FabSwingers.com forum: Cocksize verification system

By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

What do you think, could that work?

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By *he Running Man 2022Man
over a year ago

Shipley, Bradford

I don't really need my cock size verifying.

I may be wrong but I dont think too many Women are bothered about what size, a cock is. It tends to be more about the Man whose attached to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer using keys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really need my cock size verifying.

I may be wrong but I dont think too many Women are bothered about what size, a cock is. It tends to be more about the Man whose attached to it "

Definitely wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cans of Lynx Africa at the ready....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really can't see it taking over thumbprint verification in daily life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would need to be quite sophisticated. Some of the biggest cocks on here don't even have a penis

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Yes please...and no cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would need to be quite sophisticated. Some of the biggest cocks on here don't even have a penis

PMSL one knob is not the same as the other!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I don't really need my cock size verifying.

I may be wrong but I dont think too many Women are bothered about what size, a cock is. It tends to be more about the Man whose attached to it "

Yeah you're right. But I'm a size queen and greedy girl. I want both

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I really can't see it taking over thumbprint verification in daily life

My phone uses face recognition, so maybe it could take over that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky Remote Ready

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Cans of Lynx Africa at the ready...."

Or sky remote

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Could always use a spaghetti portion sizes they are a thing would only do girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poor Fab admins that would have to confirm all of those...

Declined, tape measure starts at penis, not balls remember!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Cock size is mostly only important to guys though. Do you really need a system to pat you on the back and say well done you've got a big one?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Only for those guys that want to put it in their profile and claim a specific number.

Some don't care.

Some do.

Some evidently don't know how a tape measure works, where to start from or what the numbers on one actually mean.

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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"I don't really need my cock size verifying.

I may be wrong but I dont think too many Women are bothered about what size, a cock is. It tends to be more about the Man whose attached to it "

Well speak for yourself, some of us do so don't be so dismissive please. Not everyone is so reserved and feel the need to be quite egotistical actually...

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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Only for those guys that want to put it in their profile and claim a specific number.

Some don't care.

Some do.

Some evidently don't know how a tape measure works, where to start from or what the numbers on one actually mean.

I still think this idea needs exploration though

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

Are we using sky remotes or cans of Special Brew for comparison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it better to measure first thing in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really need my cock size verifying.

I may be wrong but I dont think too many Women are bothered about what size, a cock is. It tends to be more about the Man whose attached to it

Definitely wrong."

Definitely NOT wrong

#notallwomen

#listendon'ttell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those it matters too, they'll ask and find out.

Maybe.

As for making it a feature.

Hahaha.

Yeah alright, because every other metric here is so accurate and verifiable.

Honestly, I'd rather have gifs and memes first.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"For those it matters too, they'll ask and find out.

Maybe.

As for making it a feature.

Hahaha.

Yeah alright, because every other metric here is so accurate and verifiable.

Honestly, I'd rather have gifs and memes first."

Meh.

Next thing you'll want is 'like' and 'share' buttons!

Life is about more than likes and shares.

*like and share this post if you agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those it matters too, they'll ask and find out.

Maybe.

As for making it a feature.

Hahaha.

Yeah alright, because every other metric here is so accurate and verifiable.

Honestly, I'd rather have gifs and memes first.

Meh.

Next thing you'll want is 'like' and 'share' buttons!

Life is about more than likes and shares.

*like and share this post if you agree.

Like, share, subscribe?

No no no.

I literally couldn't care less.

Punctuating a sarcy comment with something more, perfick.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm still able to provide this service tp suitable men

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Yes please...and no cheating

I suggest you be in charge of verification, all men must submit to a physical examination

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What do you think, could that work?"
just take a pic with a tape measure...... Sorted

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Is that like claiming to have a HGV licence but struggling to parallel park your fiesta?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you have to sit naked infront of a panel of official adjudicators ? How many judges will there be ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wise man once said:

“It is not the size of the ship nor the motion of the ocean that matters. What counts is that when the ship reaches port, the captain makes sure everyone gets off”.

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

"I don't really need my cock size verifying.

I may be wrong but I dont think too many Women are bothered about what size, a cock is. It tends to be more about the Man whose attached to it

Definitely wrong."

You God damn wright

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

There's a very simple solution to all these women that are apparently obsessed with cock sizes.

