FabSwingers.com forum: If You Were a Car ! What Would You Be

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ford Mustang

Goes like the clappers

Has to stop regularly

For petrol and oil

Oh and would probably fail

MOT

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The fabulous hornet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clapped out old banger

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

A Mini Countryman.

Bit of an odd shape, but inexplicably popular with the ladies. Probably quite good fun if you give it a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat

Fix It Again Tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merc AMG GT. Good curves and feels great when you're inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elenor

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

A classic mini cooper, on the surface looks nothing special but in the right hands can prove to be a handful and beat the larger fancier cars in all round performance, Oh' and can go for more miles on the same amount of fuel.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Broken down on the side of the M4

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Scrapped.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Herbie

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Little red corvette

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Herbie

You now have a theme tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A BMW.

Right up your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrari P4/5

I am very rare one off a kind exatic and love to be driven fast and hard

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Toyota corolla the best build car in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truck from the fall guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nissan Micra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nissan Micra

*hug*

*steps into Nissan President*

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

"A BMW.

Right up your arse

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Clapped out

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

Ford Capri... bit retro and a bit marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very feminine car with a big boot. Lol

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

In a scrap yard

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

An old landrover. Capable but could be in better shape. Happiest outside getting a bit mucky. May need the odd repair but once running nothing stops it.

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By *eardedvillainMan
over a year ago

Bangor N.Ireland

Mad max V8 interceptor

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Hub here if I was a car it would be a 2002 Nissan skyline R34 gtr vspec11 in midnight purple 3 with a single turbo bigger injectors fuel mods to match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dodge charger nice big rear and fine shaped front

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Alfa Romeo. A little bit sexy, fun to drive from time to time but far too temperamental to have as you main ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alfa Romeo. A little bit sexy, fun to drive from time to time but far too temperamental to have as you main ride"

*round of applause* really good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E61 535D estate. Slightly older model, carrying a bit of extra baggage, understated power on tap and goes forever on a tank

there's not much it can't accommodate, carry or pull either.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

R reg Ford Fiesta..

A good honest car that was great on the milage, got you where you needed to go and if anything broke it didn't cost you much to fix. Not so fancy as all the electrics in modern cars. All show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2nd hand vw golf Gti

Good body work a few dents and scratches. Good engine and reliable. Has a good top speed but prefers cruising along. A couple of lady owners and a nice exhaust pipe

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d be a clapped out old banger with large mud flaps at the rear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old banger.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A 1930s Daimler Double Six. Quiet, traditional, old-fashioned, but more powerful than you expect.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A Ford Capri. Clearly overcompensating for something

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

MX5...

Made in the Far East but now in the West. Small, nimble, easy to run and...

I love having my top down...!

And yes I do drive one with personal plate MX5? SUZ.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

One with big bumpers

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Something boring and reliable.

Like an older honda civic.

1 owner high mileage but still starts every morning but getting towards the end of its usefulness.

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Knight rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elviras '58 Ford Thunderbird.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Full of surprises, and one ride in me and you'll feel like you're flying

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

1967 Chevrolet Imapla

Sexy as fuck

Handles like a dream

Gets to have Dean Winchester inside

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

A 1988 Suzuki Vitara resprayed bubble gum pink of course.

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

Citroen 2CV Dolly. Basic, cheap, no frills fun but reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A classic mini Cooper.

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Monster truck

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By *irkby coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kirkby

A Toyota.

Reliable, doesn’t scream LOOK AT ME! I WANT YOUR ATTENTION!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clapped out

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Something second-hand. A bit beaten up and rusty. Smells of wet dog. Takes a while to get going in the mornings. Conks out when least expected. Seats are a bit worn and saggy. Old car. A bit loose at the seams. But I'd still love him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trotters van.. knackered old banger with a blow up doll in the back.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'd be a 2.5 litre diesel van...... No reason I'd just be one

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Bumblebee, never rust and I would never have to pay for a taxi ever again.

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

A Mercedes diesel. Very dependable, never lets you down, ok to look at, just keeps on going and going, low maintenance and will last forever

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Robin reliant love them little cars x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toyota Corolla, very dependable , very very low maintenance,easy on the eye ,easy going car,warms up very fast in the cold weather, something that a person can look forward to jumping into ( can't lie love it tbh )

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Austin Alleggro.

Old, looks ok, drives ok, neither like it or loathe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiesta mk1 cheap and cheerful

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Il stick to horse & yolk cheap reliable & no tax or insurance to pay

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I'd be a 2.5 litre diesel van...... No reason I'd just be one

Is it white? I have a thing for White Van Men... When they spot my girly car with personal plates, they love hogging my rear end... Lol

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

An F1 car. Exceptional for 2 hours a week and on life support the rest of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a 2.5 litre diesel van...... No reason I'd just be one

Is it white? I have a thing for White Van Men... When they spot my girly car with personal plates, they love hogging my rear end... Lol"

Who wouldn’t love hogging that rear end!!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Ford Esc0rt.

Looked good in the day, but now riddled with rust and probably a bit of an embarrassment.

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By *leanandkeenMan
over a year ago

jarrow

Skoda Octavia

Average looking, well built sturdy and reliable gives you no problem and goes and goes

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I'd be a 2.5 litre diesel van...... No reason I'd just be one

Is it white? I have a thing for White Van Men... When they spot my girly car with personal plates, they love hogging my rear end... Lol"
lol it is white

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Ferrari F-50

It's unique, exotic, sexy and leaves no-one indifferent.

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By *lues eyesMan
over a year ago

tiverton

MG HS fully loaded just like the owner xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mazda 3 sedan, 2021 model.

Asian origin, looks like a conti inside and out, but drives like a sleeper roadster when you floor it down to go fast!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

s class Mercedes

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Aston Martin Vantage (Pre-Merc engine). A rare model that everyone respects and admires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lamborghini diablo, red one of course

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

A Rolls Royce Silver Shadow.

Quiet, luxurious, reliable, every top class comfort in mind for the passenger.

Not your Ford or Datsun here, just quiet expensive luxury for the very discerning.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Lambourgini....... Slow, sleek and colourful

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"An old landrover. Capable but could be in better shape. Happiest outside getting a bit mucky. May need the odd repair but once running nothing stops it.

Same here, I have become my car...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Aston Martin DB6, can be full of 007 surprises.

L, a Bugatti Veyron, easy to start and quick out of the blocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out of oil can somebody rub my bodywork down

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By *xxblackcatxxxMan
over a year ago

NEWBURY

8C Alfa Monza

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