FabSwingers.com forum: Why can’t I get a meet? :-( (sad face)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

I want the daily lamentations.

It feeds my soul.

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By *ettyJaneNWWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Like,

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread?

Fanks!

Have you considered sending messages to anyone within a 100 mile radius with a close up pic of your scrotum and a request for a 'descrete fuk'? 60% of the time it works all of the time

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Mainly because we’re mostly all looking for different things and have different tastes.

Finding people that align with all the ingredients is difficult and takes time.

It is definitely not impossible though and we have found over the years that not looking too hard leads to the best results.

Go figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that's easy. You gotta get with their friends, and ensure to make it last forever because ultimately, friendship never ends

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Oh that's easy. You gotta get with their friends, and ensure to make it last forever because ultimately, friendship never ends "

You’ve got a very sporty look about you

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Dunno

Don't seem to have any problems here???

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh that's easy. You gotta get with their friends, and ensure to make it last forever because ultimately, friendship never ends

You’ve got a very sporty look about you"

Stop flirting with me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s because the awesome ones are miles away or not into me.

Once Fab develops that teleport add-on, things will improve dramatically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve met someone once.

Lately though? I dunno, I’m 10/10 on being politely declined after sending messages. So that’s a thing … I can’t get past the first hurdle of talking to someone I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get meets but they literally stay for 20 mins, fucks me and leaves. Starting to get a complex lol x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I dunno.

I think it's my frizzy big hair.

And my marmite voice.

Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

Ugly mate innit

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

Ugly mate innit"

Yeah even the ugly birds won’t. I don’t get it!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I dunno.

I think it's my frizzy big hair.

Oh well."

I’m glad you’re enjoying growing it out

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By *ungnMixedMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Most people get stage fright and let you down ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........

He’ll ghost me in a minute …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

Ugly mate innit

Yeah even the ugly birds won’t. I don’t get it!

Get the sex bag 3000.

Slip it in, become a golden god.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness I think other single guys need to always remember that girls or couples with hot women in etc - get SHIT LOADS of messages. Shit loads. Literal 1000s. So half the time it's autopilot until they see whatever their dream scenario is, whether that's ripped black men, guys with cocks the size of a bears arm, or another hot couple.

So don't get too carried away with it, or send millions in one go cause that could be bad for your self esteem. Marathon not a sprint.

Also a few girls I've chatted to have just suddenly gone really WEIRD and silent for no reason. But again whatever, they have their own lives and issues and I certainly ain't expecting to be a priority.

Essay over thanks for coming to my TED talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best when they ask for a face pic then ignore you after haha

it's like ye for that pal

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Talk about the boy who cried wolf

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........

He’ll ghost me in a minute …

You didn't say yes quick enough.

Changed my mind now.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

Bend over Dan....I'll take (I mean give) one for the team........

He’ll ghost me in a minute …

You didn't say yes quick enough.

Changed my mind now.

Damn you both, that was the sexiest thing I'd read all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this site is brutal for single men.

try to keep positive, im sure you will get chatting with someone really nice soon enough

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I dunno.

I think it's my frizzy big hair.

And my marmite voice.

Oh well."

Frizzy hair..meh I can cope

But marmite arse is a deal breaker ..soz I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha"

Oh PLEASE post the essay!! Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's above you silly goose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha

Oh PLEASE post the essay!! Pretty please

It's already in.

Was quite funny to see the tone shift fantastically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It feels (for me anyway) most males that message me thinks I’m desperate for their cock n just want to meet for a quick fuck which for some / maybe most this is a quick fix but there seems to be a total lack of respect!!

A guy who can’t believe I don’t wanna turn up n be his n his mates a cum dump!!! Another one who is desperate his girlfriend is nearly 9 months pregnant n he would happily fuck me in his outhouse but I didn’t need to worry he would continue to use ne for a few months until the girlfriend got think n down below (they was not his words) went back to normal size I replied with a row if ????? To receive his reply saying but you a big girl you must be desperate by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha"

I thought your essay was!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha

Oh PLEASE post the essay!! Pretty please

It's already in.

