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Friday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™, sponsored by gunpowder and treason!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemèn, Binaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusìvitíes and welcome to the -Friday Nocturnal Thread©™- hosted by NeroLondon.

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say hello. Tell us what you've been up to today or just chat some nonsense with us until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome - so join the midnight fellowship with alacrity, don't be shy, come and say Hi.

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Today 'theme' is the eve of the failed gunpowder plot.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman
over a year ago

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Work work and more bloody work for me, no rest for the wicked

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Evening all, how are we doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a bang!

.....she's attractively quick... ^

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Work work and more bloody work for me, no rest for the wicked"

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JuicyJônês!

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a pffft and a bang!

Just how W¹cked åre U?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all, how are we doing? "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - •Twistedsoul35•

You are tonight's 3rd poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a BANG!...*

We're all doing splendidly. Are you well?

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in


"Work work and more bloody work for me, no rest for the wicked

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JuicyJônês!

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a pffft and a bang!

Just how W¹cked åre U?"

I’m very wicked, I eat after eights before eight

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way "

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London

Good evening Nero and all

X

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Op and other late night fora dwellers.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Evening OP and all. Hope everybody is okay

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all

X"

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - FløR .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with the obligatory B A N G...!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Evening one and all.....woosh boom Bang

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Nero and all

X

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - FløR .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with the obligatory B A N G...!"

I do love a good bang...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oooh. Treason

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London

Thank you for my present Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Op and other late night fora dwellers. "

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Mèlí.

You are tonight's 6th poster!

You prize, if it isn't obvious by now, is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a boom and a bang! We're all for originality here.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening OP and all. Hope everybody is okay"

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings -

Forbidden east

You are tonight's 7th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a bang! I'm beginning to sound like a scratched record! Welcome to the Nøcturnal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?"

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Work work and more bloody work for me, no rest for the wicked

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JuicyJônês!

You are tonight's ²nd poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a pffft and a bang!

Just how W¹cked åre U?

I’m very wicked, I eat after eights before eight "

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You're not alone, JuicyJones, so does QuincyJones. It's music to his ears! ¶¶..¶¶.¶

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening one and all.....woosh boom Bang "

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Dear DirtyFilthy - welcome to the Friday Noc'! Do you have a penny for the gûy?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all

X

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Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - FløR .

You are tonight's 5th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with the obligatory B A N G...!

I do love a good bang..."

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You can be my internal combustion engine: suck-squeeze-bang-blow...

...but not necessarily in that order.

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not been a good day, chest infection, on antibiotics, can;t even have a drink

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Oooh. Treason "

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Good evening Swing! Are you a co-conspirator? Have you been to the Houses Of Blowupimeant?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Gunpowder does funny things to your eyes. I mean, for a picosecond, I thought I saw BellåSeås on here.

Phew!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Thank you for my present Nero "

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You're welcome, picklebum.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me "

I see.

So, my next question is: when were you made love to in a bad way?

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Gooooooood evening x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me "

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Not been a good day, chest infection, on antibiotics, can;t even have a drink "

Good evening to the 'lamØnts!

I'm terribly sorry to hear about your malady, m'lady (or Sir). 'Cwtch' up together, feel better soon and give my regards to Aunty Biotiquê.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door....."

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I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Gooooooood evening x"

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Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings to the ever resplendent mrs m¹schíef. I hope you are well and dandy?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Good evening noc’ers I send warm wishes to you all.

I’m worried about getting gunpowder anywhere tho cos I’ll get in trouble at work so I’ll just sit quietly sipping a dry sherry if I may.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

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I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon."

Jeez, and in my state of ill health, I was attempting to provide some education still. Margaret's "crime" was harbouring Catholic priests, so it is somewhat related to the Gunpowder Conspiracy. Margaret was very brave, she refused to enter a plea to the charges, so was never tried and so her children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to induce her to enter a plea........

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening noc’ers I send warm wishes to you all.

I’m worried about getting gunpowder anywhere tho cos I’ll get in trouble at work so I’ll just sit quietly sipping a dry sherry if I may. "

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Evening felicitations —Val-Kyrie—

It's just damp gunpowder; not TNT. Good quality Sherry is quite flammable. It'll singe your innards!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"Good evening noc’ers I send warm wishes to you all.

