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".•°°" • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - PrinçessPuddle! You are tonight's ¹st poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a bang! .....she's attractively quick... ^ | |||
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"Work work and more bloody work for me, no rest for the wicked" ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JuicyJônês! You are tonight's ²nd poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a pffft and a bang! Just how W¹cked åre U? | |||
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"Evening all, how are we doing? " • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - •Twistedsoul35• You are tonight's 3rd poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a BANG!...* We're all doing splendidly. Are you well? | |||
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"Work work and more bloody work for me, no rest for the wicked ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JuicyJônês! You are tonight's ²nd poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a pffft and a bang! Just how W¹cked åre U?" I’m very wicked, I eat after eights before eight | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way " • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all X" ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - FløR . You are tonight's 5th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with the obligatory B A N G...! | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all X ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - FløR . You are tonight's 5th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with the obligatory B A N G...!" I do love a good bang... | |||
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"Hello Op and other late night fora dwellers. " ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Mèlí. You are tonight's 6th poster! You prize, if it isn't obvious by now, is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a boom and a bang! We're all for originality here. | |||
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"Evening OP and all. Hope everybody is okay" ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - Forbidden east You are tonight's 7th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a bang! I'm beginning to sound like a scratched record! Welcome to the Nøcturnal! | |||
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"Work work and more bloody work for me, no rest for the wicked ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - JuicyJônês! You are tonight's ²nd poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a pffft and a bang! Just how W¹cked åre U? I’m very wicked, I eat after eights before eight " ° You're not alone, JuicyJones, so does QuincyJones. It's music to his ears! ¶¶..¶¶.¶ | |||
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"Evening one and all.....woosh boom Bang " ° Dear DirtyFilthy - welcome to the Friday Noc'! Do you have a penny for the gûy? | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all X ° Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - FløR . You are tonight's 5th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with the obligatory B A N G...! I do love a good bang..." ° You can be my internal combustion engine: suck-squeeze-bang-blow... ...but not necessarily in that order. | |||
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"Oooh. Treason " ° Good evening Swing! Are you a co-conspirator? Have you been to the Houses Of Blowupimeant? | |||
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"Thank you for my present Nero " ° You're welcome, picklebum. | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me " • I see. So, my next question is: when were you made love to in a bad way? | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me " Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? | |||
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"Not been a good day, chest infection, on antibiotics, can;t even have a drink " • Good evening to the 'lamØnts! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your malady, m'lady (or Sir). 'Cwtch' up together, feel better soon and give my regards to Aunty Biotiquê. | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door....." ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. | |||
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"Gooooooood evening x" ° Good evening and Nøcturnal Greetings to the ever resplendent mrs m¹schíef. I hope you are well and dandy? | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon." Jeez, and in my state of ill health, I was attempting to provide some education still. Margaret's "crime" was harbouring Catholic priests, so it is somewhat related to the Gunpowder Conspiracy. Margaret was very brave, she refused to enter a plea to the charges, so was never tried and so her children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to induce her to enter a plea........ | |||
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"Good evening noc’ers I send warm wishes to you all. I’m worried about getting gunpowder anywhere tho cos I’ll get in trouble at work so I’ll just sit quietly sipping a dry sherry if I may. " ° Evening felicitations —Val-Kyrie— It's just damp gunpowder; not TNT. Good quality Sherry is quite flammable. It'll singe your innards! | |||
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"Good evening noc’ers I send warm wishes to you all. I’m worried about getting gunpowder anywhere tho cos I’ll get in trouble at work so I’ll just sit quietly sipping a dry sherry if I may. ° Evening felicitations —Val-Kyrie— It's just damp gunpowder; not TNT. Good quality Sherry is quite flammable. It'll singe your innards! " That’s what I’m hoping for. Nero, I hope you don’t mind me mentioning but you have a very big clock. | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me • I see. So, my next question is: when were you made love to in a bad way? " Approximately 568 days, 45 hours and 21 seconds ago.... | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? " Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ " ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. | |||
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"Evening All, Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest. " Glad you enjoyed it Sir. I thought you would | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate " Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go?" ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs" Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight | |||
