FabSwingers.com forum: Fuming when somebody actually replies to your body shape

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, no I am not a 'chunky monkey'

Well, yes I probably am!... But on the 'I'll feel sexy scale'. It's fairly probably low

What's your favourite message you've had?

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

Decent size cock for a tranny

That one got me so hot under the collar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Decent size cock for a tranny

That one got me so hot under the collar"

Not, you have a cracking 'pair'... Of boobs?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

“Your too fat” to which I replied “your too ugly’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Your too fat” to which I replied “your too ugly’ "

I love you flamingo tattoo by the way

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"Decent size cock for a tranny

That one got me so hot under the collar

Not, you have a cracking 'pair'... Of boobs?

No boob compliments for me

But i did get a "no thanks, i am fishing" brush off

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"“Your too fat” to which I replied “your too ugly’

I love you flamingo tattoo by the way

Thanks lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I've had is "you've got great legs for a Indian man"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best one I've had is "you've got great legs for a Indian man""

Err?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, no I am not a 'chunky monkey'

Well, yes I probably am!... But on the 'I'll feel sexy scale'. It's fairly probably low

What's your favourite message you've had? "

A message ?..what's that ?

..ahh no lm only joking ...Tbh l have got compliments both in real life and here from women , both very flattering , l don't really know what my favourite is because they were so flattering, they really ment a lot to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, no I am not a 'chunky monkey'

Well, yes I probably am!... But on the 'I'll feel sexy scale'. It's fairly probably low

What's your favourite message you've had?

A message ?..what's that ?

This lovely to be appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best one I've had is "you've got great legs for a Indian man"

Err?

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I swear that's the best message I've got

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Not really a body type message but I've been told by a well known forum couple that I would be hotter if I wasn't Irish.

I can't remember if they started the "be nice" thread the same day or it could have been the day before.

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By *ingerrNutsMan
over a year ago

Poole

This was a year ago, but it still makes me laugh. 'A Ginger guy yea? Will look better smeared in my shit'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that as big as your cock gets. I repied not my fault you have a big fanny. Shouldnt have i know. Lol

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I was informed in one message that I had a better build than a Rolls Royce and a better body than a porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea don’t get any messages

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"No, no I am not a 'chunky monkey'

Well, yes I probably am!... But on the 'I'll feel sexy scale'. It's fairly probably low

I'm not having someone said anything bad about your pics op. You are one sexy lady with a great body.

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

Had plenty of compliments but off the wrong sex haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not really a body type message but I've been told by a well known forum couple that I would be hotter if I wasn't Irish.

I can't remember if they started the "be nice" thread the same day or it could have been the day before.

Ooh! Well now how doesn't like an Irish accent? (apart from who messaged you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I know I am missing out because I don’t any of those messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I know I am missing out because I don’t any of those messages

Ha! I bet yours are all just how pretty you are

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Never had any offensive messages - if I did, I’d return the favour immediately!

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

"“Your too fat” to which I replied “your too ugly’ "

You’re NOT too fat..

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area

"No, no I am not a 'chunky monkey'

Well, yes I probably am!... But on the 'I'll feel sexy scale'. It's fairly probably low

What's your favourite message you've had? "

I don’t get messages. Anyway, you’re lovely - worry not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I know I am missing out because I don’t any of those messages

Ha! I bet yours are all just how pretty you are "

maybe not to that extent but none that were offensive I guess.

Now I am thinking about I just had one asking me to fuck off from the forums but that’s about it in 8 years I think.

I am missing out

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Slightly different but I get "you have a fantastic body *for your age*"!! I'm perfectly aware - and comfortable with - my age but talk about how to turn a compliment into an insult with 3 little words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You look good for your age' Like why does my age have to be a thing. Can I just not look good?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

We’ve been called ugly. I mean I know I’m no oil painting, but I am beautiful on the inside

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I was informed in one message that I had a better build than a Rolls Royce and a better body than a porn star "

Snap!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 'your photos can't be real at your age'

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I was informed in one message that I had a better build than a Rolls Royce and a better body than a porn star

Snap!!!"

Damn. Does that mean it was a copy and paste job? I feel less special now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually get “oh, is that your face”.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I was informed in one message that I had a better build than a Rolls Royce and a better body than a porn star

Snap!!!

