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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me . I think tomato sauce is disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael Buble is shit.

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By *eybert77Man
over a year ago

Ramsey

Pineapple on pizza is rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetables are nicer than meat

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Vladimir Putin is good egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having an average penis is better than being VWE.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Covid, was about our health and wellbeing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chavs are the backbone of society.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Children should be banned from pubs!

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Football is all a bit shit because it’s not actually been about the sport for the last 20 years, it’s just become a way for dodgy rich blokes to launder their money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rough towels are better than soft towels

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Not liking anal,

Xx

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Marmite is disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't need to add the word 'literally' to every sentence I speak.....

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Regular hobnobs are better than chocolate ones!

(I do not subscribe to this opinion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men don’t send enough dick pictures.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"i literally don't need to add the word 'literally' to every sentence I speak....."

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Hob Nobs taste like the bottom of a canary cage.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Marmite is delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats are crap pets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog people are weird. And they're weirder for thinking you're weird for not being a dog person

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Marmite is delicious"

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex


"Rough towels are better than soft towels"

Agree 100%

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The planets put on a poor show at night .

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Superhero films are for children.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

James Bond is rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog people are weird. And they're weirder for thinking you're weird for not being a dog person "

aye let them do their thing and if they like their dogs so be it and good for them.

But don’t be incredulous when I’m not happy when a random out of control dog runs at me at speed and jumps up at me with muddy paws in the park and dribbling and having slobber from its mouth spraying everywhere “aww he’s just being friendly”

Fuck right off!

#Fabicide #BlockedByHalfTheSite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football is all a bit shit because it’s not actually been about the sport for the last 20 years, it’s just become a way for dodgy rich blokes to launder their money."

#LowerLeagues

It’s not all about the Premier League

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"James Bond is rubbish "

I’d second that, in fact I’d go further and say James Bond was never good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like Wetherspoons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Kane is a prick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me . I think tomato sauce is disgusting "

Me to along with tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimmy Saville was misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is disgusting

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester


"James Bond is rubbish

I’d second that, in fact I’d go further and say James Bond was never good."

Hated Daniel Craig's glum faced bore bond.

Also white chocolate tastes like sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size isn't everything

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Liver and kidney ... really awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dog people are weird. And they're weirder for thinking you're weird for not being a dog person

aye let them do their thing and if they like their dogs so be it and good for them.

But don’t be incredulous when I’m not happy when a random out of control dog runs at me at speed and jumps up at me with muddy paws in the park and dribbling and having slobber from its mouth spraying everywhere “aww he’s just being friendly”

Fuck right off!

#Fabicide #BlockedByHalfTheSite"

Pretty summed up my position there too. #NoRegrets

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe


"Michael Buble is shit."

Massively popular opinion

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By *hosenonesMan
over a year ago

woodgate

Rugby is better than Football.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Strictly come dancing is rubbish. Don't like it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating is harmless fun x

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"For me . I think tomato sauce is disgusting "

get out right now and close the door as you leave

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 07/11/22 22:43:31]

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

If a disproportionate and unnecessarily large 10" penis was any other part of the body it would be viewed as a deformity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk before hot water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk before hot water "

My word, I've never sensed that many block buttons being hit simulaneously before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk before hot water "

Depends if its tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans don't belong anywhere near a good fry up

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Strictly come dancing is rubbish. Don't like it at all."

This applies to most British TV tbh

*runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk before hot water "

^must be a long life user

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are better drivers than men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Milk before hot water

My word, I've never sensed that many block buttons being hit simulaneously before"

Good. I wouldn't want a morning cuppa from them anyway

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Milk before hot water "

100%

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Dog people are weird. And they're weirder for thinking you're weird for not being a dog person "
wtf

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol


"Milk before hot water "
it gives a creamier tasting cup of tea

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Men who stare and ogle make the world a better place, by sharing their positive appreciation of others.

