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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Open wide, I'll examine you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do, DON'T trump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a spoonful of ma sugar n let the medicine go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lot of it going round, hope your well soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open wide, I'll examine you.

Opens dressing gown! There you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whatever you do, DON'T trump!

Lmao I will try my best

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Open wide, I'll examine you.

Opens dressing gown! There you go

Definately something on your chest there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a lot of it going round, hope your well soon x"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open wide, I'll examine you.

Opens dressing gown! There you go

Definately something on your chest there

I'm not chesty ! Lower lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open wide, I'll examine you.

Opens dressing gown! There you go

A full body inspection is in order ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"have a spoonful of ma sugar n let the medicine go down

*gags*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

My littlest was really sick in the night..not nice

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Open wide, I'll examine you.

Opens dressing gown! There you go

Definately something on your chest there

I'm not chesty ! Lower lol

Definately something.... *stares*

What was the question?

Hope you feel better soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

My littlest was really sick in the night..not nice

Awwwwww bless horrid isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have a spoonful of ma sugar n let the medicine go down

*gags*"

if it tastes bad its good for u!...allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need a cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open wide, I'll examine you.

Opens dressing gown! There you go

Definately something on your chest there

I'm not chesty ! Lower lol

I beg to differ having seen your pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need a cuddle?"

I wouldn't if I was you I'm a little windy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need a cuddle?

I wouldn't if I was you I'm a little windy

it's ok i'll spoon you and point you at people i don't like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

Awww hun, it's a good job you didn't come home, it's been a sicky house here too, hope you're better soon, see you when you get better xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

Awww hun, it's a good job you didn't come home, it's been a sicky house here too, hope you're better soon, see you when you get better xx"

Thank you hunnie xx is it a 24 hour thing ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot of doctors on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

Awww hun, it's a good job you didn't come home, it's been a sicky house here too, hope you're better soon, see you when you get better xx

Thank you hunnie xx is it a 24 hour thing ? X "

Don't know hun, I haven't had the same thing, you know me and my sore throats and that nasty flu bug again, I'm so fed up with it now, I wanna cry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

Awww hun, it's a good job you didn't come home, it's been a sicky house here too, hope you're better soon, see you when you get better xx

Thank you hunnie xx is it a 24 hour thing ? X

Don't know hun, I haven't had the same thing, you know me and my sore throats and that nasty flu bug again, I'm so fed up with it now, I wanna cry

Its all those famous blow jobs your giving I bet

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Whatever you do, DON'T trump!

wine meets monitor moment!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need a cuddle?

I wouldn't if I was you I'm a little windy

it's ok i'll spoon you and point you at people i don't like"

Prefer a fork over a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel sick and stomach feels like its a whirlpool lol

Hope its not that virus that's going around

Awww hun, it's a good job you didn't come home, it's been a sicky house here too, hope you're better soon, see you when you get better xx

Thank you hunnie xx is it a 24 hour thing ? X

Don't know hun, I haven't had the same thing, you know me and my sore throats and that nasty flu bug again, I'm so fed up with it now, I wanna cry

Its all those famous blow jobs your giving I bet

My bj's are not famous....they're very good

but not famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need a cuddle?

I wouldn't if I was you I'm a little windy

it's ok i'll spoon you and point you at people i don't like

Prefer a fork over a spoon

need a forking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has had it all day, not nice

Feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need a cuddle?

I wouldn't if I was you I'm a little windy

it's ok i'll spoon you and point you at people i don't like

Prefer a fork over a spoon

need a forking?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hubby has had it all day, not nice

Feel better soon"

Thank you, hope your hubbys better soon too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need a cuddle?

I wouldn't if I was you I'm a little windy

it's ok i'll spoon you and point you at people i don't like

Prefer a fork over a spoon

need a forking?

that's not a no...........?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need a cuddle?

I wouldn't if I was you I'm a little windy

it's ok i'll spoon you and point you at people i don't like

Prefer a fork over a spoon

need a forking?

that's not a no...........?"

Maybe a maybe lol

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By *ornishBiLoverMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

mmmmm, leads you to the shower, slowly slips off your clothes along with mine, stepping into the shower you start to feel the warm water cascading down your naked body. Then slowly I begin to gently massage you all over with the shower gel, working it into a rich lather. My firm hands caressing your back in slow circular motions before slowly moving down to massage your hips. You feel my fingers gently glide over your inner thigh as I nibble your neck...

