FabSwingers.com forum: What's the first thing you did this morning?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is a bit boring. Had to let in neighbour who was d*unk and locked himself out.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee is always the thing I do when I get up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee is always the thing I do when I get up. "

Strong cup?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I groaned... not in a hot, sexy way! In a 'why does my mind think I'm 27 when my body feels like it's 72...' kind of way! Then alexa took pity and switched on the kettle

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss shower brush teeth work out

Just about to have my post work out 2 letter off milk and chill to some music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee (always coffee) / Checked the weather / 10 mins of 'yoga' ... and now here! :D

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sat on the toilet and contemplated life.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee is always the thing I do when I get up.

Strong cup?"

No rather milky

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Played with my puppy.

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By *ittle Miss PuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Your fantasies

I checked how many fabs my blowjob video got overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretched farted scratched my balls kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed the cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up realised I wasn’t in my bed but someone’s else’s haha

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Knocked one out lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Awoken by a message inviting me for lunch next week, just snoozing and awoken again by my brother who forgets the time difference between here and where he is plus the return to GMT and decided to call me. Has a lovely long chat with him before finally being able to get a cup of red bush .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replied to a message from my favourite

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By *orkswatcherMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Woke up, got my body to move and went to the bog. Back to bed for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a yoga flow

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Took my pill

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Grabbed Michelle’s arse

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

4 mile walk with the dogs ... every morning, wake, dress, walk them

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By *uicy mushroomMan
over a year ago

elephant and Castle

Had a wank

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Reply yo a booty call I missed last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open my eyes..

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Had a wank..... Guess that's what you wanted to hear and I did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower and shaved my legs

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Eyes open, dog out. Kettle on , coffee and perv fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said good morning to my fwb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoke to my FWB about changing meet date from today to tomorrow as I am shattered lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Fetch garden cuttings from garage and loaded into car for local tip visit after food shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wordle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Let carer in and took my medication

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By *unky_Fab_FellaMan
over a year ago

Nr Boston

Cried

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Woke up had a wee then got out of bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had My insulin injection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit then back to bed for a couple hours before a hungry child woke me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit then back to bed for a couple hours before a hungry child woke me up

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Cried"

That’s not a good start. Have you got someone who can support you?

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By *unky_Fab_FellaMan
over a year ago

Nr Boston

I wish. Just me.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cried"

Join the club

..hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let out a brief moan of disappointment having discovered I didn’t die in my sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked at my clock and sighed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke piss coffee

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Showered and rubbed body lotion onto my boobs and ear lobes

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Lay there and thought, new day same shit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up

Took a slash

Cuppa coffee

Took my boy to football.

The end.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Have a wee. I take that landing like an Olympic sprinter first thing in the morning! The old vag doesn’t hold in a wee like it used to.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Made my two boys (my Children) their breakfast. Then had my coffee, we Parents always eat / drink when we can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and said 'whos the daddy?' 'oh yeah it's you, you the daddy...'

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Roll ot of bed, find some motivation, then off to the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told the cat to fuck off and stop pawing my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got straight up thinking it was midday! It was only 08.00 but the sun was shining like the afternoon.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and said 'whos the daddy?' 'oh yeah it's you, you the daddy...'"

Did you use finger guns and wink at yourself too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had breakfast naked then a shave where needed been down the garden and lunch an still naked probably stay naked all day

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Look at the ceiling as I come to terms with another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made tea and then journaled

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Let the dog out into the garden then made us a tea and coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and said 'whos the daddy?' 'oh yeah it's you, you the daddy...'

Did you use finger guns and wink at yourself too?

Of course. Then had a furious wank while looking at myself too obviously. Almost angry.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and said 'whos the daddy?' 'oh yeah it's you, you the daddy...'

Did you use finger guns and wink at yourself too?

Of course. Then had a furious wank while looking at myself too obviously. Almost angry."

One hand on the mirror? Leaning into it? Hot!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and said 'whos the daddy?' 'oh yeah it's you, you the daddy...'

Did you use finger guns and wink at yourself too?

Of course. Then had a furious wank while looking at myself too obviously. Almost angry.

One hand on the mirror? Leaning into it? Hot!!!!