Likewise zombie wankers in clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avocados are shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream before the jam

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By *ackFromTheDead2Man
over a year ago

London/Surrey


"Men who stare and ogle make the world a better place, by sharing their positive appreciation of others.

Likewise zombie wankers in clubs. "

I'm not a clubber so what's a zombie wanker?

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By *pinningfasterWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I hate little dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate little dogs"

Stupid little ankle biters.

Useless creatures

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Dogs or other animals in houses isn’t normal, but it’s okay to be wierd , it’s better than being boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjobs are over-rated.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Men who stare and ogle make the world a better place, by sharing their positive appreciation of others.

Likewise zombie wankers in clubs.

I'm not a clubber so what's a zombie wanker? "

Zombie wankers are typically men - I've never sern others - who follow and horde around women and couples, with their cock out, whilst wanking. There won't have been any interaction between them and the objects of their desire, nor will they pick up signals of zero interest in them. They may swarm between differenct different women and couples, or just trail you, as you move around, perhaps as you try to escape, to find some soace.

As you're getting it on with others, their hands may also grope into your enmingled bodies, perhaps hoping that you don't notice it's them

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Pets are a waste of money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love working

Getting up at 04.00am

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.

People who hate labels are just in denial.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Marmite

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

It's a ROLL not a bap not a bun not anything else just a ROLL

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Sneering and looking down on things constantly makes you a twat.

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By *inkycovmMan
over a year ago

Coventry

McDonald's coffee is better than Starbucks and all the other rip off coffee shops. And it's usually less than half the price.

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By *inkycovmMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"It's a ROLL not a bap not a bun not anything else just a ROLL "
it's a batch

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Gravy tastes like dirty water.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Attenborough is overated.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Despite seeing countless rock bands over many years live... The Coldplay gig I saw recently beat them all.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Women can't drive

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Sneering and looking down on things constantly makes you a twat.

"

How am I not supposed to look down when you have that new profile pic? Shall I have to take the Oedipus option?

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"Liver and kidney ... really awful"

It's spelt "offal"

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"Liver and kidney ... really awful"

Don’t you mean offal?

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By *ermbiMan
over a year ago

Ballyshannon

I'm a Celebrity is sad car crash TV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is a sex site.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Cats. What's the point?

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By *art time deviantsCouple
over a year ago

The mighty fax


"Rough towels are better than soft towels"
oh my god 100 percent true

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The Sun should get a Pulitzer Prize.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Men who stare and ogle make the world a better place, by sharing their positive appreciation of others.

Likewise zombie wankers in clubs.

I'm not a clubber so what's a zombie wanker?

Zombie wankers are typically men - I've never sern others - who follow and horde around women and couples, with their cock out, whilst wanking. There won't have been any interaction between them and the objects of their desire, nor will they pick up signals of zero interest in them. They may swarm between differenct different women and couples, or just trail you, as you move around, perhaps as you try to escape, to find some soace.

As you're getting it on with others, their hands may also grope into your enmingled bodies, perhaps hoping that you don't notice it's them "

Kudos for using the word enmingled

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By *art time deviantsCouple
over a year ago

The mighty fax


"Dog people are weird. And they're weirder for thinking you're weird for not being a dog person

aye let them do their thing and if they like their dogs so be it and good for them.

But don’t be incredulous when I’m not happy when a random out of control dog runs at me at speed and jumps up at me with muddy paws in the park and dribbling and having slobber from its mouth spraying everywhere “aww he’s just being friendly”

Fuck right off!

#Fabicide #BlockedByHalfTheSite"

I love dogs particularly my dog she's ace

But agree with you on the out of control dogs.... thier owners should be publicly flogged with a stocking full of dog shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liz Truss did a grand job as P.M.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Mrs Brown’s Boys, because I had an Irish mother, and it reminds me of her humour, and her presence, so it tickles me, in that regard. I’m sometimes not sure whether people who criticise it have really given it a proper go. Just my opinion, I know, so fair enough if you disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a ROLL not a bap not a bun not anything else just a ROLL "

And people who say “Barm cakes” can get in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Religion is fake news

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

People who pay thousands for these fancy cock-a-poo, type dogs are idiots, they're just a mongrel cross breed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a ROLL not a bap not a bun not anything else just a ROLL "

Agreed!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Messages with pictures of your vagina will be deleted.

