FabSwingers.com forum: How good at sex are you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on Fabsters, be as honest as you can and rate yourself out of 10.

What are your strengths, what are your weaknesses?

I’m a frankly disappointing 4 to 5 out of 10, semi-promising snogging and foreplay game but a bit mediocre at the penetration bit

But hey, this is fuck site full of Sex Stallions and Goddesses, I’m sure your scores are all off the scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right hand often says I'm fucking amazing ...and loves watching my left hand play

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm a legend in my own bathtime

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

10 for enthusiasm. 2 for technical ability.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I must be a sex goddess, Swing doesn’t want to let me go or share me

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

4².

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Similar to you Dan .. Probably around the 5 mark although most of my fab " friends " are probably too polite haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't tell you my score on ability.

You'd have to take a poll of my short list of conquests.

I've had requests for a repeat and no one has ghosted me after the fact so I'll take all of that as encouraging

But I'd give myself 10/10 for enthusiasm and effort

I use the 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life' attitude for sex. It helps that I love most everything about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gent here I'll give myself a solid 7/10 my oral skills never let me down, and my charm and enthusiasm makes up for my dad bod

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Come on Fabsters, be as honest as you can and rate yourself out of 10.

What are your strengths, what are your weaknesses?

I’m a frankly disappointing 4 to 5 out of 10, semi-promising snogging and foreplay game but a bit mediocre at the penetration bit

But hey, this is fuck site full of Sex Stallions and Goddesses, I’m sure your scores are all off the scale

Jo 9/10 as she is right kinky sub bitch. Me well id say worse than you dan at 3/10.i look like quossie modo's twin after 10 pints/shots. And thats being generous

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm so good that I have it down to 7 seconds.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Actual P-to-V or P-to-A, I'd say I'm about a 2 out of 10.

But if you include arousal foreplay, fingers, tongue, BDSM, etc. I'd put myself about a 9.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Depends.

D*unk - I'll turn you asexual.

Sober- a solid 7.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strengths and weaknesses

I'm a bit of a pillow princess and like to lie back and let the man do all of the work. I can't help it.

My strength is my pussy power. It's like sticking your cock in a velvet apple pie fresh out of the oven at the perfect temperature. And we can mash our bits together like silky custard.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I score well on artistic interpretation, but otherwise scoring yourself is an even more cringeworthy task than doing a self appraisal at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, practice makes perfect as they say.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"My strength is my pussy power. It's like sticking your cock in a velvet apple pie."

Is that like a McDonalds Hot Apple Pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 effort

7 artistic impression

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"I'm a legend in my own bathtime

I am a legend in my lunchtime

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By *urrpleasureMan
over a year ago

Spalding

I thought if you did a job well you only need do it once! The complaints I have had have actually been from the neighbours so I am going for a modest 7 out of 10

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

From experience 10 I've held up my end which was satisfactory for both

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"And we can mash our bits together like silky custard."

Never had you down as vanilla.

I live and learn.

As for me, absolutely no way am I going to rate myself! The line between arrogance and self-debasing depracation is invisible. But I get charming reviews, and no-one's ever broken up with me.

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

"Come on Fabsters, be as honest as you can and rate yourself out of 10.

What are your strengths, what are your weaknesses?

I’m a frankly disappointing 4 to 5 out of 10, semi-promising snogging and foreplay game but a bit mediocre at the penetration bit

But hey, this is fuck site full of Sex Stallions and Goddesses, I’m sure your scores are all off the scale

Can’t even remember, so really bad, I should think..

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Used to be 8 or 9 from reaction of the men I slept with. But so out of practice and tiredness doesn't help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok but more practice would be a good thing

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Never had any complaints and ladies have always come back for more.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"From experience 10 I've held up my end which was satisfactory for both "

If you're having to hold it up, I wouldn't give yourself a 10!

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Come on Fabsters, be as honest as you can and rate yourself out of 10.

What are your strengths, what are your weaknesses?