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"Evening All, Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest. Glad you enjoyed it Sir. I thought you would " Indeed, and I managed to evade Mr KC and his vengeful plague bearers too. | |||
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"Good evening noc’ers I send warm wishes to you all. I’m worried about getting gunpowder anywhere tho cos I’ll get in trouble at work so I’ll just sit quietly sipping a dry sherry if I may. ° Evening felicitations —Val-Kyrie— It's just damp gunpowder; not TNT. Good quality Sherry is quite flammable. It'll singe your innards! That’s what I’m hoping for. Nero, I hope you don’t mind me mentioning but you have a very big clock. " ° I don't mind at all. The more the merrier. I am horologically endowed. It's a fallacy that I have a large phallus. To Be Continued.... | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me • I see. So, my next question is: when were you made love to in a bad way? Approximately 568 days, 45 hours and 21 seconds ago...." ° I have no words, other than "I have no words". | |||
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" Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight " Do you dance the Argentine Tango? | |||
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"Evening All, Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest." ° Quiet¹ has been to Quest¹. What happens there? Is it a Scrabble™ fest at Quest? | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. " She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death...... | |||
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"Good evening dear Nero and the beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m enjoying a quiet and thoughtful Friday evening but glad to be in your company " ° Le petit oiseau! XX Good evening and Welcøme to the Noc'. Have you stroked my ClØck? | |||
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"Evening All, Back from an enjoyable first visit to Quest. Glad you enjoyed it Sir. I thought you would Indeed, and I managed to evade Mr KC and his vengeful plague bearers too. " Sadly we have been visited by the Plague and so blood for the blood gods will have to be sought another day | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death......" ° Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail? | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight " ° I'm actually eating some now! The ones from M&S, rose and lemon, dusted with icing. It's very more-ish. Bravø to Quiet¹ for the saccharine interjection. | |||
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"Good evening dear Nero and the beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m enjoying a quiet and thoughtful Friday evening but glad to be in your company ° Le petit oiseau! XX Good evening and Welcøme to the Noc'. Have you stroked my ClØck? " Oh my dearest Nero. I will stroke your clock anytime you like. I am here to please | |||
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"Evening all - what a day " ° Ladies and 'genitalmen' please kindly afford a warm welcome to Mikeç81. He's cuts well into his fine suits and he's a sharp dressed man. | |||
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"Hello Nero Hello night people " ° Pethrö Tull, how are the are you? Kindly extend your dainty hand and accept this fragrant . | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death...... ° Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail?" I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest...... | |||
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"Good evening dear Nero and the beautiful nocturnals. Hope you’ve all had a good day? I’m enjoying a quiet and thoughtful Friday evening but glad to be in your company ° Le petit oiseau! XX Good evening and Welcøme to the Noc'. Have you stroked my ClØck? Oh my dearest Nero. I will stroke your clock anytime you like. I am here to please " ° | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate " Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon. | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death...... ° Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail? I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest...... " ° Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns. | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon. " ° She's hankering for a Saturday Knight Fever. Fact. | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death...... ° Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail? I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest...... ° Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns. " It's a gunpowder and treason special...... *shrugs* | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death...... ° Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail? I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest...... ° Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns. It's a gunpowder and treason special...... *shrugs*" ° How do you know ALL this??!!? You're such a swot. | |||
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"Good evening, Nerø. I am still in bed. I've been in bed all day. I shan't be going to York for any tours around alehouses, although there's some interesting sites to visit. One particular curiosity is the house of Margaret Clitherowe, who was crushed to death with her own front door..... ° I'm sorry KC², as much as I love you, I'm having a Billy Bunter moment: the only excerpt from your narrative was the "clit" from "Margaret Clitherowe". Feel better soon. ° .....so her nine children would not be called as witnesses. The crushing was supposed to seduce her to enter a plea........ ° Nine children? I think she was seduced enough, KC². Gracious me, what kind of stories are you telling me. This gentleman has a weak constitution FFS. She had 3 children. She was pregnant with a fourth when she was crushed to death...... ° Did they offer conjugal visits when she was in the goal, awaiting trail? I believe she was pregnant at the time of her arrest...... ° Thanks KC². You have this unenviable knack in spinning the most salacious of dispiriting yarns. It's a gunpowder and treason special...... *shrugs* ° How do you know ALL this??!!? You're such a swot. " In a previous life, I was a tour guide | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon. " Long, girth, hard lance I hope | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight ° I'm actually eating some now! The ones from M&S, rose and lemon, dusted with icing. It's very more-ish. Bravø to Quiet¹ for the saccharine interjection. " Ooh they sound nice! | |||
