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Maths for the day........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?

(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?

(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?

Anyone not at least trying is not trying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The seaguls and all that fish whatsit

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The seaguls and all that fish whatsit"

There were no seagulls and no trawler......

You tried.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

C'mon who is using their tumbly ...... I am trying hard not to

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Mornington Crescent

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just use your tumbly a little bit if you get desperate

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?

(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?

(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?

Anyone not at least trying is not trying."

a) For bloody ever

b) Unknown as only got a CSE grade3 in maths, I was at the dentist when we did percentages.

c) God knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you putting your wet clothes on a woman?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Mornington Crescent "

Oh I remember that well, well as well as my declining memory can.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?

(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?

(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?

Anyone not at least trying is not trying.

a) For bloody ever

b) Unknown as only got a CSE grade3 in maths, I was at the dentist when we did percentages.

c) God knows. "

100% correct !

I do have other p.j.'s obvs but ... they've been on the maiden for 24 hrs now ....

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

whatever the question the answer is 42.. lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Whats a maiden?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"whatever the question the answer is 42.. lol "

Days or hours ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Whats a maiden?"

To me it's a clothes horse but most people call them maidens. A clothes airer......

What is a gapping fanny ?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

a) between 67-107 minutes depending on breeze condition’s.

b) approximately doubled.

c) because your blocking it. Just stand to the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is always 69

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A and B have the same answer, the time taken will increase exponentially relative to the need for them to be dry.

C, you are obviously not righteous enough, as we all know, the sun always shines on the righteous.

Hope this helps

(I think we both know I couldn’t give a rats arse)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A and B have the same answer, the time taken will increase exponentially relative to the need for them to be dry.

C, you are obviously not righteous enough, as we all know, the sun always shines on the righteous.

Hope this helps

(I think we both know I couldn’t give a rats arse)

"

I think we both know that I couldn't give a rats arse about you not giving a rats arse and number 3 is wrong.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?

(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?

(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?

Anyone not at least trying is not trying."
its gotta be pythagorus theorem or maybe an algorithm

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?

(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?

(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?

Anyone not at least trying is not trying.its gotta be pythagorus theorem or maybe an algorithm "

Pythagoras was into geometry more than laundry....

There def an algorithm in there somewhere......

Joke : What kind of contraception are you gonna use....?

Ans : Think I'll go rythym

Boom !

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Are you taking in temperature & humidity differentials - wind speed if a factor - youre going to need a spreadsheet ….

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?

(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?

(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?

Anyone not at least trying is not trying.its gotta be pythagorus theorem or maybe an algorithm

Pythagoras was into geometry more than laundry....

There def an algorithm in there somewhere......

Joke : What kind of contraception are you gonna use....?

Ans : Think I'll go rythym

Boom !"
lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Are you taking in temperature & humidity differentials - wind speed if a factor - youre going to need a spreadsheet …. "

How long does it take a spreadsheet to dry ?

I'm going back to the tumbly ......

I tried to be good but sheesh

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Whats a maiden?

To me it's a clothes horse but most people call them maidens. A clothes airer......

What is a gapping fanny ?"

Hmm learn something new every day. I’ve never heard them called a maiden, clothes horse, airer, dryer etc. yep.

Gapping fannys are the best kind.

Very rare to find, hence me still being on the hunt!

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs/cheshire

If the maiden is hot, then only a couple of hours….although the crotch may stay damper for longer.

If the maiden has a jumper on over the top, this may take about 51% longer … especially if it’s buttons rather than zip

The reason the sun gets covered by clouds…butterfly wings

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Whats a maiden?

To me it's a clothes horse but most people call them maidens. A clothes airer......

What is a gapping fanny ?

Hmm learn something new every day. I’ve never heard them called a maiden, clothes horse, airer, dryer etc. yep.

Gapping fannys are the best kind.

Very rare to find, hence me still being on the hunt!"

I keep telling you its ....... GAPING with one P Bob

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If the maiden is hot, then only a couple of hours….although the crotch may stay damper for longer.

If the maiden has a jumper on over the top, this may take about 51% longer … especially if it’s buttons rather than zip

The reason the sun gets covered by clouds…butterfly wings"

Are you a scientist ?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

4²

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Are you taking in temperature & humidity differentials - wind speed if a factor - youre going to need a spreadsheet ….

How long does it take a spreadsheet to dry ?

I'm going back to the tumbly ......

I tried to be good but sheesh"

Depends on if its a sgl,dbl or king size spreadsheet… they vary so much xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?

(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?

(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?

Anyone not at least trying is not trying."

a) Ages

b) 100% (variation may occur due to the humidity around the maiden)

c) Astrophysics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a tumble dryer be done in 30 minutes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Firstly we need to find the value of ‘a’.

Next we multiply it by 2.5.

This will give us another number to stare at whilst we simultaneously scratch our heads in befuddlement.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"The seaguls and all that fish whatsit"

Is that you Mr Cantona?

Is there a mathematical equation as to why birds suddenly appear…?

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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago

north staffs/cheshire


"If the maiden is hot, then only a couple of hours….although the crotch may stay damper for longer.

If the maiden has a jumper on over the top, this may take about 51% longer … especially if it’s buttons rather than zip

The reason the sun gets covered by clouds…butterfly wings

Are you a scientist ?"

Kind of

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