Stop meeting them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect it would turn into a game of whack a mole quite quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you think, could that work?"

I’ve had this said to me before…. When she was verifying my cock.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"I'm still able to provide this service tp suitable men

Ah, you're such a saint. Selfless. A role model for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really need my cock size verifying.

I may be wrong but I dont think too many Women are bothered about what size, a cock is. It tends to be more about the Man whose attached to it

Definitely wrong.

Definitely NOT wrong

#notallwomen

#listendon'ttell"

Fair one.

The micro penis guys with great personalities clean up on here.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Yes there should be a government department for this with a Minister of Genitals and regular visits to authenticate dimensions.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Yes there should be a government department for this with a Minister of Genitals and regular visits to authenticate dimensions."

I would make a comment here about Government backhanders but it might be misconstrued

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My Size (other condoms are available) do a measuring app where you get a colour/number combination. German engineering eh?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

This is where we all realise how much Annie Wilkes used to do for the forums.

She was an authority on penis’s.

Shame she got head hunted for channel 4’s naked attraction.

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Il let yourselves decide

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By *y3942Man
over a year ago

hastings

could be a simple 2 step authentication process.

1) fab adds an option for penis length just like sex or age, which can be used in search options.

2) the profile must have a public picture with a ruler or standard sized item like a 330ml can beside the cock.

part 1 is on fab, part 2 is on the guy.

by a woman using the search option, she narrows down the number of profiles shes looking through, then its on her to judge the cock.

fab could do with a lot more search/block options tbh.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I'm still able to provide this service tp suitable men

Ah, you're such a saint. Selfless. A role model for us all

Yes, I am truly the replacement for Mother Theresa, without the downsides. Measuring cocks, providing a Sophie Slut accreditation & certificate

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Are thinking of an European Standard so we can meet people from across the channel or are you talking BS.... British Standard

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

It is really, really not difficult to correctly measure a penis.

Anyone doing so badly is being deliberately deceptive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is really, really not difficult to correctly measure a penis.

Anyone doing so badly is being deliberately deceptive. "

Okay. Entertain me. How do you measure yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

I think you should hit them against a piano and see what note it rings out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

I think you should hit them against a piano and see what note it rings out. "

Splendid idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

I think you should hit them against a piano and see what note it rings out.

Splendid idea

Mines and F#

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

I think you should hit them against a piano and see what note it rings out. "
mine hit the G

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

Or volume? Water displacement from a vessel, could do it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"It is really, really not difficult to correctly measure a penis.

Anyone doing so badly is being deliberately deceptive. "

Surely not something that a man on fab, or anywhere would even consider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

I think you should hit them against a piano and see what note it rings out. mine hit the G

*smooth.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think you should weigh them on the kitchen scales. Dick size should be based on mass

I think you should hit them against a piano and see what note it rings out. mine hit the G

*smooth.

Just make sure you trim your nails, or you'll hit an F sharp

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It is really, really not difficult to correctly measure a penis.

Anyone doing so badly is being deliberately deceptive.

Okay. Entertain me. How do you measure yours?

Correctly.

For length: Along the top of the shaft, from the abdomen to the tip.

For girth: Around the thickest part of the shaft.

“I don’t own a ruler!” Get one for 80p from the stationery section of Tesco. There is also a 40p ruler, but that’s only 15cm so nobody will admit to buying that.

“I don’t have a measuring tape!” Get one for £1.30 for the sewing and clothing care section of Tesco.

Once people have mastered the above, we’ll talk about bone-pressed length (BPL) versus non-bone-pressed length (NBPL).

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"It is really, really not difficult to correctly measure a penis.

Anyone doing so badly is being deliberately deceptive. "

Or not very good at measuring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is really, really not difficult to correctly measure a penis.

Anyone doing so badly is being deliberately deceptive.

Okay. Entertain me. How do you measure yours?

Correctly.

For length: Along the top of the shaft, from the abdomen to the tip.

For girth: Around the thickest part of the shaft.

……

Once people have mastered the above, we’ll talk about bone-pressed length (BPL) versus non-bone-pressed length (NBPL).

Sounds legit

that’s how I’d have measured it. …twice. (Once a tradesman, always a tradesman)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It is really, really not difficult to correctly measure a penis.

Anyone doing so badly is being deliberately deceptive.

Okay. Entertain me. How do you measure yours?

Correctly.