I’m worried about getting gunpowder anywhere tho cos I’ll get in trouble at work so I’ll just sit quietly sipping a dry sherry if I may.

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Evening felicitations —Val-Kyrie—

It's just damp gunpowder; not TNT. Good quality Sherry is quite flammable. It'll singe your innards! "

That’s what I’m hoping for.

Nero, I hope you don’t mind me mentioning but you have a very big clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

I see.

So, my next question is: when were you made love to in a bad way? "

Approximately 568 days, 45 hours and 21 seconds ago....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? "

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening All,

Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

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I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

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.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ "

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Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening dear Nero and the beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m enjoying a quiet and thoughtful Friday evening but glad to be in your company

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening All,

Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest.

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Glad you enjoyed it Sir. I thought you would

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate "

Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?"

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Evening all - what a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs"

Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening All,

Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest.

Glad you enjoyed it Sir. I thought you would "

Indeed, and I managed to evade Mr KC and his vengeful plague bearers too.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening noc’ers I send warm wishes to you all.

I’m worried about getting gunpowder anywhere tho cos I’ll get in trouble at work so I’ll just sit quietly sipping a dry sherry if I may.

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Evening felicitations —Val-Kyrie—

It's just damp gunpowder; not TNT. Good quality Sherry is quite flammable. It'll singe your innards!

That’s what I’m hoping for.

Nero, I hope you don’t mind me mentioning but you have a very big clock. "

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I don't mind at all. The more the merrier. I am horologically endowed. It's a fallacy that I have a large phallus. To Be Continued....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

I see.

So, my next question is: when were you made love to in a bad way?

Approximately 568 days, 45 hours and 21 seconds ago...."

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I have no words, other than "I have no words".

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"

Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs

Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight "

Do you dance the Argentine Tango?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Realises that the press in this country are gutter

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening All,

Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest."

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Quiet¹ has been to Quest¹. What happens there? Is it a Scrabble™ fest at Quest?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

°

I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

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.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........

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Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. "

She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening dear Nero and the beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m enjoying a quiet and thoughtful Friday evening but glad to be in your company "

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Le petit oiseau! XX

Good evening and Welcøme to the Noc'. Have you stroked my ClØck?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Evening All,

Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest.

Glad you enjoyed it Sir. I thought you would

Indeed, and I managed to evade Mr KC and his vengeful plague bearers too. "

Sadly we have been visited by the Plague and so blood for the blood gods will have to be sought another day

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hello Nero

Hello night people

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

°

I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

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.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........

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Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS.

She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......"

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Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs

Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight "

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I'm actually eating some now! The ones from M&S, rose and lemon, dusted with icing. It's very more-ish. Bravø to Quiet¹ for the saccharine interjection.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening dear Nero and the beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m enjoying a quiet and thoughtful Friday evening but glad to be in your company

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Le petit oiseau! XX

Good evening and Welcøme to the Noc'. Have you stroked my ClØck? "

Oh my dearest Nero. I will stroke your clock anytime you like. I am here to please

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all - what a day "

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Ladies and 'genitalmen' please kindly afford a warm welcome to Mikeç81. He's cuts well into his fine suits and he's a sharp dressed man.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nero

Hello night people "

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Pethrö Tull, how are the are you? Kindly extend your dainty hand and accept this fragrant .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

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I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

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.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........

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Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS.

She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......

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Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail?"

I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest......

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening dear Nero and the beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m enjoying a quiet and thoughtful Friday evening but glad to be in your company

°

Le petit oiseau! XX

Good evening and Welcøme to the Noc'. Have you stroked my ClØck?

Oh my dearest Nero. I will stroke your clock anytime you like. I am here to please "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate "

Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

°

I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

°

.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........

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Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS.

She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......

°

Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail?

I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest...... "

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Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon. "

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She's hankering for a Saturday Knight Fever. Fact.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I miss Jamie Hants.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I miss Moon Grey Cat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

°

I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

°

.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........

°

Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS.

She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......

