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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrapping presents, even when they're square.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Singing.

I used to be very good at it until my balls dropped. Now I couldn't hold a tune if my life depended upon it... doesn't stop me from getting pissed and murdering Sweet Caroline at karaoke though

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

I was the same so now have a rice cooker and it's perfect every time.

I'm rubbish at being organised! Paperwork, housework, replying to messages ... Never seem to have enough time! So if anyone wants to come and sort me out, that would be great

Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing. when i was at school we did scotish country dancing and i used to get my legs slapped because i did it all wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't help saying it the way it is gets me into bother all the time

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

saying no to a lady

but in day to day life - I'm rubbish at tidying - I know where everything is, but its always in a pile ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting and decorating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

singing!!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I was the same so now have a rice cooker and it's perfect every time.

I'm rubbish at being organised! Paperwork, housework, replying to messages ... Never seem to have enough time! So if anyone wants to come and sort me out, that would be great

Lisa"

Rice cookers are ace - I can recommend the Zojirushi ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.... Doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sewing.....even bought a sewing machine but still shite at it

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By *aninthemiddleMan
over a year ago

caerphilly

Getting meets on here lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Writing. My hand has forgotten how to do it

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've never quite mastered humility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitting and sewing....my son had to have a badge put onto his jumper when he was in the cadets, I used clue to stick it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

small pot with a well sealed lid. It does not really matter if you rinse rice or put the rice in the pot dry but put the exact same measure of water to rice. (no salt) Placed on a medium ring on the lowest heat possible and just keep your eye on the steam till it dies down a bit. Switch of gas/electric if you smell any burning. Do not remove lid but you can look into the pot and see if there is any water swilling around, if there is just keep it on the heat till the rice is dry. You will get the hang of it eventually and you will get perfect rice every time. If you are using brown rice just add a little more water

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

I have a Cuisineart Rice cooker with steamer still boxed, never used which came as part of a job lot at an auction. You can have it for free, if you are willing come and collect it

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I was the same so now have a rice cooker and it's perfect every time.

I'm rubbish at being organised! Paperwork, housework, replying to messages ... Never seem to have enough time! So if anyone wants to come and sort me out, that would be great

Lisa"
I blew my rice cooker up

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im crap at everything lol

My cookings a joke, my ironing naff, cleaning windows is a nightmear, never seem to get rid of the smudges etc

I make a shite wife lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"DIY"
I can just imagine you in a toolbelt holding a drill

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"DIY"

Come to Canada Room my old son, Uncle Funky will show you how to DIY like a trooper!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"DIYI can just imagine you in a toolbelt holding a drill

cheers

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"DIY

Come to Canada Room my old son, Uncle Funky will show you how to DIY like a trooper!

how kind....

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'll admit it ......parking

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

That's one thing I can do

Keema

Pilau

Egg fried

Special

Any ole rice ya like, except pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't ice skate to save my life. It's a good job I've got a large arse to cushion the blows!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can't ice skate to save my life. It's a good job I've got a large arse to cushion the blows!! "
I cant do that either.....had many a bruised bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardening.....Every plant I even look at in my garden dies...Even the s!

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Writing My handwriting is atrocious and we were taught with ink and a nib pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking, ironing, remembering names and recognising faces, sleeping, relaxing, packing for trips, trusting people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, add dancing and singing to my list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't ice skate to save my life. It's a good job I've got a large arse to cushion the blows!! I cant do that either.....had many a bruised bottom.

There's nothing quite like an ice bruise. Ouchie.

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

"Oh, add dancing and singing to my list."

Poor tiger how do you survive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My DIY skills are crap but my singing is worse

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I dont know one end of B n Q from another....so crap at DIY too.....im crap at lotsa stuff now i think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at undressing women, and I need more practice

Willing victims more than gratefully received (and undressed)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless at undressing women, and I need more practice

Willing victims more than gratefully received (and undressed)

I'll selflessly put myself forward to help you with your practice.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I dont know one end of B n Q from another....so crap at DIY too.....im crap at lotsa stuff now i think about it.