I’m a frankly disappointing 4 to 5 out of 10, semi-promising snogging and foreplay game but a bit mediocre at the penetration bit

But hey, this is fuck site full of Sex Stallions and Goddesses, I’m sure your scores are all off the scale

Jo 9/10 as she is right kinky sub bitch. Me well id say worse than you dan at 3/10.i look like quossie modo's twin after 10 pints/shots. And thats being generous

Joanne here. Don't listen to quossie he is fab in the sac

. Hard or sensual he is your man

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I have recently reconnected with a lady i met from here a while ago and weve stayed in touch with texts here and there but have had a couple of proper conversations recently and she mentioned a meet we had that was pretty much 24 hrs of on off fuckery - she seems to think I warrant 25/10 for that effort alone. I never argue with a woman - they’re always right!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a seven in every department.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I'd say this is a classic self praise is no recommendation

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"From experience 10 I've held up my end which was satisfactory for both

If you're having to hold it up, I wouldn't give yourself a 10!

wasn't holding anything up I held my abilities up to satisfy and no complaints these weren't quick pleasurable experiences a whole night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give me one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give me one."

HOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completed it.

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

I've had no complaints yet, I'd give myself 8 for effort lol

Always room for improvement ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

2 on a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably about a 6. I'm really sensual. You will feel wanted and loved and my hands are brilliant but I'm mediocre at oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably about a 6. I'm really sensual. You will feel wanted and loved and my hands are brilliant but I'm mediocre at oral. "

But you look good in red, so it should be 7

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

My husband thinks I’m a top shag; I think he’s a top shag!

Maybe we cancel each other out

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

With a few lessons and plenty of practice I could probably get to 5 at trans woman to woman sex. On one of my few feeling-more-male days though I could maybe score about 0.1 at penetrative sex. I just try though to make the most of who I am and what equipment I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not very good with numbers .

I’m a little bit thick . Had good feedbacks of how good and thick I can be . So 2 points for that .

I’m not very good judge .

But I was told I know what I’m doing and I’m really good at it . So … 2 points for that 4 points.

Im sexy and I’m gorgeous

Donated with awesome super sexy ,not to big, not to small , juicy hard stand = 2 points . So … that’s. 6 points .

Im a great host . Love the happy hang out with meals , chocolates , mini cinema , love intelligent sense of humour , as in the table as on sofa as in bed , 2 points for that . 8 .

Love to accommodate the lady with no pressure , nights sleepovers and have time to explore her desires and limits , treating her with love , respect , passion and a lot of pleasure . Ideally on a regular sexy friendship … So 2 points for that . No doubt 10 points . Easy .

So yeah … I am 100% no doubt a 10/10

Easily …. No struggle .

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

1.5 on a good day

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By *ovingSussexLifeMan
over a year ago

West Sussex

Fair to middling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do my best

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

My technical skill I'd say 5.4 but my artistic impression is poor at around 4.7.

Need to train more

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea, but tomorrow the arduously long and detailed feedback questionnaires from all my previous shags will be delivered by DPD. I'll let you know the results once I've done the spreadsheet.

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By *hantelle-La-SlutTV/TS
over a year ago

South Birmingham

I will let the men fucking me be the judge of that, but i do have some nice verifications.

I do think i am quite competent at it and a lot of men keep coming back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 for enthusiasm. 2 for technical ability.

I am the same

Lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strengths and weaknesses

I'm a bit of a pillow princess and like to lie back and let the man do all of the work. I can't help it.

My strength is my pussy power. It's like sticking your cock in a velvet apple pie fresh out of the oven at the perfect temperature. And we can mash our bits together like silky custard."

Do men whisk your vagina during sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for an 8 leaving room for imorovement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for me, depends what you like!

If you like a wild banshee yelling noises and causing chaos, a solid 10!

If you're normal I dunno, a 6?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those"

I hope they are spooky ooohs otherwise I'm not interested

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those"

Damn, it’s always the details that count so much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those

Damn, it’s always the details that count so much!"

try a squeal too

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I often get told after sex that it's definitely been an experience, usually just after I've left and they're busy locking the door and changing their number

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By *omRachCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

Tom - a below average 4-5

Rach - a technically gifted 9.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those

Damn, it’s always the details that count so much!

try a squeal too"

What, like Michael Jackson does?

I don’t think that’s setting the right tone at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those

Damn, it’s always the details that count so much!

try a squeal too"

^^ Yep, this

And if you master that step you can try and slip in a casual "YES!"

But just the one mind, too much seems fake

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

had no complaints,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those

Damn, it’s always the details that count so much!

try a squeal too

^^ Yep, this

And if you master that step you can try and slip in a casual "YES!"