°

Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail?

I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest......

°

Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns. "

It's a gunpowder and treason special...... *shrugs*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I miss Jim.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

°

I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

°

.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........

°

Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS.

She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......

°

Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail?

I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest......

°

Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns.

It's a gunpowder and treason special...... *shrugs*"

°

How do you know ALL this??!!? You're such a swot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door.....

°

I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe".

Feel better soon.

°

.....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........

°

Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS.

She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......

°

Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail?

I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest......

°

Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns.

It's a gunpowder and treason special...... *shrugs*

°

How do you know ALL this??!!? You're such a swot. "

In a previous life, I was a tour guide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I load my own shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon. "

Long, girth, hard lance I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs

Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight

°

I'm actually eating some now! The ones from M&S, rose and lemon, dusted with icing. It's very more-ish. Bravø to Quiet¹ for the saccharine interjection. "

Ooh they sound nice!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I load my own shot "

Yes, yes, we all know you served in the U.S. Marines, Gunnery Sergeant Cocktower. How do you do, Blu'? Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way

Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!!

You are tonight's 4th poster!

You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!!

How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way?

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs

Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight

°

I'm actually eating some now! The ones from M&S, rose and lemon, dusted with icing. It's very more-ish. Bravø to Quiet¹ for the saccharine interjection.

Ooh they sound nice! "

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On the box it says "cooked in the traditional way in open pans in Turkey". I'm sending you a gift-wrapped box. It's a Dreav' come true.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon.

°

She's hankering for a Saturday Knight Fever. Fact. "

Ha! Very good. Sometimes your mind is beautifully quick.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Tonight I’m listening to The Style Council in a throw back 80s kind of vibe. It’s stopping the constant noise from the premature ejaculations…. Aka early fireworks

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff

The Sahara sees more action than me

Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely?

Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate

Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon.

°

She's hankering for a Saturday Knight Fever. Fact.

Ha! Very good. Sometimes your mind is beautifully quick. "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Tonight I’m listening to The Style Council in a throw back 80s kind of vibe. It’s stopping the constant noise from the premature ejaculations…. Aka early fireworks "

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You've chosen well for your audiophilic desires.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's almost the Mïdnïght Høur — ØØ.ØØhrs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!"

You just want me to take you to Primark

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Remember remember, the 5th of November.

...•°*!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark "

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That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

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Good evening Gin-And-Toniqué! Are you well? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark

°

That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. "

You're such a fibber

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark

°

That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed.

You're such a fibber "

°

I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I load my own shot

Yes, yes, we all know you served in the U.S. Marines, Gunnery Sergeant Cocktower. How do you do, Blu'? Are you well?"

no no I was Army I not a crayon eater

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I load my own shot

Yes, yes, we all know you served in the U.S. Marines, Gunnery Sergeant Cocktower. How do you do, Blu'? Are you well?no no I was Army I not a crayon eater "

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The Grand Crayon? Isn't that in Hairyzona?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

KC² will be along any moment now.......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"KC² will be along any moment now......."

Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark

°

That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed.

You're such a fibber

°

I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark."

Not yet

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"KC² will be along any moment now.......

Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?! "

Brilliant!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark

°

That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed.

You're such a fibber

°

I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark.

Not yet "

°

I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"KC² will be along any moment now.......

Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?!

Brilliant!"

Have you hacked my phone camera?! Feel violated now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

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Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark

°

That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed.

You're such a fibber

°

I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark.

Not yet

°

I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner. "

Let's not be regionalist

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"KC² will be along any moment now.......

Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?!

Brilliant!

Have you hacked my phone camera?! Feel violated now "

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ated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

°

Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark

°

That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed.

You're such a fibber

°

I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark.

Not yet

°

I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner.

Let's not be regionalist "

Hes only envious

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Right, I'm off to carry on coughing. Babs Windsor never made THAT film, did she?!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Right, I'm off to carry on coughing. Babs Windsor never made THAT film, did she?! "

It's before my time, KC². You'll be asking me about Diana Dors next.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Evening all

°

Good evening Gin-And-Toniqué! Are you well? X

"

Good thanks tired though - are you?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?

