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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is probably from the Dirty Harry series when Callaghan says "Do you feel lucky". Whats yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked,

Mad Irish guy in Braveheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wayne's world, Wayne's world, party time, excellent.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked,

Mad Irish guy in Braveheart

classic!! my fav too lol that guy was great x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Hospital, what is it ?

It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now.

Airplane !

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

mine would be from a clint film too, though not his character ...

"dont piss down my back and tell me its raining"

but also i love this from monty python...

"strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for government "

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Wayne's world, Wayne's world, party time, excellent.

schwing !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is NOT the messiah, he is a very naughty boy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wayne's world, Wayne's world, party time, excellent.

schwing !!

I nearly chose that one instead, lol.

or was you schwinging at me?.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

You were just supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

you had me at hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dare you to say what again,,,,,

samuel l jackson-pulp fiction

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Wayne's world, Wayne's world, party time, excellent.

schwing !!

I nearly chose that one instead, lol.

or was you schwinging at me?.

i might have been

hehehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooohh sooo many ... but love this one ,

'It's my duty to please that booty '

Samuel L -Shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wayne's world, Wayne's world, party time, excellent.

schwing !!

I nearly chose that one instead, lol.

or was you schwinging at me?.

i might have been

hehehe x "

I know your game...

how to keep an idiot in suspense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Oh man... I shot Marvin in the face""

love that line haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the bunny back in the box"

Con Air

Cages voice makes me melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol and current fave ....

'Anybody else got the hibeejibees?!!No.So shut up'

King Julian the Lemur, Madagascar lol .. blame my son !

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley"

"Up yours, nigger"

"It's pronounced Fronkensteen"

"Get busy living, or get busy dying"

"Come with me if you want to live"

"Yipee kay-aye motherfucker"

"The royal penis is clean"

"This one time, at band camp..."

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy"

"Is it a boy or a girl?

I think it's a little early to be imposing roles on it"

"And finally....a waffer thin mint"

"Albatross!"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"It puts the lotion in the basket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Put the bunny back in the box"

Con Air

Cages voice makes me melt "

also ConAir ,

There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you”, Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage)

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

frankly my dear I dont give a dam

gone with the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it bleeds we can kill it! predator.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I am the Ayetolla of rock'n'rolla" the Jones character as he runs over a machine gun nest with a bulldozer, Heartbreak Ridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zulu's theres 1000's of them

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

" I vant your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" Terminator 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another favourite of mine is oddball in Kellys Heroes when he says "I aint gonna fight no tigers" . lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Your going to WHAT!!!!!!" navigator to Maverick after hearing "I'm gonna slam on the brakes, he'll fly right by us".... Top Gun

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Dude, what does mine say?"

From "Dude, where's my car?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel the need, the need for speed, top gun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes classic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gonna need a bigger boat .... jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Commitmentettes?? Commitment Tits more like' The Commitments

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

lol another one from the commitments;

Are you doing what I told you? Are you thinking of that reed as a woman's nipple?

how daft, but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the f**k was that?

The engine, it's thrown a rod.

Is that serious?

Yep

Blues Brothers

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

deco: i've a bugle here you can blow on.

natalie: i've an arse here you can kiss.

hehe i'll stop now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"deco: i've a bugle here you can blow on.

natalie: i've an arse here you can kiss.

hehe i'll stop now "

Haha no , don't stop you gotta love the Commitments ! sooo funny , not seen it for ages.. want to see it now lol

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

From Calendar Girls..

'we gonna need considerably bigger buns'

And from Shrek

'I'm flying talking donkey' gotta do the voice aswell thou lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Trainspotting;

Sickboy: For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fuckin' EVIL shot!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"The Dude abides"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Silence of the lambs.

NOBODY .... puts baby in the corner!!

Dirty Dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'may the wind at your back never be your own'- Jack lemmon film cannot recall the name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.

American Pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go pretty boy???? Lets go.

from the film Youngblood staring Rob Lowe and Patrick Swazye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well polish my balls and serve me a milkshake

american pie 2

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I watched The officer and a gentleman when I worked on the QE2.

Oh one liners. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two from, what for me is the funniest film of all time, Snatch

"Do you know what Nemisis means?"

"A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent"

"In this case an 'orrible Cunt, Me"

You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls.

Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren’t clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol’ pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol’ time. But you’ve got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you’re having second thoughts. You’re shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I’ve got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin’ along with your presence. Now, fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"frankly my dear I dont give a dam

gone with the wind"

That would be my favourite too, from my favourite film!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am your father!