Thing is, for each thing that someone is crap at, there is probably something else that they are very good at.

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By *umsuckMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

Dancing. I'm the embarrasing relative at family do's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing. I'm the embarrasing relative at family do's lol "

that's one hell of a username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making yorkshire puds and currys, can caook anything else, but these two fail every time

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By *umsuckMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

"Dancing. I'm the embarrasing relative at family do's lol

that's one hell of a username"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing and kissing arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless at undressing women, and I need more practice

Willing victims more than gratefully received (and undressed)

I'll selflessly put myself forward to help you with your practice. "

Form an orderly queue now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking a compliment

Blow drying my hair

Fastening buttons lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lots of things im shit at, but anything technical is top of my list. Think they took the technical brain cell out before i was born

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taking a compliment

Blow drying my hair

Fastening buttons lol "

You leave as many buttons unfastened as you like

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Wallpapering......why waste so much time and effeort...find it far easier to buy large pictures and cover a wall that way

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Grammar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sewing, hence why I have an ever growing carrier bag full of badges to sew onto my camp blanket.

Being organised and keeping things tidy, although I generally know where things are.

I'm really bad at taking compliments too, think it's the years of bullying making me think people are just taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grammar

Put her in an old peoples home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cryptic clues on crosswords. Even when they are explained to me I cannot see how anyone can get them.

Fecking smartarses.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Baking bread - it could be used as siege weaponry when I've finished.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

singing, cooking, keeping tidy, organising important appointments and definitely accepting compliments.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Compiling the list of things I am not good at.

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"I was the same so now have a rice cooker and it's perfect every time.

I'm rubbish at being organised! Paperwork, housework, replying to messages ... Never seem to have enough time! So if anyone wants to come and sort me out, that would be great

Lisa

I blew my rice cooker up

Wow that's one hell of a blow job, did you burn your mouth?!?!

May I suggest microwave rice from now on!

Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't possibly post on here wot I am crap at .............. but there is something .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drawing is the one thing i never have and probably never will be able to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying my hair, get dye everywhere

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Dancing ....omg i'm like my dad when I dance lol

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

Car maintenance - I can put water in and pump the tyres up but after that......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Dancing ....omg i'm like my dad when I dance lol

Does he think he's good because he dances like you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read most of the posts above, I can sympathise with pretty much all of you. I am officially inept at life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't bake except for very basic cakes.

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By *artnersi in crimeCouple
over a year ago

Camberley/Huntingdon

"DIYI can just imagine you in a toolbelt holding a drill

Bob the builder style lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled eggs ...... always hit or miss with me.

I used to say I was indulging my kids mashing them in a cup for them ..... but really though I'd scoop them into the cups to check them and if they were too runny I could zap in the microwave for a few seconds to stiffen them a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled eggs!! I can never get them right. They are either not cooked or hard Lol xxx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

Boil in the bag - only way I can cook rice.

I am crap at ironing.....takes me ages to do one item and it still will look creased.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

I was the same, but have found the secret and its really easy. If you want to mail me, I'll let you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing.......I have no rythem what so ever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took me a long while to get used to my smart android phone thing - i'm sure i dont use it to its full potential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

making cups of tea. I make the worst cupper going, I'm ok at making coffee though

duke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shagging, but ill give you best 3 minutes of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"making cups of tea. I make the worst cupper going, I'm ok at making coffee though

duke"

ive been told that as well by a certain person - but i dont drink it so how would i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't help saying it the way it is gets me into bother all the time"

My mouth gets me into trouble too

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By *bbie1234Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

"Boiled eggs!! I can never get them right. They are either not cooked or hard Lol xxx

"
I was the same until...ebay...140895265938..a colour changing egg timer...

Abbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shagging, but ill give you best 3 minutes of your life

You can't make it 4 mins for a special occasion then?

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By *bbie1234Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

I am still having problems with my men, either too soft or too hard...

Abbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shagging, but ill give you best 3 minutes of your life

You can't make it 4 mins for a special occasion then?

