FabSwingers.com forum: Why soo hard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can women fart on demand ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can women fart on demand ?"

Prefer catch up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m shocked you’re having trouble with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must read all before comment carry on

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I think this will cause a bit of a stink....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

You should meet my mum.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "

Why must there be?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

If they sit on your face and fart it’ll just waft down your chest.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If they sit on your face and fart it’ll just waft down your chest.

Sit the other way round, bum to nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not hard at all, you just need to message every single woman on here! Chop chop!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's not hard at all, you just need to message every single woman on here! Chop chop!"

But that still doesn't guarantee a "yes"

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Maybe they aren't all full of hot air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not hard at all, you just need to message every single woman on here! Chop chop!

But that still doesn't guarantee a "yes""

There will be someone here keen surely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll end up with conjunctivitis young man.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Liz Truss might have a bit of spare time now

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Look for a vegan. The fibre does them no good.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look for a vegan. The fibre does them no good. "

Or go on the pull at the local curry house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x"

How often?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

It's not long until Christmas OP, why not advertise again for someone around Sprouts season?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some say they cant fart on demand. If u eat sugar free sweets is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x"

Yea u did reply.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x

How often?

Quite often! Not tried it yet! Not sure I would tbh! But I do find all things farting humorous!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x

Yea u did reply.

What did I reply? Can't remember! X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Some say they cant fart on demand. If u eat sugar free sweets is better

Omg! This is true! I eat those being diabetic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x

How often?

Quite often! Not tried it yet! Not sure I would tbh! But I do find all things farting humorous!

Go for it. They get some enjoyment and you get a good laugh.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I often get asked to do this! I think u have asked me op x

How often?

Quite often! Not tried it yet! Not sure I would tbh! But I do find all things farting humorous!

Go for it. They get some enjoyment and you get a good laugh."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see some magic finally happening for you both.

Well done matchmakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer a free vindaloo upon arrival. Chicks dig a spicy curry.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Good to see some magic finally happening for you both.

Well done matchmakers

Pmsl!!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Never mind your fetish, how deep is your bath to be able to attempt a handstand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how deep is your bath"

I really mean to learn.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Maybe they aren't all full of hot air.

The majority in Fab are

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"how deep is your bath

I really mean to learn."

I sang it as I typed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I farted in a former FWBs face whilst doing 69....not sure if he enjoyed it or not as he didn't say...I started giggling though...

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I think the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind your fetish, how deep is your bath to be able to attempt a handstand?

Its not a handstand i do it like a back roll with legs in air

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fingers crossed something mite happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.."

this made me

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Do you know WHY women don't fart as much as men?......

Because they keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know WHY women don't fart as much as men?......

Because they keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure !"

Huh lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I don't think anyone is entitled to have anyone do anything for them. Ask, you might get, you might not.

It is a bit niche. I wish you luck with your search.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread

Thank you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You need someone with IBS who ate beans and cabbage.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nope nobody willing to fart on your face..... Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need someone with IBS who ate beans and cabbage.

U offering?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You need someone with IBS who ate beans and cabbage.

U offering? "

I wouldn't trust my stomach after eating beans and cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has someone farted in his face yet? For the love of God please help him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has someone farted in his face yet? For the love of God please help him x"

Judging by his status, he’s had an offer!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I get asked why so hard occasionally .. because I like giving it hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this all the time.

It's great, especially after you've had cheesy beans on toast.

Ask JustPete what he thinks of my aroma.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I get maybe the farting bit as farting is funny! But let's face it(no pun

) nobody likes the smell of someone else's farts! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Bon appétit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

I'd say there's more than you think who would love that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has someone farted in his face yet? For the love of God please help him x

Judging by his status, he’s had an offer!"

I'm excited for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do this all the time.

It's great, especially after you've had cheesy beans on toast.

Ask JustPete what he thinks of my aroma."

Nutty.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Fuck me this has took a grim turn haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

I'd say there's more than you think who would love that.

Heckin heck!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Fuck me this has took a grim turn haha "

We were all thinking about follow-through...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Is that a offer too?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

OP just don't smoke or have a lit candle nearby whilst they're doing it.

You don't want to blow your eyebrows off now do you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Fuck me this has took a grim turn haha

We were all thinking about follow-through...

Exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Is that a offer too? "

Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Is that a offer too?

Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though "

I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.