Was quite funny to see the tone shift fantastically.

It was actually very well written and full of completely valid points.

And a great distraction from my whimsical offer to bum Dan.

Irrespective of Meli's wish for some lady wank bank material....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

Come on Danny get a grip mate!

You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.

It’s the rule of natural selection that the women and couples will fill their boots with the bucks and tuxs beforehand! You cannot accomodate which suggests her in doors is lurking in the background!

Am I being obtuse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's above you silly goose!"

Ah D’oh!! Thanks.

Actually it’s sound advice in all seriousness

good work!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Talk about the boy who cried wolf

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Irrespective of Meli's wish for some lady wank bank material....

Your moobs are wank bank material enough.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!

Is it because:

A) Squirt is/isn't piss?

B) Girth is/isn't better than length?

C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?

D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!

E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?

F) I'm leaving forever?

Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?

Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

Come on Danny get a grip mate!

You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.

Am I being obtuse?"

Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

Come on Danny get a grip mate!

You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.

Am I being obtuse?

Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!

Don’t forget the missus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!

Is it because:

A) Squirt is/isn't piss?

B) Girth is/isn't better than length?

C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?

D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!

E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?

F) I'm leaving forever?

Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?

Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).

(G) Are curvier girls sexier!?

Fabicide that one, mind

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

Come on Danny get a grip mate!

You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.

Am I being obtuse?

Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!

Don’t forget the missus!"

Is she gym fit and hung too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

Come on Danny get a grip mate!

You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.

Am I being obtuse?

Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!

Don’t forget the missus!"

Is she ripped and hung too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

Come on Danny get a grip mate!

You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.

Am I being obtuse?

Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!

Don’t forget the missus!"

Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung *SINGLE* BASTARDS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

Come on Danny get a grip mate!

You are a middle aged bloke on a recreational sex site where there are tens of thousands like you but where younger chaps with six packs are in the mix.

Am I being obtuse?

Pah those handsome, ripped, gym fit, charming, hung BASTARDS!!!

Don’t forget the missus!

Is she gym fit and hung too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it time for a profile review?

Advise on better photos?

Maybe actually do the formal introductions?

How far is too far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!

Is it because:

A) Squirt is/isn't piss?

B) Girth is/isn't better than length?

C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?

D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!

E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?

F) I'm leaving forever?

Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?

Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).

Of course there are those he could try who are

A) wanting a supporter pass

B) Selling soiled underwear

C) seeking a sugar daddy

D) The best today a couple seeking a mechanical engineer who was “ going to be sorted out” if he got the Nissan Micra working

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I can get a meet whenever I like.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I can get a meet whenever I like.

Not!

Helping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get a meet whenever I like.

Ha ha ha ha ha brilliant!

It’s of course down to personality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six pack well hung smooth can accom have loads of verifications and you will have endless invites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem "

Sorry did you post something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get a meet whenever I like.

Curse you vaginas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem "

Yes.

Of course this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Six pack well hung smooth can accom have loads of verifications and you will have endless invites"

But not yet quite convinced her indoors?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem "

Hang on, I’ve just skipped back up..

I haven’t got a 9 month pregnant girlfriend but hey, fancy meeting me in my outhouse?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem "

Nah he was checking the football scores, priorities and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Great Fab Mystery! Why doesn't the lovely Dan get daily, nay, hourly meets? Only YOU, the people of Fab,can decide. So vote now!

Is it because:

A) Squirt is/isn't piss?

B) Girth is/isn't better than length?

C) Singleguysareallpatheticloserilliteratehorndogsamiriteladieslol?

D) Fab me, Fab me, Fab me!

E) What food and drink are you listening to for insertrelevantmeal?

F) I'm leaving forever?

Which one of these Fabulously popular reasons is responsible for Dan's drought?

Text the letter of your choice to Elephantis Media Solutions (lines are already closed but you will still be charged with intent to breach the peace).

Of course there are those he could try who are

A) wanting a supporter pass

B) Selling soiled underwear

C) seeking a sugar daddy

D) The best today a couple seeking a mechanical engineer who was “ going to be sorted out” if he got the Nissan Micra working "

Definitely D to both.