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By *lhr1061Man
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Politicians are honest,hard working people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oasis were shite

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Skinny bald men are where it’s at (especially bearded ones, who wear glasses and have a smorgasbord of turtlenecks) if you know, you know

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Extreme sarcasm / cynicism isn’t funny it’s ugly

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Olives are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit is the best lube.

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Liz Truss was an ok Prime Minister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated."

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with"

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Bi men like more men than women. And that puts me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock"

Wow flamingo did it just get hotter in here or...?

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Children should be banned from pubs! "

Unpopular they said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock"

Sometimes I could take a blow job over sex, depending on the mood it’s just nice to sit back and relax and have your cock sucked

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Hob Nobs taste like the bottom of a canary cage."

Pray, how does one know this?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I loved Donald duck as president of the USA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My unpopular opinion is that I'm better than everyone here. Just an opinion don't all get shirty with me now!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Oasis were shite "

100% correct.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The smell of unleaded in the morning is quite nice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Global warming won't keep you warm this winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Wow flamingo did it just get hotter in here or...?"

Lol

That's probably an unpopular opinion right there for some forumites

Sorry not sorry

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Children should be banned from pubs! "

Well then they will just hang around outside and mug you when you come out after a skin full.

Such lovely cherubs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beatles and Elvis were shite.

New music is literal dog shit and any female that likes the music you hear on endless tiktoks is immediately unattractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog owners who keep their dogs outside in the garden barking all day while they carry on, pissing off other neighbours are secretly catowners, who just don't know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock"

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

No such thing as climate change

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By *XZRMan
over a year ago

Highland

Greggs, Costa coffee, blowjobs and Big Bang Theory...all overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No such thing as climate change"

Well , could it actually be the natural cycle of earth & no matter what we do isn’t going to change things ?

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Livin' On A Prayer is a boring song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit "

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Mary Berry is an old crow. I just can't stand her.

Morecambe and Wise were mediocre at the very best and don't get me started on Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amber Heard would still get it.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Life’s too short for bad sex, bad friends, or bad relationships. If you aren’t getting what you need to make you happy, but you don’t speak up about it there comes a time when it’s your own fault you aren’t happy.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Children should be banned from pubs!

Well then they will just hang around outside and mug you when you come out after a skin full.

Such lovely cherubs! "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who need alcohol to have fun, are just boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amber Heard would still get it."

Oh absolutely, but like, I'd want someone there as well in case shit goes crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Life’s too short for bad sex, bad friends, or bad relationships. If you aren’t getting what you need to make you happy, but you don’t speak up about it there comes a time when it’s your own fault you aren’t happy."

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford


"Amber Heard would still get it.

Oh absolutely, but like, I'd want someone there as well in case shit goes crazy"

Tell me you’re into poo play, without telling me you’re into poo play…

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By *anny Boy31Man
over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland


"Men who stare and ogle make the world a better place, by sharing their positive appreciation of others.

Likewise zombie wankers in clubs.

I'm not a clubber so what's a zombie wanker?

Zombie wankers are typically men - I've never sern others - who follow and horde around women and couples, with their cock out, whilst wanking. There won't have been any interaction between them and the objects of their desire, nor will they pick up signals of zero interest in them. They may swarm between differenct different women and couples, or just trail you, as you move around, perhaps as you try to escape, to find some soace.

As you're getting it on with others, their hands may also grope into your enmingled bodies, perhaps hoping that you don't notice it's them "

Very well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matt Hancock for PM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with no sense of humour would make good paperweights.

