FabSwingers.com forum: Can.We.Go.Now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My dear Invictus,

After a spanner slipping and cracking my knuckles not once, but 3 times today. Slipping on a snow covered patch of ice, landing on and bruising my hip, coming in here and having to read a post where someone has confused "there" with "their". Being on a late running train and facing a 5 mile uphill bike ride in said snow, I am now wondering where in the name of a timelords testicles is this bloody machine of yours?!

I really need get out of here, slip into something black and PVC like before victimizing some small barely sentient beings.

Don't anger a tall tranny in heels. Get your arse in gear, make the thing go up and down on the panel thingy and come get me.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Funky has it this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right that's it. I'm having a flounce!

Proper queen bitch strop

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I put glitter in it's bits hehehehehehehehehehehehhe

Don't tell Vic.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I put glitter in it's bits hehehehehehehehehehehehhe

Don't tell Vic.

I'll get you!!!

...and if your wondering what that smell is in your stateroom it's a kipper. See if you can find it before it goes off any more

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Right that's it. I'm having a flounce!

Proper queen bitch strop

Mind the... ! No! Not the...!

The Thraxian Ambassador got me that as well

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Jodie said strop.... You got the strap.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Jodie said strop.... You got the strap. "

And I thought this 'time companion' shit was a good idea! Fecking Doctor Who has a lot to answer for!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hundreds of bastard staterooms and one bloody bathroom. WTF?!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Hundreds of bastard staterooms and one bloody bathroom. WTF?!"

I told you!! I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE!

I can't go if you're outside!!!!

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