But just the one mind, too much seems fake

Where do 'keep going' and 'dont stop' fit in here?

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd give myself a 9. As I've never heard my wife moan..

Uh, she does moan, when I don't put clothes away hoover, cook.

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

How good at sex am i?.....

I would honestly have to eay I'm brilliant...........I've never once done it and not enjoyed it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those

Damn, it’s always the details that count so much!

try a squeal too

^^ Yep, this

And if you master that step you can try and slip in a casual "YES!"

But just the one mind, too much seems fake

Where do 'keep going' and 'dont stop' fit in here?"

Mate, you've gotta walk before you can run, okay?

Four fucks minimum at level 1 before you start that next level shibizzle

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Off the scale for me

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Moments of brilliance punctuated by ineptitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greatest fuck in the universe last i actually tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just have to lie there dont you. Easy. 7/10 I can do lying down

I’ve tried that and apparently it’s rubbish

Did you do the "oooh oooh" noises?

You can't forget those

Damn, it’s always the details that count so much!

try a squeal too

^^ Yep, this

And if you master that step you can try and slip in a casual "YES!"

But just the one mind, too much seems fake

Where do 'keep going' and 'dont stop' fit in here?

Mate, you've gotta walk before you can run, okay?

Four fucks minimum at level 1 before you start that next level shibizzle

Sorry I was raised poorly clearly

No wonder why some guys blow their load so quickly if that's only level 2. God have mercy on those that do level 3!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"From experience 10 I've held up my end which was satisfactory for both

If you're having to hold it up, I wouldn't give yourself a 10!

wasn't holding anything up I held my abilities up to satisfy and no complaints these weren't quick pleasurable experiences a whole night "

It was a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give myself a 9. As I've never heard my wife moan..

Uh, she does moan, when I don't put clothes away hoover, cook. "

Would it be 10 if she moaned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on Fabsters, be as honest as you can and rate yourself out of 10.

What are your strengths, what are your weaknesses?

I’m a frankly disappointing 4 to 5 out of 10, semi-promising snogging and foreplay game but a bit mediocre at the penetration bit

But hey, this is fuck site full of Sex Stallions and Goddesses, I’m sure your scores are all off the scale

I wouldn't be able to answer this without sounding cocky or arrogant, but I can say I've had good feed back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't tell you my score on ability.

You'd have to take a poll of my short list of conquests.

I've had requests for a repeat and no one has ghosted me after the fact so I'll take all of that as encouraging

But I'd give myself 10/10 for enthusiasm and effort

I use the 'Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life' attitude for sex. It helps that I love most everything about it

I agree 100% with this ."Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life' attitude for sex." im the same I love every type of sex ive tried, I think having a huge sex drive helps aswell lol

my favourite thing to do is licking p***y and I can confidently say im good at it, lol so yh, love it and you'll be great at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 according to the man in the mirror

Me, I don't get out much so I might need to do the refresher course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this is a "I'm meant to be humble" thread, then we are truly awful.

If not then just read the veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this is a "I'm meant to be humble" thread, then we are truly awful.

If not then just read the veris

I dont think the Veris can really provide an accurate answer either, the person could just been having a good day and been better than they usually are on that specific day out of luck lol

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I would like to score myself, but the keep cumming back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1.5 on a good day"

I’m sure u r a bit more .

2 points just for the sexy photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what kind of sex.

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By *ee f 1233Man
over a year ago

Crewe

Thing am probably best at is lasting a long time I can go most of the night and not get tired or out of energy

I don't no why because I'm not a health freak who goes the gym all the time o live of kebabs and snickers, but I just never get tired out or no energy lol

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By *rjamesMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's very much dependent on who you ask!

Everyone's experiences and preferences are different, as is the chemistry between people.

Just always try your best to make the other person orgasm if you had one first and you'll be in good stead.

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By *oob suckerMan
over a year ago

woking

"I often get told after sex that it's definitely been an experience, usually just after I've left and they're busy locking the door and changing their number

Hahaha! Now that’s funny ?? well I would say they were not expecting a full on experience ??