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over a year ago


"People who need alcohol to have fun, are just boring"

Spoke facts and nothing but facts

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Popcorn is just annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean? "

How many hands do you think I have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Popcorn is just annoying"

Supposed to eat it before the film starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

How many hands do you think I have? "

Well now I was talking about mine.

If you still had the presence of mind to be doing much more with yours than grasping your hair or mine I'd have to get creative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

How many hands do you think I have?

Well now I was talking about mine.

If you still had the presence of mind to be doing much more with yours than grasping your hair or mine I'd have to get creative "

Shall we err...leave the room?

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Beyonce is just awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drag is rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

How many hands do you think I have?

Well now I was talking about mine.

If you still had the presence of mind to be doing much more with yours than grasping your hair or mine I'd have to get creative "

Hmmm... I wonder how far I can push your creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

How many hands do you think I have?

Well now I was talking about mine.

If you still had the presence of mind to be doing much more with yours than grasping your hair or mine I'd have to get creative

Shall we err...leave the room?"

Hey, it's his birthday

I'm allowed to fluff from afar on his special day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

How many hands do you think I have?

Well now I was talking about mine.

If you still had the presence of mind to be doing much more with yours than grasping your hair or mine I'd have to get creative

Hmmm... I wonder how far I can push your creativity "

Well, I haven't hit a limit yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

How many hands do you think I have?

Well now I was talking about mine.

If you still had the presence of mind to be doing much more with yours than grasping your hair or mine I'd have to get creative

Hmmm... I wonder how far I can push your creativity

Well, I haven't hit a limit yet"

There's still time. You're young yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blowjobs are over-rated.

Ooooh that's a good one that I agree with

I couldn't be with a guy who didn't like or let me put my mouth and hands on his cock

Hands are completely fine. Especially when kissing as well, if my favourite form of foreplay. I feel a bit bored with blowjobs after a bit

It's never one or the other for me.

Tbh I couldn't do the 10 mins of furious head bobbing like in porn, I'd get RSI or motion sickness

A little bit of this, a little bit of that....a taste here, a lick there, tease and massage over this sensitive part, need another little taste....

A bit like an oral / manual massage combo.... You know what I mean?

How many hands do you think I have?

Well now I was talking about mine.

If you still had the presence of mind to be doing much more with yours than grasping your hair or mine I'd have to get creative

Hmmm... I wonder how far I can push your creativity

Well, I haven't hit a limit yet

There's still time. You're young yet "

Ohhhhh check out the smooth move

Love it

I am indeed, young and frisky as a 20something but smarter than the average bear

What's not to love about your 40s

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over a year ago


"Ohhhhh check out the smooth move

Love it

I am indeed, young and frisky as a 20something but smarter than the average bear

What's not to love about your 40s "

I'll let you know when I get there, but hope I'm just as frisky. Wait for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh check out the smooth move

Love it

I am indeed, young and frisky as a 20something but smarter than the average bear

What's not to love about your 40s

I'll let you know when I get there, but hope I'm just as frisky. Wait for me? "

If only I could....

I could be an even friskier 60something by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh check out the smooth move

Love it

I am indeed, young and frisky as a 20something but smarter than the average bear

What's not to love about your 40s

I'll let you know when I get there, but hope I'm just as frisky. Wait for me?

If only I could....

I could be an even friskier 60something by then "

Eh still would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh check out the smooth move

Love it

I am indeed, young and frisky as a 20something but smarter than the average bear

What's not to love about your 40s

I'll let you know when I get there, but hope I'm just as frisky. Wait for me?

If only I could....

I could be an even friskier 60something by then

Eh still would "

Deal....come find me in 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh check out the smooth move

Love it

I am indeed, young and frisky as a 20something but smarter than the average bear

What's not to love about your 40s

I'll let you know when I get there, but hope I'm just as frisky. Wait for me?

If only I could....

I could be an even friskier 60something by then

Eh still would

Deal....come find me in 20 "

Just more motivation for me to try and keep everything pointing up

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