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When Jesus comes back will he have an iphone or android?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i-god

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i-god"

What network is that on?

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

He will have an android as sam-sung to him lololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He will have an android as sam-sung to him lololol"

LMAO thats funny

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Android....Jesus has followers not the other way round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Android....Jesus has followers not the other way round. "

But Steve Jobs is god now isnt he?

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

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cos it has a halo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the pope can have a twitter account then I'm sure He would follow

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think he will have an apple, a blackberry, 2 loaves and 5 fish.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I think Hels Bells had an android yesterday but it didn't walk on water. So that ones out

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

God wont have a need for such primitive communication tools.

He will invent his own invite only social network called HeavenBook or some shit. Those not invited get cast down to Hell_Space.

I is a techno profit yo.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i am back,and got an android.

Although i am trying to get steve job to do my marketing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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iPhone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitler offered Jesus an iron cross if he'd let him into heaven but his dad said, "Why the fook do you want an iron cross when you couldn't even carry a wooden one ya dick!"

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey


"Hitler offered Jesus an iron cross if he'd let him into heaven but his dad said, "Why the fook do you want an iron cross when you couldn't even carry a wooden one ya dick!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely he'd have an "All seeing eye-phone".....just like his Dads....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever he's got he's guner be soooo pissed at them 'Romans' .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a tablet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he will have an apple, a blackberry, 2 loaves and 5 fish."

I don't think he would have a rim bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a tablet?"

Good idea,,,,, yeah a voice activated tablet with more than 10 commandments……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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To quote the incomparable Half Man Half Biscuit:

"If Jesus came to Earth today,

they'd crucify him straight away,

upon a cross of MDF

and they's use no need for nails".

But, erm, iPhone, claro.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he will have an apple, a blackberry, 2 loaves and 5 fish."

Can't leave orange out !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he will have an apple, a blackberry, 2 loaves and 5 fish.

I don't think he would have a rim bob "

There is nothing wrong with a rim device!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well the pope has a tablet and twitters lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he will have an apple, a blackberry, 2 loaves and 5 fish."

surely, he would not be tempted by an APPLE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it will be hands free and on a cross network

ahhhah well i thought it was funny a bit

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