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"I load my own shot " • Yes, yes, we all know you served in the U.S. Marines, Gunnery Sergeant Cocktower. How do you do, Blu'? Are you well? | |||
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"Having been up since 4am to see my boy off on the train back to Edinburgh one can safely say I'm fucked, and not in a good way • Good Evening and Nocturnal Greetings - MïssDreävus!!! You are tonight's 4th poster! You prize is a tour - with six other Nocturnalites - around York, visiting the ale houses where the ill-fated plot to blow up the Houses Of Parliament was planned, thickened and foiled. It's a tour that will certainly go off with a, you've guessed it, BÅNg...!! How long has it been since you were made love to in a good way? Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Hopefully a dashing Beau Geste will appear out of shimmering desert heat to ply you with Fry's Turkish Delight and fulfill your needs Oh hecky Nora! I love Turkish Delight ° I'm actually eating some now! The ones from M&S, rose and lemon, dusted with icing. It's very more-ish. Bravø to Quiet¹ for the saccharine interjection. Ooh they sound nice! " ° On the box it says "cooked in the traditional way in open pans in Turkey". I'm sending you a gift-wrapped box. It's a Dreav' come true. | |||
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" Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon. ° She's hankering for a Saturday Knight Fever. Fact. " Ha! Very good. Sometimes your mind is beautifully quick. | |||
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" Precisely 376 days, 34 hours and 24 seconds ago. Drier than a Nuns chuff The Sahara sees more action than me Geeez Dreavus. That can't be true surely? Yes it is Meli, it is most unfortunate Stay strong young maiden, hopefully a knight with a gleaming lance will rescue you soon. ° She's hankering for a Saturday Knight Fever. Fact. Ha! Very good. Sometimes your mind is beautifully quick. " ° | |||
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"Tonight I’m listening to The Style Council in a throw back 80s kind of vibe. It’s stopping the constant noise from the premature ejaculations…. Aka early fireworks " ° You've chosen well for your audiophilic desires. | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...!" You just want me to take you to Primark | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark " ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. | |||
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"Evening all " ° Good evening Gin-And-Toniqué! Are you well? X | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. " You're such a fibber | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. You're such a fibber " ° I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark. | |||
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"I load my own shot • Yes, yes, we all know you served in the U.S. Marines, Gunnery Sergeant Cocktower. How do you do, Blu'? Are you well?" no no I was Army I not a crayon eater | |||
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"I load my own shot • Yes, yes, we all know you served in the U.S. Marines, Gunnery Sergeant Cocktower. How do you do, Blu'? Are you well?no no I was Army I not a crayon eater " ° The Grand Crayon? Isn't that in Hairyzona? | |||
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"KC² will be along any moment now......." Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?! | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. You're such a fibber ° I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark." Not yet | |||
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"KC² will be along any moment now....... Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?! " • Brilliant! | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. You're such a fibber ° I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark. Not yet " ° I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner. | |||
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"KC² will be along any moment now....... Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?! • Brilliant!" Have you hacked my phone camera?! Feel violated now | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. You're such a fibber ° I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark. Not yet ° I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner. " Let's not be regionalist | |||
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"KC² will be along any moment now....... Da fuq. Are you online stalking, Nerø?! • Brilliant! Have you hacked my phone camera?! Feel violated now " ° ated. | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. You're such a fibber ° I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark. Not yet ° I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner. Let's not be regionalist " Hes only envious | |||
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"Right, I'm off to carry on coughing. Babs Windsor never made THAT film, did she?! " • It's before my time, KC². You'll be asking me about Diana Dors next. | |||
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"Evening all ° Good evening Gin-And-Toniqué! Are you well? X " Good thanks tired though - are you? | |||
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"Good evening Nero! How did the Chelsea boot hunt go? ° Good evening Bellaseas. Thank you for popping by in this evening's Cockturnal Thread. Ålas, my endeavours in finding the ever-so-elusive fine pair of Chelsea Boots are going somewhat poorly. Are you free for a ²nd opinion? Sloane Street beckons...! You just want me to take you to Primark ° That remark is borderline "unfriend you". Primark indeed. You're such a fibber ° I'm not fibbing! - I promise you I do not shop at Primark. Not yet ° I'm a sybarite. I'm not a fallible Northerner. Let's not be regionalist Hes only envious " ° Seeing that I'm a (self proclaimed) gentleman I'll indulge you for now. Any other time and I would be esçorting you out of the Nocturnal Studio for bad behaviour. | |||