For length: Along the top of the shaft, from the abdomen to the tip.

For girth: Around the thickest part of the shaft.

“I don’t own a ruler!” Get one for 80p from the stationery section of Tesco. There is also a 40p ruler, but that’s only 15cm so nobody will admit to buying that.

“I don’t have a measuring tape!” Get one for £1.30 for the sewing and clothing care section of Tesco.

Once people have mastered the above, we’ll talk about bone-pressed length (BPL) versus non-bone-pressed length (NBPL).

Wouldn't recommend one of those DIY tape measures. If it snaps back, you might lose an inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont need one thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick.

You just did it to 'micropenis guys'

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick."

I enjoy it too. There aren't many other uses for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick.

You just did it to 'micropenis guys'

But I didn’t.

I said they had great personalities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick.

You just did it to 'micropenis guys'

But I didn’t.

I said they had great personalities."

Some, not all.

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia

"It would need to be quite sophisticated. Some of the biggest cocks on here don't even have a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick.

You just did it to 'micropenis guys'

But I didn’t.

I said they had great personalities.

Some, not all."

Riiiight, good backtrack.

You're digging a bigger hole though. Saying their great personality saves them or is the only draw.

Also, if you were thinking that the micropenis part was irrelevant to their identity it wouldn't have been mentioned at all would it, it'd be an irrelevance... a simple fact like the colour of the sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick.

You just did it to 'micropenis guys'

But I didn’t.

I said they had great personalities.

Some, not all.

Riiiight, good backtrack.

You're digging a bigger hole though. Saying their great personality saves them or is the only draw.

It’s not really a backtrack, there’s no hole or digging.

I didn’t deny saying it.

It was very relevant for the point I was making.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love nothing more than to be reduced to just the size of my dick.

You just did it to 'micropenis guys'

But I didn’t.

I said they had great personalities.

Some, not all.

Riiiight, good backtrack.

You're digging a bigger hole though. Saying their great personality saves them or is the only draw.

It’s not really a backtrack, there’s no hole or digging.

I didn’t deny saying it.

It was very relevant for the point I was making.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody must use a picture of Jeremy Beadles hand as a scale of reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you join a joke thread and discover you misread the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the only fair system is to pop into your local branch of Clarks shoes, and whip out your winky onto the foot measuring thing. Obviously make sure this isn't in the week before school starts, and ensure you wipe down before use (kids are dirty creatures).

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

No, but it could be sized against a sky remote control lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the only fair system is to pop into your local branch of Clarks shoes, and whip out your winky onto the foot measuring thing. Obviously make sure this isn't in the week before school starts, and ensure you wipe down before use (kids are dirty creatures)."
and then you can say it's a foot long

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Great idea, they do length and girth

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

No because then I'll get even more straight guys asking me to bum them.

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By *inkyBiBlackMaleMan
over a year ago

London

What next? Pussy deepness verification system

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What next? Pussy deepness verification system

Yes. We've already decided that involves expanding foam and a volumetric measurement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a useful add-on service from your local jeweller, who's already used to sizing up rings and fingers.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"What next? Pussy deepness verification system

Yes. We've already decided that involves expanding foam and a volumetric measurement

Is there not also a scale of tightness required, measured using inner tube and air pressure?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Is this because some people actually lie about their size? I mean, why? You are only going to disappoint people by lieing and then get a shit verification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What next? Pussy deepness verification system

Yes. We've already decided that involves expanding foam and a volumetric measurement

Is there not also a scale of tightness required, measured using inner tube and air pressure?"

Surely this would be just a finger scale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this because some people actually lie about their size? I mean, why? You are only going to disappoint people by lieing and then get a shit verification. "

I say mines smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would matter if I was also interested in "how deep is my vagina?". Somehow though, I want to ask questions of a different depth

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"What next? Pussy deepness verification system

Yes. We've already decided that involves expanding foam and a volumetric measurement

Don't forget coefficient of elasticity (for effective 'grip' of cock girth), and level of dampness (including 'working' time span)

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"What next? Pussy deepness verification system

Yes. We've already decided that involves expanding foam and a volumetric measurement

Is there not also a scale of tightness required, measured using inner tube and air pressure?

Surely this would be just a finger scale?"