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'm shite

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

It's the best 30 seconds you'll every have

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

Calderdale

Still in my learning stage so unsure ready to grade

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

I'm always striving for mediocre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve always been very responsive and I believe that makes me a considerate and decent lover but Dora is a fucking porn star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passed my test...still.got the green P plate

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

There should be a universal grading system like Judo so we know what to expect, and don't have to take any chances.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A solid 5 when I'm limbered up - like I'm not going to be going through the kama sutra, I'll probably get bored a split second before you but at least you're getting your fingers/cock wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distinctly average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a solid 10 at snogging and foreplay

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Terrible! a solid 3 and that's for the dressing up, as for the rest well -2

Mrs

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

What's sex even?what do you eat with?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"What's sex even?what do you eat with?

Your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me to say tbh, it's a person's sexual partner(s) or people that have had sex with that only know how good a person is , a person might think he/she is the best thing at sex since the sliced pan but only those that have been with that person truly know

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

10 out of 10 for effort

2 out of 10 for execution

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"What's sex even?what do you eat with?

Your mouth

thats where I was going wrong!!!

dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 8+ there’s not a woman who hasn’t gasped when she’s relieved to finally have my magnificent cock sliding deep inside her after the teasing foreplay we’ve enjoyed.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can't be too bad as they keep coming back for more

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France

As good as the person I’m doing it with, it’s a two way experience isn’t it?

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over a year ago

Here's my review. Turns in an occasional outstanding performance, never lets the side down but could be more consistent. Has the right equipment but could do better. Similar to my school reports!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Degree of difficulty - 3.215

Execution - 5.185

I'm not winning any medals

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

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By *ustintime69Man
over a year ago

firest hill

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

Now that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

No don’t say that, you’re super friendly that’s worth something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terrible! a solid 3 and that's for the dressing up, as for the rest well -2

Mrs "

You just need to practice more….

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over a year ago

Also RE question. Probably depends a lot on who it is. If I had the body of Johnny Sins with a lot more maturity I’d be a pornstar for sure though, stamina is crazy-high (people have complained on cams) and VWE, heavy cummer, repeater, Swiss Army Knife of cock.

But I’m basically a boy still, deep down and physically.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm a solid 10 at snogging and foreplay

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better than rhe actual sex sometimes we find.

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over a year ago

"Also RE question. Probably depends a lot on who it is. If I had the body of Johnny Sins with a lot more maturity I’d be a pornstar for sure though, stamina is crazy-high (people have complained on cams) and VWE, heavy cummer, repeater, Swiss Army Knife of cock.

But I’m basically a boy still, deep down and physically.

Maybe a niche in that though idk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol idek what I’m saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need more practice, you can never be too good

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Strengths and weaknesses

I'm a bit of a pillow princess and like to lie back and let the man do all of the work. I can't help it.

My strength is my pussy power. It's like sticking your cock in a velvet apple pie fresh out of the oven at the perfect temperature. And we can mash our bits together like silky custard."

Golly, that sounds delicious and delightful.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"My strength is my pussy power. It's like sticking your cock in a velvet apple pie.

Is that like a McDonalds Hot Apple Pie?

I would hope not, they are crispy on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fuck myself pretty well if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fuck myself pretty well if that counts?"

Surely masturbation doesn’t count as fucking, to fuck involves power

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

Now that made me chuckle

Good, that was my aim

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

No don’t say that, you’re super friendly that’s worth something"

thank you.

I'm being slightly tongue in cheek though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

No don’t say that, you’re super friendly that’s worth something

thank you.

I'm being slightly tongue in cheek though

No I know I just wanted to say you’re nice (not because of the name)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

No don’t say that, you’re super friendly that’s worth something

thank you.

I'm being slightly tongue in cheek though

No I know I just wanted to say you’re nice (not because of the name)"

that's nice of you to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn up, what more do you want?

However according to a recent thread I participated in people like me aren't worth meeting. Meh!

No don’t say that, you’re super friendly that’s worth something

thank you.

I'm being slightly tongue in cheek though

No I know I just wanted to say you’re nice (not because of the name)

that's nice of you to say "

I can tell though I guess, I mean the fact you’ve responded like this because you see basically who I am, says a lot about you (okay I’ll stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lewd posts below, it’s fabswingers not coolcuddlers my bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh, technical proficiency and basic awareness are one thing.

That barely tells half the story though.

