FabSwingers.com forum: New Fab Site

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Having been on here for a while and sharing the Fabmin with my wife. I have mainly dealt with couples and ladies. After having chatted with hilariously fake profiles recently we should really make a playground for them.

Introducing Fab Fantasists!

Once it is inevitably created what would the site rules be? Maybe you could help with it's conception by posting some rules for this fantasist only site.

How will you get a hold of those friends only pictures to masturbate yourself to sleep every night?

I feel that you should only be allowed to have stock internet photos as your profile picture. If it's a couple profile Mr must pretend its Mrs messaging at all times.

I'm sure there are many rules I'm forgetting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having been on here for a while and sharing the Fabmin with my wife. I have mainly dealt with couples and ladies. After having chatted with hilariously fake profiles recently we should really make a playground for them.

Introducing Fab Fantasists!

Once it is inevitably created what would the site rules be? Maybe you could help with it's conception by posting some rules for this fantasist only site.

How will you get a hold of those friends only pictures to masturbate yourself to sleep every night?

I feel that you should only be allowed to have stock internet photos as your profile picture. If it's a couple profile Mr must pretend its Mrs messaging at all times.

I'm sure there are many rules I'm forgetting..."

Don't for get it also works against single guys too - I do get messages from "bi couple but only male half playing" and it's quite clear it's not a couple!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New feature. One click fab to fab ALL the photos in someone’s profile.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You can only be verified and post pictures on the 1st and second day you made the profile.

You can only send friend invites before you have sent the first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No profile pic. 1 friend picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forced pop up windows for unread messages.

No time out between pressing them so you can continuously spam them with a pop up window with your message.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good idea means you can increase your fabs per hour after you have run out of messages.

If you have single male account your opening picture must be a tribute.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"You can only be verified and post pictures on the 1st and second day you made the profile.

You can only send friend invites before you have sent the first message."

Must have American or continental plug sockets in pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Undo option, if somebody removes you from their friend just you can opt to undo it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They cant be picture varied just in case there mrs should see the picture or find the piece of paper in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Payment to become a site supporter is in condoms and sex toys.

Membership tiers have programmatically enhanced photos turned on by default, using the latest in AI to increase length and girth, make boobs and bums plumper and rounder, calves more slender and clavicles more able to hold custard. The higher the tier, the more enhancements are removed until only those that donate a dozen sex token and a wand each week can actually see what people really look like when you meet them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto adds ‘Fill in later’ to the Profile text to save you time, gets you sending out those messages much quicker.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If your a couple and have arranged a social only Mr can turn up alone. If asked you must reply she has a headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An automatic 2 day ban for complaining about how many messages you receive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto deletion of your profile at the time of your arranged first meet

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

List of reasons you can cancel on people you you were never really going to meet an hour beforehand.

I had a leak in my ceiling (with added picture of a basin with teaspoon of water in it)

My viagra didn't arrive

My chickens escaped

I lost my dog

Need to work overtime early next morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to reply to all messages before you log off or do anything else

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

To be fair with avian flu rife, escaping chickens is definitely a valid excuse.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Randomised age changer to suit filters

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Feed the trolls.

Rub down your white horse after you've ridden him hard. Own your fanny blindness.

Practice your arse yodelling on the vacuous.

Be an enabler.

Validate like there's no tomorrow.

Create a box ticking profile using conflicting advice from blank profiles.

Borrow threads, pics and bios but never leave them back.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Cock pics need to be taken above an unflushed loo.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Cannot untick watersports as an interest

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Compulsory pic of someone hanging out the back of someone else on public photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple profile

But a option to tick wife’s always on holiday male hafe always free to meet

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Cock pics need to be taken above an unflushed loo.

HAHAHA that's the spirit If there is no spillage on the seat it's never going to get approved by admin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any transgression regarding site behaviour will result in an ability only to see the opposite of your match criteria for a period of 7 days, you won't be able to change this criteria, and when queried you will merely be reminded about the rules. At no point, will you ever see these rules.