Evidence in digital rectal examination is that there is a large inter-observer variation. A formal manometer would be preferable.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"What next? Pussy deepness verification system

Yes. We've already decided that involves expanding foam and a volumetric measurement

Is there not also a scale of tightness required, measured using inner tube and air pressure?

Surely this would be just a finger scale?"

I knew my piano teacher was kinky...

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In almost 9 years on Fab, I have never ever asked a man to measure his penis.

People can get a rough idea of size from a photo of it. So no we don't need a verification system.

I have quite often been asked how big my tits are though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In almost 9 years on Fab, I have never ever asked a man to measure his penis.

People can get a rough idea of size from a photo of it. So no we don't need a verification system.

I have quite often been asked how big my tits are though.

"
gwan gwan ask someone to you know you want to

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What next? Pussy deepness verification system

Yes. We've already decided that involves expanding foam and a volumetric measurement

Is there not also a scale of tightness required, measured using inner tube and air pressure?

Surely this would be just a finger scale?

Evidence in digital rectal examination is that there is a large inter-observer variation. A formal manometer would be preferable.

Quite. We should take care to measure scientifically.

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By *ood You KindlyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I don’t have sky and don’t use lynx deodorant. How am I supposed to prove the size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if any man has ever put it on one of those foot measuring machines in Clarks. The elctronic version of the little gadget we had back in the olden days you had to strap your foot into.

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I ditched Sky years ago, Mine now looks enormous next to the Amazon Firestick remote.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

It's clear to see I'm not on the large side

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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"When you join a joke thread and discover you misread the room

I am NOT JOKING!!!!

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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"When you join a joke thread and discover you misread the room

I am NOT JOKING!!!!

Never joked in my life

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

My dick - as a grower - is literally never the same size. I envy these guys who can definitively say what size it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does someone hold my balls whilst someone else measures my peen with their mouth? If yes sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only a man could suggest this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a man could suggest this

Their worries are measurable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a man could suggest this

Their worries are measurable

Does size matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a man could suggest this

Their worries are measurable

Does size matter?"

Just As a personal preference. Not exclusive though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a man could suggest this

Their worries are measurable

Does size matter?

Just As a personal preference. Not exclusive though "

Perhaps there should be a dickage depth guage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really not about the size guys

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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"My dick - as a grower - is literally never the same size. I envy these guys who can definitively say what size it is."

Just round it up to the nearest 1/4 inch

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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Does someone hold my balls whilst someone else measures my peen with their mouth? If yes sign me up "

You're getting a head of yourself there...

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By *hirley OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Only a man could suggest this

I feeling some misandry here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you join a joke thread and discover you misread the room

I am NOT JOKING!!!!

Never joked in my life"

Yeah I get that now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a man could suggest this

Well, I’ve never had a woman suggest she’d like to measure it…

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

I don’t know If size matter or not but one thing is sure, When i surf on Fab looking at profiles read them in 90% of them i must find atleast one of this word-BBC-bwc-big-huge-monster-“-9”-10”11” etc

PS: no ofense to no one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In ! "

Before just Pete says it :

Can’t feel anything !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In !

Before just Pete says it :

Can’t feel anything !

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but is it to the max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In !

Before just Pete says it :

Can’t feel anything !

but is it to the max"

As usual. I do try

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Maybe cocks could be measured in cubic meterage

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By *yore34Man
over a year ago

Hull

I'm happy with my size not sure on if I'm girthy or not ??

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"I'm happy with my size not sure on if I'm girthy or not ??"

That’s where the cubic meterage system is a bit vague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a calibrated measuring jug and fill it to the brim with warm water.

Take out said penis and stimulate it to maximum size(if possible).

Plop it into the jug and as some one once said ‘Eureka’.

A bit of quick maths and voila.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

There is already a real cock size girth measuring system in use in the medical community.

It’s a lot like a ring sizer with cutouts around a disk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take a calibrated measuring jug and fill it to the brim with warm water.

Take out said penis and stimulate it to maximum size(if possible).

Plop it into the jug and as some one once said ‘Eureka’.

A bit of quick maths and voila.

If done shortly before play this will this also qualify as a wash?

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Take a calibrated measuring jug and fill it to the brim with warm water.

Take out said penis and stimulate it to maximum size(if possible).

Plop it into the jug and as some one once said ‘Eureka’.

A bit of quick maths and voila.

If done shortly before play this will this also qualify as a wash? "

Good point.

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