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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest" Would you message you? | |||
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest Would you message you? " I dunno that's why I'm asking | |||
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"ages 18 to 99... would you really shag a 99 year old?" I draw the line at 98. | |||
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"ages 18 to 99... would you really shag a 99 year old?" 99 my boundary | |||
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest Would you message you? I dunno that's why I'm asking" As you don’t know if you would message your type of profile, make your profile interesting enough so you know you would message. | |||
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"Honestly no OP. Not on any level. Start again and loose some of those awful pics." I don't even know what the awful ones are. I don't take things seriously. I'm having a bit of fun. I hoped people would see that from my amateur profile creation | |||
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"Why are you riding Jordan Pickford on one of your pictures?" Why not | |||
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"ages 18 to 99... would you really shag a 99 year old?" I have seen a 91 year old on fabs that I would be totally in .  I think she was catfishing
I’m pretty sure she 35 or 25 | |||
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest" No | |||
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"Why are you riding Jordan Pickford on one of your pictures? Why not" We can’t be risking injuries in the lead up to a World Cup. | |||
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"ages 18 to 99... would you really shag a 99 year old? 99 my boundary " okay once they get their telegram the are off limits  | |||
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"Ermmmm. Honestly, no it doesn't appeal to me. Have you checked out your competition? Take a look at some of the men's profiles who have commented on here for starters, that'll give you an idea of what constitutes an appealing profile. Ruby" Not mine | |||
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"ages 18 to 99... would you really shag a 99 year old? I have seen a 91 year old on fabs that I would be totally in . I think she was catfishing
I’m pretty sure she 35 or 25 "the lengths some women will go to play cougar.... | |||
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"Pictures need re-doing Safety harnesses Mess Beer Someone else's legs in your Dino picture Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture Loose the "I've got skills" status too Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better "I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around. Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me. I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun | |||
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"Pictures need re-doing Safety harnesses Mess Beer Someone else's legs in your Dino picture Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture Loose the "I've got skills" status too Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun"I hate it when ideas poo in my head. | |||
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"Why are you riding Jordan Pickford on one of your pictures?"
I had to go look....knew it had to be a T rex haha.
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"Pictures need re-doing Safety harnesses Mess Beer Someone else's legs in your Dino picture Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture Loose the "I've got skills" status too Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun
I hate it when ideas poo in my head. "Lol. Smelly sometimes though | |||
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"Why are you riding Jordan Pickford on one of your pictures?
I had to go look....knew it had to be a T rex haha.
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"Where were you going on your Dinosaur? Are they more economical than electric?" Very economical. Just need a diesel van to transport the goats for lunch | |||
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"oh wow these comments are brutal, I almost cant read them all and want to look away. lol your braver than me OP In wouldn't wanna be told how shit my profile is lol" I can't improve without any feedback. I'll take it all on board and see what I can do. I guess because the male to female ratio is so one sided we men have to strive to stand out and be perfect. | |||
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"Pictures need re-doing Safety harnesses Mess Beer Someone else's legs in your Dino picture Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture Loose the "I've got skills" status too Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun
I hate it when ideas poo in my head. "I can’t stop laughing at this  | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. " Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? | |||
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"Where were you going on your Dinosaur? Are they more economical than electric? Very economical. Just need a diesel van to transport the goats for lunch" That's a good Dinosaur As for your profile, you do your profile your way, be your best self | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? " The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. | |||
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest" You dont ask a fish how to catch a fish, you ask a fisherman Lose the work pics, the messy room pic, the dick pics, the dinosaus pic. Any pics with clothes on, smarten up. Dont have to wear a suit, just something neat and clean. As for the bio, i would ditch that too, just go with something neutral, 'looking to meet open minded ladies etc etc'. Lose any reference to geezer as well, so change profile name if you can | |||
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"Your monochrome cock photo is fabulous 
Ok for you?"It’s very big  | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. " I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing. I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing. I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me" Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail | |||
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"Where were you going on your Dinosaur? Are they more economical than electric? Very economical. Just need a diesel van to transport the goats for lunch" | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing. I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail" That's the next problem...getting that first verification. If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol | |||
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest You dont ask a fish how to catch a fish, you ask a fisherman Lose the work pics, the messy room pic, the dick pics, the dinosaus pic. Any pics with clothes on, smarten up. Dont have to wear a suit, just something neat and clean. As for the bio, i would ditch that too, just go with something neutral, 'looking to meet open minded ladies etc etc'. Lose any reference to geezer as well, so change profile name if you can" ^this.
