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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They have to be done, but good folks of FAB, what chore do you hate doing the most?

For me it’s changing bed sheets and pillow cases; I don’t know exactly why but it pisses me reet off it does!

Incidentally, are there any chores that any of you actively enjoy?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nope

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Washing-up sucks

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Hate dusting with a passion, enjoy doing the dishes and hoovering though.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Cleaning out the fridge! But tbh don't like any of them love gardening though that's a pleasure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the shower glass and door ..seems impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the bathroom! Just so boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate cooking and all things related, like meal planning, food shopping and washing up. I used to love cooking, but years of children being fussy and rejecting what I present to them has eroded all the pleasure.

I really enjoy folding laundry. I find it calming and grounding.

Nell

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

All of them lol... I particularly hate dusting and hoovering though lol

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Stripping the bed is awful! Especially at bedtime and you realise you haven’t made it again

Everything else I don’t mind at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stripping the gardener is awful!"

You dark horse.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I hate ironing.

Thankfully the Sunday afternoon chore of ironing work stuff and school uniform went yrs ago.

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By *trawberry shortcake 9999Woman
over a year ago

I enjoy all gardening, total satisfaction when it's all done

Washing up is the worst thing ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laundry...washing it is fine, it's the putting away..blahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stripping the bed is awful! Especially at bedtime and you realise you haven’t made it again

Everything else I don’t mind at all "

Ah see the trick is, to make as soon as stripped. Have another set of clean bedding ready to swap

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Emptying bins and taking bins out on a Tuesday.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I actually quite enjoy cleaning my sink; getting the stainless steel all sparkly again bestows a great feeling of accomplishment and pride, I find.

(Jesus….my life must be pretty shite…)

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

This is going to sound weird judging by the comments so far,but I like mundane stuff. When I became single I had to motivate myself to do it so gave myself a reward after completing a task. Now I just find the clean and tidy a pleasure and I love getting into clean bedding!

Happy to help others if you want and no I don't have a maid uniform

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Hate cleaning windows. Well the frames, not the glass lol

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Washing-up sucks"
I love doing washing up keeps my nails so clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuuming the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agreed on bed sheets. Why does the duvet always manage to pivot awkwardly when you think you've cracked it. Fuck you duvet.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Agreed on bed sheets. Why does the duvet always manage to pivot awkwardly when you think you've cracked it. Fuck you duvet."

Turn it outside out...grab the top 2 corners....flip it on...job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing the dishes and cleaning the bathroom.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Like bedsheets the least.

Love ironing in both winter and summer mode

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Dusting is the brain of my existence lol especially having wooden floors it sometimes just floats up

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Stripping the gardener is awful!

You dark horse."

He doesn’t like it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agreed on bed sheets. Why does the duvet always manage to pivot awkwardly when you think you've cracked it. Fuck you duvet.

Turn it outside out...grab the top 2 corners....flip it on...job done

My brain can't comprehend this but it's been a long day. Maybe show me one day

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Agreed on bed sheets. Why does the duvet always manage to pivot awkwardly when you think you've cracked it. Fuck you duvet.

Turn it outside out...grab the top 2 corners....flip it on...job done

My brain can't comprehend this but it's been a long day. Maybe show me one day

I know this technique

What you do is to turn the duvet cover inside out firstly; then place your hands inside it, grabbing the two top corners. Next with corners in hands, grab the two top corners of the duvet before pulling/shaking the duvet cover down over the duvet.

Um….yes….It’s indeed easier shown than described…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Does anyone enjoy cleaning out their ovens?

Anyone want to do battle with mine?

No? Ahhh please yerselves

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I love cleaning when I'm well and full of life.

Minus cleaning skirting boards. And washing cutlery. Everything else, good playlist and I'm happy to spend a few hours doing it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Does anyone regularly dust/clean atop their wardrobes?

What about under the bed and behind the sofas?

Are you all being thorough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Agreed on bed sheets. Why does the duvet always manage to pivot awkwardly when you think you've cracked it. Fuck you duvet.

Turn it outside out...grab the top 2 corners....flip it on...job done

My brain can't comprehend this but it's been a long day. Maybe show me one day

I know this technique

Um….yes….It’s indeed easier shown than described…

So many duvets and words

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Polishing the silverware

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hate ironing!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I don’t like cooking,

Hoovering,

Dusting,

Cleaning the bathroom,

Tidying up in general,

I don’t own an iron.

Everything else I’m good with though

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Hate ironing!"

I just don't bother doing it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoovering

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hate ironing!

I just don't bother doing it lol"

Same, I hate it that much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't particularly hate any of them. I like cleaning. I do hate spending ages making everything clean and tidy for the kids to come in and make a mess in 10second's though

or if I'm tired, like beyond exhausted tired, then all housework can fuck off until I've slept.

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some bizarre reason I hate washing up drinking bottles.

And ironing sucks unless there's music.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Washing-up sucks"

I love washing up.

I don't think our iron has seen the light of day in about 5 years.

Folding fitted sheets is the biggest fucking nightmare ever.

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By *achelCTV/TS
over a year ago

Here and there

I hate them all but must agree changing the bed can just be mind numbing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them but the washing up is the biggest annoyance. Music and a singalong is what gets me through it, poor neighbours.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I clean through the house every Friday night

I hate ironing - it goes on a hanger straight out of the washer if necessary

Dishes go in the dishwasher and it washes when it’s full

I hate cleaning windows

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like washing up...make up and strip the beds while naked means I don't get hot and bothered...I fold my duvet into a lengthways W and push it up inside the cover ..find the top corners ..giving it a shake and voila done....and I don't iron..just dry all my clothes on hangers so they don't get creased ..hoover and dust when I have to

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"They have to be done, but good folks of FAB, what chore do you hate doing the most?

For me it’s changing bed sheets and pillow cases; I don’t know exactly why but it pisses me reet off it does!

Incidentally, are there any chores that any of you actively enjoy?

What are chores? Lol!

Incidentally, I live alone and I don't let people apart from professionals into my flat so.....

I can be as OCD clean or as slovenly as I chose and my health allows.

My neurodivergent brain needs to unmask when I'm home not obsessive over chores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the shower and oven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got the tools for the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing my car. Absolute ballache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have to be done, but good folks of FAB, what chore do you hate doing the most?

For me it’s changing bed sheets and pillow cases; I don’t know exactly why but it pisses me reet off it does!

Incidentally, are there any chores that any of you actively enjoy?

Enjoy them all tbh ...just put on my type of music and off l go

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Thats why I got married.

I make the mess.

She cleans it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mind do any chores because I always do it naked much more enjoyable that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate doing housework or chores,so I pay someone else to do it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Washing my car. Absolute ballache"

If only they'd invented a machine to do it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing my car. Absolute ballache

If only they'd invented a machine to do it for you

If you want something doing right though...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Washing my car. Absolute ballache

If only they'd invented a machine to do it for you

If you want something doing right though...

Pay someone else to do it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Washing my car. Absolute ballache

If only they'd invented a machine to do it for you

If you want something doing right though...

Pay someone else to do it for you?"

Normally I would, but don't fancy waiting when I can just do it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind doing a big food shop but getting home and putting it all away... I could cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things need to get done but I don’t like washing up or hoovering the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind doing a big food shop but getting home and putting it all away... I could cry. "

Oh yes definitely this.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I am ocd so In my element doing housework lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Washing my car. Absolute ballache

If only they'd invented a machine to do it for you

If you want something doing right though...

Pay someone else to do it for you?"

Polish car wash is ace and they do a thorough fantastic job!

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