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By *ndiii OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

As a boy i caught my foreskin in my zip, had to call my dad, as it was well stuck.

He managed to free me but oh the pain and blood.

Whats your worst painful experience x

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

My father dying, the worst pain I’d ever experienced

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"My father dying, the worst pain I’d ever experienced "
my mother passing away was the worst pain x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"As a boy i caught my foreskin in my zip, had to call my dad, as it was well stuck.

He managed to free me but oh the pain and blood.

Whats your worst painful experience x

"
kidney stones omg enuff said

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I'll assume the OP now only buys trousers/jeans with button-up flies.

Most painful (physically)? Getting knocked down by a car that was doing 35mph.

Most painful (emotionally)? Losing both parents before adulthood.

I'm pretty much immortal, now.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"My father dying, the worst pain I’d ever experienced my mother passing away was the worst pain x"

Both suddenly dying 6 months apart wasn't ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank n beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a plug.

Electrical appliance, not butt.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Testicular Torsion, brought on by Mumps as a pre-teen.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Huffing and puffing big fat babies out...and stubbing a little toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv had broken bones dislocations and all that physical stuff but nothing will ever come close to the heartbreak of losing whats precious to you that shit hurts forever

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Star Wars - The Rise of Skywalker.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Severe fracture dislocation. Broke my forearm in half, broke my elbow off, dislocated my elbow, snapped the tendons too. The two snapped arm bones butting into each other hurt more than I thought it was possible to experience.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"As a boy i caught my foreskin in my zip, had to call my dad, as it was well stuck.

He managed to free me but oh the pain and blood.

Whats your worst painful experience x

"

Ohh my god! I shall never forget when I was little we used to play u show me yours and I show u mine in the bushes a boy caught his in zip! its not u is it Colin? I run of when he started screaming!!x

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Having my knee snapped between two tanks in the army

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Burst appendix

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Worst pain though was early this year had a burst ear drum! I likened it to doc as labour pains In my ear x 10! Having given birth 6 times ! Even worse than giving birth toothache or dry socket after tooth removal! Hope to god I never have that again! X

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Worst pain though was early this year had a burst ear drum! I likened it to doc as labour pains In my ear x 10! Having given birth 6 times ! Even worse than giving birth toothache or dry socket after tooth removal! Hope to god I never have that again! X"

Ah yeah the tooth thing is a close to birthing for me ..ouch

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"Worst pain though was early this year had a burst ear drum! I likened it to doc as labour pains In my ear x 10! Having given birth 6 times ! Even worse than giving birth toothache or dry socket after tooth removal! Hope to god I never have that again! X"

Ugh had that from my last wisdom tooth extraction few months ago. Deeply unpleasant

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I got my dick stuck in the bacon slicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mens trousers should do up at the side really.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Stepping on Lego while barefoot….

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The zip trap, Also as a younger chap it's worse when it happens more than once

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Lost my fat when I was 5, my mum was both pare to me. Lost her a few years back and the pain and emotion is still fresh. Lost two parents at once

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Passing gall stones. Never felt anything like it. The A&E nurse gave me morphine and it didn’t even make a dent in the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physically - 12 hours of natural back to back labour.

Emotionally - getting my heart broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mens trousers should do up at the side really. "

Then we’d have to take them off or down to pee. I say live with the danger. I caught mine in the zip when I was in school. Had to go to A&E…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mens trousers should do up at the side really.

Then we’d have to take them off or down to pee. I say live with the danger. I caught mine in the zip when I was in school. Had to go to A&E…"

Ah yes I can see the problem now. You would have to have a kinked out knee to stop your trousers sliding all the way to the floor whilst your hands were busy elsewhere. Unless there was an elasticated peephole at the front for easy access? (I wont go into trouser design )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to start a C-section before the epidural had enough time to fully work to save my son's life!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Having to start a C-section before the epidural had enough time to fully work to save my son's life! "

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Tripping and landing full weight on my knee mid run, I saw stars for a while after that, followed by 8 weeks of recovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting my head crushed between a sanding machine amd wood joists. Ended up with a broken jaw in two places a chipped bone in my cheek and seven staples in my head wasn't a great feeling

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Kidney stone, if the ambulance staff had a gun I would have let them shoot me in the leg to take the pain away.

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Mild pneumonia in 2020 knocked the shit out of me & lost few stone through it not pleasant its like had shin splints in my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my alsation dog died. Broke my heart and she died in my arms, 10 years later I still have here picture in my work van.

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By *ort_AdmiralMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Having a 24-hour long heart attack.

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard


"Mens trousers should do up at the side really. "

We couldn't hold them and our johnsohn at the same time tho!

I did once have to have an operation in a very delicate area, when I woke up it was unending agony. Until the nurse showed me the morphine

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By *oppaMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Fine if you have a trouser snake lol

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"My father dying, the worst pain I’d ever experienced "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a boy i caught my foreskin in my zip, had to call my dad, as it was well stuck.

He managed to free me but oh the pain and blood.

Whats your worst painful experience x

"

Reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mens trousers should do up at the side really.

Then we’d have to take them off or down to pee. I say live with the danger. I caught mine in the zip when I was in school. Had to go to A&E…

Ah yes I can see the problem now. You would have to have a kinked out knee to stop your trousers sliding all the way to the floor whilst your hands were busy elsewhere. Unless there was an elasticated peephole at the front for easy access? (I wont go into trouser design ) "

Plus I would probably piss myself a lot in the struggle...see the trouble you've caused.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kidney stone, if the ambulance staff had a gun I would have let them shoot me in the leg to take the pain away. "

I think the kidney stone will still win...

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral


"Lost my fat when I was 5, my mum was both pare to me. Lost her a few years back and the pain and emotion is still fresh. Lost two parents at once "

Father 'typo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a boy i caught my foreskin in my zip, had to call my dad, as it was well stuck.

He managed to free me but oh the pain and blood.

Whats your worst painful experience x

"

ive done so many times that I now avoid buying zipped trousers/jeans as I dont wear underwear so not taking the risk again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell out a lorry last year and landed on the back of my head first... regained consciousness to be surrounded by people. Didn't damage anything thankfully but I had a raging headache for a few days...

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"As a boy i caught my foreskin in my zip, had to call my dad, as it was well stuck.

He managed to free me but oh the pain and blood.

Whats your worst painful experience x

kidney stones omg enuff said "

Definitely kidney stones.

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By *rabness92Man
over a year ago

Netherlands

Sitting on my balls lol

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By *rabness92Man
over a year ago

Netherlands


"As a boy i caught my foreskin in my zip, had to call my dad, as it was well stuck.

He managed to free me but oh the pain and blood.

Whats your worst painful experience x

"

Ah thank god I was circumcised at 3 months old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was homeless and squaring in an apartment. It had damp and over the weeks I became ill. Only thought I had the flu but went to the hospital. They kept me in as they didn't know what was wrong and my temperature was very high. Couple of days later I couldn't breath in and the pain was crazy! Turned out I had pneumonia and abscess' on my lungs. I was in 8 weeks and had a Hickman line, that was painful too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking my leg playing football - tibia and fibula - excruciating for maybe 15 minutes then thankfully went numb.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Staggering to the local shops, a day after having a testicle removed. The pain was excruciating.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I got my dick stuck in the bacon slicer "
omg its in strips now

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