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"Evening all ° Good evening Gin-And-Toniqué! Are you well? X Good thanks tired though - are you? " ° 45 minutes later! If you were any slower you'd be going backwards! I'm tired too. I've had to put up with much cheek this evening on this thread. And it's not the usual cheek that I'm accustomed to. | |||
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"Trying very hard to type, too much boooooooooooooooooooze" me too it's all Nero's fault. | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal " ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). | |||
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"Bad girls get punished Nero " • It's on my agenda. Take a ticket and get in the queue. | |||
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"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight? I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did) Oh for just one good nights sleep " ° Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag? | |||
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"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight? I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did) Oh for just one good nights sleep ° Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag? " On my left arm | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude)." Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. | |||
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"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight? I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did) Oh for just one good nights sleep ° Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag? On my left arm " ° I thought your left arm was your "Lovense" arm! | |||
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"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight? I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did) Oh for just one good nights sleep ° Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag? On my left arm ° I thought your left arm was your "Lovense" arm! " | |||
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"Evening Nero! Are you masquerading as Guy Fawkes tonight? I’ve had a shite day! I’m full of cold and after yesterdays physio I feel like barbie had her arm yanked out of its socket on the bit of elastic and it’s not back in the right place. It fucking hurt!!! ( excuse my language but it did) Oh for just one good nights sleep ° Hello DC/Cougs! I'm terribly sorry to hear about your arm. I know you've been suffering insufferably with it. How do you manage carrying your Mulberry handbag? On my left arm ° I thought your left arm was your "Lovense" arm! " ° | |||
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"Trying very hard to type, too much boooooooooooooooooooze" ° My energy is waning like the crescent Moon. Good evening NøtDave! You've probably already retired to your chamber. But welcome to the Noc'. | |||
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"Trying very hard to type, too much boooooooooooooooooooze me too it's all Nero's fault. " ° Culpability lies squarely at my plates of meat. (That's cockney for "feet"). | |||
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"I’m surprised Red isn’t here since she is back in Blighty " ° She only landed a few hours ago. The flight was delayed. | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. " • That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek. | |||
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"Good morning everyone ????" ° Good evening Kímbò_! We can say "morning". Either way, how do you do? Welcome to the Nøcturnal. | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. • That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek." You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'? | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. • That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek. You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'? " ° Belly button. | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. • That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek. You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'? ° Belly button." . My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically? | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. • That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek. You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'? ° Belly button. . My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically?" • It's tattooed: M ö D. | |||
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"Dear gentlefolk of the Nocturnal woodland realm. Henceforth this thread becomes an open mic' session. I am tired and sleepy and long for some peaceful slumber. Thank you all for your Nocturnal delights. " Good night | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. • That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek. You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'? ° Belly button. . My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically? • It's tattooed: M ö D." How convenient. You can always claim that it's a return address should you be found incapacitated. Just bundle him up and deliver to the Ministry of Defence... | |||
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"Dear gentlefolk of the Nocturnal woodland realm. Henceforth this thread becomes an open mic' session. I am tired and sleepy and long for some peaceful slumber. Thank you all for your Nocturnal delights. Good night " ° Good night, dårling. Thank you once again for gracing our presence. We were all the richer for you. | |||
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"I've never posted on one of these threads before (that I recall) I don't know why because I'm virtually nocturnal ° Gooooood Evening to NiceCouple-with-random-numbers. What a delightful surprise. Have you come to check my homework on this thread? I would like to see more of you in future (he's exclaims with fortitude). Yes I have Nero . I have my red pen and a sheet of stickers ready. • That's nothing; I've got your name tattoo'd on my cheek. You too? Where did you decide to situate the 'o'? ° Belly button. . My name is quite long, is it tattooed horizontally or vertically? • It's tattooed: M ö D. How convenient. You can always claim that it's a return address should you be found incapacitated. Just bundle him up and deliver to the Ministry of Defence..." ° I used to work for the MOD. I spent most of my time there getting d*unk with the Brigadiers and Colonels. | |||
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