There’s been some good advice on this thread, both this (which I think is spot on) and from the ladies earlier who are obviously your target market.
If you’re serious about the feedback rather than just batting it all away (which on first glance you appear to be doing) then you will consolidate it all at the end and consider what people have said.
At the end of the day though, it’s your profile and the person that has to be happy with it is you. As someone else asked would you message you if you was a lady?
Try to put yourself in their position and think what they want to see .. if you think your profile matches that, then leave it as is as it’s as good as it can get. If not, what sort of changes would you want to see to impress yourself? | |||
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"Pictures need re-doing Safety harnesses Mess Beer Someone else's legs in your Dino picture Hand over the camera lens for your penis picture Loose the "I've got skills" status too Sell yourself better, take time to do the pictures and it would be better
I don't really expect to meet anyone from here. I'm a normal guy who will be fun to be around.
Some of these guys are like sex robots. So serious and that just ain't me.
I'm spontaneous. We might be doing something and an idea poos in my head. Yeah let's do that. It's fun
I hate it when ideas poo in my head.
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing. I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail That's the next problem...getting that first verification. If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol" Go along to a club or an organised social event,you could easily pick up a few verifications. | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing. I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail" I would agree. Get some meets under your belt, and I’m the meantime do some reading/educating of yourself on BDSM, consent/boundaries/ssc/rack etc | |||
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest You dont ask a fish how to catch a fish, you ask a fisherman Lose the work pics, the messy room pic, the dick pics, the dinosaus pic. Any pics with clothes on, smarten up. Dont have to wear a suit, just something neat and clean. As for the bio, i would ditch that too, just go with something neutral, 'looking to meet open minded ladies etc etc'. Lose any reference to geezer as well, so change profile name if you can ^this.
There’s been some good advice on this thread, both this (which I think is spot on) and from the ladies earlier who are obviously your target market.
If you’re serious about the feedback rather than just batting it all away (which on first glance you appear to be doing) then you will consolidate it all at the end and consider what people have said.
At the end of the day though, it’s your profile and the person that has to be happy with it is you. As someone else asked would you message you if you was a lady?
Try to put yourself in their position and think what they want to see .. if you think your profile matches that, then leave it as is as it’s as good as it can get. If not, what sort of changes would you want to see to impress yourself? "Apologies firstly to anyone who made a comment if it felt like I batting it away. There is obviously a lot of work I need to do with my profile. I'll try and take everyone's advice on board and see what I can do. I do appreciate everyone taking the time and offering advice. Wish me luck | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing. I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail That's the next problem...getting that first verification. If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol Go along to a club or an organised social event,you could easily pick up a few verifications." Would wearing my harness help me? | |||
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"Honestly no there are a few too many red flags for us " Can you tell me what they are? | |||
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"How many men have you met off here to know they're all "sex robots"?" I've not met any but the way some guys talk to people in video chat and stuff and how they go on about this and that. It's like it's become routine and not spontaneous | |||
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"Your photos are not great, it looks like you’re offering to take people rock climbing with that harness? They don’t have to be all muscle or posing, just have a better composition. The bio is wishy washy, and you don’t seem sure of what you are, which is off putting. Could you tell me what you mean about I don't know what I am? The sentence about your Dom side, it’s doesn’t inspire any confidence in your ability to Dom, because it doesn’t sound like you’re sure of it. I'm not an experienced dom like some others I'm not a bull into humiliation and that thing. I want to be in charge. Do what I say type of thing. I'm trying to explore that side . It seems like most want level 10 pros for anything. Learning has always been fun for me Honestly, forget all of that stuff. Just get a few meets under your belt first before you start getting into that kind of detail That's the next problem...getting that first verification. If I was on here more I'd probably have got it by now but No luck so far any meet that woukd get you the very wants one for the meet. Lol Go along to a club or an organised social event,you could easily pick up a few verifications. Would wearing my harness help me?" No, and don't take your dinosaur along either | |||
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"Is there a photo of a toddler in a nap py above your head in one of your pics?" There is actually I just had a look. That's my son. He fell asleep on the stairs. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't." Maybe he just loves ironing every day. Women love that | |||
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"If it’s one thing I know about the ladies it’s that they love, LOVE, dick pics, safety harnesses and messy backgrounds." Looks like I was wrong. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't." Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here." Is your mother a magpie? | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here." Threw your mum right under the bus here didn’t you! | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here." How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent " Tuesday. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here." Fair play to you for taking it well. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday." I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect." Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop " It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect." Fair play, this thread has made me laugh
The kitchen: the cupboards seem empty - I want to put all the stuff away!
