FabSwingers.com forum: So grumpy today!

By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Everything is irritating me today! I’m so f****g grumpy. What can I do to snap out of it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck your anus ?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

…….and breathe Malcolm

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Kick through autumn leaves, make a pot of tea, sing, put your favourite music on volume 11, dance like no-one is watching, Google 'dad jokes', go on a torch-lit walk in the countryside, make yourself a hot chocolate (with or without the fancy stuff on top), watch a favourite film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

post a photograph of your cock next to a TV remote control.....

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Kick through autumn leaves, make a pot of tea, sing, put your favourite music on volume 11, dance like no-one is watching, Google 'dad jokes', go on a torch-lit walk in the countryside, make yourself a hot chocolate (with or without the fancy stuff on top), watch a favourite film..."

Did you cut and paste that from Google?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"post a photograph of your cock next to a TV remote control....."

Why

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Did you cut and paste that from Google?"

No I did not, you cheeky git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"post a photograph of your cock next to a TV remote control.....

Why

photos like that always make people giggle.... and a good giggle will rid you of your grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Try being me

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Try being me

Fair play that has helped tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…….and breathe Malcolm

My name is Keith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…….and breathe Malcolm

My name is Keith "

Epically funny and ironic all at the same time

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Look at images of people around the world who are suffering, then think about how good your life is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything is irritating me today! I’m so f****g grumpy. What can I do to snap out of it??"

Get naked under warm covers and cum until your arm won't work any longer and you can't get hard at all.

Say it with me...

"Orgasms are nature's cure-all"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at images of people around the world who are suffering, then think about how good your life is."

This puts mine to shame.

Why not do both

Just not at the same time for the love of somebody's god

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Try being me

Fair play that has helped tbh"

My pleasure

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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I just bitch on the forums and pick fights with people. It's the only way to cope when life isn't enjoyable. Just don't go completely postal.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Go to bed and cry.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"…….and breathe Malcolm

My name is Keith "

I was talking to myself. I am Malcolm! Your post didn’t help. I’ve had to start on the wine to calm down

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Go to bed and cry."

I would if it was in yours !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…….and breathe Malcolm

My name is Keith

I was talking to myself. I am Malcolm! Your post didn’t help. I’ve had to start on the wine to calm down "

Hi Malcolm. Lovely to meet you with your lovely curtains

I did try though.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Lobotomy.

(I await your rolling eyes)

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Lobotomy.

(I await your rolling eyes)"

I can’t view your profile. I must have blocked you! That figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch a feel good movie.xx

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Watch a feel good movie.xx"

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Go to bed and cry.

I would if it was in yours ! "

I'll sit on your face and soak up your tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my tits out just for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Go to bed and cry.

I would if it was in yours !

I'll sit on your face and soak up your tears."

* Cue Nanna inbox explosion *

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Go to bed and cry.

I would if it was in yours !

I'll sit on your face and soak up your tears."

With all that hair ?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Everything is irritating me today! I’m so f****g grumpy. What can I do to snap out of it??"

Come and be miserable with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work "

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

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over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 04/11/22 18:20:19]"

I saw

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Everything is irritating me today! I’m so f****g grumpy. What can I do to snap out of it??

Come and be miserable with me lol"

Fuck no! I don’t want to be pushed suicidal

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.

My advice would be do what you feel, even an adult tantrum might help you out, writhe on the floor and wail, punch your mattress, watch something that matches what you feel. And then have a good night’s sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I can see some sexual tension between those two

something is happening before our eyes

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.

Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I will be honest I’m not happy about that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.

Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger

Grumpy Malcolm is better at punchlines than the non grumpy one I have to admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I can see some sexual tension between those two

something is happening before our eyes "

You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I will be honest I’m not happy about that then

Hugs all round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.

Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger

If you knew me, I’m quite the opposite

but I appreciate the terse response to trying to help

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.

Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger

Grumpy Malcolm is better at punchlines than the non grumpy one I have to admit "

Your profile name? Your neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I can see some sexual tension between those two

something is happening before our eyes

You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it "

deflecting. There is definitely something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to embrace it and wallow in it and then naturally get fed up with the feeling/myself and then return to equilibrium.

Oh FFS another liberal tree hugger

Grumpy Malcolm is better at punchlines than the non grumpy one I have to admit

Your profile name? Your neither

start a roast thread please you are on fire tonight !

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Everything is irritating me today! I’m so f****g grumpy. What can I do to snap out of it??

Come and be miserable with me lol

Fuck no! I don’t want to be pushed suicidal "

Lol ... Ok grumpy pants

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher. "

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I can see some sexual tension between those two

something is happening before our eyes

You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it

deflecting. There is definitely something

There really isn’t

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I can see some sexual tension between those two

something is happening before our eyes

You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it "

Your head is stuck up your back eye! Probably why I blocked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!"

Millennials !!!! FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my tits out just for you

You don’t like me so that won’t work

I’ll think you’ll find you blocked me first

That figures

I cried for a week

I can imagine. If I was you I wouldn’t be happy either

Well, I don’t know about you, but you’re definitely cheering me up

I can see some sexual tension between those two

something is happening before our eyes

You might want to check your third eye, I think there’s something stuck in it

Your head is stuck up your back eye! Probably why I blocked you

Yes, that’s why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!"

Thanks gorgeous

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Look at pictures of puppy's! X

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over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Clearly blind as well as stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.

Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Look at pictures of puppy's! X"

Jeeeeeesus !!! Bet you still go to Glastonbury every year don’t you??

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Fuck your anus ? "
with a mules penis

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over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.

Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful? "

Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Millennials !!!! FFS

Throw a pizza on the roof. Worked for Walter White.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Fuck your anus ? with a mules penis

Oh FFS not steering wheel man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe grumpy is just in your DNA turn off your Internet sit in the dark. Have a smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.

Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?

Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway "

Goofy?

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Right I’m off off out . Can’t be talking to you miserable fuckers all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.

Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?

Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway

Goofy?"

Ahhh shucks. I think we need to move on. Though I would totally fight a dragon for you by the way. As long as it was asleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.

Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?

Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway

Goofy?

Ahhh shucks. I think we need to move on. Though I would totally fight a dragon for you by the way. As long as it was asleep x"

Or dead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

Thanks gorgeous

Oooh I just went like that bashful creature from that Disney film. Can't remember which.

Some very bashful thing ….. that’s really bashful?

Yeah is it a rabbit or something? Might be Mickey Mouse. Something that goes red and flutters it's eyelashes anyway

Goofy?

Ahhh shucks. I think we need to move on. Though I would totally fight a dragon for you by the way. As long as it was asleep x

Or dead?"

Ahh cmon I'd put a little effort in for you, you're a catch!

But yeah would totally pretend I got to be first. Just for the swoon

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Go to bed and cry.

I would if it was in yours !

I'll sit on your face and soak up your tears.

With all that hair ?"

That's what it's there for.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!"

I'm guessing Hackney.

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Feeling decidedly more cheerful today!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Well done, dårling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a walk, say hello to strangers on your journey. Normally works for me, especially if they reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeling decidedly more cheerful today!

Fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch a feel good movie.xx

Typical female response! Shall I light a few candles as well?? FFS

Hey I light candles! Nothing like a nice bit of ambience for these dark winter nights. Take a rubber ducky to the bath as well. Paint your toenails. Sing to Cher.

Your from London! Lol. Bet you live in Shoreditch or Richmond or some other Woke place like that

Fucking hate Shoreditch. Richmond darrrrling I wish.

Keep on guessing that'll be a fun way to relieve some tension. Or flirt with hippy chick, she's not bad looking ya know!

I'm guessing Hackney. "

God no. Not a hipster people! Not East London x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to some metal

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By *uitednbooted2 OP Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Listen to some metal "

Grow up

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