Lovely little place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Is that a offer too?

Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though

I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.

Lovely little place."

Yes it is, I have a souvenir teatowel from there

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Bookmarking

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x"

There’s probably many that want to… but they’re too shy to follow through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Is that a offer too?

Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though

I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.

Lovely little place.

Yes it is, I have a souvenir teatowel from there "

I'm sure it can clean almost anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shart nowadays tbf and nobody wants a face full of shit

Is that a offer too?

Yeah, why not. You'll have to play dodge me chalfonts though

I went to Dodgeme Chalfonts last spring.

Lovely little place.

Yes it is, I have a souvenir teatowel from there

I'm sure it can clean almost anything."

I can help you if you need water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how I always know which forumites are 100% going to post on certain threads.

Yes Rex, I'm looking at you.

If you're happy and you know it, fart in a mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should meet my mum.

If she is here, I am sure that sending OP the link to her profile will be very appreciated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Liz Truss might have a bit of spare time now"

She is toxic

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x

There’s probably many that want to… but they’re too shy to follow through"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So if theres any more offers ladies do inbox me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if theres any more offers ladies do fartbox me xx"

^This

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport

Fair play to you OP. Seems you might be the living proof of "if you don't ask you don't get".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has someone farted in his face yet? For the love of God please help him x

Judging by his status, he’s had an offer!"

Nothings happened yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God damn it women of Fab! This poor guy is gonna combust without your shitty flatulence help him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There must be a kinky female here that wants to do this for me ??

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

Unfortunately no, we are not entitled to anything from other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be a kinky female here that wants to do this for me ??"

You'd sure hope so buddy...it's 2022 after all. I'm gonna help you get this wish as much as I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

Unfortunately no, we are not entitled to anything from other people. "

God damn you are hot....sorry OP I'm getting distracted here!

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Once I farted in a former FWBs face whilst doing 69....not sure if he enjoyed it or not as he didn't say...I started giggling though..."

That happened to me, it was a silent one but very stinky, right up my nostrils. Nothing was said so ignored it and carried on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I farted in a former FWBs face whilst doing 69....not sure if he enjoyed it or not as he didn't say...I started giggling though...

That happened to me, it was a silent one but very stinky, right up my nostrils. Nothing was said so ignored it and carried on. "

A true hero.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat in Europe NOT UK

If there is follow thru .... Will it be awkward between us? Or can you handle that shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there is follow thru .... Will it be awkward between us? Or can you handle that shit?"

Literally

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"There must be a kinky female here that wants to do this for me ??"

I said I would make a vid! But not in person!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

Speak up brown your through! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine he just sits and chats until the lady feels one brewing and dives to the floor in one fluid motion as he shouts at her to pull down her panties and squat quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "

ENTITLED therein lies your problem. No-one is entitled to anything that involves other people to perform an act.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

Speak up brown your through! X"
it could be a watery one ewwww

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

Speak up brown your through! Xit could be a watery one ewwww

Very likely! Bit of useless information but apparantly why a wet fart occurs is because the spincter has a valve that just let's air through and if there is liquid not solid in the chamber it gets confused and let's it out with a fart x

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport

"If there is follow thru .... Will it be awkward between us? Or can you handle that shit?"

Hopefully I wouldn't be caught open-mouthed in surprise.

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

Speak up brown your through! Xit could be a watery one ewwww

Next up _andyfloss2000 and her specialist subject Air Biscuits.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

Speak up brown your through! Xit could be a watery one ewwww

Next up _andyfloss2000 and her specialist subject Air Biscuits."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know WHY women don't fart as much as men?......

Because they keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the required pressure !"

Surely you mean they DON'T keep their mouths shut long enough. The ommission of one word really can ruin a great gag.

Speaking of gagging.....

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"If there is follow thru .... Will it be awkward between us? Or can you handle that shit?

Hopefully I wouldn't be caught open-mouthed in surprise.

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oh god I just gagged at the thought of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the problem is that you refer to women as 'females'. All this make me think of is Quark from Deep Space Nine.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Maybe the problem is that you refer to women as 'females'. All this make me think of is Quark from Deep Space Nine. "
I love it. And they should be all naked too

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ohhh pink eye...very sexy look

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Ohhh pink eye...very sexy look

On you even that would look sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

Speak up brown your through! Xit could be a watery one ewwww

Still waiting for us to talk about a meet up x

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Sorry disappointing you OP but the North Stream pepline is no more in action

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Asking someone to fart on demand could result in well not a fart

Speak up brown your through! Xit could be a watery one ewwww

Still waiting for us to talk about a meet up x"
you could be waiting a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm"

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "
found anybody yet?