Yes, what the others said though! Tidy the background or take a decent selfie against a blank wall perhaps. The dick pics are a bit weird, I’m confused about the 2 different sizes of Fosters cans
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. " Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect." I get that not everybody has the time nor inclination to be super clean but that's going a bit far. You could catch something if you spent too long in that room. Ebola...or schizophrenia, maybe. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect." Bro take no notice of the acerbic comments above, some of which are so condescending it defies belief. You look like a real nice chap who works hard and presumably looks after his family. I would say though that fab is a plastic hallway populated with self promoting phillstines and equally plastic people. A place where good chaps die like dogs in a gutter. There is however a negative side! | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? " "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"" Stick it in resus! I'll get the footpump! | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? " I think that’s Davey Crocketts hat, it’s not been tidied since he called for a brew. In 1834. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!"" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know " So not a sentient being then. Fair enough | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know " Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. " It doesn't bother me | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. " What’s a no mark? | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. " Said the mysterious shadowy being, facelessly lurking in a depraved and perverted corner of the interwebs | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? I think that’s Davey Crocketts hat, it’s not been tidied since he called for a brew. In 1834." He's probably still waiting for the kettle to be unlost like the Holy Grail | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. Said the mysterious shadowy being, facelessly lurking in a depraved and perverted corner of the interwebs" Said an arse...........picture or two | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. What’s a no mark?" Someone who arrogant and not better? | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. What’s a no mark? Someone who arrogant and not better?" Oh ok, thought you were including me for a second. Thanks for clarifying. | |||
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"Also, what in the holy hell is going on with that room? Is it a kitchen? Why do you have a stack of filing units from a 1980s tax office next to your fridge? Why is there a single white cuphoard in a row of blue? Why are there flip flops everywhere? You're really risking a vertebrae if you trip on all that clutter. Does that ironing board ever get folded down and put away? No, of course it doesn't. Haha that's an old pic at my mums. I'm getting slaughtered here. How old is the pic? Keep the pics recent Tuesday. I dunno last year some time I think. I remember bringing a girl home that night and that's why I kept the pic . Lol I have never been narcissistic it may seem like I don't give a shit but I like people to see me for who I am. I work 10 hours a day Mon to Friday and work on a Saturday I don't have the time to be perfect. Yeah but think of the flip flops! The flip is miles away from the flop, at least put them together before you take a pic. Nobody likes an untidy flip & flop It wasn't a pic taken for here. It was just a pic on my phone. If you guys think some new pics will help I'll take some. Do I look attractive though. Even if I need a bit of work. Dunno boss, I can't get past the poor flip flop And is that a cat curled up on the side table? "Karen, KAREN...I've got a cat with no pulse here!" I think it's a hat or the bit that attaches to a jacket around the neck. But truthfully there both guesses. I don't know Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. What’s a no mark? Someone who arrogant and not better? Oh ok, thought you were including me for a second. Thanks for clarifying." You’re welcome! | |||
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But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?"It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves  he did ask people to be honest! | |||
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But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest! "I can take the banter. I haven't complained. If this is what's important to people it's good to know | |||
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You actually have cake though?"I know right, and even that's not enough to get me a cheeky message | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest! "Yes I suppose you are right. But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled. | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled."No one has said I'm ugly or grotesque. To me that's a win. Taking a few new pics without crap in the background isn't too hard | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
No one has said I'm ugly or grotesque. To me that's a win. Taking a few new pics without crap in the background isn't too hard"Ok mate! | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled."Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended? Seems like a waste of energy. | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy."Would be much better directed towards giving OP's mum's kitchen a good scrub | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
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"So going to a few club meets is my best option going forward? Would I get any interest?" I would say so, and if you wanted to discover the Dom side then some clubs have events aimed at people wanting an introduction into the lifestyle | |||