Yep, shooting thick ropes all over that mirror, dripping down as I groaned hard all flexed...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and said 'whos the daddy?' 'oh yeah it's you, you the daddy...'

Did you use finger guns and wink at yourself too?

Of course. Then had a furious wank while looking at myself too obviously. Almost angry.

One hand on the mirror? Leaning into it? Hot!!!!

Yep, shooting thick ropes all over that mirror, dripping down as I groaned hard all flexed...

*cums with a sigh* thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jumped out of bed, looked in the mirror and said 'whos the daddy?' 'oh yeah it's you, you the daddy...'

Did you use finger guns and wink at yourself too?

Of course. Then had a furious wank while looking at myself too obviously. Almost angry.

One hand on the mirror? Leaning into it? Hot!!!!

Yep, shooting thick ropes all over that mirror, dripping down as I groaned hard all flexed...

*cums with a sigh* thanks

Totally was going to message you by the way because you're fun but NOOO someone isn't looking for men or my age or blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have piss !

Then coffee

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Leapt out of bed when alexa went of at 2 45! Coffee banana dress and cycle of to work at 3 15 x

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Get out of bed .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Open my eyes

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a shower. Attempted to get dressed until Ellen decided it was a good time to get jiggy. Got jiggy. Had another shower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish. Just me."

Sending love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reply yo a booty call I missed last night

Haha that's always fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Used the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curse the alarm!

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Checked my inbox to see how many hundred messages I got overnight, can't keep up with them lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admired my morning wood

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Checked the cricket score

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checked my inbox to see how many hundred messages I got overnight, can't keep up with them lately

Haha funny

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Opened the bedroom window, as last nights dinner seems to be escaping from my behind. Pfftt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought 'fuck this is early'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think about coffee…..Get out of bed. Walk to kitchen. Fill kettle…. You get the idea.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Massaged my itchy nipples, checked my phone, shower, tea, mop up tea spilt over hotel bed. Oh dear I hope this hasn't set the tone for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee, always coffee!

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By *am450Man
over a year ago

North Kent/Greater London

Sent myself a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a strong coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growled cos my foot was hurting

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Kicked the dog out for a pee (not literally). Raining so he was reluctant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a cup of coffee and sat on the balcony where I just enjoyed the silence

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Mine is a bit boring. Had to let in neighbour who was d*unk and locked himself out.

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at what time?

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet

Coffee

As usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss shower brush teeth work out

Now just chilling to music post work out

Same as my comment two days ago

I am predictable and creature of habit

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Took ill at 4.55 it ain't the way I wanted to spend my Monday that's for sure!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Checked the time. See if it was morning yet

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Took ill at 4.55 it ain't the way I wanted to spend my Monday that's for sure!"

Sorry to hear that, hope you feel better really soon.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Had a play with my morning wood

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Went for a pee then put the kettle on to make a brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I let all the Disney cartoon critters who came through my window whistling preparing me breakfast back outside again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove the cat from my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoozed my alarm too many times, then checked my phone for an expected message, to which I replied. Then I got dressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opened my eyes

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

After 2 coffees I put on my gym clothes.... that's it. I put them on. I feel fitter already

Just waiting for my protein hit now. (sausages, in a sandwich)

Cherry x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Put my glasses on. Same as I do every morning

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Straight to the coffee ,oh after my wee lol .

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Straight in the shower and out by 5.15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pressed the snooze button

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Took ill at 4.55 it ain't the way I wanted to spend my Monday that's for sure!

Sorry to hear that, hope you feel better really soon."

Ahh sweetie thank you just got a banging head now off to bed

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opened my eyes

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Farted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you tomorrow.

It's been a long day.

It's probably been a quiet ffs and a groan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today I actually woke up to check work emails first. How sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the cat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of water then, on the treadmill for 30 mins.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Opened my eyes and thought fuck I'm still here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up. … coffee.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Swore at the bin men

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Try to turn the alarm off

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By *layfulGentMan
over a year ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Opened my eyes

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs

Snuggled my tiny man who had crept into our bed to steal my heat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snuggled my tiny man who had crept into our bed to steal my heat

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked at my phone to check fab ...

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Had a piss

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Put the kettle on

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Scratched my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll over and go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up and caffinate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Flat hunt

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Grunt, roll over & went back to sleep until T brought my coffee up

J x

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