FabSwingers.com forum: Not Meeting Joke thread

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Why aren't you meeting . Riculoulous or wrong answers only .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covid

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

My owners won't let me, they want me all for themselves!!!

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Because I'm only here to have some intellectual conversations

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Taking turns with my identical twin

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Mental hospital won’t release me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vicki would castrate me.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm a fake.

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By *weedeldumbCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leeds & Harrogate

Me knob and bollox are now sooooo big that the wheelbarrow I was pushing em round in has just collapsed under the weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phalloplasty went wrong and now I can only fuck myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because in over 50 not hung not racked single so obviously im married

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im a fake too..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"im a fake too.."

I'm more fake than you.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Global supply chain delays mean I'm still awaiting my shipping container of 500,000 condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos EVERYONE except me on Fab is a fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going to the bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pussy is currently cooking the Christmas Turkey and my vagina wall temperature will take 7 weeks to cook it so on Christmas day once I've popped it out of my hole I'll be ready to MEAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy is currently cooking the Christmas Turkey and my vagina wall temperature will take 7 weeks to cook it so on Christmas day once I've popped it out of my hole I'll be ready to MEAT"

^She's a master baster.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Currently “working on the rigs”…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a fake."

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avian flu.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Cos I've got some paint that needs to be watched whilst it's drying

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I work for Sydney University collecting data. For some reason that puts people off

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm a fake.

Lol.

I see that I'm not the only Fabville resident

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Erm.... what's a 'meet' please???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a time waster.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've dropped my false teeth down the toilet..

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"I've dropped my false teeth down the toilet.. "

Could still give em a damn good gumming

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By *aldymancguyMan
over a year ago

Manc

I'm fake. And a time waster. And I work for Sydney University.

G'day mate!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

The last woman I met was split in half by my huge cock.

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By *rettyboylloydMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I don't like any of you. You all smell.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

My mum won't give me the bus fare

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By *illiam180Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I live on a disused oil rig. 200 miles off the coast of the Falkland Islands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's cold

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I'm on riot patrol.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 06/11/22 20:16:06]

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

A racoon has taken me hostage and is making me play Rock Paper Scissors with real rocks, papers and scissors….

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By *uke-de-PleasureMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I only use Fab to randomly wink at people

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By *lakeyboyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Its my time of the month

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Only here for the ego boost

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

We live the lives of a monk and a nun.

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

London

Because I’m checking all my deleted messages.

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By *rincess1988Woman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

My mum said no.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm washing my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was using a lynx can to measurel me clit and I accidentally pressed it and now it has frost bite.

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By *hirleyMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I have to return some video tapes

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By *liceinwanderlust101Woman
over a year ago

Cambridge/London

Busy being a professional

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

A bit tied up at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog ate my phone x

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By *nterblueMan
over a year ago

manchester

Real people scare the shit out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The troll that lives under my stairs wont give me my house keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already met everyone. Including the newbies due to join next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much in demand

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By *erryb92Man
over a year ago

Yateley

I'm actually harry potter and I'm locked in the cupboard under the stairs

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m too ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a vegan

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I’m a time waster

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I'm a vegan

Shit

That’s worse than being a fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a vegan

Shit

That’s worse than being a fake!"

Worse still, I'm a fake vegan

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm washing my wig

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I'm a vegan

Shit

That’s worse than being a fake!

Worse still, I'm a fake vegan

Hells bells!!!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I'm washing my wig

Head or merkin?

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I’m outside your house right now

It’s not my fault you didn’t tell me the right town !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a vegan

Shit

That’s worse than being a fake!

Worse still, I'm a fake vegan

Hells bells!!!"

If that isn't the best excuse ever then I don't know what is

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm washing my wig

Head or merkin?"

Under boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm washing my wig

Head or merkin?

Under boob

That's one place to hide in your case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in Timbuktu

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
over a year ago

West Suffolk

I’m too busy messaging asking what anyone would do to me on a meet, so now I’m wanking thinking about it but I will cum before we actually meet

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I can’t meet You because Ive got 3 Other meets planned today and 500 messages off single women to go through before lunch!!

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I’m in the middle of a sex embargo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live in Timbuktu

As a member of the Wherethefuckarewe tribe in Timbuktu I'm available within the hour

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm washing my wig

Head or merkin?

Under boob

That's one place to hide in your case

And that is exactly where I hide my case

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