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oh go on then as its xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing,,unless your a fan of mars bar ripple effect on your shirts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making a cup of tea. At least i try! Lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I couldn't possibly post on here wot I am crap at .............. but there is something .........

Come on Minxie, spill....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly post on here wot I am crap at .............. but there is something .........

Come on Minxie, spill....

i know i know - shes unable to log off the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit at thinking before I open my gob! I can be such a hardfaced cow at times! Good at groveling though xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't help saying it the way it is gets me into bother all the time

My mouth gets me into trouble too

ditto x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly post on here wot I am crap at .............. but there is something .........

Come on Minxie, spill....

nope cos all my forum cred would evaporate in one second pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing, apparently I'm as flat as a witches tit

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I couldn't possibly post on here wot I am crap at .............. but there is something .........

Come on Minxie, spill....

nope cos all my forum cred would evaporate in one second pfffft

....Forum...cred...????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am still having problems with my men, either too soft or too hard...

Abbie"

Too soft then a pinkie up the bum will help, too hard then a flick on the bell end will soften him up. (not too hard though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap at saying no to sex with the wife.

It very often makes me late for work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't possibly post on here wot I am crap at .............. but there is something .........

Come on Minxie, spill....

nope cos all my forum cred would evaporate in one second pfffft

....Forum...cred...????

Some nice kind person just reminded me of a couple of things I am crap at ................ weren't they kind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking, all of it, I'm rubbish at it. I can cook basic good old british meals but I can't do fancy things.

I'm also not very good at what I relate to as 'mens jobs'. Yes I know its sexist but I can't change a plug, or even a bulb, or drill or decorate or mow the lawn. I'm rubbish at it (actually that's just an excuse for not doing it as its mans work).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shite at meeting nice men in "real life" always attract wankers and twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm crap at saying no to sex with the wife.

It very often makes me late for work!"

Just thank god you don't both work in a fish and chip shop

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

i (susie) useless @ Mario cart....or any driving game:keep hitting the walls....apparently i got the slowest time ever recorded in Legoland

.....no more gaming for me just playing

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"i (susie) useless @ Mario cart....or any driving game:keep hitting the walls....apparently i got the slowest time ever recorded in Legoland

.....no more gaming for me just playing

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Modesty. I'm fabulous at everything else!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing

& pastry.

I can cook, bake, but i can not for the life of me do pastry.

My grandma taught me loads but even she now tells me to buy the frozen stuff

Dealing with sick. Im not good at that either

Eyes, if eyes were meant to be touched, we wouldn't blink/close our eyes. I can't do anything with eyes, my own or anyone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im rubbish at dieting and pretty bad at not finishing things (except dinners!) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pun intended here.. I adore dumplings in a stew especially this time of year but fail in my attempts to cook them to a quality standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Directions....I'm ashamed to admit I can sometimes get left and right wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping tidy. I'd love everything to be neat and in its place but never lasts!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

One cup easy cook rice.. two cups water pinch salt , simmer low heat 20 mins lid on tight do not open the lid till done

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Navigating

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohh Im useless at many things..house cleaning, paperwork and filing , sex, relationships probably most things nowadays. Dieting ,concentrating, typing. The list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been thinking all week and can't think of anything

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Useless at speaking ANY foreign languages, as hard as I have tried I just cannot learn Spanish....let alone Catalan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Useless at speaking ANY foreign languages, as hard as I have tried I just cannot learn Spanish....let alone Catalan."

Try shopping somewhere else

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Useless at speaking ANY foreign languages, as hard as I have tried I just cannot learn Spanish....let alone Catalan.

Try shopping somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

Rinse your rice before you start cooking it and also again about halfway through everyone always compliments me in mine tesco long grain in the blue and clear packet cooks really good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crosswords , it's a bit weird but the more I look at a crossword the less sense it makes.

But if Mrs J reads the clues out I can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Name one thing you are totally shite at....

I cant cook rice for love nor money, always ends up in a big gooey mess,no matter what ive tried.

Over to you.....

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a school where you had to learn to read music. I just couldn't do it.

It was easier to get slung out and go to a different school

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