°

Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread.

Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!

You just want me to take you to Primark

°

That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed.

You're such a fibber

°

I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark.

Not yet

°

I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner.

Let's not be regionalist

Hes only envious "

°

Seeing that I'm a (self proclaimed) gentleman I'll indulge you for now. Any other time and I would be esçorting you out of the Nocturnal Studio for bad behaviour.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad girls get punished Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

°

Good evening Gin-And-Toniqué! Are you well? X

Good thanks tired though - are you? "

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45 minutes later! If you were any slower you'd be going backwards!

I'm tired too. I've had to put up with much cheek this evening on this thread. And it's not the usual cheek that I'm accustomed to.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight?

I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did)

Oh for just one good nights sleep

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening nocturnal owls

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Trying very hard to type, too much boooooooooooooooooooze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying very hard to type, too much boooooooooooooooooooze"
me too it's all Nero's fault.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal "

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Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bad girls get punished Nero "

It's on my agenda. Take a ticket and get in the queue.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight?

I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did)

Oh for just one good nights sleep "

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Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight?

I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did)

Oh for just one good nights sleep

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Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag? "

On my left arm

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

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Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude)."

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight?

I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did)

Oh for just one good nights sleep

°

Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag?

On my left arm "

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I thought your left arm was your "Lovense" arm!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight?

I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did)

Oh for just one good nights sleep

°

Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag?

On my left arm

°

I thought your left arm was your "Lovense" arm! "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight?

I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did)

Oh for just one good nights sleep

°

Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag?

On my left arm

°

I thought your left arm was your "Lovense" arm!

"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m surprised Red isn’t here since she is back in Blighty

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Trying very hard to type, too much boooooooooooooooooooze"

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My energy is waning like the crescent Moon. Good evening NøtDave! You've probably already retired to your chamber. But welcome to the Noc'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Trying very hard to type, too much boooooooooooooooooooze me too it's all Nero's fault. "

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Culpability lies squarely at my plates of meat. (That's cockney for "feet").

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By *exy Bi FemWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Good morning everyone ????

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m surprised Red isn’t here since she is back in Blighty "

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She only landed a few hours ago. The flight was delayed.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

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Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. "

That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good morning everyone ????"

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Good evening Kímbò_! We can say "morning". Either way, how do you do? Welcome to the Nøcturnal.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

°

Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready.

That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek."

You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

°

Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready.

That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek.

You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'? "

°

Belly button.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

°

Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready.

That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek.

You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'?

°

Belly button."

. My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear gentlefolk of the Nocturnal woodland realm. Henceforth this thread becomes an open mic' session. I am tired and sleepy and long for some peaceful slumber.

Thank you all for your Nocturnal delights.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

°

Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready.

That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek.

You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'?

°

Belly button.

. My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically?"

It's tattooed: M ö D.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Dear gentlefolk of the Nocturnal woodland realm. Henceforth this thread becomes an open mic' session. I am tired and sleepy and long for some peaceful slumber.

Thank you all for your Nocturnal delights.

"

Good night

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

°

Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready.

That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek.

You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'?

°

Belly button.

. My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically?

It's tattooed: M ö D."

How convenient. You can always claim that it's a return address should you be found incapacitated. Just bundle him up and deliver to the Ministry of Defence...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Dear gentlefolk of the Nocturnal woodland realm. Henceforth this thread becomes an open mic' session. I am tired and sleepy and long for some peaceful slumber.

Thank you all for your Nocturnal delights.

Good night "

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Good night, dårling. Thank you once again for gracing our presence. We were all the richer for you.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal

°

Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude).

Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready.

That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek.

You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'?

°

Belly button.

. My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically?

It's tattooed: M ö D.

How convenient. You can always claim that it's a return address should you be found incapacitated. Just bundle him up and deliver to the Ministry of Defence..."

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I used to work for the MOD. I spent most of my time there getting d*unk with the Brigadiers and Colonels.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Is it still late or is it now early. I have been broken by friends who are still boozing but I have wimped out. X

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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Insomnia isn't fun.

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