plus on here we can remain anonymous.

Ah rookie error! It's LIDL where the real fun ones 'shop' for 'goodies'

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

On the forums to chat shit and giggle and book party socials

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Social chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums & probs a sex addict

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By *ORBCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

On our single profiles we are here to explore and for new experiences.

This profile is the result of two people on similar journeys and on the same page sexually who decided to carshare.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm here to share Jelly Babies and entertain

May I have a jelly baby please?"

Of course

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

It's easier than Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forums & probs a sex addict

Boom now here this is it ladies and gents - he first man who put on his latex gloves and went deep into the shit I asked.

Sex addiction. Are you sex addicted? Am I? How do they make ham that looks like teddies faces?

This is deep ladies and gents. This is moist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's easier than Tinder"

Still can't get over how good your body is x

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Tits and arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here to have a good time and share the journey of my hedonistic lifestyle with others.

Meeting likeminded swingers for sex, friendships and good times.

It’s a place I can connect with women / couples of all different ages, from around the country that are looking to explore and share fantasies…

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Not sure anymore tbh.

Might be time to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure anymore tbh.

Might be time to go "
no iv barred the exit and made myself a bouncer

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Because other social media is boring, on here I can find like minded individuals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea anymore. I’m lost and not many appealing people that match my preferences on here it’s turning into a cringe fest

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

Testosterone !!! Some days I can t be bothered, some days I live in hope to meet people , but I won t hold my breathe... .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'll be here until I get my FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFM ...

Then I'll retire

It gets all blurry after 6 Fs. How many is that ?

A man can dream

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By *ateshugsMan
over a year ago

Isle of Man, (Crosby ish)

I thought being in here in an open relationship meant I could be open:

Instead it means I can blindly send messages to random women in hope they choose to talk to me!

Hahaha

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Norwich this week, usually Dundee and around

Right now, I'm here looking for anyone in Edinburgh who fancies meeting up for a drink and a chat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for the elusive 99 y/o fuck bud. If you’re out pm me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To look at boobies. Me and my missus have an arrangement. She can plow who she wants and I can look at any pictures of boobies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because i need a bit of rough s3x and im noy getting it home, i just want to have hand round your neck and fuck as hard as I can and spank as hard as i can... basically im missing kinky shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought being in here in an open relationship meant I could be open:

Instead it means I can blindly send messages to random women in hope they choose to talk to me!

Hahaha"

Haha good luck mate, even getting messages read are a win for me

Hahagaha

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By *ateshugsMan
over a year ago

Isle of Man, (Crosby ish)

"I thought being in here in an open relationship meant I could be open:

Instead it means I can blindly send messages to random women in hope they choose to talk to me!

Hahaha

Haha good luck mate, even getting messages read are a win for me

Hahagaha"

One day my fwb princess will ride in on a horse knock me over, stand on me to get off said horse, and be plowed by the guy with a ten inch slong in the message next to me.

I know how this works!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hear

To do studious research

In to tits

And sugar puffs

Not going well so far

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Mummy recommended it

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