Empire Strikes Back, my favourite of all the Star War Films

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

"Mine is probably from the Dirty Harry series when Callaghan says "Do you feel lucky". Whats yours?"

"he crawled through 300 feet of shit smelling foulness"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 from Zulu:

"Don't you think the Welsh can do better than that Owen?"

"Well they've got a very good bass section but no top tenners,thats for sure".

"Well theres stupid they are then,

never seen the sense in running to fight a battle!".

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Goldfinger:

"Surely you don't expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond.......I expect you to die!".

Brilliant comeback!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate you International Rescue

The Hood. Thunder Birds The Movie.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didnt your mammy give you enough tit as a child?"

The drill intructor in Full Metal Jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'There can be only one' - Highlander

'camera one, camera two - Waynes World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Americaaaaaaaaa fuck yeah !!'

Team America-World Police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not a god, why don't you pull the trigger and find out - Blaze of Glory 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in yet?

Oh That was my old honeymoon video...Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Even smiling makes my face ache.......Rocky Horror Picture Show

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

houston- we have a problem

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By *arracks7Couple
over a year ago

Now in Warrington

i wish u adue...its ok i`m happy with the dew i got... spyhard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who does it really work out for? You want a name? Oh the pressure of a name........I know..... CINDER-FUCKIN-RELLA" Pretty Woman

"This isn't flying...it's falling with style" Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Live for nothing, die for something".

Rambo (4?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." ...... It's from All About Eve starring Bette Davis...or

"It's Alive!! It's Alive!!" from Frankenstein

Am a sad git that loves the old black and white movies

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

come up and see me some time

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

"opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one" Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get away from her, you bitch. aliens, classic.lol.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

go for your guns you sons of bitchs john wayne true grit

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

(said of a meeting he had just been in) "it was a proctologists dream in there....... wall-to-wall arseholes!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure what worries me more the fact that we've lost a nuclear weapon or the fact we've got a name for it....

Broken arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Mirror on the Wall, Who is the fairest one of all?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Pretty shitty city'

Twin Town...loves it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Columbia - "slowly slowly! its too nice a job to rush!"

rocky horror... love it

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By *lwayshorny70Man
over a year ago

Redditch

im spartacus im spartacus im spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go ahead punk make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider pig spider pig (the Simpsons movie) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sherrifs a Ni...

Blazing Saddles

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

And in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

Donkey - Shrek

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"My Mama always said, Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Why don't you come up some time and see me?

My Little Chickadee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you come up some time and see me?

My Little Chickadee"

On me way xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frankly my dear, i dont give a damn !!!

gone with the wind

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Why don't you come up some time and see me?

My Little Chickadee

On me way xx

Promises, promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after all, tomorrow is another day

gone with the wind....= scarlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres loads i could put. one off the top of my head is

"my product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more halucinagenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than extacy. its like getting a personal visit from god".

not exactly a 1 liner, but a quote from a film none the less.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

“Take me to bed or lose me forever”,

Meg Ryan - Top Gun

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” The wizard of oz

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Goooood morning, Vietnam!"

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"theres loads i could put. one off the top of my head is

"my product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more halucinagenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than extacy. its like getting a personal visit from god".

not exactly a 1 liner, but a quote from a film none the less."

51st State! love it

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By *exeteraWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."

Duck Soup

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"It's hot, damn hot, hot and wet, which is great if you are with a woman, but not if you are in the jungle!"

Good Morning Vietnam.

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

"Our arrows will blot out the sun."

"Then we will fight in the shade."

300

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I see dead people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats not a knife........Thats a knife"

Crocodile Dundee

XXXX

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

ET phone home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much are the plastic twats?

£50

Have you got anything that feels like a proper fanny?

Yeah a proper fanny!

Sex lives of the potato men with johnny vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, the sharks won't swallow me whole?"

"No, I've heard they spit that bit out"

Carry On Columbus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just watching Ice Age Meltdown, and the sloth got scared and said:

'I just did something involuntary, and it's messy'

Made me laugh out loud, thats what I love about these 'kids' movies so many lines you don't necessarily notice 1st or even 2nd time you watch them..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"frankly my dear, i dont give a damn !!!

gone with the wind

thats mine too...lol...

i use that line all the time...

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"You've a face no one would paint!"

calamity jane - part of one of many songs lol luv it!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time- casablanca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its been emotional - lock stock n two

Im sorry did I brake your concentration - pulp fiction

Bring out the gimp - pulp fiction

why do I have to be Mr pink? - reservoir dogs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women- scarface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck my cock..G I jane

love it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men- im no angel

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"Its Johny" or "we are going to need a bigger boat"

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