FabSwingers.com forum: Cock pic conundrum.....

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Having been on the receiving end of some confusing images of late, here's a simple request to guys posting cock shots, as despite what many say a good cock shot can work wonders for your profile.

Please, please, please.

Don't make the mistake of posting a cleverly angled dangle, indicating that you're packing the kind of weapon that will fell an elephant with one swipe or that your mighty hammer can knock down a 20 storey building with one swing of your dingaling......and then also post one showing your thumb/hand that gives the impression that you either have Donald Trump sized hands or that your cock isn't quite as mahoosive as previously implied. It's a disappointing discovery.

You can't hide the proportions if you're throttling your knob to squeeze as much size out of it for a photo. We can see your hand. Most people fingers and thumbs will give away any proportional misrepresentation. Likewise if you just zoom in on your love sausage from below to give it some false perspective and make it look bigger it's generally suspicious.

Just post a shot face on or side on, from your thighs to your stomach. Or even a full body shot up to the neck. That way it'll be clear as to what's on offer.

Yes, yes, I know - the forums are full of people who'll say size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it, blah blah, blah. But outside of the lounge most people are actually interested in what's on offer and your chance of interest in a profile or a message can often be swayed by full disclosure, realistic photos and an absence of any attempt to artificially increase your size.

It'll save awkward looks if a meet occurs and also potentially lead to repeat sexy time. Most people are far too polite to comment at the time and won't leave a verification stating you were talking bollocks about the inches on offer, but they probably won't be too impressed.

Retail is detail. If you want to sell yourself to your audience and give yourself the best chance of making a good first impression then be willing to show the true picture.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Or just use a self timer for the selfie cock shot and prop phone up

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over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Thanks cock

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude.

You said it was fine.

That you wouldn't tell.

The fuck?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’ve used the truck of false perspective to make it look bigger, you can also do a lot by throwing a few amber backlights on it and a blue spotlight.

Meets can be tricky because you tend to lose a bit of momentum when you set up the lights, but I’ve never had any complaints

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy? "

If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?

Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?

Hell yes. Why not?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?

Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?

Hell yes. Why not?

I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In "

See I'm glad you showed up. I was trying to think of a good example pic and boom........??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickcoc.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?

Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?

Hell yes. Why not?

I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade"

Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.

A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.

And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickcoc."

Cock pic conundrum

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?

Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?

Hell yes. Why not?

I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade

Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.

A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.

And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.

You are joking right? Women engage in 'creative photography' on here far more than men. Most men don't even bother trying

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

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See I'm glad you showed up. I was trying to think of a good example pic and boom........??

I’ve got short thighs

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?

Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?

Hell yes. Why not?

I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade

Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.

A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.

And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.

You are joking right? Women engage in 'creative photography' on here far more than men. Most men don't even bother trying"

Nope. I'm not kidding.

But then we're not looking to meet women so rarely look at single female profiles. Couple profiles are generally more honest in their images (if widely top heavy on the female front) but single male profiles are awash with shots strategically taken to boost the look of their dicks. In 14 years on here that's always been the case. If you don't believe me take a browse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm struggling here tbh

The arrogance of preaching when noone asked for advice

The ego of thinking for others

The entitlement to consider yourself well qualified to speak for all of fab

It's baffling how this thread got past your 'whatthefuckamIthinking' filter.

Jeez

And you do ALL of the things you advise against

should we be in awe and consider yours a perfect specimen that all male fabbers should hope to emulate.....

Wow

Please do give us Episode2...fab fannies for dopes

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."

Turkey giblets and pizza?

Yummy

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."

Love it.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

If they were using photoshop to enlarge either?

Or maybe wearing an 80's wonder bra with added chicken fillets?

Hell yes. Why not?

I can pretty much guarantee it would be met with vitriol by most women in here, backed up by the white knight brigade

Possibly. Possibly not. But then I rarely see women trying to falsely display the size of their norks or flange.

A few will only post selected body parts to hide overall size but then guys do that too.

And bar the gym fit brigade let's face it - everyone socks in their stomach for photos.

You are joking right? Women engage in 'creative photography' on here far more than men. Most men don't even bother trying"

Men don't bother using light in their pics. Women crop them so bad you can't tell what it is.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I really should remember not to make mine look so small in photos, I apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I’m self conscious about my only picture. And to make matters worse I don’t even have a big cock !! Haha

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Now I’m self conscious about my only picture. And to make matters worse I don’t even have a big cock !! Haha "

Hey.

You can hang a towel off it. You're doing fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."

