FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest place for a FAB social

By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

Just met a lovely lady for a coffee in a cafe in a garden centre. Surrounded by old ladies having cakes and tea, it was unusual to say the least

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

IKEA with meatballs for dinner was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn’t count but my locksmith in Spain had a fab account. Never lost my keys again

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I had a coffee with a lovely gentleman in IKEA

We chatted for so long they had to tell us they were closing

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Cinema

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"I had a coffee with a lovely gentleman in IKEA

We chatted for so long they had to tell us they were closing

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"IKEA with meatballs for dinner was fun

IKEA meatballs, or the guy's who you met?

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

The setting wasn’t so weird - I met a friend in a small cafe around Piccadilly Circus.

One thing lead to another though and she gave me a handjob in the toilet. As we came out there was a queue of old people waiting to use the loo

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Just met a lovely lady for a coffee in a cafe in a garden centre. Surrounded by old ladies having cakes and tea, it was unusual to say the least

OP, perhaps I'm old fashioned in my own inestimable way but I think that's a marvellous social.

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"The setting wasn’t so weird - I met a friend in a small cafe around Piccadilly Circus.

One thing lead to another though and she gave me a handjob in the toilet. As we came out there was a queue of old people waiting to use the loo

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Just met a lovely lady for a coffee in a cafe in a garden centre. Surrounded by old ladies having cakes and tea, it was unusual to say the least

OP, perhaps I'm old fashioned in my own inestimable way but I think that's a marvellous social.

The company was great, and I very nearly ended up buying some houseplants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"Just met a lovely lady for a coffee in a cafe in a garden centre. Surrounded by old ladies having cakes and tea, it was unusual to say the least

On the plus side some will be hard of hearing so will be saved from accidentally evesdropping on your scandalous swinger story swapping!

I met a guy and we went on the pier to play some air hockey, he annihilated me!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Just met a lovely lady for a coffee in a cafe in a garden centre. Surrounded by old ladies having cakes and tea, it was unusual to say the least

OP, perhaps I'm old fashioned in my own inestimable way but I think that's a marvellous social.

The company was great, and I very nearly ended up buying some houseplants

And why not?

Garden centres are the last bastion of wholesomeness and charm. X

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

Tell us you went on a social with the OP without telling us...

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Just met a lovely lady for a coffee in a cafe in a garden centre. Surrounded by old ladies having cakes and tea, it was unusual to say the least

That sounds lovely. I'd have been really happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IKEA with meatballs for dinner was fun

Those meatballs are good to be fair!

And Daim bars - heaven!

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

It was a great centre, lovely banana plants would look great in my living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

It was a great centre, lovely banana plants would look great in my living room"

I want the deer

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Just met a lovely lady for a coffee in a cafe in a garden centre. Surrounded by old ladies having cakes and tea, it was unusual to say the least

On the plus side some will be hard of hearing so will be saved from accidentally evesdropping on your scandalous swinger story swapping!

I met a guy and we went on the pier to play some air hockey, he annihilated me!"

Superb. Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

It was a great centre, lovely banana plants would look great in my living room"

Hang on did you meet Hippy Chick? Detective in me is detecting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

Tell us you went on a social with the OP without telling us...

He had a veri from me anyway

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

It was a great centre, lovely banana plants would look great in my living room

I want the deer

That was pretty impressive, looked like he was bellowing and ready to rut

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

It was a great centre, lovely banana plants would look great in my living room

Hang on did you meet Hippy Chick? Detective in me is detecting..."

Yes, I count myself as a lucky man!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Liverpool st station. We were both going to be passing through and so took advantage.

Tea salon was a very nice place.

I like to do something though, so have met at Tate Britain snd at Tate Modern.

Have also done crazy golf snd chips at the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went for a ramble to a specific graveyard. It was a lovely day out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always try to do something original. A mystery City trail in Cambridge was fun, also a wonderful boat trip in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

It was a great centre, lovely banana plants would look great in my living room

I want the deer

That was pretty impressive, looked like he was bellowing and ready to rut

That was a mirror

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Tracy Island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy golf!