The Nissan Micra couple could have got all the puns...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get a meet whenever I like.

Curse you vaginas!"

And Baps........don’t forget them!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Too picky, short attention span, get the ick very easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can get a meet whenever I like.

Ha ha ha ha ha brilliant!

It’s of course down to personality?"

Or location.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can get a meet whenever I like.

How does Thursday 7pm sound? I’ll book ya in

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

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Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye enjoy your little click pol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too picky, short attention span, get the ick very easily."

Hmm a typical pomey lass!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem "
I lkkdd your post ...the best one on this thread...fancy a fuck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too picky, short attention span, get the ick very easily."

And no moustache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol"

It’s clique........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol"

Womp womp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem

Nah he was checking the football scores, priorities and all that

^ this is actually true! Then I was telling her that I was checking the scores. Even more distraction!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Well I feel like my post has been totally ignored maybe this is the op problem

Nah he was checking the football scores, priorities and all that

^ this is actually true! Then I was telling her that I was checking the scores. Even more distraction! "

Then there was the cake distraction, you’re never going to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Awww c'mon.

That's no fun.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Too picky, short attention span, get the ick very easily.

And no moustache. "

Touché

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Awww c'mon.

That's no fun."

Ooh what did I miss?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oh that's easy. You gotta get with their friends, and ensure to make it last forever because ultimately, friendship never ends "

Wise words indeed

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Bye enjoy your little click pol"

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

But Now I understand perfectly. Many men on here talk to women as if they were free sex workers, they seriously think that we are just sitting around in gorgeous lingerie, waiting to just open ‘em wide for them to stick it in. And they get a sad if that doesn’t happen.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Too picky, short attention span, get the ick very easily.

Hmm a typical pomey lass!"

A what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Awww c'mon.

That's no fun.

Ooh what did I miss?

A post, apparently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Awww c'mon.

That's no fun."

Why? So you can carry on correcting me hope it made you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too picky, short attention span, get the ick very easily.

Hmm a typical pomey lass!

A what?"

Pompey.............humble apologies!

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Replies are hard enough let alone meets

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over a year ago

"…..

** They still can’t get a meet.

Yet!!! We’re working on it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too picky, short attention span, get the ick very easily.

And no moustache.

Touché

It's spelt tache.

Nothing to do with being touchy.

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over a year ago

I get into a perpetual state of friendly chatting that I'm scared of looking too forward if I did want to meet until the chat fizzles out

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

. Exactly! It’s just a bit of fun.

But in all seriousness, the two of you are both right. Especially the ** bit above!

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over a year ago

Nissan Micra couple have pmd me to say they are up and running and the problem was nothing more than a faulty hose.

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By *adistic_visionMan
over a year ago

bolsover

"I wrote my essay and now I think this was a take the piss thread anyway hahaha

Oh PLEASE post the essay!! Pretty please

It's already in.

Was quite funny to see the tone shift fantastically.

It was actually very well written and full of completely valid points.

And a great distraction from my whimsical offer to bum Dan.

Irrespective of Meli's wish for some lady wank bank material....

And here I was gonna offer to whip him into shape did I say whip I mean flog

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol "

Definitely don’t go, the more you hang around the more you’ll get used to the personalities

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over a year ago

Cos im a time waister

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over a year ago

"Nissan Micra couple have pmd me to say they are up and running and the problem was nothing more than a faulty hose."

Oh no servicing for the engineer required then! What a shame

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol "

Keep posting!

A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.

It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting

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over a year ago

"Cos im a time waister

A time waster!

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

Keep posting!

A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.

It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting

The roasting threads are very funny!

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/11/22 22:52:16]

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over a year ago

"Cos im a time waister

A time waster!"
nope i just got a new belt

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

Definitely don’t go, the more you hang around the more you’ll get used to the personalities

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over a year ago

Thank you yes I went away n hide for a few mins I’ll possibly come back tomorrow not sure

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

Keep posting!

A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.