Forum rights will be accrued though a promotion system. You start in Virus, if you have not been banned after 10 posts or given up and quit you will be promoted to your local regional forum section. After 10 days of nothing to read if you still haven't quit you get into Swingers Chat. If after 10 'Hairy or shaved?' threads your lower intestine hasn't risen up and ended it for you by strangling yourself you get to join the Lounge. Once in the lounge, you get 5 passes a month to use "Not all..." style get out of topic cards.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Cock pics need to be taken above an unflushed loo.

HAHAHA that's the spirit If there is no spillage on the seat it's never going to get approved by admin."

The spillage doesn't have to be urine, either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All threads with topics like "How old were you when.." or "what was number one when.." etc will be logged and graphed to show your potential age range. The actual age field will be replaced with generic relational date possibilities like "Older than Debbie McGee", or "Born before the internet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profiles must never actually adequately let you work out which is which, and have names like "B and H" or "Apples and Pears" with no reference to the sex of either half.

I don't know about you guys but I'm coding this as we speak...

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Status wording drop down choices along the lines of “Proffessionel, diescrite, looking 4 one reguler women, not fuck da hole site, try me I don’t bite unless u want me too”

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Who is near feature only works while using a smart vibrating butt plug. The closer they are the more it vibrates. Caution never use on a Sunday during Mass.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"New feature. One click fab to fab ALL the photos in someone’s profile.

How about one click fab to fab ALL the photos in ALL the single man only profiles! Which is in fact the same as fabbing all the profiles, as in fab fantasist site they're all just single men pretending to be couples or women.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Your membership tier is determined by your "this totally happened absolutely love" stories in the forum

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

What about Fab Timewasters? From complaints on Forum posts, they seem plentiful and probably have lots to chat about.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Status wording drop down choices along the lines of “Proffessionel, diescrite, looking 4 one reguler women, not fuck da hole site, try me I don’t bite unless u want me too”"

My favourite so far!

I'd also like to see site supporters get extra small cans of lynx and tiny remote controls delivered to their house every time they renew. Ideal for those boasting photos!

Gbat

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

As a fantasist your time is precious because you still have work, eat and meet your porn addiction needs. We at fab fantsists realise this. It's hard thinking of so many creepy sexual situations to randomly message unwitting strangers. So each week we will give you a list of creepy ice breakers to start your wankathons.

How much does a polar bear weight?

Do you live near a barn? I have this hanging fantasy I'd like to photograph.

I was a toddler masturbator (No I'm not going to stipulate exactly what that means)

Is she pregnant?

How big her feet?

Can I borrow her for the weekend?

All genuine messages sadly...

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Undo option, if somebody removes you from their friend just you can opt to undo it. "

My fav sofar It's just the right amount of creepy. They are always gonna have access to your cock and boobies

If you ever hide your Fab Fantsists profile your pictures will be uploaded to google images. Anyone searching for Nicolas Cage sex face will have to scroll through all of your pictures first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Variety is good in photos so be sure include 'selfies' of obviously different bodies, why not try changing race, physique and age regularly to keep things interesting and cover all bases?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Variety is good in photos so be sure include 'selfies' of obviously different bodies, why not try changing race, physique and age regularly to keep things interesting and cover all bases?"

Totally true don't be held back by height size or race it barely once your standing on the doorstep you have a 50% chance!

*Googles Nicolas Cage sex face*

Offt nice pictures, I didn't know you could do that with a 2ltr bottle of Irn Bru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Variety is good in photos so be sure include 'selfies' of obviously different bodies, why not try changing race, physique and age regularly to keep things interesting and cover all bases?

Totally true don't be held back by height size or race it barely once your standing on the doorstep you have a 50% chance!

*Googles Nicolas Cage sex face*

Offt nice pictures, I didn't know you could do that with a 2ltr bottle of Irn Bru."

Sssh I don't want anyone copying my party trick!

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