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Went for a ramble to a specific graveyard. It was a lovely day out "

Erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was weird, but I’m definitely going back there to shop though

It was a great centre, lovely banana plants would look great in my living room

Hang on did you meet Hippy Chick? Detective in me is detecting...

Yes, I count myself as a lucky man! "

You are indeed!

Remember she likes it slow and small! And no eye contact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds absolutely bloody lovely but hope you didn't eat her out on the table.

I would LOVE a social date in a fancy garden centre. Somewhere like Bents. Oh yeah baby. Cute cakes and then getting to shop around for quaint shite I don't need? That's fucking beautiful.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I need to up my social game, only ever done coffee shops and pubs!

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Sounds absolutely bloody lovely but hope you didn't eat her out on the table.

I would LOVE a social date in a fancy garden centre. Somewhere like Bents. Oh yeah baby. Cute cakes and then getting to shop around for quaint shite I don't need? That's fucking beautiful."

Well if you're ever down in Sussex, I now know a nice garden centre

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Not Fab... But FL, we went for coffee in the community church cafe.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Another vote for the garden centre!

It’s a fantastic place for a social.

I have also done riverside walks and beach walks.

Anything slightly out of the ordinary is good.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Went for a ramble to a specific graveyard. It was a lovely day out "

Also done this as we were walking the dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds absolutely bloody lovely but hope you didn't eat her out on the table.

I would LOVE a social date in a fancy garden centre. Somewhere like Bents. Oh yeah baby. Cute cakes and then getting to shop around for quaint shite I don't need? That's fucking beautiful."

Babes I would take you to B&Q, maybe we could buy some tools? Or be really naughty and look at some point stripper...

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Went for a ramble to a specific graveyard. It was a lovely day out

Also done this as we were walking the dog!"

If it involves a dog walk, I'm all in. Love dogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like unusual. Historic sightseeing together, a picnic in the rain, British Library, graffiti spotting in London, walk by the canal and around the park, little Venice trip, etc.

One trick pony isn't for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Went for a ramble to a specific graveyard. It was a lovely day out "

Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cemetery and cinema but both were meets rather than socials.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

At the STI clinic

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Cemetery and cinema but both were meets rather than socials.

Did you fuck in the cemetery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the STI clinic "

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Car park in Reading

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My first ever FAB social took place at a Forest. We went for a walk and he was a fast walker and I struggled to keep up. In hindsight he might have been trying to ditch me

I looked like a sweaty tomato when I got back in my car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cemetery and cinema but both were meets rather than socials.

Did you fuck in the cemetery?

Yep, it's the best place for burying bones;-p

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By *ovingSussexLife OP Man
over a year ago

West Sussex

"Cemetery and cinema but both were meets rather than socials.

Did you fuck in the cemetery?

Yep, it's the best place for burying bones;-p "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A walk around B&Q looking for a light bulb, then a cup of tea in a greasy spoon.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"A walk around B&Q looking for a light bulb, then a cup of tea in a greasy spoon.

Surely you wouldn't need the light bulb, hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly According to the logic and health and safety

The most weird place I had first socials was in my flat .

All 3 gone very well and in all we ended being great friends .

All lovely sweethearts .

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

Aisle 7 of our local Tesco's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a hospital ward, my friend had become quite ill and wanted company even though the planned social hadn't (obviously) panned out.

Made the start of a very special friendship

E xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Infamously, on a bed on the Southbank one hot summer day.

Disasterously, IKEA.

Touristily (I know!), showing someone around Borough Market and the George Inn.

Artily, in an East London art gallery.

Naturally, at a wetlands for a walk.

Usually, a cafe or pub.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I forgot, deathly... the geochache walk in a cemetery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife’s workplace.

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By *hataliceinwanderlustWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Doctors Mess at work and a playground (don’t ask!)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I need to up my social game, only ever done coffee shops and pubs! "

I think you might be right. I'm going to have to retire my name ("Caffé")NeroLondon.

However Wyevale-Garden-CentreLondon doesn't have the same ring to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a park social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first social was in a car park at the local train station

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