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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists. . There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. " Why must there be? | |||
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"If they sit on your face and fart it’ll just waft down your chest. " Sit the other way round, bum to nose | |||
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"It's not hard at all, you just need to message every single woman on here! Chop chop!" But that still doesn't guarantee a "yes" | |||
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"It's not hard at all, you just need to message every single woman on here! Chop chop! But that still doesn't guarantee a "yes"" There will be someone here keen surely! | |||
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"Look for a vegan. The fibre does them no good. " Or go on the pull at the local curry house ![]() | |||
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x" How often? ![]() | |||
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x" Yea u did reply. ![]() | |||
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x How often? ![]() Quite often! Not tried it yet! Not sure I would tbh! But I do find all things farting humorous! ![]() | |||
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x Yea u did reply. ![]() What did I reply? Can't remember! X | |||
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"Some say they cant fart on demand. If u eat sugar free sweets is better ![]() Omg! This is true! I eat those being diabetic x | |||
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x How often? ![]() ![]() Go for it. They get some enjoyment and you get a good laugh. | |||
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"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x How often? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good to see some magic finally happening for you both. Well done matchmakers ![]() Pmsl!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Maybe they aren't all full of hot air. ![]() The majority in Fab are ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"how deep is your bath I really mean to learn." I sang it as I typed it ![]() | |||
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"Never mind your fetish, how deep is your bath to be able to attempt a handstand? ![]() Its not a handstand i do it like a back roll with legs in air | |||
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"I think the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.." this made me ![]() | |||
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"Do you know WHY women don't fart as much as men?...... Because they keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure !" Huh lol | |||
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"You need someone with IBS who ate beans and cabbage. " U offering? | |||
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"You need someone with IBS who ate beans and cabbage. U offering? " I wouldn't trust my stomach after eating beans and cabbage ![]() | |||
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"Has someone farted in his face yet? For the love of God please help him x" Judging by his status, he’s had an offer! | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() I'd say there's more than you think who would love that. ![]() | |||
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"Has someone farted in his face yet? For the love of God please help him x Judging by his status, he’s had an offer!" I'm excited for him | |||
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"I do this all the time. It's great, especially after you've had cheesy beans on toast. Ask JustPete what he thinks of my aroma." Nutty. | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() Fuck me this has took a grim turn haha | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() ![]() Heckin heck! | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() We were all thinking about follow-through... | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() Is that a offer too? | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() Exactly that ![]() | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring. Lovely little place. | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() Yes it is, I have a souvenir teatowel from there | |||
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x" There’s probably many that want to… but they’re too shy to follow through | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() I'm sure it can clean almost anything. | |||
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"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit ![]() I can help you if you need water. | |||
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"You should meet my mum. " If she is here, I am sure that sending OP the link to her profile will be very appreciated! | |||
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"Liz Truss might have a bit of spare time now" She is toxic | |||
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x There’s probably many that want to… but they’re too shy to follow through" ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So if theres any more offers ladies do fartbox me xx" ^This | |||
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"Has someone farted in his face yet? For the love of God please help him x Judging by his status, he’s had an offer!" Nothings happened yet | |||
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" I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists. " Unfortunately no, we are not entitled to anything from other people. | |||
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"There must be a kinky female here that wants to do this for me ??" You'd sure hope so buddy...it's 2022 after all. I'm gonna help you get this wish as much as I can. | |||
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" I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists. Unfortunately no, we are not entitled to anything from other people. " God damn you are hot....sorry OP I'm getting distracted here! | |||
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"Once I farted in a former FWBs face whilst doing 69....not sure if he enjoyed it or not as he didn't say...I started giggling though..." That happened to me, it was a silent one but very stinky, right up my nostrils. Nothing was said so ignored it and carried on. | |||
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"Once I farted in a former FWBs face whilst doing 69....not sure if he enjoyed it or not as he didn't say...I started giggling though... That happened to me, it was a silent one but very stinky, right up my nostrils. Nothing was said so ignored it and carried on. " A true hero. | |||
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"If there is follow thru .... Will it be awkward between us? Or can you handle that shit?" Literally | |||
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"There must be a kinky female here that wants to do this for me ??" I said I would make a vid! But not in person! ![]() | |||
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Speak up brown your through! X | |||
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists. . There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. " ENTITLED therein lies your problem. No-one is entitled to anything that involves other people to perform an act. | |||
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it could be a watery one ewwww ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Very likely! Bit of useless information but apparantly why a wet fart occurs is because the spincter has a valve that just let's air through and if there is liquid not solid in the chamber it gets confused and let's it out with a fart x ![]() | |||
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"If there is follow thru .... Will it be awkward between us? Or can you handle that shit?" Hopefully I wouldn't be caught open-mouthed in surprise. ![]() | |||
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Next up _andyfloss2000 and her specialist subject Air Biscuits. | |||
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you know WHY women don't fart as much as men?...... Because they keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure !" Surely you mean they DON'T keep their mouths shut long enough. The ommission of one word really can ruin a great gag. Speaking of gagging..... ![]() | |||
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"If there is follow thru .... Will it be awkward between us? Or can you handle that shit? Hopefully I wouldn't be caught open-mouthed in surprise. ![]() oh god I just gagged at the thought of it ![]() | |||
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"Maybe the problem is that you refer to women as 'females'. All this make me think of is Quark from Deep Space Nine. " I love it. And they should be all naked too | |||
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"Ohhh pink eye...very sexy look ![]() On you even that would look sexy ![]() | |||
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Still waiting for us to talk about a meet up x | |||
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"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() you could be waiting a while | |||
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm" ![]() | |||
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists. . There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. " found anybody yet? ![]() | |||
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"You should meet my mum. " i’d love to meet your mum! | |||
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women. Still, if you don't ask ...... I'm out by the way but good luck in your search " do you not think like the Op then? ![]() | |||
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women. Still, if you don't ask ...... I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then? ![]() I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask! Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not. Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs. | |||
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists. . There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. " So many promise that they will, but so few follow through..... which is probably a good thing! | |||
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women. Still, if you don't ask ...... I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then? ![]() well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange ![]() | |||
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women. Still, if you don't ask ...... I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then? ![]() ![]() Strange to u ?? but we all have different kinks lol! X | |||
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"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists. . There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. " Costa heard of this one before. You better hope if you get said lady to perform such as she hasn't had 2 kg of sprouts first ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women. Still, if you don't ask ...... I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then? ![]() ![]() Yes...they can be. I can imagine it may be a little daunting to put yourself out there and ask for something out of the ordinary! I kind of admire someone for it. Especially in knowing the responses they are going to be net with. A little good humour I feel is all well and good, as long as it doesn't make any OP feel shit. | |||
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm ![]() Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx | |||
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm ![]() I did enjoy doing them lol! Still find farts hilarious even at my age!! X | |||
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"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women. Still, if you don't ask ...... I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then? ![]() ![]() well true in fact...... Strange but true ![]() | |||
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm ![]() Looking forward to meeting u for fart fun xx need to sort a date x | |||
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"16 seconds is too long no? Haha " It was a really controlled "squeaker", where for a moment I thought: "If she's going to open the bathroom door like that, she could bloody oil it..." ![]() | |||
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"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day. ![]() Stop it ![]() | |||
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day. ![]() ![]() What?! I’m genuinely interested haha!! Kinks fascinate me. ![]() | |||
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day. ![]() Are u offering me? | |||
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"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day. ![]() ![]() ![]() Mouth? Would have thought up the nose might have more of an effect on the receiver. | |||
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