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I'm overthinking this aren't I? 
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"Made me think of this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6XoIjhbzPtg "This ‘could’ be played in the background for the ‘right’ lady  | |||
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"How do you do the splits standing up? Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible? And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
A"like van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe | |||
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"How do you do the splits standing up? Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible? And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
A"Yes, you’re overthinking. You need to visit Rex’s school of stand up fucking for all your tips  | |||
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"How do you do the splits standing up? Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible? And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
Alike van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe"^^ this, But I’m not shagging JCVD  | |||
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"Yogagirl is your go to then. She can do that in a doorway if you so desire. " Thanks for looking out for a fellow brother dude  | |||
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"How do you do the splits standing up? Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible? And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
Alike van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe
^^ this,
But I’m not shagging JCVD "for future reference dont kiss the mistletoe thats not how it works  | |||
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"How do you do the splits standing up? Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible? And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
Alike van damme on a door frame full on bollock mistletoe
^^ this,
But I’m not shagging JCVD for future reference dont kiss the mistletoe thats not how it works "I’d sooner be on the end of a roundhouse kick than shag him  | |||
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"How do you do the splits standing up? Surely if they're doing a full on spready then their foof will be touching the floor, making penetration pretty impossible? And if they're doing a full on spready to the gods standing on their hands then if they're vertically challenged then heels will make fuck all difference.
I'm overthinking this aren't I?
A"Lol I think they’re mean 1 foot on the ground on the other foot in the air or are you just being pedantic? Ha ha | |||
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"I'm too gymnastically challenged to partake in the Rex Special this week. I hope you find the right pair of legs to bang your bollocks off "Can you touch your toes then? | |||
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"Let me know when it’s a bend over thread I got it down to perfect " laundry day picking odd socks up? | |||
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"Let me know when it’s a bend over thread I got it down to perfect " Backwards??  | |||
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"Wall sex ftw  "She knows ^^ | |||
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"Let me know when it’s a bend over thread I got it down to perfect laundry day picking odd socks up?" Nope emm I have plenty off practice with plenty off practice partners  | |||
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"Let me know when it’s a bend over thread I got it down to perfect Backwards?? "Forward | |||
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She knows ^^ "Who doesn't love getting pinned like a fluttery little butterfly | |||
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"A female who has stamina and can handle a seriously rough fuck, feeling stressed this week haha" ^^ he’s that stressed he said it twice | |||
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"I believe you're talking about a leg pull position. She could also rest her leg on your shoulder." Err, I don’t do passengers. She needs to do it on her own with no resting  | |||
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"I believe you're talking about a leg pull position. She could also rest her leg on your shoulder. Err, I don’t do passengers. She needs to do it on her own with no resting "You'll be looking for a dancer then. Gotta have flexibility and strength. | |||
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"I'm too gymnastically challenged to partake in the Rex Special this week. I hope you find the right pair of legs to bang your bollocks off
Can you touch your toes then? "It has been known. If the occasion called for it | |||
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"I'm an expert at lay on your back sex with your legs slightly parted. On a good day I'll even wrap them around your waist." I’ve a lazy lob on now | |||
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"A female who has stamina and can handle a seriously rough fuck, feeling stressed this week haha ^^ he’s that stressed he said it twice "haha bang on there mate | |||
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"So what you're saying is you want me to stick a pole in my fanny and balance on that with the strength of my pelvic floor muscles and then do the splits with my little chubby legs? I'm in. " Not just any old pole | |||
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"So what you're saying is you want me to stick a pole in my fanny and balance on that with the strength of my pelvic floor muscles and then do the splits with my little chubby legs? I'm in. Not just any old pole "Your rusty old pole will do the job perfectly. | |||
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"So what you're saying is you want me to stick a pole in my fanny and balance on that with the strength of my pelvic floor muscles and then do the splits with my little chubby legs? I'm in. Not just any old pole
Your rusty old pole will do the job perfectly.
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