It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys stop scaring off lovely ladies c'mon your mum raised you better than that x

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over a year ago

"I get meets but they literally stay for 20 mins, fucks me and leaves. Starting to get a complex lol x"

Some men might just use women for just a free shag putting it bluntly.I am sure not all men on here are like that.I guess it is a grey area for some being a swinging site.

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over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

That's your first mistake.

It isn't. It's a Swingers site, not dial-a-shag.

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"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

Keep posting!

A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.

It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting

Thank you it’s hard joining a thread especially when you already have an understanding if each other just remember that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"[Removed by poster at 01/11/22 21:51:51]"

Where's me post gone?

I know I did not remove it.

Ghosties in the room

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over a year ago

Boo's World

Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

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over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

"
You can't accomodate can't travel that limits your potential meets unless you want them to pick you up?

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over a year ago

East London

Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

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over a year ago

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Strange in what way? A Dan way?

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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago

Halifax

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over a year ago

East London

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Strange in what way? A Dan way?"

Strange, like me

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Because they don't like my hat..

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over a year ago

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Easier if you just join us.

One of us.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

Kind of like a pigeon?

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

Keep posting!

A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.

It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting

Thank you think I was sensitive cause it was first n the responses just blasted my new built confidence away to make me feel like I was nothing but I will be back n give it back to you all lol

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over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

That's your first mistake.

It isn't. It's a Swingers site, not dial-a-shag.

Anyone know the number for dial-a-shag?

I thought I’d be knee deep in clunge* by now ..

(* “Clunge” used for comedic effect. Yes, I hate that word as much as you

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Strange in what way? A Dan way?"

One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!!

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over a year ago

Boo's World

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

That's your first mistake.

It isn't. It's a Swingers site, not dial-a-shag.

Anyone know the number for dial-a-shag?

I thought I’d be knee deep in clunge* by now ..

(* “Clunge” used for comedic effect. Yes, I hate that word as much as you

0800 696969

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

Keep posting!

A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.

It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting

Thank you think I was sensitive cause it was first n the responses just blasted my new built confidence away to make me feel like I was nothing but I will be back n give it back to you all lol "

I've been here donkey's years and my comments get ignored all the time

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over a year ago

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

You can't accomodate can't travel that limits your potential meets unless you want them to pick you up?"

Ooh yeah.. been here for 9 months and never noticed that before! This thread has been useful after all!! Off to change that!!

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By *umbiyaMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I don’t get meets because I don’t waste my time trying to talk to anyone. There are plenty of genetically superior guys here who have a duty to fuck 99% of the women. It’s natures way and i’m so glad to see people performing like puppets :p

So yeah. I don’t care for sex since it’s not natural for me to have it. I just shitpost here in the forums when I’m bored and want to masturbate. I also enjoy people getting upset at my existence.

Edgy I know.

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over a year ago

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

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There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

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over a year ago

East London

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

Kind of like a pigeon?"

Yea, the one-legged, goggle-eye'd one that hops around outside Lidl, hoping for a crumb or two.

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over a year ago

"Bye enjoy your little click pol

To be perfectly honest (and in the nicest possible way) your post was quite difficult to understand. It took me a couple of reads to get what you were trying to say.

the poor lambs.

However, talking to the men on the forum is talking to the converted I want to believe. So this thread is more in jest, with the alright famous Forum Banter (TM). Not to be taken too seriously. **

** They still can’t get a meet.

Thank you I’ve only just built up the confidence to talk on here n I was like I’m going lol

Keep posting!

A good 90% usually don’t get replied to, especially in fast moving threads. It doesn’t mean your views or comments are any less valid.

It’s good to see new people post on here so don’t let a silly tongue in cheek thread like this put you off posting

Thank you think I was sensitive cause it was first n the responses just blasted my new built confidence away to make me feel like I was nothing but I will be back n give it back to you all lol

I've been here donkey's years and my comments get ignored all the time

Thank you

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Easier if you just join us.

One of us.

.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there.....

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over a year ago

East London

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance."

I'll wait, patiently.

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over a year ago

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Strange in what way? A Dan way?"

Wait. What!?