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole

"You should meet my mum.

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i’d love to meet your mum!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.

Still, if you don't ask ......

I'm out by the way but good luck in your search

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.

Still, if you don't ask ......

I'm out by the way but good luck in your search "
do you not think like the Op then?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.

Still, if you don't ask ......

I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?

I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!

Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.

Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs.

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "

So many promise that they will, but so few follow through..... which is probably a good thing!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.

Still, if you don't ask ......

I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?

I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!

Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.

Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs."
well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.

Still, if you don't ask ......

I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?

I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!

Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.

Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs.well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange

Strange to u ?? but we all have different kinks lol! X

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By *hmygodMan
over a year ago

Telford Shropshire

Just to meet females on here is so hard no one trusts a normal straight male.. I give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised you're struggling, I have a load of messages every day from women asking to fart on my face

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"To meet a female on here to sit on my face and fart on me x

I believe everyone is entitled to having something crossed of bucket lists.

There must be females out there who enjoys doing that to thier lovers. Thats willing to do that to me. "

Costa heard of this one before. You better hope if you get said lady to perform such as she hasn't had 2 kg of sprouts first

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.

Still, if you don't ask ......

I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?

I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!

Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.

Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs.well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange

Yes...they can be.

I can imagine it may be a little daunting to put yourself out there and ask for something out of the ordinary!

I kind of admire someone for it. Especially in knowing the responses they are going to be net with.

A little good humour I feel is all well and good, as long as it doesn't make any OP feel shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. I didn’t expect to read this tonight.

Anything that’s not the norm is going to be difficult to find in here OP, I mean. Finding something that’s accepted as part of the ‘norm’ is hard in here.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

Cabbage for tea tonight....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yummy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wwow 128 replies

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

I would suggest marriage..

Funny enough that seems to unlock this action profusely..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm

Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“It’s hard on fab!”

And the men have pics and videos that they can send to prove it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm

Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx"

I did enjoy doing them lol! Still find farts hilarious even at my age!! X

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"This is very niche OP ..so I can see you having a real problem finding like minded women.

Still, if you don't ask ......

I'm out by the way but good luck in your search do you not think like the Op then?

I think that if you can't ask here for what turns you on, then where can you ask!

Not for me, but I dare say I may enjoy that which others may not.

Good luck to us all in finding that which meets our needs.well said and yes I agree to a certain extent although some requests / asks are a little strange

Strange to u ?? but we all have different kinks lol! X"
well true in fact...... Strange but true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm

Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx

I did enjoy doing them lol! Still find farts hilarious even at my age!! X"

Looking forward to meeting u for fart fun xx need to sort a date x

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

My Missus is quite the farter. She once did one which lasted 16 seconds! Thinking I was asleep, she was in the bathroom and let rip without shame.

It sounded like the bit in Jaws when a dock the shark is chained to slowly turning in the water towards two rednecks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16 seconds is too long no? Haha

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I believe everyone is entitled to..."

And that's your first mistake.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"16 seconds is too long no? Haha "

It was a really controlled "squeaker", where for a moment I thought:

"If she's going to open the bathroom door like that, she could bloody oil it..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey everyone massive thank u to my friend _andyfloss2000 for doing some fart videos for me. Im loading them on my profile for u to see. Made me go stiff mmmmm

Hilarious, well done Candyfloss xx

I did enjoy doing them lol! Still find farts hilarious even at my age!! X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Side splitting

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes all kinds I guess

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Jesus loves you... I guess

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.

Stop it

What?! I’m genuinely interested haha!! Kinks fascinate me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.

Are u offering me?

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport

"I’m intrigued, is this in the mouth or around the face? It makes no odds to the farter I guess but it’s all about what the fartee wants at the end of the day.

Stop it

What?! I’m genuinely interested haha!! Kinks fascinate me.

Mouth? Would have thought up the nose might have more of an effect on the receiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the fact this thread is still hanging on by a thread

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By *inkyCeltMan
over a year ago

Newport

"I love the fact this thread is still hanging on by a thread

Don't worry it's got a strong following wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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