Damn. Does that mean it was a copy and paste job? I feel less special now

A couple of words were slightly different if it helps

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I got told I looked like a serial killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your in fantastic shape for a circle

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I had "if you lose some weight then let me know"

Errrm block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re very petite, could b my daughter...!

When replied not into encouraging that kind of kink, he blocked me. Good riddance (albeit a bit of shame because he did happen to have a really nice big fat meaty juicy cock).

Still better not to meet-up with peeps who’s kink is have under age sex. Definitely a NO thank u & I insist must keep it legal please. Matters not I got blocked.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth"...this was after we politely rejected their offer of a meet.

Funny how a few messages earlier we were hot as fuck, beautiful and they had fancied us for ages.

People really do talk a load of bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth"...this was after we politely rejected their offer of a meet.

Funny how a few messages earlier we were hot as fuck, beautiful and they had fancied us for ages.

People really do talk a load of bollocks."

rejection seems to be a bitter pill to swallow for some...!

simply move on I say, plenty fish in sea - just need to be careful not fishing in contaminated waters...!

lots of lovely peeps on site but unfortunately a few batshit crazy peeps in the mix as well to make life interestingly painful at times...!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm too old to give a shit anymore. Got nowt nice to say, don't say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m to old

To fat

To fugly

Fuck off

General abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None to do with my body beyond how they'd abuse it... talk of forcing puke and other body fluids etc. is always such a turn on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm too old to give a shit anymore. Got nowt nice to say, don't say it

This. I’ve had loads but I don’t think twice about them. Strangers on the internet who got nowt better to do. Get a life.

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

""I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth"...this was after we politely rejected their offer of a meet.

Funny how a few messages earlier we were hot as fuck, beautiful and they had fancied us for ages.

People really do talk a load of bollocks."

Yep, fair few of these types ... “you’re probably ugly as well as a fat bitch anyway” when I haven’t responded or declined. Such sweet words

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

""I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth"...this was after we politely rejected their offer of a meet.

Funny how a few messages earlier we were hot as fuck, beautiful and they had fancied us for ages.

People really do talk a load of bollocks.

Yep, fair few of these types ... “you’re probably ugly as well as a fat bitch anyway” when I haven’t responded or declined. Such sweet words

The inability to take rejection is such an ugly mannerism. It also proves that you made the right choice. Imagine how they would behave in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth"...this was after we politely rejected their offer of a meet.

Funny how a few messages earlier we were hot as fuck, beautiful and they had fancied us for ages.

People really do talk a load of bollocks.

Yep, fair few of these types ... “you’re probably ugly as well as a fat bitch anyway” when I haven’t responded or declined. Such sweet words

I always tend to take the positive from these negative situations and feel grateful to them in having revealed their true character, saves ever meeting-up with peeps like these. Unfortunately, we don’t live in an ideal world where peeps always respect others wishes. Some peeps can be somewhat selfish, and are best left avoided...!

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By *ent57Man
over a year ago

... where the streets have no name!

I can honestly say that I've never experienced this.

Moreover, I can't see the point of doing it - what's the point of being horrible following a rejection - or indeed rejecting someone in less than a polite way.

Only going to earn you a 'block' anyway

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

On this profile we luckily haven't had any, but on my singles profiles it went from sexy and beautiful to ugly fat and desperate in milliseconds on a no, he also had people talk about him to others after they met when he was single.

Tg x

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"“Your too fat” to which I replied “your too ugly’ "

Too ugly and clearly visually impaired!

You are gorgeous

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

""I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth"...this was after we politely rejected their offer of a meet.

Funny how a few messages earlier we were hot as fuck, beautiful and they had fancied us for ages.

People really do talk a load of bollocks.

Yep, fair few of these types ... “you’re probably ugly as well as a fat bitch anyway” when I haven’t responded or declined. Such sweet words

Oh absolutely agree. It never bothers me, makes me laugh and appreciate my inner knobhead beacon being in fabulous working order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all honesty I’m never really fuming & or block anybody, I simply delete nasty messages & move on to spend more of my time talking with peeps who’ve a common decency to respect each others wishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a Whore and a slag by a guy I didn't want to meet ... Mm ok mate !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last woman on earth"...this was after we politely rejected their offer of a meet.

