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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Isn't it Thursday?

I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......?

There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is indeed brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you could always start a rant thread raflmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats not a rant, just observations....... Run of the mill stuff... Runs away laughing, cheer up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it Thursday?

I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......?

There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant."

Could be worse - you could be in Swindon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely rant!

I second that!

Hehehe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be worse. You could've just stubbed your toe. Ow. . . . Minxies fault I know, think there's an injury epidemic

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Man I ain't getting nowhere.....and arsenal are shite......it won't last...I've been a spurs supporter for 50 years....(sympathy)?

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo we put rant Thursday on hold because there are 3 of us (4 if we include caz for tomorrow) going into or having hospital type news and so said we would have good news Thursday again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noooooo we put rant Thursday on hold because there are 3 of us (4 if we include caz for tomorrow) going into or having hospital type news and so said we would have good news Thursday again!!"

Oh crumbs. Sorry, I missed that info but it seems I'm past the point of no return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noooooo we put rant Thursday on hold because there are 3 of us (4 if we include caz for tomorrow) going into or having hospital type news and so said we would have good news Thursday again!!

Oh crumbs. Sorry, I missed that info but it seems I'm past the point of no return!

You should be able to control yourself Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't worry about Arsenal being shit, its gonna be that way for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it Thursday?

I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......?

There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant."

That just made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in a good mood, nothing to rant about, and long may that continue as I am a right cow when I am in a bad mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news Thursday??!

Did I miss this particular meeting?

Well big hairy lesbian mammoth bollocks to that.

Nice rant OP, fuck those hippies who want to be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it Thursday?

I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......?

There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant."

I would offer you a cappuccino and a doughnut surprise but I don't know if it would help

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If the doughnut surprise has a cock in the middle I don't think it'll help

OP I could share something that will make all of your rant fade into insignificance, but it's happy, clappy good news Thursday so I'd get in bother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would offer you a cappuccino and a doughnut surprise but I don't know if it would help "

Is the doughnut surprise the fact that it is not actually a doughnut?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I heard about the Bradford debacle. On the happy clappy side, it's more than half way to Friday and I think you look lovely in a big cardi.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nothing to rant about here. Happy, happy. Happy.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Isn't it Thursday?

I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......?

There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant."
v funny made me smile on this shite thursday

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Isn't it Thursday?

I fucking hate today, really rubbish. The weather's too cold, the sparrows are singing out of tune, the dustmen were banging about, the trees look drab, the sun is not even smiling (it's a sort of grimace), my head hurts, I don't have enough milk for multiple brews, England have lost too many wickets for not enough runs, a sexy woman winked at me on here and she lives bloody miles away, my drinking water is not at the optimum temperature, they've allowed fracking to continue, my car's all frosted up and I don't want to scrape it, I haven't done any Christmas shopping yet, my phone's on its last bar, the forums are too quiet, why does it always rain on me, what's love got to do, got to do with it, I can't get the duvet into prime position, the 'y' keyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy on my laptop is a bit stickyyyyyyyyyyyyy, there are piles of clobber in my linen bin, I read in the forum that cardies are shit and I have seven of the bastards, my eyes are itchy, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, my bathroom needs cleaning, I check my look in the mirror wanna change my clothes my hair my face, Arsenal are shit and do you know what winds me up the most......?

There's nowhere decent on here to have a rant."

and.....breathe..I feel bloody marvellous knowing what a crap day You're having! Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, it's technically no longer Thursday so all is well with the World once again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, it's technically no longer Thursday so all is well with the World once again."

But what about the sexy lady? Are you going to magic up a trip to meet her?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, it's technically no longer Thursday so all is well with the World once again."

It may no longer be Thursday but I'd missed it and it just made me smile. It was a much needed smile.

And having now smiled I am going to bed before any bugger can piss me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed it too and it made me laugh

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I've had a lovely Thursday so I'm blowing raspberries at the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just in from my works Christmas 'do' so I'm deffo in a great mood and smiley.

Nice rant though OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a lovely Thursday so I'm blowing raspberries at the OP "

Don't you stick your tongue out at me - you're not beyond going acorss my knee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It had been a long day, and I had been snoozing on the sofa this evening. TGIF and roll on weekend!

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