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over a year ago

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Easier if you just join us.

One of us.

.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there.....

The only weird thing is the traffic on the 303 with the bellends gawping and staring.

Strange rituals, using nans old curtains as robes, faux monastic chanting, more incense than a 1st year philosophy student, thats absolutely fine.

And if you're strapped to a post, that's also fine. We don't bite.

Except Dave. Fucking Dave.

We've tried, honestly.

Sorry.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Easier if you just join us.

One of us.

.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there.....

The only weird thing is the traffic on the 303 with the bellends gawping and staring.

Strange rituals, using nans old curtains as robes, faux monastic chanting, more incense than a 1st year philosophy student, thats absolutely fine.

And if you're strapped to a post, that's also fine. We don't bite.

Except Dave. Fucking Dave.

We've tried, honestly.

Sorry.

Are you called Dave?

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over a year ago

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Easier if you just join us.

One of us.

.thats made more funny by the fact you've put down Stone Henge, it's weird there.....

The only weird thing is the traffic on the 303 with the bellends gawping and staring.

Strange rituals, using nans old curtains as robes, faux monastic chanting, more incense than a 1st year philosophy student, thats absolutely fine.

And if you're strapped to a post, that's also fine. We don't bite.

Except Dave. Fucking Dave.

We've tried, honestly.

Sorry.

Are you called Dave? "

Sadly not.

You wanted me to be though, didn't ya?

Little nibbler eh.

Dan, get the teeth. We got a live one.

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over a year ago

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Strange in what way? A Dan way?

One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!!

Are you ever gonna let that go? I was burgled...

I wasnt really but had just hopped out to seize the day looking a great in the torso xox

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over a year ago

Boo's World

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Strange in what way? A Dan way?

One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!!

Are you ever gonna let that go? I was burgled...

I wasnt really but had just hopped out to seize the day looking a great in the torso xox"

Let it go........?

Don't be silly, that's stuck with you now for Fab life! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pick the wrong ones, have had 2 no shows, very annoying. It's put me right off now even trying to get to know folks (sigh)

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over a year ago

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

I'll wait, patiently. "

Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.

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over a year ago

"Getting offered "meets" isn't the issue..... it's filtering out all those really strange people that seem to keep appearing that gets me.....

Strange in what way? A Dan way?

One's that don't tidy their bedrooms!!

Are you ever gonna let that go? I was burgled...

I wasnt really but had just hopped out to seize the day looking a great in the torso xox

Let it go........?

Don't be silly, that's stuck with you now for Fab life! Ha ha

You were looking AT THE WRONG BIT

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's fun when you see daily threads from people with 3 word profiles and a dick pic flummoxed why they aren't hip deep in women throwing themselves in their direction

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

I'll wait, patiently.

Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down."

Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though

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over a year ago

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

I'll wait, patiently.

Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.

Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though

Haha amazing.

No nana, do as he says.

Chop chop.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

I'll wait, patiently.

Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.

Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though

Haha amazing.

No nana, do as he says.

Chop chop."

When I'm feeling better I might take some new pics

Don't hold your breath though I hate taking photos of myself.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

I'll wait, patiently.

Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.

Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though

Haha amazing.

No nana, do as he says.

Chop chop."

Oh bloody hell, I type messing around

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over a year ago

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

I'll wait, patiently.

Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.

Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though

Haha amazing.

No nana, do as he says.

Chop chop.

When I'm feeling better I might take some new pics

Don't hold your breath though I hate taking photos of myself. "

I just love the absolute sincerity of some people when the tone is pretty damned clear

But yes, absolutely, try harder, new pics, profile, everything.

Follow the advice to the promised land.

Or Stoke.

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over a year ago

East London

"Anyhow, I'm too fat, slothy, boring and non-intelligent to get anyone.

All I get are the crumbs from the sexy, fit birds

There is someone for everyone.I am sure you will get your chance.

I'll wait, patiently.

Swingers sites will always give a distorted view.Maybe refresh your profile post some new photos.But most important is your personality be bold be positive and ignore people who put you down.

Thank you for the advice. I'm just messaging around though

Haha amazing.

No nana, do as he says.

