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By *y3942 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

maybe a silly question, but is there a standard way to measure girth? and is there any agreed on average girth size?

length is easy. ruler, and average is 5 point something inches. is girth just a tape measure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hosepipe

Tin foil tube

Clingfilm tube

Toilet roll tube

Kitchen roll tube

Baby's head

These are the standard measurementa for girth

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I believe you can get it measured by a trained expert at Marks & Spencer.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you can use one of those jewellery store ring sizes to measure it......

Don't.

A

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Can I get my mouth around it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Lynx can

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Lynx can"

Lynx can what ?

A

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Can I get my mouth around it "
would you be able to get your mouth around my cock? X

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

If it don’t fit in ya mouth it won’t fit in ya bum if ya that way out

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By *y3942 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

for accurate numbers, i'm willing to try if you are. will need multiple readings and tests though before we can get it peer reviewed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't fill a traffic cone, you're not girthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hosepipe

Tin foil tube

Clingfilm tube

Toilet roll tube

Kitchen roll tube

Baby's head

These are the standard measurementa for girth

"

Apparently it’s frowned on to hold a baby’s head next to your penis.

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By *y3942 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings

not very standard. sounds more like experimental ways to wank!

i wouldnt fit in tin foil or cling film i would think, but again would think kitchen/toilet rolls would be too big?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Yes has to be a tailors tape to measure it accurately at the middle of the penis as it can be tampered so middle point would be it's average. I quite like to try a tampered shape. But widest at base is fun too for deepness

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Standard practice is to use a properly certified micrometer. You need to submit a 32 page analysis to the National Physical Laboratory in Teddington who will then issue with an NFT certified image that you can proudly display on your profile.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Standard practice is to use a properly certified micrometer. You need to submit a 32 page analysis to the National Physical Laboratory in Teddington who will then issue with an NFT certified image that you can proudly display on your profile. "

Teddington you say?

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By *ylonattireTV/TS
over a year ago

Bury


"Hosepipe

Tin foil tube

Clingfilm tube

Toilet roll tube

Kitchen roll tube

Baby's head

These are the standard measurementa for girth

"

Never thought about it, mine wouldn't fit in any of them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....

Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...

Standard method for circumference .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

P.S. I said string for a reason.

Don't use wool or elastic ....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Clarke shoes reckon I'm a 7.5 wide

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West


"maybe a silly question, but is there a standard way to measure girth? and is there any agreed on average girth size?

length is easy. ruler, and average is 5 point something inches. is girth just a tape measure?"

Really?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....

Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...

Standard method for circumference ."

Ok grammar

(She’s Annie Wilkes)

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....

Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...

Standard method for circumference ."

Some tips on this method:

1. If you have marked the string, you can probably measure up to the mark without cutting it.

2. If you do want to cut it, do it after you've taken the string away from your todger.

3. Do not use this method while running.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....

Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...

Standard method for circumference .

Ok grammar

(She’s Annie Wilkes)

"

Not an ounce of cruelty in me .... not a drip or a drop

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A tape measure is fine O.P. but perhaps better accuracy and greater comfort can be had through this method .....

Piece of string.. mark where the ends meet when it's around your cock..... ( no cheating ) take of string and cut it... measure the string along a ruler or a tape measure.. or a can of lynx...

Standard method for circumference .

Some tips on this method:

1. If you have marked the string, you can probably measure up to the mark without cutting it.

2. If you do want to cut it, do it after you've taken the string away from your todger.

3. Do not use this method while running. "

I said 1 And 2. ........ why are you tipping my tips ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Forget that ........ I re read your string saving tips .......

No need for scissors either .....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"If you can't fill a traffic cone, you're not girthy."

Lego?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean...

Can we not use a piece of string?

Measure the diameter with calipers and apply some basic math?

Or better yet, lie!

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia


"I believe you can get it measured by a trained expert at Marks & Spencer. "

Great shout, I think the gadget at Clarks were the kids get the feet measured has a strap that measures the bridge of the foot…

I said it was for science and to help some people on my forum but the shop assistance insisted I put it away and leave the shop immediately.

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By *y3942 OP   Man
over a year ago

hastings


"maybe a silly question, but is there a standard way to measure girth? and is there any agreed on average girth size?

length is easy. ruler, and average is 5 point something inches. is girth just a tape measure?

Really? "

really what? average penis length? yeah, apparently 5.1-5.5" or so is average. of course i dont know the sample size and other factors to how accurate it is.

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