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To make more money on a few hundred quid?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's say I have £700, what would be the best way to make it grow?

Invest?

ISA?

Savings Account?

Premium Bonds?

The lottery?

What else is there?

T

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Buy a ring light and join only fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crypto.

Text FABCRYPTO to 54378 for more info.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a ring light and join only fans. "

Is this the "career" of the future?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly, with that amount no savings accounts or ISA will see appreciable growth.

Investing with stocks, thats basically gambling and if you don't know the game, assume its already gone.

If you've a particular niche hobby, and can use it to identify a fixer upper or something, you might turn a profit on the sweat equity.

Like fixing up a cheap car for sale, bike, maybe furniture etc.

Best way to make it grow, lock it up in the ISA so its hard to touch, add to it whenever you can.

Boring I know.

Sorry.

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Retail arbitrage

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By *evonspankMan
over a year ago

Tiverton

With inflaton at 10% it is better to spend it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re going to lock it away, do it after the next interest rate hike this week, or next week, whenever it is. Unless it’s high risk, £700 isn’t going to make you much. 5% in the year is only £35.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s kind of a semi jokey answer and half serious .. but invest in 350 pairs of M&S knickers and sell them on specialist websites .. there’s LOADS of cash in sex work ..

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"Is this the "career" of the future? "

It’s that or ”dropshipping” stuff in little plastic bags at considerable markup.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Pay off (full or partial) any debt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are looking at long term lots around at the moment about investing in whisky

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Use it towards insulating your house,will save you money going forward.

But given the amount its not gonna be easy to find any mechanism that turns a strong return without A taking on more risk and B locking it down to a longer term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to the Tories then ask for a multimillion pound Covid contract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a £400 banger off a car

Take the other £300 and buy white sprits

Empty the tank and fill it with white sprits or turps

Run around in it till the tanks empty

Video it

And say hello to 500k

From YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a cat film it doing stupid stuff

Say hello to 3.2 million in two months

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Favouri de Sivola in 3:15 at Warwick

3/1 will return £2800

Not a certainty but what it life is?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.

All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy a cat film it doing stupid stuff

Say hello to 3.2 million in two months "

Posted 2 days go

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxMUVjcKD0

547k views

At 0.10 cent a view

All ready made 57k on track for a 2 million pay day in a month time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.

All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print "

I've messaged them all. I'll let you know how I get on

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Lots of knickers Mrs wears them then sell them on.

Seems prices for worn knickers are high.

Mrs

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Let's say I have £700, what would be the best way to make it grow?

Invest?

ISA?

Savings Account?

Premium Bonds?

The lottery?

What else is there?

T

"

Rub it in some root hormone and plant it in garden

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

SNP 500 goes up 10% a year basically every year without fault. Stick it all on that and wait 30 years.

Compound interest is your friend. After 30 years that 700 is 12000.

Obviously the more you put in the pot in the first few years the more you end up with in the long run. It's exponential.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Land is still your best bet I'd say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interest rates are so poor that for many, the best way to get value from your money and not let it lose value due to inflation, is to pay off debt. If you can pay off £700 of mortgage debt at say 3-4%, it's worth far more than trying to earn money on interest instead, so unless you want to get into something risky with shares, or very risky with William Hill, there's very little point trying to earn money, try to save it instead.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.

All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print

I've messaged them all. I'll let you know how I get on "

We’ll expect free tickets in the fab post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rent a large posh house in the countryside for a weekend and organise a big upmarket sex party.

All you need to do is get one of the page 1 regulars from fab to promote it and you’ll sell as many tickets as you can print

I've messaged them all. I'll let you know how I get on

We’ll expect free tickets in the fab post "

I've already been blocked by four of them but assume this is just because I'm trying to muscle in on their turf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK so far I'm considering selling knickers

(side note I saw a video of a woman dipping them in tuna juice)

Or the renting a big house and getting a page hottie.

T

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Give it to me I will look after it for you.....

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

For some significant fairly risk free short term gains, try matched betting, it sounds dodgy until you have it explained and understand the maths, but you should be able to make a good few hundred quid with that in the first month or two.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Buy the cheapest classic or future classic car or motorbike you can. Restore it if you can do it yourself properly then sell it.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Risk free?

Put in in your pension if you pay HR Tax, it increases by £140 immediately and you get another £105 back in January.

If not HR then a non ISA like Barclays Rainy day at 5%

Not risk free ? Invest it. Depends what you mean by best , highest yield , highest growth , lowest risk , fastest ROI etc

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"For some significant fairly risk free short term gains, try matched betting, it sounds dodgy until you have it explained and understand the maths, but you should be able to make a good few hundred quid with that in the first month or two."

How can you use sentence and betting in the sane sentence.

I would add one thing OP. Probably safest to do the opposite of anything advised on here - even what I advised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Risk free?

Put in in your pension if you pay HR Tax, it increases by £140 immediately and you get another £105 back in January.

If not HR then a non ISA like Barclays Rainy day at 5%

Not risk free ? Invest it. Depends what you mean by best , highest yield , highest growth , lowest risk , fastest ROI etc

"

Putting it in a pension was one of my suggestions too.

T

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By *erbert the pervertMan
over a year ago

party in your panties

Get some camera equipment and get yourself camming

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Interest rates are so poor that for many, the best way to get value from your money and not let it lose value due to inflation, is to pay off debt. If you can pay off £700 of mortgage debt at say 3-4%, it's worth far more than trying to earn money on interest instead, so unless you want to get into something risky with shares, or very risky with William Hill, there's very little point trying to earn money, try to save it instead."

You have to do the maths. Usually paying off a mortgage or having a small mortgage is a really bad idea financially, always best to leverage credit to exploit growth in a market.

But I think at the moment if your capital gains are lower than interest rates , or possibly even negative over the coming 12 months it makes a lot of sense for some people to reduce interest on mortgage debt. But by doing so you lose the opportunity unless you can borrow more very quickly ,,you have little or no liquidity of the overpayments

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sell Watermelon to F&B

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"For some significant fairly risk free short term gains, try matched betting, it sounds dodgy until you have it explained and understand the maths, but you should be able to make a good few hundred quid with that in the first month or two.

How can you use sentence and betting in the sane sentence.

I would add one thing OP. Probably safest to do the opposite of anything advised on here - even what I advised. "

Because you are always betting against both sides of an outcome simultaneously, so for one team to win but also for the same team to not win, or for one horse to win and also for that horse to not win, so your bets come out roughly breaking even each time, the profit comes from taking advantage of all the free bet offers with each of the dozens of bookies online. You place enough qualifying bets that break even to get access to the free bets, then similarly you place equally opposing bets that effectively break even but give you the free bet amount from the bookie. It’s entirely legal m but the bookies don’t like it of course, but you can play the system and make a profit.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"It’s kind of a semi jokey answer and half serious .. but invest in 350 pairs of M&S knickers and sell them on specialist websites .. there’s LOADS of cash in sex work .. "

Best advice yet.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definetly money in used panties

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Flip stock on eBay / Etsy / Amazon pretty quick to double your money if you are clued up in trends and invest some time researching market trends

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