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And God Created Cat......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the first day of creation God created the cat.

On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.

On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.

On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.

Winston

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Very good. My three cats are all old now so just sleep and eat

Ive been very fortunate that theyve never woke me in the middle of the night

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

This made me smile so much!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Which is why I have dogs

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By *ust John nowCouple
over a year ago

South West

Brilliant

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

On the eighth day cat coughed up a furball...God stuck it between woman's legs .which is why it's called a pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree

Love my furball to bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the eighth day cat coughed up a furball...God stuck it between woman's legs .which is why it's called a pussy "

This should be on the amazing facts thread.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Cats are not well adapted for hot tin roofs though..

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I miss my cats

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"On the first day of creation God created the cat.

On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.

On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.

On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.

Winston"
lol and this is factual

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the first day of creation God created the cat.

On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.

On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.

On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.

Winstonlol and this is factual "

True story.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the first day of creation God created the cat.

On the second day God created man, purely to serve the cat.

On the third day God created tuna, mice and all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day God created honest toil, so that man could labour, purely for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day god created the ball of yarn, the feather thingy on a stick and the catnip mouse, so that the cat might (or might not) be amused.

On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day God went to rest. But the cat woke him up at 4.30 am.

Winston"

All too true

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.

G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.

G"

Truth. Right there.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot on. But we love them anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”

“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side.

Doberman, what do you believe in?”

The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”

“Ah, yes,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”

Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in......?”

The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”

Winston

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Cats should go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take as this God is a cat person then ?

I guess …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day after cat shat in my garden and made it smell so bad i now cant stay out there for long and when not shitting in my garden cat dug up my flowers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Every day after cat shat in my garden and made it smell so bad i now cant stay out there for long and when not shitting in my garden cat dug up my flowers "

He was probably making room for another shit.

Winston

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

My mum's got a cat, he's called Big Fat George, he owns everything and has eyes on the throne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol this really made me smile

I love my Dexter,he is definitely my boss and he's so laid back and as gentle as a lamb

He came into my life when I really needed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems this a pussy obsession thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who created God though?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who created God though?????"

Heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol this really made me smile

I love my Dexter,he is definitely my boss and he's so laid back and as gentle as a lamb

He came into my life when I really needed him"

We have a cat that has just been the best thing ever for all of us. I am truly enchanted by her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who created God though?????"

Humankind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which is why I have dogs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat is, very probably, my best friend. I love him

I've had him since he was a kitten and he's never woken me up during the night once. So considerate.

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