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"So going to a few club meets is my best option going forward? Would I get any interest? I would say so, and if you wanted to discover the Dom side then some clubs have events aimed at people wanting an introduction into the lifestyle " I took your advice and got rid of that about the dom on my profile. It does interest me but I just want to get involved a bit more first and maybe explore it. Pic of me and my mate Tony t rex also gone. | |||
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"No I don't find it appealing at all. You are a 37 year old man in your prime, able to accommodate and tall. Not bad looking. You need better pics and more than a 2 line bio, make some effort!" Updated the bio. Any better? | |||
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"So going to a few club meets is my best option going forward? Would I get any interest? I would say so, and if you wanted to discover the Dom side then some clubs have events aimed at people wanting an introduction into the lifestyle I took your advice and got rid of that about the dom on my profile. It does interest me but I just want to get involved a bit more first and maybe explore it. Pic of me and my mate Tony t rex also gone. " Damn it! I just read this entire thread thinking "I really need to check out the dino pic, will do it once I finish reading" | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy."It seems so. That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified. My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on! | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!"All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose. Harsh. I’d follow that mantra too if I was you. Enjoy. | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy."Ha ha ha ha you are lad! Thank fully I am not you. | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest" Op. One person on her could tell you they don’t want dick picks on your profile. The next will tell you they do.!! What can you do with this type of of advice.? You’ll never make a perfect profile that speaks to everyone. The forum is made up of a small minority on fab. You’re adjusting your profile to apeal to the minority who have chosen to reply on your thread. | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
Did you just have a stroke?"Harsh? | |||
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I'm soooooo disappointed!!! | |||
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest" pics are better than they were you still need more write up, good luck  | |||
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"No cock pics?!
I'm soooooo disappointed!!! "But loads of tit pics | |||
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Also know the difference between MMF and MFM - trust me, there’s a difference, especially if you are ‘straight’
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"Is my profile appealing to you ladies. Be honest Op. One person on her could tell you they don’t want dick picks on your profile. The next will tell you they do.!! What can you do with this type of of advice.? You’ll never make a perfect profile that speaks to everyone. The forum is made up of a small minority on fab. You’re adjusting your profile to apeal to the minority who have chosen to reply on your thread. " | |||
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"ages 18 to 99... would you really shag a 99 year old?" If it was Kylie I'd shag her if she was 110 | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
Did you just have a stroke?"Jonny Jonny Jonny Resorting to childish jibes in a discussion is a little tiresome don’t you think. However if we are resorting to that level I really do take exception to the comment especially coming from a chap with both Napoleon and narcissistic traits. Now pop along and perhaps get ready for work? | |||
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"FFS I turn my back for a few hours and miss all fun. Looks like it has all kicked off in here and I've missed out on some absolute belters "It’s available on catch up TV | |||
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" Fella don’t respond to these no marks they are behaving quite appallingly. I don’t think you can call people out for commenting and be insulting about them
But they can be insulting to the OP who seems a little overwhelmed?
It’s brave to ask for profile advice in this section of the forum for starters. Like throwing yourself to the wolves he did ask people to be honest!
Yes I suppose you are right.
But I dare say if the comments the OP has received were aimed at a female the accusation of bullying would rightly levelled.
Wait, so you’re offended on behalf of the OP who is in fact not offended?
Seems like a waste of energy.
It seems so.
That said it’s my energy to waste and I just saw the Fab vultures circling round a wounded moose. The OP was, in my view, saying anything to ingratiate himself to said avian creatures who as soon as they smelled blood went for the kill. As I say if the OP was a woman then allegations of bullying and pecking at self esteem would be, rightly justified.
My response to the avian flock would be here is twenty pence go phone someone who gives a flock. I usually don’t take Fab seriously I will follow that mantra slavishly from now on!
All I got from that was that you called the OP a moose.
Harsh.
I’d follow that mantra too if I was you.
Enjoy.
Ha ha ha ha you are lad!
Thank fully I am not you.
Did you just have a stroke?
Jonny Jonny Jonny
Resorting to childish jibes in a discussion is a little tiresome don’t you think.
However if we are resorting to that level I really do take exception to the comment especially coming from a chap with both Napoleon and narcissistic traits.
Now pop along and perhaps get ready for work?"Oh I see you’re one of those “must have the last word” types. Haven’t you got somebody else to go and be offended on behalf of? And It’s the sociopathic traits I worry about. I’ll let you have the last word so you feel better though, get typing. | |||
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"…. I've missed out on some absolute belters "I’ll say this when I leave fab. | |||
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