Chop chop.

When I'm feeling better I might take some new pics

Don't hold your breath though I hate taking photos of myself.

I just love the absolute sincerity of some people when the tone is pretty damned clear

But yes, absolutely, try harder, new pics, profile, everything.

Follow the advice to the promised land.

Or Stoke."

I'll have them falling at my feet.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Effort, unless you really really want it and I’m sure most women detect that pretty well

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Don't take it to heart; I'm reliably informed there are actually no real women on here (we're all men pretending to be women, apparently. Well, except for me and I'm a lizard in a human suit so still don't count as a real woman).

Either way, it's all just bullshit and entitled bitches, so I'm told.

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

its a sex site = wrong

fit gym guys get all the fun = wrong

big cocks get all the fun = wrong

you guys can come up with all the excuse's going even blame it on other guys but the fact is guys outnumber women by silly numbers 100 / 200 / 300 to 1 maybe more in some areas thats the main problem ..

also i keep seeing post from people saying there someone for everyone whiles that maybe trun in real life it will never be true for the swinging scene 30 years ago there was nowhere near as many guys on this scene i bet the numbers were as low as 20 /50 to 1 guess what that was to many then so today for most it will be almost impossible for quite a few guys ...

ive also notice that since covid times more and more women and couples are looking for regular rather than one offs so thats yet another nail in the coffin for men ... it a very difficult scene for men those that will succeed are the ones that really want part of the scene ie willing to do clubs and socials ..

all i can say op is be orginal ie be you .. advice just gets you yet another boring profile like the others who asked .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn bi get your self over to the sister site

Tops are swimming in it

And it’s just a free for all

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I thought this was meant to be a fuck site?

And yet nobody wants to fuck me.

Someone explain. Please? Fankewe

It's the balloon, it's rather large and maybe slightly intimidating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meets are an individual thing , if somebody is interested they're interested, if not you're not for them for some reason , people know within seconds if yes or no ...it's fab ..it's a huge jungle..loads of different types in this jungle.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh Dan

They can and they do but they like to moan when they don’t. I think that’s really clear

Ps 53 days to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like,

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread?

Fanks!

Have you considered sending messages to anyone within a 100 mile radius with a close up pic of your scrotum and a request for a 'descrete fuk'? 60% of the time it works all of the time "

I'm going to try this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang in there, it will happen when you least expect it.

I’m sure that’s what I was told.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Hang in there, it will happen when you least expect it.

I’m sure that’s what I was told. "

(Shouting into the void in a demented prayer):

I least expect it right now!

(Silence.)

Nope, sorry. Doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Dan

They can and they do but they like to moan when they don’t. I think that’s really clear

Ps 53 days to go

Squuuuueeee SO excited Babs!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Dan, you did mean you, didn’t you? When you said ‘me’. Or did you mean me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan, you did mean you, didn’t you? When you said ‘me’. Or did you mean me? "

I know why I can’t meets (my halitosis, weeping sores, and general ugliness both physically and within) so it was a thread for the Community - I’m doing my bit!

(Nah, you’re right, it’s for me…. WHY?!?!

*sobs*)

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Like, not *just* me, I mean generally.

Why can’t WE (all of us on here *Group Hug*

) get meets?

Tell us why Fabsters?

Maybe Admin could pin the thread? You know as a one-stop shop for all of us wondering why we can’t get meets.

Fanks!

I don’t think I have enough cock pics Dan

. Damn those degrees and there only being 360 of them

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh Dan, you poor shag-free man. Maybe you shouldn't copy others photos and then leave out the boobs. They're the most popular bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Dan, you poor shag-free man. Maybe you shouldn't copy others photos and then leave out the boobs. They're the most popular bit

that’s a very impressive …. Balloon you have there!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Oh Dan, you poor shag-free man. Maybe you shouldn't copy others photos and then leave out the boobs. They're the most popular bit

that’s a very impressive …. Balloon you have there!

Quite a number of people want to put a pin in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having same issue of trying to open a conversation and arrange a meet. I like to think im polite and respectful when i message but seem to get nowhere.

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