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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We ever done these here?! Say you're in if you wanna join but only recommended for the people that know they are sexy really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cover you in goosefat and cook you at gas mark 4/180° for 3 and a half hours

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

With parsnips and roast potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow you know how to get a guy going...which part of me you gonna taste first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow you know how to get a guy going...which part of me you gonna taste first?"

Anus.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Wow you know how to get a guy going...which part of me you gonna taste first?"

I'm going for chest...I do love a breast

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Well we all know how you get the giblets out...i'm not sure either of us want to engage in that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow you know how to get a guy going...which part of me you gonna taste first?

I'm going for chest...I do love a breast "

I fdo have some meaty pecs! Season with sugar sprinkles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We ever done these here?! Say you're in if you wanna join but only recommended for the people that know they are sexy really!"

Are we talking a proper roast?

I don’t think fab folk are ready for such humour!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd rather have a spit roast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd rather have a spit roast "

More than happy for you to use me to benefit your spit roast! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You treasure trail does not lead to a treasure but to a disappointment

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Won't end well.

Fine line between a friendly roasting and a ban.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won't end well.

Fine line between a friendly roasting and a ban."

That was the ploy all along. I want to reign these forums as a GOD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't end well.

Fine line between a friendly roasting and a ban.

That was the ploy all along. I want to reign these forums as a GOD"

Then roast me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won't end well.

Fine line between a friendly roasting and a ban.

That was the ploy all along. I want to reign these forums as a GOD

Then roast me "

When you give things to the max, that's like the max setting on a vintage vacuum for the 50s.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"Won't end well.

Fine line between a friendly roasting and a ban.

That was the ploy all along. I want to reign these forums as a GOD

Then roast me "
with parsnips OK

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won't end well.

Fine line between a friendly roasting and a ban.

That was the ploy all along. I want to reign these forums as a GOD

Then roast me

When you give things to the max, that's like the max setting on a vintage vacuum for the 50s."

From the 1950s God damn I can't even roast properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't end well.

Fine line between a friendly roasting and a ban.

That was the ploy all along. I want to reign these forums as a GOD

Then roast me

When you give things to the max, that's like the max setting on a vintage vacuum for the 50s.

From the 1950s God damn I can't even roast properly!"

but I did love your enthusiasm though

It ain’t much but at least it is honest work.

And before you use that line to roast me, yes I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t roast the poster above as he is hidden but wanted to bump that thread

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Not sure if I want the front or the back, most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's only the little mermaid because her legs have been together so long they've moulded.

Frigid Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to her lovely pocket size, when it rains she is always the last one to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Due to her lovely pocket size, when it rains she is always the last one to know."

Shaggable purely due to her hairdressers talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We ever done these here?! Say you're in if you wanna join but only recommended for the people that know they are sexy really!"

Best served with lashings of gravy...

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