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By *uckyNine OP   Man
over a year ago

prescot

There are many unwritten fab rules which we are aware of, time to compile a comprehensive list for the unawares I think, to start,

1. As a straight guy if I choose a profile pic of me with my cock out I will get many views and fabs from other guys, however a no cock profile pic will lead to pretty much zero interest from anyone

Go!

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Well I disagree with the first rule as I get interest without having a cock profile pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most fabbed pic from guys is my photo with my shirt on.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

2, take out FORUM INSURANCE before posting,

3, when responding to a post in the forum, check the gender and sexiness of the poster as you'd hate to ruin your chances by being on the wrong side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I respond to a forum post, many men think that's an invitation to my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 69. Always … wait…..I mean NEVER post a name of someone you really would like to meet in a thread that asks who you’d like to meet. But join in anyway to say #theyknowwho just so your name is in the mix.

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By *uckyNine OP   Man
over a year ago

prescot

Rule 6, pics of a cock with a household object such as sky remote or can of lynx for size comparison will pretty much always be met with ridicule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are many unwritten fab rules which we are aware of, time to compile a comprehensive list for the unawares I think, to start,

1. As a straight guy if I choose a profile pic of me with my cock out I will get many views and fabs from other guys, however a no cock profile pic will lead to pretty much zero interest from anyone

Go!"

Personally OP, I find the photo of you in your jeans(3rd from top) the most sexy one of you x

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Fab rule number 768643567744223367

Straight men fab other mens pics

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"2, take out FORUM INSURANCE before posting,

3, when responding to a post in the forum, check the gender and sexiness of the poster as you'd hate to ruin your chances by being on the wrong side "

Fucking brilliant reply

Most of the men sided with the women when posted something once

Rule 64656t55566-566hh

Never EVER give your opinion about a celebrity because you will be labelled either

A. Sexist

B. Racist

3. Jealous

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Never read the posts in a thread to check how it's progressed/which direction it's taken.

Just keep responding to the O.P. so that the thread fills up with the same comment from the majority of posters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man creates a thread, he must reply to all women and ignore any man that also responds

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

"lol" must be put after every sentence when a man messages a woman

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If a man creates a thread, he must reply to all women and ignore any man that also responds "

No matter who starts a thread , men must only respond to fresh meat or longer serving never given out big titted women that keep them danglin' ....

Women must only respond to the salivating males who jump at their every quip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab rules ? ..tbh there are no rules in this Jungle, what some might take offense to others might welcome them ... welcome to the Jungle.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write"

People can disagree. There's no rule about agreeing for the sake of it.

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Fab rule 5a

Keep threatening to leave fab because you haven't had a meet

Drag the sites name through the mud and tell everyone you're not renewing your site supporter

before instantly renewing your site supporter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fab rules ? ..tbh there are no rules in this Jungle, what some might take offense to others might welcome them ... welcome to the Jungle. "

I thought you were me then.... you're looking good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no rules

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Thou shalt always remember the forums are not the whole of Fab.

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write

People can disagree. There's no rule about agreeing for the sake of it."

Sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write"

Not necessarily some off us have friends in very high high places out within fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, Fab rules!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Fab rule 183: Never express anything but a completely vanilla response to a question about kinks, you will be shamed. Unless you respond to a thread on Swingers chat then be as descriptive about your cum dump anal fetish as you like.

Cherry x

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write

Not necessarily some off us have friends in very high high places out within fab

"

Yeah i remember being labelled as having friends in high places shortly before I was banned haha

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Fab rule 12 - if filters stop you messaging or winking, go to public gallery and fab EVERY SINGLE PICTURE and they'll instantly change their mind and message you instead.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write

People can disagree. There's no rule about agreeing for the sake of it.

Sarcasm "

Rule 007 if someone says they were being sarcastic ,pretend all along that you knew that!

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Fab rule 7524: Cake. If cake isn't a prerequisite to you for meeting then go back to pof.

Cherry x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I doesn't meet the definition of sarcasm for me ....

Rule 008 Never be honest. Always face save in favour of the other.

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By *uckyNine OP   Man
over a year ago

prescot

Rule 7633 an open unflushed toilet in the background of any pic will not get you on to page 1 of the hot list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule 000001 rules are there to be broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any thread asking for willies as profile pics, ignore and state you have some on your profile for anyone who wants to see

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Rule 34

If it exists, there's porn of it

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Rule eluR

You're suddenly bisexual if the woman won't meet on her own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write

Not necessarily some off us have friends in very high high places out within fab

Yeah i remember being labelled as having friends in high places shortly before I was banned haha

"

Ha ha problem is I like this place to much to use them

Fun thing about working for an fbi cyber crimes task force at one point you meet people that can shut things down with the swipe off a pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write

Not necessarily some off us have friends in very high high places out within fab

Yeah i remember being labelled as having friends in high places shortly before I was banned haha

Ha ha problem is I like this place to much to use them

Fun thing about working for an fbi cyber crimes task force at one point you meet people that can shut things down with the swipe off a pen "

A games compey would have player who they would feed stuff to and it was or job to go out and get scammed on porpoise so the fbi could step in and bust them for cyber scamming

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"Fab rule XxX

You're obviously friends with an admin if the majority disagree with anything you write

Not necessarily some off us have friends in very high high places out within fab

Yeah i remember being labelled as having friends in high places shortly before I was banned haha

Ha ha problem is I like this place to much to use them

Fun thing about working for an fbi cyber crimes task force at one point you meet people that can shut things down with the swipe off a pen "

The pen is mightier than the sword

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Fab rule 5a

Keep threatening to leave fab because you haven't had a meet

Drag the sites name through the mud and tell everyone you're not renewing your site supporter

before instantly renewing your site supporter"

and dont forget moaning how bad Fab has become lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Penis size does not matter. Until it does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You people are very misguided and cynical.

The first rule of Fab is that you dont talk about Fab.

The 2nd rule of Fab is that YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FAB!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab rules ? ..tbh there are no rules in this Jungle, what some might take offense to others might welcome them ... welcome to the Jungle.

I thought you were me then.... you're looking good."

Thank you

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"Fab rule 5a

Keep threatening to leave fab because you haven't had a meet

Drag the sites name through the mud and tell everyone you're not renewing your site supporter

before instantly renewing your site supporter

and dont forget moaning how bad Fab has become lol "

Got couple on our friends list like this

I'm so tempted to write "just fuck off then"

Do they really think people gonna be like "Awww don't go, I'll meet you"

Ya mad.

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