Did that help? or would you like some more sexual healing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just spent the last 2 hours of work with a hangover feeling, light headed & unsteady on my feet. Get in and start puking

Now can't sleep as room spins when I close my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am all snuffles this morning and need vick rubbing on my chest..... any offers out there would be gratefully accepted....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Did that help? or would you like some more sexual healing?

Do you consider the risk of being vomited on is worth it for the possibility of sex?

I'm not having a go, I'm genuinely curious about the workings of the masculine mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds good to me

Mmmmmm sounds good to me too

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By *ornishBiLoverMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Do you consider the risk of being vomited on is worth it for the possibility of sex?

I'm not having a go, I'm genuinely curious about the workings of the masculine mind."

Absolutely not. However I do consider the possibility of having a very sensual evening well worth it. Couple that with the fact that I may be helping a damsel in distress and being the perfect gentleman, it is more than worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it is Norovirus then it won't last very long, but its not very nice whilst you have it. Don't venture too far away from the loo. Hope it clears soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you consider the risk of being vomited on is worth it for the possibility of sex?

I'm not having a go, I'm genuinely curious about the workings of the masculine mind.

The OP has just said she's poorly. The last thing anyone wants when they are ill is to have sex, and especially if its norovirus, you'd have the risk of vomit and diarrhoea on you and you'd catch it yourself.

Is that all worth it for sex - don't answer that, I already know what you're gonna say

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By *ornishBiLoverMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

I'll answer anyway. I was in jest.

If a lady or anyone is feeling really rough then the last thing needed is sex.

I would in reality offer comfort, a helping hand in any way I could such as go up the shop, get medicines etc etc.

I really wouldnt suggest sex however I would be a kind considerate gentleman. Ok, now thats destroyed my image lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did that help? or would you like some more sexual healing?

Do you consider the risk of being vomited on is worth it for the possibility of sex?

I'm not having a go, I'm genuinely curious about the workings of the masculine mind."

It was just a bit of flirting pmsl

took my mind off things for a min or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got it too - hit me like a steam train, late yesterday afternoon!!

On the upside though, I might lose a couple of pounds and easily be able to slip into my Christmas dress for the works doo next week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll answer anyway. I was in jest.

If a lady or anyone is feeling really rough then the last thing needed is sex.

I would in reality offer comfort, a helping hand in any way I could such as go up the shop, get medicines etc etc.

I really wouldnt suggest sex however I would be a kind considerate gentleman. Ok, now thats destroyed my image lol.

Thank you for that it was very kind of you and being showered and towelled dry then pjs on and back into bed sounds purfect lol

Not that I'm offering lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it is Norovirus then it won't last very long, but its not very nice whilst you have it. Don't venture too far away from the loo. Hope it clears soon

Thank you x

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Hope you make a speedy recovery,within the next 24 hours,so that you still can have a nice week-end.....(peppermint-or camomille tea might help x)

susie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got it too - hit me like a steam train, late yesterday afternoon!!

On the upside though, I might lose a couple of pounds and easily be able to slip into my Christmas dress for the works doo next week!

Didn't think of that

get well soon x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you make a speedy recovery,within the next 24 hours,so that you still can have a nice week-end.....(peppermint-or camomille tea might help x)

susie"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll answer anyway. I was in jest.

If a lady or anyone is feeling really rough then the last thing needed is sex.

I would in reality offer comfort, a helping hand in any way I could such as go up the shop, get medicines etc etc.

I really wouldnt suggest sex however I would be a kind considerate gentleman. Ok, now thats destroyed my image lol.

Nooo its elevated your status I'd say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll answer anyway. I was in jest.

If a lady or anyone is feeling really rough then the last thing needed is sex.

I would in reality offer comfort, a helping hand in any way I could such as go up the shop, get medicines etc etc.

I really wouldnt suggest sex however I would be a kind considerate gentleman. Ok, now thats destroyed my image lol.

Nooo its elevated your status I'd say

Absolutley ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got it too - hit me like a steam train, late yesterday afternoon!!

On the upside though, I might lose a couple of pounds and easily be able to slip into my Christmas dress for the works doo next week!

Didn't think of that

get well soon x "

gotta look on the bright side - especially the way I feel. Get well soon too

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