Actually liking the person you're with, that kicks things into gear where the high scores are earned.

But that's what I get for being a giant girl with feelings.

Ick.

Basically if I don't care I won't do, all or nothing, drizzling shits or the mount olypmus of erotica.

6/10.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I'm a legend in my own bathtime

I am a legend in my lunchtime

I was a legend in my employer's time!

(retired, not fired)

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Amazing, according to my ego

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"As good as the person I’m doing it with, it’s a two way experience isn’t it?

Very true. Incompatibility can make or break a great sex session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a hard post

As if I post I am good and all that I a blowing my own trumpet big head and all that

So all I say is I never had a complaint

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

I'm definitely a on a cock grinder, rather than a on a cock bouncer

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Sort of ok, I suppose. Depends on how engaging and enthusiastic the other participant is. Lying there like a sack of spuds having no input makes me loose interest and erection.

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Depends on the partner. I can be a solid 9 with some but dwindle down to a 6 with others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my age I have delusions of adequacy?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We didn’t pay these hot people to give us great veri’s for nothing

We are fantasy life made real so of course we are 10/10…unless I get involved, then I’ll drag it down to 7…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A triumph of enthusiasm over talent. Like Geri Halliwell.

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

11 in the morning.

8 by midnight.

Catch me early ladies while I've got the energy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The government is the ultimate sex machine. They regularly fuck everyone on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so good that I have it down to 7 seconds.

How do you manage to make it last that long?

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By *itzimadCouple
over a year ago

harwich

no one is good at sex it takes two to tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3/10 sober

5/10 tipsy

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Not sure but remember lots of moaning and groaning, in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked my last Fab friend to rate my performance in bed that afternoon on a scale of one to ten with ten being utterly orgasmic. She thought and replied come Blimp you know I am crap at fractions?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I recon I’m a solid 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say good enough that nearly all my partners want to have plenty more sex with me, but not so good that it is the one night of their lives they will always remember and never need to repeat!

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By *ustintime69Man
over a year ago

firest hill

I’ve been good, I’ve been bad but only once have I been indifferent and that time really bothered me

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

11/10 You're welcome

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

8/10 I can always learn more

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

I'm brilliant in bed ...I can sleep for hours

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm very instinctual which seems to be a skill not many possess.

My strength is in finding that balance between being selfish and selfless.

My weakness is in not being a duracell bunny but then again I never need to be.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Total goddess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you imagine a human equivalent of Donald Duck banging and think that would be an interesting ride.

Well look no further ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s only fair we take an impartial view and I get some independent scoring performed by some of our membership. Please do get in touch to sign up

I’ll need a few dozen people for the results to be statistically significant

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m hyper self critical, so the wrong person to ask.

But I can only think of one or two disasters.

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By *igtone2310Man
over a year ago

Beverley

I'm 59 and still eager to learn, i think it depends on the woman you're with because in my experience they all like different things, i'd give myself a 5/10 until the lady let's me know what she likes x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Nobody has only had sex with me only one time, so that either means I'm not bad at it or they're hopeful that the next time will be better.

I've always enjoyed myself

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

A solid 4..B+ for effort c- for achievement..must do better or find himself behind his playmates.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I am good outside of the bedroom so anything inside it is great.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m never going to be the best sex you’ve ever had and I’m fine with that. I am an amazing kisser though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7/10 I can fuck for abit!! Weakness I take my time to get going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably think I'm 10/10, realistically probably no where near!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7/10 passionate open to most stuff just need more experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a great kisser 10/10

Stamina 8/10

Cum as many times as you like 10/10

Oral skills 9/10 (MADE A FEW SQUIRT)

fingering 9/10

Cock size above average 7/10

So based on the scores I'd say 8/10

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"From experience 10 I've held up my end which was satisfactory for both

If you're having to hold it up, I wouldn't give yourself a 10!

wasn't holding anything up I held my abilities up to satisfy and no complaints these weren't quick pleasurable experiences a whole night

It was a joke."

I know it was I can figure things out

but welcome to see this 10 in action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap but I bribe men with beer to meet

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I'm crap but I bribe men with beer to meet"

I'll take a bottle of Irn Bru and a Mars Bar.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

I've never been one for endless pounding, so it depends on your definition of good. I might be great for one lady and lacklustre for another

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