Funny how a few messages earlier we were hot as fuck, beautiful and they had fancied us for ages.

People really do talk a load of bollocks.

Yep, fair few of these types ... “you’re probably ugly as well as a fat bitch anyway” when I haven’t responded or declined. Such sweet words

Oh absolutely agree. It never bothers me, makes me laugh and appreciate my inner knobhead beacon being in fabulous working order

this made me

“inner kh beacon...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got called a Whore and a slag by a guy I didn't want to meet ... Mm ok mate ! "

I’d take that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a fat dog ! Lol he was saying being on this site makes me a whore ! He's on the same site FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a general rudeness about one’s age nowadays.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Oh and a fat dog ! Lol he was saying being on this site makes me a whore ! He's on the same site FFS "

I'd call that a near miss. Plainly your rejection of his advances was a wise move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and a fat dog ! Lol he was saying being on this site makes me a whore ! He's on the same site FFS "

Dogs are better creatures than us human beings...! Tell him to put that in his pipe and smoke it

Whore, I’s have said thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a general rudeness about one’s age nowadays. "

I don’t know why, it is but a nr. I’ve had some amazing meet-ups with the above 50 and 60’s...!

Only time I get concerned is when I receive requests to be someone’s daughter and they want me to act like a 9 year old (I couldn’t believe my ears), when I told him I don’t encourage that kind of behaviour & must be legal age - he said I was disingenuous. He then blocked me before I could even reply back to him to tell him I’m not for him & he seeks help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a general rudeness about one’s age nowadays.

I don’t know why, it is but a nr. I’ve had some amazing meet-ups with the above 50 and 60’s...!

I have to say that is disgusting and you should have reported him to admin. Some people on this site are quite dreadful.

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

You mean you guys are actually getting messages, guess I need to up my game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a general rudeness about one’s age nowadays.

I don’t know why, it is but a nr. I’ve had some amazing meet-ups with the above 50 and 60’s...!

I have to say that is disgusting and you should have reported him to admin. Some people on this site are quite dreadful."

I would if I could only remember his name and hadn’t deleted his messages; also, I couldn't see his profile anymore even on many of my pics. he seemed to like. If I happen to cum across his profile again I will let forum mods know in that his kink is somewhat dangerous to say the least & he needs help. Seems some peeps simply don’t read likes/dislikes, age categories, etc. on profile.

The amount of peeps that have already asked me why I’m not playing is proof of that. I couldn’t have made it any more clearer.

Onwards and upwards, knowing we can take comfort in having plenty of good peeps on site as well...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who do you think would fuck a whale like you

During the start of the covid lockdowns, one guy commented on a thread " never mind covid, avoid this one like the plaque"

You must be fake oh wait noone fake going to use your pictures fat c&&t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting... haha

Maybe one day

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I get ones about my weight along the lines of “I fear I might break you”, meh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who do you think would fuck a whale like you

During the start of the covid lockdowns, one guy commented on a thread " never mind covid, avoid this one like the plaque"

You must be fake oh wait noone fake going to use your pictures fat c&&t"

think yourself lucky sister, u dodged a good few bullets there...!

Fuck Em, they’re not worthy of your delights (consider it a blessing in disguise)

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By *ekked JackMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

My favourite...and it happens a lot is "Your voice sounds posher than I expected from reading your messages."

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I wonder if they take pleasure from being abusive and insulting to others? A strange world this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who do you think would fuck a whale like you

During the start of the covid lockdowns, one guy commented on a thread " never mind covid, avoid this one like the plaque"

You must be fake oh wait noone fake going to use your pictures fat c&&t

think yourself lucky sister, u dodged a good few bullets there...!

Fuck Em, they’re not worthy of your delights (consider it a blessing in disguise)"

Definitely the rubbish taking itself out

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By *illiamgMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Had one saying your fat and your pictures are shit I said thank you for your input

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your in fantastic shape for a circle

Hahaha I like this one.. would be good for me

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I was informed in one message that I had a better build than a Rolls Royce and a better body than a porn star

Snap!!!

Damn. Does that mean it was a copy and paste job? I feel less special now

A couple of words were slightly different if it helps

The version I got sent was 'Bentley' and 'Rock star'.

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By *adligeMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

Don’t lose weight you look amazing

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