At least they haven’t mentioned the tub of Hagen daz’s too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty is the best policy

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night.

At least they haven’t mentioned the tub of Hagen daz’s too

Now I want some ice cream...

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

full body shot well nearly,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean we could do standardised measuring at socials, events and clubs.

Get a certificate an that.

Licensing.

Really firm this whole thing up.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I only have one visible on my profile and it's quite artistic but definitely not a trick angle

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!"

That's essential data.

Informing you of diet, bowel health, wiping ability and general cleaning standards.

Don't knock it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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See I'm glad you showed up. I was trying to think of a good example pic and boom........??

I’ve got short thighs

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I mean we could do standardised measuring at socials, events and clubs.

Get a certificate an that.

Licensing.

Really firm this whole thing up."

I'm all for it.

Lickety did just that a few years back at a club event organised on the forums. Tape measure and all.

Not sure a kite mark stamp would be a good look but I'm sure we could put it up for a vote as to what would be a good certified standard mark?

Could be lucrative business for tattooists......

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Couldn’t be arsed to read all that tbh. I think people should post what they want on here. They don’t need advice from some random I’m sure

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

"I mean we could do standardised measuring at socials, events and clubs.

Get a certificate an that.

Licensing.

Really firm this whole thing up."

Juat need a sky remote

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!"

Pants round ankles is fine...it's like that 'knickers hanging off the ankle' shot a lot of the ladies do and gives a useful insight as to a guys taste in smalls.

*no socks though

** or crocs or sandals......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!

Pants round ankles is fine...it's like that 'knickers hanging off the ankle' shot a lot of the ladies do and gives a useful insight as to a guys taste in smalls.

*no socks though

** or crocs or sandals......"

Socks n sliders??

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Couldn’t be arsed to read all that tbh. I think people should post what they want on here. They don’t need advice from some random I’m sure "

And yet here you are. Thanks for the input.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Is it advised to flush the loo first, or leave the floater? And what's the consensus on pants-round-ankles? These are key questions to cock shot composition!

Pants round ankles is fine...it's like that 'knickers hanging off the ankle' shot a lot of the ladies do and gives a useful insight as to a guys taste in smalls.

*no socks though

** or crocs or sandals......"

Lol at no crocs

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I just even it out by taking tastefully flattering todger portraits, and popping on the profile text that it's actually incredibly average... not that women ever read profiles

LvM

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

"Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night."

Grim hahaha

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others

. (Reference to you’re photo)

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others

. (Reference to you’re photo)

Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.

For reference she was 4 ft 1".

I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.

I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.

I can take it. Crack on.

*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi

**and the pinwheel is a miniature one

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others

. (Reference to you’re photo)

Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.

For reference she was 4 ft 1".

I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.

I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.

I can take it. Crack on.

*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi

**and the pinwheel is a miniature one

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I wasn’t having a dig about your photo just a bit of gentle leg pulling in fact I think you’re pictures are fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all know that a vagina is about 6 inches deep anyway right? Just checking haha

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Mmm pizza and ice cream. Knew the chub bashers would be out in force!

Not all of us fat girls try and hide ourselves, my bumps and curves are on full display so "attractive" couples can make an informed decision

- Xeno

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others

. (Reference to you’re photo)

Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.

For reference she was 4 ft 1".

I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.

I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.

I can take it. Crack on.

*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi

**and the pinwheel is a miniature one

I wasn’t having a dig about your photo just a bit of gentle leg pulling in fact I think you’re pictures are fab

All good

I don't mind a good leg pull.

*as long as its the middle leg.....

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"What do you suggest op a forearm to give perspective? Just some have longer forearms than others

. (Reference to you’re photo)

Yep. I'd have used my own but that would have just looked odd.

For reference she was 4 ft 1".

I'm currently looking for a woman with really tiny hands for my next shot.

I mean I was only generalising of course in my original post but no worries making specific references to individual photos.

I can take it. Crack on.

*that donut photo was also taken using one of those bite size ones from Aldi

**and the pinwheel is a miniature one

I wasn’t having a dig about your photo just a bit of gentle leg pulling in fact I think you’re pictures are fab

All good

I don't mind a good leg pull.

*as long as its the middle leg.....

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same here nothing better than a good old middle leg pull

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy? "

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal"

I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought

Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?

Just a thought.......

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over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought

Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?

Just a thought.......

Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought

Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?

Just a thought.......

I measure mine regularly with one of those laser gadgets that estate agents and surveyors use. Just to check for subsidence you know

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought

Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?

Just a thought.......

Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. "

I knew I should have studied physics more at school......

Oh well. Back to the drawing board....

Fuck. I dropped art too.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

And whilst I am here. I support the OPs original request and would respectfully request that guys stop hunching over to try to make it look like their cock extends beyond their belly button. Wise to that trick too!

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"And whilst I am here. I support the OPs original request and would respectfully request that guys stop hunching over to try to make it look like their cock extends beyond their belly button. Wise to that trick too! "

Ooh!

The belly button test.

I haven't heard that referenced for ages.

Good shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they have a really low belly button? I've seen that before there was barely anything between belly button and pube

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought

Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?

Just a thought.......

Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. "

How about a Dynamometer?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

What if they have a really low belly button? I've seen that before there was barely anything between belly button and pube"

I think you will find that they had let it all get a bit overgrown down there. Some serious manscaping would probably tell a different story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they have a really low belly button? I've seen that before there was barely anything between belly button and pube

I think you will find that they had let it all get a bit overgrown down there. Some serious manscaping would probably tell a different story!"

No seriously I promise there was this guy I was mates with and he wasn't a hairy guy. It was just bizarrely low. Some kind of medical thing perhaps.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

I tried to take a pic of the pressure generated by my pelvic floor, but taking an image of 10 atmospheres turned out to be harder than I thought

Would a video demonstrating the velocity of a standard ping pong ball fired from your foof be a viable alternative means of showing the pressure generated?

Just a thought.......

Tightness infers pressure. Pressure is a force per unit area. Firing out balls might give me momentum (p=mv) but I'd need to do a heck of a lot of derivation to get to pressure. Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

How about a Dynamometer? "

If you can find one that's the right shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just off my cock on a ‘try before you buy’ type deal anyway. No photo can capture its beauty.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"It's all about desire and a spark. And decent hygiene.

Not a cock angle.

Plus I don't need someone deciding things for me. "

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal"

Ive no idea, but im sure men do it no more than they do anyway with their cock pics.

I mean lets just get this straight here; men constantly get called out on here for having 500 cock pics on their profile. If theres one part of their body they possibly couldnt be dishonest about, its the cock ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

Ive no idea, but im sure men do it no more than they do anyway with their cock pics.

Unless you photoshopped every single one of those cock pics.

I can already see the tears of someone at the computer hard at work stretching their pictures out for hours on end...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

"Would this type of subject matter be acceptable on here of it was addressing women and their chest size or the tightness of their pussy?

Do women often post pictures over-stating the tightness of their vagina or the size of their breasts?

Cal

Ive no idea, but im sure men do it no more than they do anyway with their cock pics.

Yet they are in their pics for all the reasons above. You are right though - once the kecks come off there is no hiding it. Unless it's a micro penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attention all women:

When posing with your growler out, please don't tuck the giblets in if they're only going to fall out again when you take your pants off. Honest representations only, please.

And, for the love of God, stop putting your arm over your gut in pics... we all know about the extra large pizza you had to yourself last night.

At least they haven’t mentioned the tub of Hagen daz’s too

You literally described most of my Saturday nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as fuck.

(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it

)

(2) I am taking pictures to make myself appealing to others in order to get laid not to get a wonderful verification that will praise the size of my pecker and unfortunately the dominant discourse around cock size made me believe that the size of a penis makes the man and not the opposite.

So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.

If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded

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By *bi Haive OP Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Guilty as fuck.

(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it

)

So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.

If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded

Shocking.

It's like sticking an XR2i body kit on a lowly 1.3l popular to impress the laydeez down at Tescos car park on a wet Wednesday night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guilty as fuck.

(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it

)

So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.

If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded

Shocking.

It's like sticking an XR2i body kit on a lowly 1.3l popular to impress the laydeez down at Tescos car park on a wet Wednesday night.

Every little helps as they said

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Guilty as fuck.

(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it

)

So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.

If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded

You have a lovely penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guilty as fuck.

(1) I strive to be a disappointment so it works well to that extent ( imagine, I even managed to make a bloke start a thread about it

)

So the way I see it, the disappointment is not my issue.

If I have managed to use your penis size requirements thanks to good angles in order to shoot my loads, I have succeeded

You have a lovely penis

Awkward moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watsapp for pics

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

D would like to know these angles..

Nowt but genuine, unfiltered pictures here, sorry!!

Will admit to a black n white on occasion x

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By *eff4000Man
over a year ago

Camberley

For the avoidance of doubt I used a tape measure in one of mine. Hate to be done by the trades description act

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